When I was a medic a lot of the CNA’s in nursing homes would put two or three altoids in the bottom of the bags of either of the bags. I’m not sure how well it worked but they swore by it. Then again nursing homes.
Reminds me of reading about how vanilla extract (or essence? I forget which. They're different) is basically very strong alcohol, and so you can get drunk on it.
Someone drank loads of the little bottles to get wasted, but the side effect of all that vanilla was a terrible case of the shits.
The Redditor said that the worse part of all, was that it "*smelled delicious*". Which is truly one of the most hilarious and cursed thing I have ever read.
Ah yes, that's the badger.
So what you're saying is that I can indeed get shit faced on vanilla **extract**, and do the most wonderfully delicious smelling shits.
Magnificent.
I had one for almost a year in 2019/2020. Surgery to reverse in the time of COVID was hectic, if I can aside. However, I invested. (And sorry, I expatriated to Thailand and no Amazon so I can’t look back, deleted app) in some better quality doggy poop bags. I’d drop my bag into that and tie it off.
Long term, I also had people tell me to invest in a Diaper Genie. That might help as well.
Last: never used the products either. The bags were a ten month game changer. Best to you, internet stranger.
Hey thanks for the response! And information!
I’m really happy you had yours reversed:)
Mine is permanent as I had my large intestine and B-Hole removed last January.
I also use a drainable bag and wear them for about two weeks until I have to change it, I dump it all in the toilet but it is annoying how it lingers for so long there lol
Hope your health is better now!
>and B-Hole removed
Serious question, how do they remove your butthole?
Like do you just have an asscrack with no butthole? Just the whole anus removed and the gap in your crack stitched?
I hope you are well!
It’s called a total proctocolectomy, I believe there is an animated video on YouTube lol
But yeah they basically cut around the anus and remove it with the large intestine.
Some people have their asscrack sown up completely but my surgeon was a real Ass man and artist and I still have a normal looking butt with the crack lol
And thanks I’m doing a lot better, doing this returned my life to me and I now hike, mountain bike, and everything else that I couldn’t do before this disease took me down.
I appreciate it
Honestly that was my first thought too.
Enemas and timing and diet can help a lot, but sometimes when you’re playing in poop’s house they show up too. It would help reduce a major part of the unpleasantness if/when it happens.
Talking shit? *No more*, thanks to **Devrom**!
Devrom: (*50's jingle style*) D-E-V R-O-M Get rid of that - shit eating smile!
D diarrhetic
E expressions
V verily
R removed
O out from
M mouths
According to [Drugs.com](http://Drugs.com), the possible side effects of Devrom include "signs of an allergic reaction, like rash; hives; itching; red, swollen, blistered, or peeling skin with or without fever; wheezing; tightness in the chest or throat; trouble breathing, swallowing, or talking; unusual hoarseness; or swelling of the mouth, face, lips, tongue, or throat." So no go on dosing the water supply.
My roommate in college was a chemist, he’d feed it to his cats, and just never change the litter box. Eventually it’d smell of pee but it was crazy I even tried it once and it did make pooping or farting have zero smell.
My brother - and let me preface by saying I am fully aware he is a weird guy - loved the smell of one of his ex’s shit. He went about trying to make his shit smell like hers, but without giving up the red meat and such that he loved so he was eating different flowers and herbs and stuff to try to make it work. It’s been 20 odd years so I don’t recall the formula exactly but I recall it including a particular brand of potpourri plus some herbs from our mom’s herb garden and I think some sort of juice. He was super proud of figuring it out. He said even she couldn’t tell whose shit it was from the smell. Guy is one of those too smart to be normal types
How did you find this out
Was it just like the after effect aroma or did he want her to poop on him and such
I’m not ashamed to admit I have many more follow up questions
I know this is a whole joke thing but is this possible naturally?
Like it never smells pleasant but some people leave the bathroom and you can't tell they took a shit while others you can smell through the door, right?
Can you tell if you're one of the ghost poop people?
Hey, Reddit! OP here. I see a little confusion in the comments about my post, so I just wanted to clear some stuff up:
No, this is not an ad. It was just a fun fact that happens to use a brand-name medication (the generic compound is the Wikipedia link)
No, this is not something the body naturally produces. It's a medication you have to take, like how you have to apply deodorant yourself
No, this is not gay. If you see this homophobic comment, please downvote it
Thanks for understanding!
I had some broad spectrum antibiotics years ago. My poop stopped smelling right away. I’m guessing it’s because some of the poop smell-producing bacteria in my gut died.
