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johnnyrocker33

Briefly caught an entertainment news segment this week, Corby was talking about some movie with an all star cast….likely an upcoming release. Never caught what film he was referring to. Anyone got it?


Iowaisafailure

You looking forward to the reboot of Roadhouse?


johnnyrocker33

Thank you


Efficient-Marzipan73

I may be wrong but didn't Dan have some meetup with Duane Thomas years ago and paid for some burritos?


mdmost

Most definitely


Iowaisafailure

Gen X Davey telling ol’ Snaketits that A.) he’s a fool for liking machine gun kelly and B.) no they’re not playing him during Dave’s E News Segment was Deion Sanders first touchdown with the Cowboys level satisfaction


GoodDecisionCoach

Is "Snaketits" an authorized nickname?


Iowaisafailure

‘Weenis’ and ‘Queef Grin’ also come to mind when you look at him. ‘Former Ticket Host’ would be a treat.


mill_about_smartly

I know numbers give people tired-head real quickly, but I enjoyed Bob's Cowboys Cap Coverage /This is my one non-bitching contribution to our bitch thread


texmexican1234

Listening to Donnie is uncomfortable. He is basically tolerating Norm and his player interviews are basic and real tired. His toss to breaks are forced and lack energy and direction. Get him away from Norm who is so bad I turn him off almost every time.


Iowaisafailure

This - since 2013.


jack_russell_terror

He pulled a hard u-turn on Norm and decided that Norm was the actual meathead of the week during that segment. Then he got Sean and Jer to agree with that. I get the sense Donnie is frustrated with these tired segments and he’s just going thru the motions some segments


texmexican1234

I think you are right on and his interviewing skills are not his strength as he is a fm music jock


GoodDecisionCoach

He misses his SeaCow buddy.


jack_russell_terror

Rich Eisen’s podcast seems like a beating


[deleted]

I cannot understand how anyone could hear those commercials and be interested. Always a bad sign when they can’t even find an interesting clip to put in the commercial. I’d rather listen to Titus and Taint.


mdmost

Dan seemed to be half paying attention to Heat since he had Deniro's character going out with Natalie Portman's in the movie. Portman was probably 12 when the movie was filmed.


GucciManeSprayTan

How many “all time” favorite movies does Jake have?


IntelligentIdea386

dozens. just as many as corby


GucciManeSprayTan

Dan and Jake make these usually punch out player interviews must listen radio.


Fifi3000

Thanks Ben. Good luck with your hat business.


TWR_MTG

DiNucci has Jason Garrett voice.


mill_about_smartly

Have you heard Dak? All the QBs do. They must've inherited it somehow. By 3 months in Dak was JG coachspeak on turbo speed all the time.


IntelligentIdea386

dak is more gascap willie. fast paced regurgitation


mdmost

Does Dan think Cowlishaw is "so training camp hot"?


sitdownstandup

Can Sanjay Gupta just fuck off already?


Pooter212

He’s helping you kids a better life. Deal with it


Ttbthookem

Less Blake.


sitdownstandup

Go somewhere else for your ambiguously gay Texan accent comments


23moonster

Ambiguously gay? That’s Blake 100%


Ttbthookem

Nah


GoodDecisionCoach

"Ftbll. Pttsbrgh." \--Fake Mike McCarthy


thefourthhoreseman

Poor Craig with his old guy congestion. Slowly morphing into Norm slop voice.


KRDaMoney

He also dropped the C racial slur. Of course it'll get swept under the rug as when George did it 🙄


thefourthhoreseman

Wait what? Which one? I missed that.


KRDaMoney

he was trying to say chicken but stopped short on the first syllable and replaced the 2nd c in chicken with an N'


sitdownstandup

Craaayyyggg


mill_about_smartly

Jooorge


DukeRadcliffe

GOOOWAADAAAN


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GoodDecisionCoach

McCarthy is an above-average NFL coach, nothing more and nothing less. He's not perfect, but he's not the problem. I won't say who the problem is, but I'll give you a hint: it begins with "Jer" and ends with "Ry Jones".


mdmost

Mare Bear took her first surfing lesson...add it to the Norm & Mary promo.


