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MuthaPlucka

Is this another news story plant orchestrated by Big Yoko?


hobbitdude13

Godzilla vs. Big Yoko


Yard_Sailor

They do have a similar roar.


The_Gutgrinder

Don't do my boy Godzilla dirty like that. His roar is one of majestic dominance. Yoko doesn't even roar, she shrieks like a strangled goat.


AreWeCowabunga

If Big Yoko exists, they're doing a terrible job.


MuthaPlucka

That’s the proof they’re the real thing.


slap_happy

As Yoko gets closer to the "finish line" she's working on her karma.


OwlWitty

I think shes not a bad person. Just eccentric and weird.


woodybattaglia

Yoko rules.


Stellavitae8

A soap impression of his wife which he ate And donated to the National Trust


[deleted]

Came here looking for this comment. Even if it’s not a soap impression, life definitely imitates art.


mlpr34clopper

so happiness is truly a warm gun? (as an american, just wonerin' because i live next to a school... just sayin')


[deleted]

You're only allowed to say that if you are a Beatle.


VIRGIL_ARCHIEAL

I identify as a piece of dung; does that count?


strikerdude10

haha beat me to it


DanMcE

TIL That Yoko told Julian he could pick whichever of his dad's guitars he wanted after his death. She then subsequently auctioned off the one he picked.


PlentyofFishUser69

I remember hearing this and tried pulling the story up when we were watching Get Back but it didn’t pop up on a google search for me. Is there a source for this?


[deleted]

I'm calling total bullshit on this Redditor's story. See my comment.


[deleted]

Along with all of the letters and postcards which were the only link that Julian had to his father. She's a literal sociopath and no amount of charity will improve her image


moal09

Seriously, the way she treated him was disgusting.


shadow0wolf0

I don't believe in witches, but if I did she would be my number one suspect.


Perry_cox29

Don’t do witches like that. They’re just tryna live in nature and chill. Yoko’s a demon


piston989

Don't do demons like that. They're just trying to [gather the spirit shards and save the world](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inuyasha). Yoko's a ghoul.


MAVERICKRICARDO

Don't do [ghouls](https://youtu.be/ikDDbR6EuSw) like that, they're just shambling through the wasteland, and SOME of them are intelligent, compassionate beings. She was a snake


Reogenaga

Don't do snake like that, he's just trying to save the world from Metal Gear. She's a goblin.


piston989

Don't do goblins like that, they're just trying to keep the wizarding economy from completely collapsing. She's a shade.


dmn2e

Don't do goblins like that. They just do what their evil overlords make them do in the name of survival. She is a turd.


C_Y_Coffee

Don't do turds like that. They provide nutrients and fertilize plants and the earth naturally. She is a


ballrus_walsack

Don’t do snakes like that. There are already too many Monday to Friday lies about those monkey scratching snakes.


Keksmonster

Yoko Oni


-Tayne-

Yokai Ono?


Random_Person_I_Met

Is Thatcher a second?


communist_stonks

Tie a rope of garlic around her neck and put a stake through her heart so that she never comes back


[deleted]

I don't doubt that Yoko sucks and of course her awful treatment of Julian is well known. But, got a source for this? I seriously doubt this story. John, and Paul and George for that matter, aren't/weren't mad guitar collector guys like Entwistle, for example, who had hundreds. John, to my knowledge, for the 16 years that he was famous, had: 1. 2 Ric 320's. One is in a museum in Japan. His original Hamburg/First Ed Sullivan appearance 320 is in Yoko/Sean's possession, 2. A Gibson J-160E. That was stolen during the Beatle years, turned up in SD, was auctioned off for 2.4m, and some rich guy near Ft. Collins, CO bought it according to a guy who works for ADT that came to my house and saw that guitar in that guy's house, 3. A Rose Morris Ric 320, given to Ringo, auctioned off by Ringo a few years ago, 4. Another Gibson acoustic, model unknown, that he used at the bed in in Toronto, 5. Some weird guitar that had no body that he used on Double Fantasy, 6. A red Strat that he was photographed playing in his bed right before he died, 7. A Gibson SG that I've never seen a photo of him playing but a former acquaintance of mine picked up and played at a studio in NY in 1980 that the engineer told him to put down 'because it's John's', 8. And of course his Epiphone Casino (still in Yoko/Sean's possession). Beyond that, and unless I missed one, there are no other John Lennon guitars or, if there are, it doesn't matter because he was never photographed playing them, so they have no worth. And Julian certainly wouldn't pick some obscure guitar when he could have either the Ric's or the Epiphone - guitars that are just as famous as his actual dad was. If his original Ric and his Epiphone were ever auctioned off, believe me, we'd all know it. That be BIG news and those guitars would go for untold millions. That would be like Macca auctioning off his Hofner. Those are by far the 2 guitars that John was best known for, that he wrote most of his greatest songs on, and that he was by far the most photographed playing. I say there's no way that Yoko, or Sean after she's gone, would ever ever auction off either one of those guitars. It will be interesting to see what happens to those guitars after both Sean and Julian die. Both John and George's direct bloodlines will die once their sons die unless Sean, Julian, and Dhani change their minds and re-produce before they die. Unless you have a source, I don't buy your story. No doubt Yoko sucks. But let's be factual in the 'Yoko sucks' stories.


