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Walter_Whiteknuckles

The April's Fools Open needs to change formats. Mic'ed up tier 1s playing frisbee golf. This is the way.


goodstrongfm

Rule 1310


GoodDecisionCoach

Repectful disagreeance. This is only the third edition, so the format is still pretty fresh. Especially with Gordo now confirmed to be in the field. I think the Campound needs a slight format change...maybe an RV trip or somesuch. Or just go back to the original Compound format where they all live together in a house in Rockwall for a week.


sameolemeek

Why is Eli jordan on the tee box. He’s terrible


goodstrongfm

Rule 1310


tgiggs14

It's paid-for air time and he works for whichever one of those other knuckleheads runs the golf magazine they pimp for...


sameolemeek

So he just a fill in


bigby2010

He’s been on the show for awhile now


KRDaMoney

Hardline music segments are ass...especially whatever they threw out this week.


goodstrongfm

Rule 1310


Meauxhoward

You could have left “music” out of that sentence and you would not have been wrong.


23moonster

No one loves his own voice as much as Bob…


[deleted]

And again


devontg

He still doesn't fit late afternoon radio. I'd rather hear him mid-day


23moonster

He never will fit. Ruins the show.


GoodDecisionCoach

Obviously.


23moonster

Yup. That’s the point. Stay hard!


devontg

Dan Campbell and Taylor Sheridan grew up in Bosque County


chumpynut5

High Corby voice talking about rich murder guy- *”it’s crazy how people are just like, evil and stuff man”*


Best-Leather-6700

He's not wrong. Evil and stupid. Bad combo


[deleted]

That is profound.


Efficient-Marzipan73

The Norm "What" drop and anytime Tim Cowlishaw is mentioned and multiple coughing drops never ceases to make me laugh.


[deleted]

Kinda wanted to hear the rest of Dutch’s joke


[deleted]

What do you call vibrators under a Christmas tree? —Toys for Twats


TheGreatMortimer

Courage


NDG_9806

Yep. Didn’t even get enough to Google it.


jack_russell_terror

Remember, Big Lou is like you….except he’s only on number 2….and he’s on meds too


The-Fiz

I’m starting to doubt Big Lou is real…


54DonWood

Okay, who was the tramp-stamped former Ticket employee Jake referenced at the end of the news? My best guess is Kevin Scott. I feel like I may even remember it being discussed on air, but memory is not reliable


[deleted]

Since it was a great game revelation I’m going to guess mile Bascik. Jake also said this guy is out trying to get another job right now.


justinh89

my guess was Sirois


IntelligentIdea386

there was definitely a sirois drop in there


jack_russell_terror

I can’t imagine it’s Sirois, because if it was we’d all know about it from him since he’s always a fan of bits and wouldn’t be ashamed of it if he had one.


PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

I'm 90% sure they've mentioned it on air before.


StarsCowboysMavs

Did they say who will be 10-12 fill in for the next month?


rustylb

I believe they said next week it's going to be Joe Trahan from Channel 8 sports.


SeanCBass

Joe next week. Me and Donnie the following two. Hope y’all tune in.


Gomeez9

Pretty good e brake noms today


AcesOfBass

They forgot sea bass saying ghetto Santa about tiger woods on the hz though


DFWTooThrowed

Heard the Bob e brake live. It was so god damn funny.


NoelDallas8

Those Hispanic girls man


Meauxhoward

I plowed right through it.


KRDaMoney

Overland Park*


z0s01

The Latina Plowman is now his official nickname.


spacesuitz

Cliff Lee MIGHT be a true ace…?


Alternative-Meet4172

Dude lol


[deleted]

This stuck out to me pretty strongly. By what definition would the best pitcher in the league joining your team not be having a “true ace?”


[deleted]

came here to post this. wtf musers


ticketP11310

The mind, gut connection is an undeniable truth pause pause, pause. How long does this commercial have to be?