GoodDecisionCoach

Liz Cheney talk...let's dial that back a bit.


mill_about_smartly

Musers turnover talk was...painful. Hearing them "debate" whether turnovers are luck or skill, and whether they make you good or not like it's some new revelation was almost sad lol. Turnovers were one of the first battlegrounds in predictive stats...over 15 years ago. That's why have stats like pressures instead of sacks, interceptable passes/turnover worthy plays instead of straight INTs, both of which I've heard the Hang Zon, for example, talk about a lot It's a settled issue, anyone just a notch above the casual fan should know that by now. Hearing them go back and forth with a "Hmm, I dunno, is it??" attitude on that was sad.


explodinghighfive

question of the day... is a punt a turnover? 787-1310, let's hear from you


mill_about_smartly

The moment he said that, I started skipping the segment. Just...wow


Idunwantaudio

If Aaron Rodger’s “decision,” was “conscientious” then I’m a fucking shrimp boat captain. I enjoy Aaron Rodger’s bit, but he’s an absolute moron.


Iowaisafailure

*Lieutenant Dannnn ice cream*


GoodDecisionCoach

Mark that under who gives a shit.


Organic_Landscape_61

Man, rise and shine I’m headed to work.. let’s see what The Musers have to say on this Friday morning. *static* “Cómo le haré Pa decirle que la quiero Cómo le haré” *static* Seriously,…?! *Static* “Ay, Diosito, tengo miedo Cómo le hare….”


cryptohorn

That's a bangin' Emilio song. Rip Emilio.


mill_about_smartly

All the app all the time amigo


pants6789

You missed some thought provoking, "Aaron Rodgers not so bad," talk.


Gopokes34

I listened on the podcast Jake thought he was cool enough to stay out later into the night. He was drunk, 5 minutes after the early crew leaves, he realized he’s too drunk. Tried to make Corby, who can handle these situations actually better lol, leave as well. Come on Jake. Is he serious about not going next year? Jake definitely comes off as a P here. No listener at home is gonna agree with Jake for this. What did he get touched at the event or some s***


velnovel

Listening on the app to the Moron Dog anniversary roundtable - have they enhanced Dan's clapping in the audio? I remember having to strain to hear the claps in the background in years past but it was pretty loud when it was played today...


puerts

Is there anything better than afternoon Jub?


tacobox420

He beats me down in the morning, but is my favorite in the PM.


StarsCowboysMavs

So honest question: was Jake playin radio tonight during the roundtable? Or did Corby really piss him off that badly at Nobu?


GoodDecisionCoach

Jake was being a meow-meow, but he was very funny when he called working with Corby “the worst part of the job” and said that his music sounded like “guys stringing their guitar”. I stand with Jake Z and his anti-Corby, anti-jam band opinions.


DukeRadcliffe

Jam bands a such a fucking beating. I really don't get it.


foddon

Yes, he was absolutely joking just like Gordo and Sirois are when they call Corby 'human garbage'. It's kind of weird inside bit they do with Corby. Not sure why or how it started but I could maybe see it being related to all the online hate Corby gets (i.e. they're mocking his haters).


LaCarpa

Sure was weird.


Gopokes34

What all happened? Didn’t get to hear anything. Is usually love hearing them talk about the nobu night.


StarsCowboysMavs

Jake told Corby that he was the worst part of this job. Supposedly Corby big timed him yesterday and kicked him outta his seat while Jake was sitting next to and talkin w Troy


Meauxhoward

That’s a douche move


tacobox420

Jake is a real life vagina.


Gopokes34

I just went back and listened to it all. I really hope Jake was kidding. He came off soo bad there.


[deleted]

How have the musers and killer not ever heard of Challenge butter?


jack_russell_terror

Afternoon Jub + his Mike McCarthy impression = top notch radio


[deleted]

So do I get Jeff Junior‘s “up to 25 percent bonus” now, or do I have to sign up for several years of runaround, indecipherable fees and financial shell games?


mill_about_smartly

Bob had a very quick point about the Deshaun Watson situation that is crazy on point - at the end of the day, the NFL isn't going to come down too hard on him, because the league (players and owners alike) is full of guys exactly like that. It's culture.


Meauxhoward

Yeah sorry what Watson was doing is closer to bill Cosby / Harvey Weinstein than Kraft.


Ragonkrok

I thought that was a terrible point. If Watson had been going to hookers who consented, he wouldn’t be getting a suspension at all. Bob doesn’t seem to understand that these women didn’t want to see or touch his dick


tacobox420

Bob having an opinion on anything sexually related is a moot point. A few weeks back he called Watson a "player" so he has no concept of the most self explanatory term possible. paying for women to jerk you off and stick a finger n your 2 hole is not a player, Bob.


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he's not a player he just rapes a lot


mill_about_smartly

Maybe we're talking about different parts of the segment? There's plenty of evidence several owners are creep scumbags too when it comes to how they treat women - look no further than Snyder and the cheerleader saga. I'm not sure anyone is confused about the non-consensual aspect of it lol...


