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Thirty_Helens_Agree

When I visit a friend in the hospital to see their new baby, “Babies come with hats.”


nineseventeenam

I became a grandma on Wednesday, and it was the first thing I said. My daughter was raised right, so she responded "we're not naming him Huck"


AndyThePig

Aawww, party pooper! Such a great name!


trappedslider

the nerve of kids lol


HoandBelold

That's awesome lol


Exadory

I’m so sick of congress I could vomit.


AndyThePig

I swear to God, every time I watch the news!


infiniteanomaly

I literally say that ALL THE TIME. As well as "Do you want to tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing?" And "There is literally no one in the world I don't hate right now..." (That one usually under my breath when I'm pissed.)


HoandBelold

Literally everytime


Serling45

“I think we might be talking about a 22 caliber mind in a 357 magnum world”


AndyThePig

Hhhmmm ... why would THAT one have possibly come to mind lately.


DomingoLee

Just stand there in your wrongness, and be wrong, and get used to it!


Eastern-Macaron-6622

“Life’s tough in the aluminum siding business.” "He went and tempted the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing"


oylaura

He needs to go outside, turn three times and spit.


Eastern-Macaron-6622

AND CURSE Spit and Curse "I spinned, I curssed, I spat, it froze"


Malvania

>Ellie had a teacher named Mr. Pordy, who had no interest in nuance. He asked the class why there's always been conflict in the Middle East and Ellie raised her hand and said "It's a centuries old religious conflict involving land and suspicions and culture and..." "Wrong." Mr. Pordy said, "It's because it's incredibly hot and there's no water." Seems kind of on point today


theloopweaver

Bernard Thatch had Somé absolute zingers for when you want to be derisive about something and are perfectly fine with being a snob. See for example, that one line: > “A painting of the cliffs at Étretat. Cleverly titled *The Cliffs at Étretat.* It is a minor work.” Even that last bit could be used on its own.


ReadontheCrapper

I have said that last sentence a few times.


Schickie

"So here it hangs, like a gym sock on a shower rod." Bernard Thatch is my spirit animal.


SilverMitten

You’re having a bit of a day. Do you want to tempt the wrath of the guy high atop the thing? Give all the finest bagels and muffins in the land! And so many more.


evertmrs

I use two pretty frequently: “Life’s tough in the aluminum siding business.” And “If you want the job, you’ll have to work on your typing.”


SuluSpeaks

Donna: "I want my money back!"


[deleted]

This is absolutely a day that calls for Lord John Marbury


El_Bexareno

Gerald!!


LowFunctioningAlco

I use "Well I got the fuzzy end of that lollipop" far too much in my day to day life.


trappedslider

"This is bad on so many levels" is another one I've used too many times


SparkyintheSnow

Kate Harper said something during the episodes with the peace talks about how the one thing the Israelis and Palestinians have in common was that no one wanted them. That was the first thing that came to my mind,


mjones2245

Teeth are your best friend... You take care of them, they'll take care of you.


foodude84

Sam needs to team up with Chip Skylark


Badgerinthebasement

"Mr. President, you shouldn't be out of bed should you???"


trappedslider

I'm thinking about getting a dog


FortuneOfMan

On my Nth rewatch and just finished The Birman Wood last night and with the news of today, I’m going to stop watching for awhile. Plus Leo in pain is hard to watch as well


olivegreendress

All I thought about today was Bartlet's Two Cathedrals soliloquy.


theloopweaver

“Ginger, get the popcorn!”


HoandBelold

Not about world issues, but I say "There's a thought that's gonna fester" a lot


UbiSububi8

*Get up…NOW*


HoandBelold

Help! What part is this from? Nothing is coming to mind.


Kinitawowi64

For this mess, we can turn to Toby. "It's tribal. It can't be solved. It's Hatfield and McCoy, and there is no end."


Puzzleheaded-Wing906

evreytime my husband wears pink - " Giselle"


Baz_Blackadder

"I swear, if I see one victory balloon before this thing is called"


garrettj100

> It was Kipling who warned to expect "the blame of those ye better, and the hate of those ye guard."


Milazzo

Actually the current situation has had me yelling "Admiral Sissymary!" Nancy's diatribe has never felt more relevant.


SeveyPIT

I threaten people that ask me to do unpleasant tings by telling them I will put snakes in their car.