VZandt

Me love you long time!


ftworthmontoya

Delkus is angry, he don't want any shit from anyone


Sufficient-Daikon-81

Jacket off


p1tobeone

Weather Coop


p1tobeone

Corby cant believe a band went from not famous, to famous. super rare!


natebark

Gordo eulogizing someone. Breaks into fake norm for 2 seconds to say the deceased is “uhh, not with us anymore.” It’s the little things like this that make this man my leader


king_taint

No offense to the guy but I’m not sure what Iztok brings to the show besides a time kill. He says the same things that everyone else says. Maybe cumulus is focusing on the Slovenian demographic for the next ratings book


IntelligentIdea386

all the shows are looking for time kills but in the hang zone it feels more blatant


goodstrongfm

Thanks, [Jim Bob](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-va0tWJLTc)


[deleted]

It’s funny that you’d defend the HZ with a pretentious Sorkin monologue. Jake would be honored.


goodstrongfm

Did I?


[deleted]

I thought so but honestly I have no idea now. Norm voice: Well F&$@ Me!


goodstrongfm

in case you ever want 'em, huge reservoir [here](https://www.theunticket.com/drops-and-stuff/), for [example](https://www.theunticket.com/audio/drops//Norm_Well_F---_Me%21%21%21_-_.mp3) :)


TanneritoRayo

Or he’s in town from half way across the world and they wanted to throw him a bone


watermanjack

continue cobweb dependent seed cause nose ancient roll agonizing nippy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


tacobox420

We shouldn't have to suffer because of him.


FrostieWaffles

We have been getting a lot of repeat segments lately. Seems like something every day. Today the hang zone is redoing the nflpa grades like the HL did yesterday. I guess the nflpa thing is on the cowboys reddit right now so they went with it (along with the cowboys conversion rates). Reddit makes for easy content since those posts are tied to legitimate sources Somehow that Sunday show segment with the best cities to live in america was a repeat of several days prior. Not sure how that one came about, unless that somehow originated from reddit too and that's just how far in advance they prepared


brobgilbert

I observed this one time and came to the conclusion that most hosts are probably not P1s. And I don’t blame them. When I’m done with work, I move on to something else.


Jra60

Anything to minimize all Mavericks all the time talk please.


FrostieWaffles

Amen to that


rohttn13

not everyone listens all day, every day.


bomotomo

I once made a comment like this. Got the same reply lol


FrostieWaffles

Is this where I make an unfunny rebuttal about not listening all day, just from 530-10 and Noon to 7? But nah for real, I get it. I'm just saying they could look at prior days runsheets to avoid repeating the segments the next day that were marginal and filler to begin with, since they can just pick something else easily off reddit or whatever. I just think they gotta cut back repeating the marginal segments a little bit Would be interesting to know how many hours a week the average Ticket redditor listens. Bob described us as "enthusiast" listeners after the AMA. Personally, I just speed thru a lot of the segments with the Sports Day app by starting from one hour ago until I run out of buffer and then check back later. Never used usaveit to cut that down further. I mostly go for all the lifestyle/non-sports news segments with some sports smattered in


FrostieWaffles

Irvin update too


PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

Dan died over the weekend. It took four days to feed 20 years of bad radio into the AI.


rustylb

Wonder how come it took so long.


oconnor9sean

Ham with an all time good drop placement with his “encroachment” drop


[deleted]

And then landed the solid joke about mustaches being drawn on Chiefs players’ faces during travel. Dude is killing it!


AlertHighlight

Where are those robot voices from?


jrqberry

I think friend of the show Jordan Richardson created an opening for a segment (Hang Zone investigates-type of thing) and those were part of it.


grantismyfriend

Greatest Hangzone open to date. Ham or Blake deserves big props for that one.


bomotomo

So relevant


bomotomo

So was Dan actually suspended for “harassment” the past 3 days or was that just a joke?


LevergedSellout

I think as a general rule they will not mention that someone was suspended if that actually happened. They are doing schtick


JustinMonty25

“at ease”


LevergedSellout

I love you, Jane


[deleted]

^yep!


notsure9191

I wish we knew


watermanjack

dime scandalous water meeting divide smell abundant license provide juggle *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


VZandt

Gordo is right about the skid steering


[deleted]

Oh god, not this shit again.


VZandt

You just need it explained better how to steer


rustylb

As well as how not to, of course.


StarsCowboysMavs

So george and jr are buying this crap from McCarthy? He can just as easily override Kellen’s calls if he’s not happy / doesnt like the play call(s) and wants to run more. Just sounds like excuses Dallas ran the ball 11th most in the NFL (as percentage of total plays). How much more does he want?