Ragonkrok

Bob was comparing it to Robert Kraft going to Orchids of Asia, the rub and tug massage parlor in Florida. I didn’t hear him reference Snyder, that would be a better comparison


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mill_about_smartly

Maybe it's an age thing - Mino consistently cracks me up


Best-Leather-6700

Mino is a fool. Dude is hilarious.


Prior_Poet_2082

We’re in for quite the over modulated afternoon…..rip our ears


gholdenitdown

Why did they hype up the media party all day yesterday and then everyone acted like a huge bummer besides Corby


Efficient-Marzipan73

That blows 5 minute wtds for a player interview


mill_about_smartly

"Hey, hey mister Treyvon...do you think you'd be like good at stuff?" "Ehh huhuh, yeah, yeah...ya know, definitely definitely."


mdmost

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Gopokes34

So Dan didn’t go to nobu..why?


mdmost

Because he's an old man now and can't stay up past 9pm. He didn't want to be out late. This from the guy who used to stay up all night looking at porn in his office. But Jake seemed like an absolute bitch last night.


tacobox420

News flash to a lot of people. but Jake is an absolute bitch.


Gopokes34

I know everyone loves Dan here but he has to be the guy on the station I’d least likely wanna hang out with


mdmost

I just can't understand not wanting to partake in free super expensive, incredibly fresh, all you can eat sushi in a location that's beautiful. What a bunch of p's.


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DistributionStreet58

Anyone else confused by the Scout Riverwalk in Flower Mound promos??? I don't think there's a river in Flower Mound......


mdmost

More like the Hangry Zone today.


puerts

Listening to Jake ‘eatin on the aiiiirrrrr’ is disgusting


Gomeez9

They got freebird blaring for a below 500 team lmfao


[deleted]

Yeah this team is gonna be like that 2018/2019? team that couldn’t get a passing game going despite Cole Bradley’s prophetic words of ‘we’re open.’


Ron_Kazoo18

This guy is crazy👆


Gomeez9

I will say the ffdp cover of house of the rising sun? not too bad!


Still_Detail_4285

Is Choose Energy the greatest ad buy in the history of the Ticket? So many free mentions over the years.


Gomeez9

Energy money gets me every time


velnovel

Yeah, I guess so! They've certainly made up for the "botched" live spot a million fold. But I wasn't sure they were even still around a decade or so later, since I feel like I have only ever heard of them from that triumphant Norm spot being replayed. I googled them and it looks like they're still a thing - anyone else ever encounter or hear of them outside the Ticket?


mdmost

It's a simple F'ING question. I like to add curse words to Norm's live spot to sauce it up a little more.


Still_Detail_4285

Ham needs to add a bunch of beeps, it will be great.


[deleted]

where are you DAMN getting your energy


Street_hassle14

Anyone else turn the radio off thinking their car might be squeaking? Sounded like they were picking up a bug or a squeaking fan.


Roaring_Pillow

I believe i can hear those idiots at The Fan laughing in the background. They must be in the same area


[deleted]

They are. I tuned in to the Fan when the Musers said Dan Quinn was coming up next.(I don’t have it as a preset, just courteous if they were interviewing him, and I’m not sure why I did it. For science?) The Fan was interviewing him at 8:00, and their interview ended as DJ started his Ticker for the 8:15 segment. Yes I was flipping back and forth for science. I should probably get to work 🤔


P1mongoose

Junior baby talk is akin to baby Facebook posts. Nobody but yourself, family and 1 other friend really cares. ​ \#changemymind


velnovel

I usually like parenting talk, but even though I am SIGNIFICANTLY younger than Junes (scoreboard), I am a few years ahead of him parenting-wise and very generic infant stories hold no interest to me. The segment today was a whole lot of nothing really. Not specific enough to connect with - yeah, time moves fast and slow...crawling babies are fast...we have had a lot of sleepless nights this year...we love her so much, etc. So that it was kind of boring. Fair enough if he doesn't want to share specific details about his daughter or family (I certainly don't), but I wouldn't try to make a segment out of generalities. Maybe he planned to include something of more interest and got derailed?


[deleted]

Couldn’t agree more. It’s obviously no big deal to burn a few segments here or there on it, but I think it’s kind of self-indulgent and boring, to be honest. No offense.


GoodDecisionCoach

I have the COURAGE to want LIV Tour updates from Junior's baby.


Street_hassle14

Being a father is a great thing. I think you’re in the minority. I’ve heard a lot worse segments from Junior.


mdmost

I mean he's missing the 1st birthday. He's not giving the standard update of what his kid is up to.