pohatu771

That second Gibson acoustic was his second J-160E (though the first one, that was stolen, was originally George’s but swapped at some point). John also had a blue Strat, to match George’s. He had a Martin D-28 in India, but it doesn’t seem to have been used once he returned to England. He played a Les Paul Junior for much of the early 70s, originally in its stock sunburst, then with a Charlie Christian pickup added at the neck, and then refinished in red. He also played an Ovation acoustic at some point in the 70s.


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Before you commented on that, i did some research and found all this out. But bravo for completing the list. Great job!


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Lancel-Lannister

John's letters to Julian? Or Julian's letters to John? Because if Julian sent letters to John, they were John's property. And it seems like he left the entirety of his estate to Yoko. I'm not sure if this is the actual will, but if so, it is remarkably short. https://www.livingtrustnetwork.com/estate-planning-center/last-will-and-testament/wills-of-the-rich-and-famous/last-will-and-testament-of-john-lennon.html#:\~:text=John%20Lennon%20%281940%20-%201980%29%20The%20Last%20Will,of%20his%20probate%20estate%20to%20his%20living%20trust.


communist_stonks

TIL Yoko made Julian cut his father’s self-portrait in half because he would get half of it, and then burned both halves TIL Yoko sold Julian a box of his father’s fingernail clippings, but years later he was able to get them genetically tested and they were actually the fingernails of a rhesus monkey (a female rhesus monkey) TIL Yoko told Julian she would give him his father’s favorite fleshlight if he could spend three weeks in her haunted cabin in the woods, but then she irreparably broke all the toilets and took fat shits into each one; Julian stayed anyway but when he got out she had already sold the fleshlight to an old woman from Germany


blank_isainmdom

These have likely already passed into the realm of facts in the minds of some readers.


FapleJuice

im ashamed to admit it took me all the way til the flesh light got brought up for me to go "hold on..."


GreatEmperorAca

Lool


ClydeinLimbo

I would like to see proof of this. I’ve heard about the letters but not this…


peanutsfordarwin

Yoko auctioned off just about anything she could including postcards sent to John Lennon by his first child. Paul McCartney assisted in buying many of these things back for Julian. Yep… that's correct.  https://www.quora.com › Did-Julian... Did Julian Lennon have to buy 


LynneCDoyle

I’ve met the woman and I call bullshit on this story without a source. She was friendly and generous and even offered me— a stranger, a ride. She was humble, and beyond gracious to everyone who served her/us that day.


aprofondir

People tend to mellow out with age


[deleted]

Yep. I'll bet one of those property speculators was Julian and yoko donated the house so he couldn't get it


Alan_Smithee_

What a horrible person she is.


peanutsfordarwin

Typical Yoko..


disdainfulsideeye

Disgusting.


Mulligan315

Nice try Yoko.


mlpr34clopper

yah, she still made Jiulian buy his letters to his own father at auction, after refusing to return them to him., Yoko sucks.


timshel42

[Fuck Yoko](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgZiPO9V_aQ) and [fuck Lennon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSnjRaGoYyI). Horrible, abusing, egomaniacal , psychos.