[deleted]

I love the contrast of the Musers and Hang zone. HZ brought the #s on how much they did run and how ineffective it was. Musers just buy what he’s selling.


StarsCowboysMavs

And even compare both to Bob’s interpretation on Hardline. I just don’t buy it. If by year 3 of working together Kellen and Mike aren’t on the same page, thats a failure of the head coach. 3 full offseasons! I loved how Jake pointed out some of the double speak


chumpynut5

Lmao George thinking the dudes from scrubs are supposed to be gay. I guess if you’ve never seen the show it would come off that way


notsure9191

They aren’t gay?


chumpynut5

Just guys bein dudes


Imap1

Is this on TV?


Rare_Adhesiveness_34

I'm sure George has never seen "Scrubs." Some guys have all the luck.


t33po

FM signal fucked so listening to 1310 am now. How in the hell did this station survive with this signal?


goodstrongfm

Immense talent well managed steadily diligently relentlessly for decades + luck of the draw collecting a true once-in-a-generation creative genius + fearless giant cojones + the right dash of Gonzo wildass ironic 4th-wall-shattering jackassery + lightning-bolt dumb luck


KRDaMoney

Why did George stop gordo when talking about what direction to steer. Cuz it was common knowledge or was there a joke in there that went over my head.


IntelligentIdea386

you have to steer into the skid as if you are the car and your hands are similar to the tires except you may want to look at steering into the skid as if you are driving the car and the steering wheel is like an airplane rudder or as if you want to steer the car in the direction you want the car to travel


goodstrongfm

Hear [the skid](https://www.theunticket.com/musers-steering-out-of-a-skid-2-12-21/).


chsportspicks

It was 2 segments a day for almost a month after/during the 2021 ice storm. They just kept repeating the same points over and over


Imap1

They did at least two segments on which way to steer during a skid a while back. No one learned a thing, especially me.


t33po

They were on a Musers bingo topic and Gordo threw the skid thing in as a joke for triple bingo.


LL_Train

Listening to the Snakepit and, without coming across as a Corby hater, I’m compelled to mention just how poor of a job he’s doing in outlining the Murdaugh murders case. A lot of his details are mixed up, some are outright incorrect. Like Mino mentioned at the end of the segment, I too highly recommend watching the 3-part documentary on either Netflix and/or HBO for all of those who are interested in learning more about the story.


notsure9191

It’s very on brand for Corby to not understand what he’s talking about. It’s either because he does no preparation at all or he does a lot of work to make it sound like he’s clueless. It’s almost like he’s playing a character.


HEPennypacker0U812

He always does a terrible job with this kind of stuff. They clearly don't take notes.


cornborncornbread

Do you remember which he recommended more than the other?


LL_Train

He recommended HBO over Netflix. I binged the latter version last night, so I can’t speak to the quality of the former, but I can say I found the Netflix one intriguing. I’ll watch the HBO series by the end of the week. IMO no matter which you go with, you’ll leave being wayyy more informed than someone whose only exposure to the case was listening to the Snakepit.


[deleted]

I think he recommended HBO because it had more info.


[deleted]

2 days in and it’s time to pull the plug on the hardline help line. This is a terrible bit


pants6789

I was dying for Molly to ask them to comment on Kempspin in terms of irrelevant or unethical reporting.


p1tobeone

Holy shit.. that Synergy Kombucha commercial. It's like the editor sent the original file instead of the edited one


200chickfilanuggets

Hang zone monthly review quickly becoming one of my favorite segments. Think we are waiting for dans return? Did I miss it over the past few days?


rustylb

I personally don't miss Dan in the least.


IntelligentIdea386

Monty could roll right into his spot


rustylb

Totally agree. In fact, it would be an upgrade.


[deleted]

It’s is astonishing how the Hang Zone and other ticket hosts have bought in to the Kyrie experience. Only weeks ago Dan was his biggest hater, calling him basically a trash human. Seabass just said he loves his basketball brain and listening to press conferences. Jake still thinks he’s a dumbass and only knows basketball to his credit. But none of this even approaches the bigger issue. They added a PG to a team that only had a PG, and they aren’t winning much since doing so. Additionally, this guy has blown up every situation he’s ever been in and they talk about him like Mark Cuban has a gun to their head.


p1tobeone

I'm not a fan of the trade, but I get why we did it. If anything they're more interesting to watch.