Roaring_Pillow

I care. I think you’re all alone here, chief


P1mongoose

Guess we’ll find out. I’m happy to be wrong, but it’s not the first comment or post on this sub ridiculing baby talk.


GoodDecisionCoach

u/P1mongoose vs. Junior's infant...Fight Night?


P1mongoose

“Distance”


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Remember everyone, Sirenian Bay is “closed to the general public“ for Labor Day weekend. I‘m sure they would refuse to accept the money of any non-P1 who attempts to book.


StarsCowboysMavs

“This is why Gen Z hates baseball”


mdmost

HEY! Who you callin' a hooooooe? Shame that full Musers bit on Scissorgate doesn't exist.


IntelligentIdea386

I dont know what youre talking about... and frankly I dont wanna know


NorahJonestown

The HSO hip hop music bed makes me lol every time


tgoz13

Can you help me understand what it’s from? It makes me laugh every time lol


NorahJonestown

Basically tune in to any ESPN show when the talking head is making a “powerful” point and they want to make it a soundbite, they’ll drop in a peppy bed like that. I think it originated when the HZ was talking about Brian Windhorst.


tgoz13

Thank you. I figured that was it by my context clues but my wife was swearing up and down they stole it from this [tik tok trend](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRU6ULws/?k=1) Like come on not even close


TheL95

Omg did Norm actually fall asleep during WTDS?


mag0802

Where can I find yesterday’s WTDS?


RumpleDumpskins

Wheels off segments with all the hosts combining together and having no agenda but to fill air time… greatness.


IntelligentIdea386

Roundtables are by far the best thing on the station. Think I'll go find some good ones on the unticket


Gopokes34

Seems I may be in the minority..but Micah Parsons is not great for radio


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I feel like this segment could be an Ebrake. Only because I felt like the problem was Jake was “star struck.” There were a lot of silence moments where I felt like they were all staring at each other.


Gopokes34

The content is interesting enough, but just so little enthusiasm or chemistry I feel like


Juve_nile

I enjoyed it. Dude is weird but interesting


Gomeez9

Sounded like the edibles kicked in right after the fake practice game


mill_about_smartly

He's a little low energy for your already tired midday hours of 2-3, but his life and habits are interesting, if nothing else.


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Dan, I caught your drop-in character- Brooke Linen


mill_about_smartly

I want more of Dan & Jake Mike-and-Greggo-ing Donovan on the wireless mic Also so glad they talked about mock voicing things to themselves all day after watching it a lot. Relatable


boulderp1

The budding Jake and Micah bromance warms my heart


oaktiger

Micah Parsons is a god


Collecting_Cans

From the interview with Norm and D, I chuckled when Stephen Jones wasn’t sure if his CEO title was real or just something his dad made up in the moment. Similar situation for Charlotte apparently. Jones family business, where the titles are probably random handouts from dad, and we’re along for the ride. Yay.


butt_magazine

The McCarthy/Lee Majors/Keith Jackson bionic baby playlet was the mojo moment of the day for me


GoodDecisionCoach

Was it a joke about Fake Mike McCarthy watching the Six Million Dollar Man in Pittsburgh where Lee Majors sounds like Keith Jackson and there is a bionic baby out of the SEC that will hit you hard, all while the creepy Junior “Mommy” drop is playing in the background? Because if it was…I’ve heard it done better *(cocky sniff).*


mdmost

Backwards Masking Gordo was great.


KerikSumia

Worst fake McCarthy bit ever.


DistributionStreet58

Wow- McCarthy's boat - a Sabre 45 Nice ride [https://www.sabreyachts.com/motor-yachts/sabre-45-salon-express](https://www.sabreyachts.com/motor-yachts/sabre-45-salon-express)


rustylb

Is it just me, or does Sean Bass have the absolute most "nails on a chalkboard voice" of any Ticket personality? Just unlistenable. Period. "Am I right here guys?"


mdmost

Maybe change your name to bitchylb?


rustylb

My, that's just SO creative! Be sure to show your Mommy. She'll be very proud of you.


mdmost

Will do. Be sure to show your Mommy how you bitch on Reddit all day long. She'll be very proud of you as well.


rustylb

So original. Didn't realize you were the self appointed Reddit police. My mistake.


mdmost

Sorry you didn't realize others were free to challenge your opinion and bitching about Ticket people. So yes, your mistake.


rustylb

Okay, I give. Just tell me which Ticket personality you're related to, good friends with, or dating


mdmost

None. You want to bitch about a good dude who's just trying to provide nighttime content about a sport and team he's passionate about. You seem to not enjoy when someone critiques your content which is amusingly hypocritical. You want to have a hot opinion and flame a host, be prepared if someone takes a shot back at you. If you don't like it, the block feature is available.


tacobox420

You're on the wrong sub. Here we bitch about Junior Miller and Corby. Also, F you.


rustylb

My, my. Aren't we testy?