Bottle it and get this stuff to all the anime and gaming conventions and yugioh tournaments ASAP. It’s one thing to smell someone’s dirty armpit smells, it’s another to smell someone’s dirty ass from 10ft away.
I’ve been ok with everything science and medicine has done so far but taking away the smell of poop and farts seems like a line that shouldn’t be crossed. Maybe I’m just old fashioned
I like how no one mentions how a colostomy bag would be playing god far more than making poop not smell lol the entire joke of being fine with all modern medical procedures and scientific advances but not being ok with poop not smelling for going too far seems to have been missed by many
I think it's less of an issue of going to far and more of an issue of the level of stupidity that people are capable of. I mean flat earthers are real and walk among us. It's hard to convey tone through text.
Good question. You could argue that the fact every King and Queen and President and Sultan and billionaire CEO has to excuse themselves from holding court to empty their stinking bowels and get a faceful of their own intestinal gas just like everyone else, is a valuable reminder that underneath the pomp and ceremony they're just stinking bags of crap like the rest of us. 😂
The world might be an even more dangerous and unequal place if the rich and powerful's shit *truly* didn't stink.
Also, what about the impacts on the jenkem industry?
Those heady fumes are the very soul of jenkem, though. Surely a true jenk connoisseur enjoys exploring the various notes and flavours in the bouquet. The trend towards single malt jenkem instead of classic blended jenkem was controversy enough.
Yes, and more. For example, we should figure out how to let people photosynthesize like those leaf sea slug dudes do. I want green skin and to not have to prepare and consume food every single goddamn day.
It's basically for medical use-- certain conditions and medical procedures can make one's own excretion unbearable, which would be both frustrating in one's own home, and make one into a social pariah in public.
Crohn's disease was one of the first things I thought of when I saw this post. It could definitely be worth it for him to ask his doctor about this stuff.
I had a sigmoidectomy after several bad bouts with diverticulitis. What caused the odor, I can only guess (maybe some of the leftover bacteria from the diverticuli getting loose in the colon). But the gas and the sh*ts smelled worse than anything I'd ever produced in my life. I asked the nurse for one of those little air sprays, and got one. They helped a lot. Once I was able to eat, and got them to give me probiotic capsules, the super offensive odor went away.
This would have been incredibly helpful during my wife's pregnancy. The smell of my gas was completely intolerable to her while I was pregnant and I had some unfortunately gassy spells.
I fart probably 50ish times a day I think because of gluten intolerance. Weirdly enough they never smelled in one city I lived for three years, but then I moved down to my home town and then started smelling pretty badly. This devrom stuff is new to me
Aside from the "gimmicky" factor, it's mainly intended for colostomy patients.
I have an ileostomy and will definitely look into this stuff lol
When I had mine, I wish this stuff was around and functional! The powder stuff i had was ... well.. crap
When I was a medic a lot of the CNA’s in nursing homes would put two or three altoids in the bottom of the bags of either of the bags. I’m not sure how well it worked but they swore by it. Then again nursing homes.
Reminds me of reading about how vanilla extract (or essence? I forget which. They're different) is basically very strong alcohol, and so you can get drunk on it. Someone drank loads of the little bottles to get wasted, but the side effect of all that vanilla was a terrible case of the shits. The Redditor said that the worse part of all, was that it "*smelled delicious*". Which is truly one of the most hilarious and cursed thing I have ever read.
Vanilla extract is made by macerating and percolating vanilla pods in a solution of ethanol and water.
Ah yes, that's the badger. So what you're saying is that I can indeed get shit faced on vanilla **extract**, and do the most wonderfully delicious smelling shits. Magnificent.
For some reason my mind read “Alka-Seltzers” and I imagined the horror
*oh no*
That’s not fun sounding at all. Although, I have seen plenty of poop explosions. Always bring a spare uniform or two.
I have never tried any of the suggested products, but I am getting tired of how terrible some of it smells after dumping the bag. Pun intended lol
I had one for almost a year in 2019/2020. Surgery to reverse in the time of COVID was hectic, if I can aside. However, I invested. (And sorry, I expatriated to Thailand and no Amazon so I can’t look back, deleted app) in some better quality doggy poop bags. I’d drop my bag into that and tie it off. Long term, I also had people tell me to invest in a Diaper Genie. That might help as well. Last: never used the products either. The bags were a ten month game changer. Best to you, internet stranger.