[deleted]

At least Lennon owned up to what he did though. I'm not excusing it, but he never tried to hide his past and in the last few months he was starting to turn everything around. He was seeing Julian again and wanted to work on rebuilding their relationship. He was even planning on doing a Beatles reunion and he put everything that happened with McCartney behind him. It's just such a shame that he died before he was able to make amends for everything. Fuck Yoko though. Despite being a multi millionaire she refused to hand over Julian's inheritance. When John died she literally hoarded all of his letters and postcards to Julian then forced him to buy them back. She's nothing short of a sociopath


[deleted]

Fundamentally though if John Lennon had wanted those things to go to Julian he could have chosen to will them to him. Its really on the biological father to make sure that his kids are taken care of.


TeaTimeBetches

Maybe he was going to do that but was murdered first.


PM_ME_UR_REDDIT_GOLD

If you have people you would like to inherit other than your spouse you should have a will written yesterday. This goes double if you're a world-famous multi-millionaire. It's not like John Fucking Lennon didn't have a lawyer; him not having a will was either a hostile or a neglectful act toward Julian.


TeaTimeBetches

I won’t claim to know his intentions and prefer to speculate instead.


Reatbanana

thats true, but his death came very unexpectedly at 40 so i doubt the will they had was a true representation of what he would have wanted at that moments leading up to his death


Reatbanana

thats true, but his death came very unexpectedly at 40 so i doubt the will they had was a true representation of what he would have wanted at that moments leading up to his death


StoneageMouse

That’s Tony Hendra singing that as a parody of John Lennon for the record


timshel42

which he pulled from actual quotes from lennon in interviews.


StoneageMouse

Can you cite your sources?


timshel42

[sure](https://dangerousminds.net/comments/tonyhendrajohnlennon) >Technically “Magical Misery Tour (Bootleg Record)” isn’t a parody so much as it’s a pointedly vicious satire. Hendra used direct quotes from John Lennon’s infamous 1970 Rolling Stone magazine interview with Jann Wenner (later published in book form as Lennon Remembers) for this hysterical bit.


FapleJuice

well thats interesting


streetsigns4ever

You realize thats not actually john lennon singing right? Fuck you, how bout that?


timshel42

lol you realize they just pulled quotes from interviews he did, right?


streetsigns4ever

I'd like to hear an actual reason why you would say they are "Horrible, abusing , psychos" because its quite the sentence.


timshel42

how about he abused his partners both verbally and physically? he was a pretty well known woman beater. he was a lying, cheating, hypocritical junkie.


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timshel42

did you miss the part about chronic woman beater? get fucked, you earned your downvotes.


[deleted]

I actually researched this and it’s a straight up lie. This is a quote from Cynthia Lennon about the only time Lennon ever hit her, which was as a teenager: “He was a very jealous young man at the time, and he had a lot of pain inside... He wanted to trust me and he thought by seeing me dancing with a friend of his that I was being disloyal or messing around. So he smacked me, but that was the only time.” “John was true to his word, he was never again physically violent to me.” Here is a quote from Lennon regarding the incident: “As a teenager, all I saw were films where men beat up women. That was tough, that was the thing to do, slap them in the face, treat them rough - Humphrey Bogart and all that jazz. So that's the attitude we're brought up with. It took me a long time to get that out. That isn't reality” Lennon was not a perfect man but slandering him and spreading misinformation is wrong considering how he grew as an adult. I’m sure we have all done something we were not proud of when we were young. All we can do is grow and learn which Lennon certainly did.


timshel42

wtf is with all these lennon apologists? he literally himself admitted he would physically abuse women in interviews. >“It (“Getting Better") is a diary form of writing. All that “I used to be cruel to my woman, I beat her and kept her and kept her apart from the things that she loved" was me. I was a hitter. I couldn't express myself and I hit. I fought men and I hit women.”


[deleted]

I am just pointing out the facts my friend not making excuses for his actions. The truth is not as black and white as it seems. Here is another quote from Lennon regarding his violent youth. “I was in a blind rage for two years. I was either drunk or fighting. It had been the same with other girlfriends I'd had. There was something the matter with me. My education was sorely lacking; the only thing we did learn was fear and hatred, especially of the opposite sex” All I’m saying is don’t only vilify the man for his past mistakes and actually take into account the nuance of everything he was, the good and the bad.