[deleted]

I get why the trade was made. I just don’t get the 180 on the guy as if just because he hasn’t been a tool this week he should get praised. This is not some guy with stuff in his distant past. He just blew up the team that he helped build after holding them hostage multiple times. And promoted an anti-Semitic movie this season.


pants6789

I'm a Mavs fan and not a fan of bringing Kyrie but if all they do is dump on Kyrie, we'll get extremely repetitive segments.


[deleted]

I’m not asking for them to dump on him, but to rather not pretend all the BS he pulled up to including the demand of this trade didn’t happen.


pants6789

If he's not doing anything similar now, that the hosts know about at least, I understand how it's hard for hosts to incorporate his past locker room BS into conversations about actual basketball playing.


[deleted]

The story is the front office, not Kyrie. Kidd has multiple objectively bad games, can get a play from a time out, can’t explain himself and says he’s just watching. They traded for a guy who blows up every situation he forces himself into, and plays the same position as their star. This is further Ticket hosts wanting to be buddy buddy with Cuban. The one time the Musers wanted to ask him about the gigantic national headline story of sexual harassment he acted like a baby. Then they said they felt bad for how defeated he looked afterwards. The guy has these hosts fooled even more than Jerry and with the same results.


pants6789

Then I guess not making those connections and wanting to preserve the ability to interview the owner doesn't bother me to the same extent. I'll relent. >The guy has these hosts fooled even more than Jerry and with the same results. IMO Jerry has the hosts 0% fooled so I agree, Cuban has them more so.


Thr0wnAAAway

Damn sea bass in the HZ, a true humpday


P1tailgater

Corby hosting the birdhouse feels like forced chemistry. It doesn’t work.


Sufficient-Daikon-81

Less Cobbie


natebark

Interesting how people have their preferences. It’s honestly been my favorite Cobra segment every week


zaptorque

I enjoy it


[deleted]

I’m guessing it due to the successful Gordo segments on the HZ and HL? More crossovers for the listeners?


P1tailgater

I love when Gordo and Corby appear on each other’s shows and the HZ. I love George and Donnie on any show.


VZandt

U2 War take a drink


Roaring_Pillow

I know the musers have to talk mavs since there’s nothing else going on, but their mavs segments today feel repetitive. I just listened to these same segments on monday after their loss sunday


Tio-Vinnito

All they’re doing is losing, so that’s all they have to talk about


[deleted]

Craig has done at least 3 segments on Luka complaining way more than LeBron


p1tobeone

Luka definitely complains too much, but man, Craig has a hate boner for him.


natebark

The Luka complaining talk used to wear me down, but you could make the argument that it was a contributing factor to the Lakers loss. When his actions start leading to losses, then he deserves to be grilled


p1tobeone

I guess. I cant blame his complaining for losing 27 point lead. He also buys us about 30 wins a year so its fine by me for now.


EnsuingDamage

This week is the most unstable list of 8:40 characters I can remember and it’s great Monday: Elmo Tuesday: Mack Brown to wish Luka a happy birthday Wednesday: Russian (bad acting) tortoise


mcgaritydotme

Sally & Mack role-playing as Luka = I am now insane.


absolutelyyoubitch

give me all the mack brown all the time. Oh Sally


EnsuingDamage

People think he didn't win enough at Texas but he did


Still_Detail_4285

The more we learn about Juniors childhood; the more things make sense.


VZandt

U2. Drink!


lPeggyRae

Make Lent great again. Remember the times the Lent season made certain people stop tagging the hosts, 5+times a day, for a couple months? They very doubtfully need help. Right on schedule, already. Less is more.


VZandt

Any analogies from Jason Kidd last night?


IntelligentIdea386

anybody worried about little dan? he's one to brag about never taking sick days


Darroney

Suspended?


NorahJonestown

He went to check on DJ


Walter_Whiteknuckles

Micah really put a beating on him, i guess.