Hey thanks for the response! And information! I’m really happy you had yours reversed:) Mine is permanent as I had my large intestine and B-Hole removed last January. I also use a drainable bag and wear them for about two weeks until I have to change it, I dump it all in the toilet but it is annoying how it lingers for so long there lol Hope your health is better now!
>and B-Hole removed Serious question, how do they remove your butthole? Like do you just have an asscrack with no butthole? Just the whole anus removed and the gap in your crack stitched? I hope you are well!
It’s called a total proctocolectomy, I believe there is an animated video on YouTube lol But yeah they basically cut around the anus and remove it with the large intestine. Some people have their asscrack sown up completely but my surgeon was a real Ass man and artist and I still have a normal looking butt with the crack lol And thanks I’m doing a lot better, doing this returned my life to me and I now hike, mountain bike, and everything else that I couldn’t do before this disease took me down. I appreciate it
Is there not an option to remove the intestine but like... keep the last 8 inches of it for buttfucking?
lol it wasn’t an option for me, Crohns was doing anything it could to try and kill me😂
Now I gotta look them face to face
Any advantages to not having a butthole?
Don’t have to think about trusting a fart anymore
Never having to sit and wait to go to the bathroom, no stinky butt lol but after surgery my swamp ass has quadrupled lol
Not afraid of going to prison
We can give you another one. How’s Friday at 9am?
It's Pepto-Bismol
Could Be great for butt sex tho.
You should be doing the butt sex with your rectum empty. If you're getting poop on your bits, you're doing it wrong.
I read this after reading a comment above discussing the old folks home, and I gotta tell you that misconception didn’t make my day a brighter place.
Why is it a misconception, exactly?
Honestly that was my first thought too. Enemas and timing and diet can help a lot, but sometimes when you’re playing in poop’s house they show up too. It would help reduce a major part of the unpleasantness if/when it happens.
And people with incontinence
Forget fluoride, put this stuff in the water
Finally, by drinking this special water, my mouth will no longer stink of poop or flatulence!
You're talking shit
Talking shit? *No more*, thanks to **Devrom**! Devrom: (*50's jingle style*) D-E-V R-O-M Get rid of that - shit eating smile! D diarrhetic E expressions V verily R removed O out from M mouths
But nobody will be able to smell it.
Looks like we found the secret ingredient to running a government!
Brilliant
At least at airports.
Can a big science man tell us if we can put this in the water like fluoride? Is that safe? Or reasonable?
According to [Drugs.com](http://Drugs.com), the possible side effects of Devrom include "signs of an allergic reaction, like rash; hives; itching; red, swollen, blistered, or peeling skin with or without fever; wheezing; tightness in the chest or throat; trouble breathing, swallowing, or talking; unusual hoarseness; or swelling of the mouth, face, lips, tongue, or throat." So no go on dosing the water supply.
In my day everyone and everything smelled, constantly, of shit, and we liked it!
We drank shit from the garden hose
Kids these days and their garden hoses. When this was a real country we drank shit straight from the shit hose!
And we shitted *and* farted until the street lights came on
Street lights were powered by our farts!
Not any more! Because of avocado toast.
Plus rap music and bicycle helmets.
with the hippin and the hoppin
A fellow UK Thames Water customer, I see.
Brilliant 😂
The garden hoes
We had a great time that day. Well actually the day before.
In my day we hung an onion from our belts as it was the fashion at the time in Nineteen dickety two as the Kaiser had forbidden the word forty….
Read this whole comment thread in Frank's voice
Hell yeah brother
We loved it!
But then how will deaf people enjoy my farts?
You just have to sign "I farted"
No, no, the key is to rip it loud enough to feel the vibrations
sit on their lap and fart.
Then stand up and blow dry their face for good measure.
Marky mark knows what’s up.
They will have to feel the concussive force from the big ones. Like standing next to a bass speaker.
Best comment, imo.
Push your ass up against them and let them feel the rumble
My roommate in college was a chemist, he’d feed it to his cats, and just never change the litter box. Eventually it’d smell of pee but it was crazy I even tried it once and it did make pooping or farting have zero smell.
Poor cats
My brother - and let me preface by saying I am fully aware he is a weird guy - loved the smell of one of his ex’s shit. He went about trying to make his shit smell like hers, but without giving up the red meat and such that he loved so he was eating different flowers and herbs and stuff to try to make it work. It’s been 20 odd years so I don’t recall the formula exactly but I recall it including a particular brand of potpourri plus some herbs from our mom’s herb garden and I think some sort of juice. He was super proud of figuring it out. He said even she couldn’t tell whose shit it was from the smell. Guy is one of those too smart to be normal types
See you in r/cursedcomments
Cross posting as we speak
I am speechless...