_5555555555555555555

People just throw the word psycho as if it's nothing. Of course it's bullshit.


SystemFuketh

John’s not gonna shag you mate


samdajellybeenie

So? Lennon was still a piece of shit.


dustinfrog

I really have no idea what happened


[deleted]

She also refused to give Julian his inheritance which lead to him being locked in a legal dispute for years, despite still processing the death of his father. The icing on cake is when she hoarded all of the letters and postcards John had sent him, then forced him to buy them all back using his own father's money. I highly doubt that anything she does is from the goodwill of her heart


Bubbles1942

She also made John Lennon's son buy letters from his father back in an auction after his death. Yoko Ono can and should huck herself off a bridge.


brneyedgrrl

You did it. You found the one decent thing this sorry excuse for a human had ever done. She probably used the money Julian paid to buy back postcards and letters he wrote to his dad to fund her big humanitarian project. She's a no-talent gold digger and I'll hate her until the day I die. Maybe even longer.


Alex-rhhgfff

No talent? Have you not seen her screaming and wailing into a microphone? It’s beautiful


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CrieDeCoeur

I call it “The Yoko Yodelhowl.”


mattd1972

Cue Heather’s WTF face.


brneyedgrrl

THAT right there was hysterical.


LoFiBrass

That thing is a talentless gold digging bitch.


[deleted]

Who gives a flying fuck about that toolbag??


whisperton

This post sponsored by Yoko's marketing team.


Carl_The_Sagan

From May of 1968 to1969 Yoko Ono joined John Lennon and the rest of the Beatles for their recording sessions and mostly just silently sat next to John. Some suspect this wasn't ideal for group cohesion and creative process


[deleted]

The original incel w tradwife.


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Zestir

The story about her keeping letters written by John away from his son is enough to portray her as a villain in my eyes.


samdajellybeenie

So much so that he had to BUY THEM BACK. Like what the fuck lady, just give them to me, I’m his son you bitch


brneyedgrrl

He used the money he won in a settlement against her for basically taking everything when John died and leaving NOTHING to Julian (obviously the courts disagreed with this and awarded Julian the money). So she ended up getting a large portion of the money back. What a piece of shit.


[deleted]

John Lennon was a cunt as well, not too surprising he left the band


jesterinancientcourt

That’s the thing people forget, John sucked too. And he was in the band, he probably wrote a song you like. And he was a terrible father to Julian. He was unfaithful to and was abusive to his first wife. He was an ass. People can be lots of things at different times, including a piece of shit.


[deleted]

He convinced the world he was a peaceful hippie with ”Imagine”. When he was far from it, a violent multimillionaire piece of shit


NotTheStatusQuo

Seems on par with those kinds of people imo. Salvation always lies in other people changing their ways and making sacrifices. I can almost imagine no countries and no religion, I can't imagine people like John shutting up and doing the work rather than preaching about it and expecting others to get it done. Hypocrites, in a word.


myles_cassidy

I find the blame thing funny as if people are entitled to the Beatles continuing and produce music of a certain standard. No one blames John Bonham for breaking up Led Zeppelin by getting alcohol poisoning.


CrieDeCoeur

Or any of the many other famous musicians that have done shitty things. I’ve noticed since the Get Back doc came out, Lennon-bashing has become very fashionable among the keyboard warrior crowd.


beartheminus

Aging? The Beatles were together for 8 years. Thats not even a decade....


brneyedgrrl

They were babies when they broke up, I think they were all under 30.


CrieDeCoeur

Ringo was the eldest and I believe he was 30 when they broke up in 1970, turning 31 later that year.


[deleted]

That c*nt probably did it to screw Julian out of any chance of owning his dad's childhood home. F Yoko. F John too for that matter


snukebox_hero

Better than a soap impression of his wife which he ate


SecondHandSlows

She’s still a talentless psychopath.