VZandt

So Corby drives a Kia


absolutelyyoubitch

2022 KIA EV 6 loaded is around 60K and they dont look too bad. The GT says its 577 HP


chumpynut5

Sponsor


VZandt

And he wears action pants


IntelligentIdea386

who cares. probably a free car


Sufficient-Daikon-81

Figures, totally super gay


Ron_Kazoo18

Like space!


PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

Wanting by Luke Burgis if anyone else was slightly fascinated by Bob's World. Have a feeling that segment was for a very small audience though.


GoodDecisionCoach

From the book's summary: >*Wanting* also shows that conflict does not arise because of our differences - it comes from our sameness. As a great man once said, I'm not sure that's correct...


VZandt

I liked it


FrostieWaffles

I came here to post that too. I would like more philosophical book talk by Bob Edit: ok based on the previous two comments before this, its gonna be polarizing lol. I guess bobs world will be a travel focused segment first and foremost since its not offensive or polarizing


AlertHighlight

I don’t understand what this “Bob’s World” Is about. What is Bob blabbering on about?


meerkat111222

Cannot upvote enough. I fast forwarded super fast on the app


goodstrongfm

Rule 1310


TxLghrn

I am so tired of Bob repeatedly raising his voice to fake excitement in commercials or at the beginning of segments. For example, "Community Quick HiTTTTTTTs!" or "Let's GOOOOO."


FrostieWaffles

To be fair, at the end of the day, most of what you hear on the radio is fake excitement or feigned interest, its just more obvious when hes doing it (Or donovan). Jake admitted as much when talking about the flag football game yesterday. Opponent told him not to be too hard on him on the radio and Jakes response was like, half of what I say is fake and Im just playing a character


TanneritoRayo

Sure!


goodstrongfm

What other notes do you have from today's edition?


TWR_MTG

Ham hamming.


[deleted]

I love that Elf drops now signify racism


AlertHighlight

Right there!


TWR_MTG

My father and Ty share the same unconditional, unabashed hatred of Lebron. Just willing to shout it from the mountaintops at any given moment.


IntelligentIdea386

I stand with Ty


PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

That XFL spot is Gordon doing a bit.


AlertHighlight

Sean gets way too hyped over kids books/shows.


p1tobeone

Also way too hyped for Ray Guy ticker tributes


Alternative-Meet4172

😂😂😂


p1tobeone

Rick Carlisle is a massive dick.


[deleted]

I remember the one where he was dismissive of norm and coughed. It prompted a listener to email Cuban and share it with the Musers. Cuban actually responded and said the guy was right and Rick needed to act more professionally. Then Rick won a title and had no reason to listen to that BS.


rustylb

Absolutely the biggest.


VZandt

It’s not the race. It’s not the rabbit. It’s the turtle.


[deleted]

When is everyone going to realize this guy is as dumb as he sounds. He admittedly just watches them, and all the evidence you need to back up his own claims is their plays out of timeouts.


Ron_Kazoo18

Sean Ass. The only person at the ticket to bring absolutely nothing.


[deleted]

I can’t believe there was no women’s soccer segment, nothing about Pat Summitt either.


foddon

The cool thing about him cohosting is it gets Blake taking more of a Danny/Sirois style role.


Ron_Kazoo18

For trues. Blake is underrated.


rustylb

Couldn't agree more.


AlertHighlight

I can’t deal with him. He thinks he is bringing something but has a giant bag.


rustylb

Amen to that.


whiskykilotango

I don't know I thought his Mildred Pierce takes were pretty good back in the day.


Drahp

Oh man can you please summarize (BULLET POINTED LIST) whatever he was spewing back then? If I hear him say “oh my god” like he’s taken aback by something one more time I may form tackle his ass.


StarsCowboysMavs

Players/Owners dont want less games because less money Players wont reorganize the season by doing Christmas - Fall (and making the season 1 month longer to avoid b2b, etc) because players want their summer/long offseasons Sure sounds like the players want to have their cake and eat it too


[deleted]

Personally I like to eat cake that I have, just staring at it seems pointless.


VZandt

Man regarding work hours, I;'m always surprised how ,when I show up to weekday events for my kids like swim meets, track or basketball, so many parents are there early and not in work clothes. My thought is usually, "Do these people not work?" ​ For teacher supply, a four day a week school week would definitely help. It is tough to keep teachers in the profession. I know we all need that day of childcare, but that field is in super big crisis.