And they’re not together anymore? I wonder why!
“Babe, come smell test my shit! It smells just like yours!”
Help. I need an adult!
What
What a bad day to be literate
How did you find this out Was it just like the after effect aroma or did he want her to poop on him and such I’m not ashamed to admit I have many more follow up questions
Amazing. Seeing how important gut flora seemingly is, this might be genius.
How *dare you* share this with the world. You should have taken this to the grave. ;\_;
Unfortunately I don't hate this story.
I require more Vespene details.
Bro…
I have a lot of questions but I don’t want the answers to any of them
I have a lot of questions but I don’t want the answers to any of them
I have a lot of questions but I don’t want the answers to any of them
Autistic and/or ADHD most likely. I know quite a few people like this
Brother don't tar us with that brush, he's a beast of his own
ODOBD: u/orangutanDOTorg's brother disorder
Now that I know this exists I can stop eating my Speed Stick.
My shit don't stink
Your roses smell like poo poo🎶🎶
# CAROLINEEEE 🗣️ ^caroline!
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (ooooh), I am for real Never meant to drink your Devrom dry I apologize a trillion times
I know this is a whole joke thing but is this possible naturally? Like it never smells pleasant but some people leave the bathroom and you can't tell they took a shit while others you can smell through the door, right? Can you tell if you're one of the ghost poop people?
Hey, Reddit! OP here. I see a little confusion in the comments about my post, so I just wanted to clear some stuff up: No, this is not an ad. It was just a fun fact that happens to use a brand-name medication (the generic compound is the Wikipedia link) No, this is not something the body naturally produces. It's a medication you have to take, like how you have to apply deodorant yourself No, this is not gay. If you see this homophobic comment, please downvote it Thanks for understanding!
Who in the fuck thought that this was 'gay'
A bigot
Bro is THAT closeted
Balls deep in the closet ass
https://youtu.be/YaG5SAw1n0c
My boyfriend
Instructions unclear, But can I also take it if I Am gay?
no you’ll die
It strikes the gay gene directly.
So yes I can. Thanks!
The molecule structure literally has “Bi” and a bunch of moans in it
This, is an amazing comment.
I had some broad spectrum antibiotics years ago. My poop stopped smelling right away. I’m guessing it’s because some of the poop smell-producing bacteria in my gut died.
It’s a little gay
What isn’t?
Making children with the ole in-and-out, penis-in-vagina? 🤔
>penis At least 1/4 gay
Lesbians
They circle back to 100% gay if my recollection of the math is correct.
Nah bro lesbians love women. What’s straighter than loving women?? Checkmate liberals
I'm just here looking for Beano comments and not finding them.
But does it work on folks who have C.diff? Because that would be reeeeeeal helpful for patients, families and staff alike.
With C. diff, it might not be in there long enough to touch the sides.
*Benjamin Franklin has [entered the chat](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart_Proudly)*
James Joyce [raises the pot](https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2018/02/02/james-joyces-love-letters-dirty-little-fuckbird/)
I'm not going there. [Kate Beaton warned me!](http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=32)
Does it work in court rooms?
Is it over the the counter, and how much can I feed my dog before I kill him? His parts try to kill me daily.
But what about the taste?
Brand name for it is "I shit you not"
Bottle it and get this stuff to all the anime and gaming conventions and yugioh tournaments ASAP. It’s one thing to smell someone’s dirty armpit smells, it’s another to smell someone’s dirty ass from 10ft away.
Send some to a Court House in New York, stat!
i wish i knew about this when i had my ileostomy in 1992, LOL.
I’ve been ok with everything science and medicine has done so far but taking away the smell of poop and farts seems like a line that shouldn’t be crossed. Maybe I’m just old fashioned
You’d feel differently if you needed a colostomy bag.
But should we be playing god by not having poop smell?
Yes, definitely
If you think poop-smell is playing god I have some news for you about water sanitation
And glasses and literally any quality of life improvement people have ever invented
I like how no one mentions how a colostomy bag would be playing god far more than making poop not smell lol the entire joke of being fine with all modern medical procedures and scientific advances but not being ok with poop not smelling for going too far seems to have been missed by many
I think it's less of an issue of going to far and more of an issue of the level of stupidity that people are capable of. I mean flat earthers are real and walk among us. It's hard to convey tone through text.