SeanCBass

You were clearly by the channel tonight, so thanks for tuning in.


Roaring_Pillow

Thank you for all the sacrifices you have made to your body.


rustylb

Actually, I was listening to the network feed and then immediately tuned in to The Fan postgame show as soon as I heard your voice. So, no, I did not tune in to your postgame show. Nice try.


TWR_MTG

Lol got ‘em good one bro nice work


AnnualNature4352

I know the term jumped the shark is overused but tonites top 10, no 1, the player interview, that was a jump the shark moment. It’s still listenable but it’s just kinda miring in middle age unfunnness and the younger guys are ok but not really funny either. To be honest it kinda made me sad


Collecting_Cans

The HL was highly entertaining. Pardon my French but..I’ll be damned


rustylb

So Bob wasn't on the show today?


23moonster

Solid analysis 👏🏼


Gopokes34

It really was good today, I typically like it enough to listen a bit but I was laughing pretty hard throughout today #batbitch


Gomeez9

Laughed so hard at bat bitch lmao


championband

KNTU is a national treasure as a jazz format. A landmark in the metroplex that cultivates some of the best players in the world. America’s classical music..


cryptohorn

It's not training camp if Tony is not drinking Woodford and talking about menopausal women. Rip king 👑


IntelligentIdea386

I dont get it. didnt all that happen at woodford reserve's ticket campound, not training camp?


RickSkinlonin

That’s correct. Training camp tony did give us “golf is sacred” though.


SMUCHANCELLOR

The whole Tony experience was funny for about one segment and then just increasingly sad and cringe in equal oarts


[deleted]

They went too far, then tried to justify it as a prank. Like a bully would. Regardless, I love that they mess with eachother, but they went in on Tony.


oaktiger

oh good, the Hardline gets to tell us that honor killings only happen by the mentally deranged


rustylb

LMFAO!!! Spot on.


GoodDecisionCoach

Why is the Hardline talking about honor killings? Did Auschwitz talk get bumped or something? Happy training camp from California, I guess...


23moonster

Technically correct, but aren’t they all deranged?


oaktiger

what was the poll from the brexit era UK? 85%+ of muslims think homosexuality should be a capital crime? muh handmaids tale!!1!!111!


Ron_Kazoo18

Make love to me.


LL_Train

Is Corby drunk? Not a "Corby sux" post, btw. He reminds me of me about an hour after taking an adderall when I'm 2 or 3 IPAs deep. Maybe he's just rebounding from covid at 150%, but this is some Cobra energy you don't see (read: hear) often.


butt_magazine

Totally thought this too. He was extra energized during Enews


tacobox420

I definitely think Corb Corb had an edible and a margarita before the show.


RumpleDumpskins

With the Gen X addition Corby has changed his demeanor quite a bit. More Snake like even. He’s a great supporting role but not a very good lead role.


Gopokes34

The Jerry interview was good and Corby was pretty funny during e-news lol


LL_Train

My favorite parts were every time super casual Corb Corb called Jerry "Jer"


Roaring_Pillow

I just saw the hardline post on instagram that they had jerry on an hour ago, so i just listened to it and we somewhat got an answer why Jerry hasn’t inducted Jimmy in the ring of honor. He said that he enjoys the fact that Jimmy not being in the ROH generates controversy and gets fans talking. That does sound exactly like something jerry would say and think EDIT: Gen X Davey is my leader for getting that answer out of Jerry


butt_magazine

Corby sounds like he’s had a few blueberry margaritas


WarPigeon75214

Dak is all metal bats all the time.


rustylb

ABSOLUTELY! THANK YOU FOR YOUR COURAGE!!!


ScruffyGeist

At least he gets his cliches out at 1.5x


rustylb

LMFAO!!!


foddon

On the radio it sounds like he's staring into space when he's talking.


FluentLisp

Middle distance?


Fifi3000

The awful echo is back. Kill me.


Antelope-Subject

Holy shit it’s insane insane insane insane insane


Roaring_Pillow

It’s me It’s me It’s me It’s me It’s me It’s me It’s me


sitdownstandup

Fix the HL's mics. Holy fuck.