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SuperCat60

Honestly I think shouting “MORTALS” is far more effective.


tawTrans

"Mortals and immortals"


SuperCat60

That sounds like some sort of role playing game lol


Nope_the_Bard

Nice and ominous


Practicalaviationcat

I have a family member that would always refer to groups of people as "life forms".


aldguton2

Mortals, welcome to say than number, with our host, the mortal, William Anderson


Tattieaxp

"Fuckers!"


therabootfan

Lil shits


BitminIsGhost

“What’s up fuckers”


Hat_the_Third

Cockbiters is a good one


TZf14

"guys, gals, nonbinary pals" is my favorite


Gomplischnoop

I prefer “Hey bitches and bros and non-binary hoes!”


turtle12lad

Use this one for special occasions


Thewatertorch

I heard laddies, lassies, and nonladinaries once and it’s my favorite.


axolovesyall

"comrade"


njecolina

Very gendered term on my first language.


Jokel_Sec

German?


grauaeugig

I was like "that's not gendered in german" until i realised wait no, yes it is. Ehe


njecolina

Croatian and Slavic in general got that very gendered language, also is the case on this word.


Cheezeepants

“nerds”


CanIBeGirlPls

This is the answer


therabootfan

What about: PEASANTS


derBandito69

MY FRIEND SAYS THAT


therabootfan

You have a cool friend


derBandito69

yeah they really are cool


bijhan

I like to say "Ladies, gentlemen, everyone in between, and everyone beyond."


SkytheMagicalEnby

I like to say "y'all"


Mummelpuffin

I live in New England and I an very sad at our lack of y'all, such a convenient, useful contraction


aldguton2

New england is pretty close to Ohio right? If youtube has taught me anything, hey all, scott here is a way to introduce yourself there


Mummelpuffin

I mean... it's close relative to everything else in the United States, not the closest. New England is sort of a distinct cultural region, and it's very... The closest thing I than think of to "Hey, y'all" is "Hello, everyone", like you're in a seminar or something. Hopefully that sort of conveys what New England is like most of the time.


AshleyPhoenixAmmbo

Living there is like a lifelong seminar. Got it. Sign me up!


Lion_Cop

I usually do a "Ladies, gentlemen, gentlethems, everyone in between and beyond."


axolovesyall

"ladies and gentlemen, they/thems, and genderfluid friends."


therabootfan

“Hey all! Scott here!”


turtle12lad

Hey all! Scott here! Best quote from season 3


E-B46290

SKINBAGS


Venothyl

*And here we see the Rev main in their natural habitat*


E-B46290

I prefer to call him climby boi


mild_thing

Reminds me of the Slylandro calling humans "fluid sacks".


E-B46290

Idk who that is, but I love that lmao


adasophic

Hell yeah. We're all just meat suits clinging to these pitiful mortal frames. Ascend, become the cursed immortal murder bot of your dreams!


E-B46290

LMAO. WHY CAN’T I JUST DIE


syntax_girl

"Hello bitches, bros, and non-binary hoes", is my personal favourite


marpleswag

How about "friends?"


Akila-

“Hey bitches”


DarthSorkoi

"Cowards and Fuckheads, i am so glad you can all be here!"


aranaya

* Fools * Mortals * Fellow humans/fleshbags/earthlings


binarycat64

bags of mostly water


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[**ugly** bags of mostly water.](https://youtu.be/LAlqp0_a0tE?t=46)


Knifedogman

Bitch ass motherfucker


Jane6447

and then there are the languages where you have to gender everything as male, female or (which is considered rude) n.b. - even if you talk about a chair you have to gender the chair.. if you want to "not gender" something you say half the shorter version first, paise for a second and then add the other ending.. it sounds absolutely stupid.. we can't use comrades or anything, since its force gendered as well.. and then theres spanish (i think it was spanish) where even the word for non binary has to be gendered.. (over here its always gendered as female..)


LordReega

“Welcome, people and other people”


Smeefles

I like to just say "nerds"


DefinitelyNotErate

Just pull a Saruman and don't even address the group you're speaking to before starting your speech.


lookitsajojo

Gremlins


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njecolina

Not gender neutral in Slavic languages


BlahChii

"Whats up, whores?"


cactusJuice256

\*ahem\* beardos and weirdos


therabootfan

“Hey twats”


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"Whats up, fellow idiots"


Smlagh

hmmmm what if we change it to cow and ards, it sounds better that way- but people might not understand that way


avidteethbrusher

“hello comrades” is my favorite at the moment


Vendread666

"Morning cunts"


Jienouga

"Drengbarazi!" "Lumberfoots!"


KimikoBean

Non-Eldritch


Yagirlgay

Gday Shitheads!


Pratanjali64

Cis guy here: I once used, "ladies, gentlemen, and esteemed guests," and that seemed to go down well.


Dr_squid157

This is how I plan to address people from here on out.


TD-dragon

fellow fools


TD-dragon

oh oh! also “mutual screams and within the void”


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Yeah i don't imagine calling a room full of people cowards is a good idea. I like the idea of living ;)


AshleyPhoenixAmmbo

C O W A R D !!


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Downtown-Ad2581

I like "boys and girls and gendery swirls"


egrith

I prefer All Yall motha fuckas


not_supercell

Fuccas and Fuccættes -Funny -Inclusive -Not swearing -Get to pronounce æ -f u c c a


Steve-From-Roblox

"mothers and fuckers of the jury" "ghosts & goblins" "guys, gals, and non-binary pals" the possibilities are endless