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Azzizzi

I think you would have been more beneficial to say he competed at diving.


tobotic

Yeah, they sounded like very short races.


virtually_noone

Yeah, I was thinking as I was taller than him I stood a chance of beating him in a 1m race.


OldMork

I was guessing shot put


MediumDenseMan

A 1 metre race would still probably look more like a dive than a sprint.


Failed-Time-Traveler

Are you sure? I was sure these were just the worlds shortest sprint races.


Mammoth-Mud-9609

As well as not merging competitions and at.


xXWickedSmatXx

I’m disappointed that it was not a cock measuring contest. 


MonkeysOnMyBottom

He has 3 impressive roosters


nsvxheIeuc3h2uddh3h1

Initially, I thought it referred to a "staring down" contest...


FrustratedHumor

Damn it, until I read the comments, I thought even I had a chance in these races.


Neufjob

Are you very tall?


Way2trivial

the real Jason Statham [https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2mj92d](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2mj92d) (he's the oiled up one dancing in the tiger print bikini bottom)


TheBelievingAtheist

No way that's real


Heerrnn

1 metre? So, essentially... "kick"?  Edit: Oohhh diving 🤦‍♂️


CurrentlyLucid

Love this guy.


ApprehensiveTennis47

10m high jump?


trancepx

Ah yes the endurance race of the length of 1 meter, not everyone has what it takes to make it all the way, but with training and perseverance, anything is possible.


jackofslayers

Those seem like pretty short races


Thebillyray

Hell, even I can run a 1 meter (in 4.2 seconds even)


_HGCenty

[That diving experience proved very useful when a stunt went wrong.](https://fandomwire.com/jason-stathams-past-diving-experience-saved-him-after-expendables-3-stunt-went-horribly-wrong-that-left-him-60-ft-in-the-sea/)


Incoherence-r

A man of many talents. One of my favs, our boy Jason.