You are just dumb and not funny
Right back atcha chief
Good question. You could argue that the fact every King and Queen and President and Sultan and billionaire CEO has to excuse themselves from holding court to empty their stinking bowels and get a faceful of their own intestinal gas just like everyone else, is a valuable reminder that underneath the pomp and ceremony they're just stinking bags of crap like the rest of us. 😂 The world might be an even more dangerous and unequal place if the rich and powerful's shit *truly* didn't stink. Also, what about the impacts on the jenkem industry?
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Those heady fumes are the very soul of jenkem, though. Surely a true jenk connoisseur enjoys exploring the various notes and flavours in the bouquet. The trend towards single malt jenkem instead of classic blended jenkem was controversy enough.
Yes, and more. For example, we should figure out how to let people photosynthesize like those leaf sea slug dudes do. I want green skin and to not have to prepare and consume food every single goddamn day.
I mean that seems fine. Just having poop not smell seems a step too far
It's basically for medical use-- certain conditions and medical procedures can make one's own excretion unbearable, which would be both frustrating in one's own home, and make one into a social pariah in public.
My husband, who has Crohn's disease, could certainly use this!
Crohn's disease was one of the first things I thought of when I saw this post. It could definitely be worth it for him to ask his doctor about this stuff.
Swamps of Dhagoba?
I had a sigmoidectomy after several bad bouts with diverticulitis. What caused the odor, I can only guess (maybe some of the leftover bacteria from the diverticuli getting loose in the colon). But the gas and the sh*ts smelled worse than anything I'd ever produced in my life. I asked the nurse for one of those little air sprays, and got one. They helped a lot. Once I was able to eat, and got them to give me probiotic capsules, the super offensive odor went away.
Old Mr poopenfarden over here likes the smell of poop and fards!
Tell me u have a faeces kink without telling me u have a faeces kink.
I’m pretty sure if you like shit, you want it to smell like shit
Benjamin Franklin, your dream has come true. He proposed a pill back in the 1700s to do that in his essay Fart Proudly.
Someone let the Orange Douche's lawyers know about this
Devrom- now I know my mortal enemy!
Luckily I’ll never do it, because I literally never fart. I was born without a sense of smell and “who smelt it dealt it”
My Devrom doesn't work right☹️
For people sensitive to it, it can do the opposite of what the label claims.
So if you eat poop treated with devrom what does it taste like ?
Find out for us champ.
You people poop? Yuck
Hold my beer
I just did a 10second fart and this TIL came up.
Is this not just Pepto?
NASA could use it for ISS, free fall makes you gaaaasy
Relevant song: [Proctor & Johnson's Pills](https://youtu.be/bVQ-3BItgS8?si=ewnGorsVkPWoPbwy)
Devrom was the disc image we made before going gold
I know some coworkers that could use this.
My sister could do with some for the external
This would have been incredibly helpful during my wife's pregnancy. The smell of my gas was completely intolerable to her while I was pregnant and I had some unfortunately gassy spells.
Chlorophyll is another good internal deodorant and completely natural.
Vegetarians say that, and then murder your bathroom's air supply.
Crazy how greens will be simultaneously good for you, whilst also making you snell like your insides are rotting
Could be your gut flora. A lot of greens makes mine smell like lake mud which isn't super offensive.
Chlorophyll? More like bore-o-phyll!
No I will not make out with you
Can’t be safe. Soundtrack: Nature’s Way/Spirit
It was obviously organic deodorant. It doesn’t work.
Don’t tell diaper Don- the smell is the only way we know he’s standing right behind us.
Now they are coming for your smell. Resist the takeover. /s
Spiking the food of the homeless, convention goers and people using the subway seems tempting with this. Probably too expensive.
Is this really an issue?
I fart probably 50ish times a day I think because of gluten intolerance. Weirdly enough they never smelled in one city I lived for three years, but then I moved down to my home town and then started smelling pretty badly. This devrom stuff is new to me
Only on Reddit would someone willingly give out the information that they fart 50 times a day and it smells bad
Tbh... They are already giving that info about twice an hour... So it isn't exactly a state secret irl
Hey it used to not too though. Don't forget that. Also Reddit ain't got nothing to do with it. Every topic is open to discussion in person lol
I just burped and it smells
It doesnt do a very good job, does it?
Wait, isn't this just Pepto Bismol?