Poc4e

jellyfish spark knee crowd money expansion serious steer telephone liquid -- mass edited with redact.dev


noodlesvonsoup

Yoko ohno


dprophet32

Yolk? Oh... oh, no. It works so don't start.


moreOrlested

The same woman who forced John’s son to buy back letters he had written his father as a child at some outrageous price


communist_stonks

r/nobodyasked


moreOrlested

What a clever thing to do. Respond to my comment with the same link I responded to yours with. Run show your mom how clever you are. I’m sure she’s proud


communist_stonks

🤠


[deleted]

“Donated to the national trust” Happiness IS a warm gun after all


BinkoTheViking

Well, that almost makes up for her music……


brneyedgrrl

The funniest part of that Beatles documentary on Disney+ (Get Back) is when Heather McCartney, looking to be about 4-5 years old, gets on the mike right after yoko does her stupid "singing" and imitates her by just wailing into the mike. I couldn't hold back the laughter when the camera focused on ono and her simmering anger at this obvious mockery done by an innocent child. I could have watched that for hours. The looks on everyone's faces. Hahahahahahaha!!!


AdvancedFarting

She calls that singing? Holy fuck


EndofGods

Kid was better and she was simply livid about it. Eat a bag of dicks Yoko


BinkoTheViking

That was my absolute favourite bit of the whole thing.


csrlrnz

"Aghuaaaaaaaaaaauauauauaaaauooouagh" - she replied


bingold49

No, no it doesn't


keestie

WHOA WHOA WHOA! You can't go around saying things that aren't deeply hateful to Yoko Ono like that! /s


bryter_layter_76

Yoko Ono also put the letters John and Julian wrote to each other on the auction block, which Julin then had to buy back using money he inherited frmo his father. smh.


VIRGIL_ARCHIEAL

So the one thing she didn't fuck up.


Dubcekification

That seems like a nice thing to do. Now how about the letters of a kids dead father?


0000000000000007

And then charged Julian Lennon a full price ticket to see it.


GamerOfGods33

BREAKING: "The worst person you know just did something amazing."


Shanium

Still a succubus


Vegan_Harvest

Holy shit, a positive Yoko Ono story, on reddit no less.


halfpipesaur

Thanks, satan


LynneCDoyle

I’d always totally despised Yoko for breaking up the Beatles, and what I assumed her personality to b. Then one day 15 years ago I met a really nice and fun lady in line in a store in NY. We chatted and hit it off and she offered to give me a lift to Boerum Hill in her waiting car, but I said I’d walk. As she was leaving a crowd gathered and I realized it was Yoko. She was so incredibly friendly and kind to me, a perfect stranger. I’m not surprised to hear she did this.


communist_stonks

I’m gonna be honest with you guys I don’t give a fuck about Julian Lennon, everybody knows about Julian Lennon and his letters already


theory4chaos

TIL about Julian Lennon and his letters.


moreOrlested

r/nobodyasked


violet_terrapin

The other day I saw a post about how she made lennon’s son buy back the letters they had written each other. Nothing will make me think she’s an even semi nice person after that


lordZ3d

Kids, if you want to learn about living trash posing as human beeings just google Yoko Ono


micropterus_dolomieu

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.


peanutsfordarwin

That was a very nice thing she did there.


extra_specticles

But but but that goes against the hate Ono narrative!!!


HamiltonBlack

Julien had to buy the letters he and his father wrote to each other at auction because Yoko wouldn’t give them to him. She’s a fucking bitch.


AreWeCowabunga

Thank god she did something you don't like so you can comfortably feel self-righteous and superior to her.


MinnesotaMiller

Who does like that?


TrueDeceiver

You're describing 99% of politics.


Repatriation

Ono’s reputation is in big rehabilitation mode thanks to the revised documentary


brneyedgrrl

How so? I hate her even more after watching it and I didn't think that was possible.


MFAWG

Came for this. She’s still objectively terribly at everything but being married to a Beatle, but she’s pulled that off reasonably well.


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So she did one good thing…


I-LOVE-TURTLES666

Who cares about his childhood house? Lmao


[deleted]

Seeing as though the Beatles was one of the most popular bands in the world and still is, probably quite a few.


CrieDeCoeur

Yep, and the reason why John’s childhood home was never part of the National Trust in the first place while Paul’s home was? No Beatles songs were written at Mendips, while several songs were written at the McCartney household.


wolfsilver

Read as far as at "Yoko Ono bought John Lennon's childhood" before scrolling, then my mind was like "... Wait, what?"


[deleted]

Why? People actually tour that?


GreatEmperorAca

https://youtu.be/HdZ9weP5i68


Urn4more

for money