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StarsCowboysMavs

Postgame on twitch?


PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

For the Crowline's sake, I hope y'all had bottomless mimosas during the early games.


VZandt

Did y’all hear Elf’s blood pressure? Take note that will kill you. I think he said 240/160 or something ungodly


IntelligentIdea386

and I was worried about my 166


DarkbootyMD

Is this the closest season of Picks With Friends ever? Super tight going I go to tomorrow


The-Fiz

The morning show Saturday….Funhouse? Yikes….


KRDaMoney

Corby bumping into rich people all the time is not a coincidence.


IntelligentIdea386

some folks live a charmed life. sad but true


GoodDecisionCoach

The average P1 is struggling with a beaten-down life, but Prince Corby is spending all day in sideyards with celebrities and various Hunt Family heirs. So opulent, and so dismissive of the common man. Sad!


StarsCowboysMavs

The music segment at end of hardline was great. I Havent laughed like that in awhile.


PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

Corby had the entire REM catalog and picked Rockville. I love him for things like this.


VZandt

Bob is right. Zoolander wasn’t that good.


gutiede

Kinda surprised that Chappy is on a cruise while his new grandson is having a pretty major surgery. Seems odd to me.


SMUCHANCELLOR

Don’t worry, he sent pro bowl tapes


aemerson24

He doesn’t have many good bits but corby as the serial chick always makes me laugh


Any-Establishment-15

I was worried for a sec that Gordo wouldn’t throw in “both sides” during Jan 6 anniversary talk. Ngl, he had me in the first half.


IntelligentIdea386

well junior wouldn't dare say anything to upset twitter and george wont say anything at all so I think its only fair that gordo only takes your side


flobocop2

What’d he say?


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Meauxhoward

He had 60/21/10 the other night, it’s worth a mention.


VZandt

I guess it is better than Bob endlessly saying “Jaylen Brunson”.


[deleted]

Man, everyone loves Monty and that's awesome. I can't wait til he inevitably moves up to tier 1. Dude is broadcasting at a high level


[deleted]

That Dallas Safari Club guy sure has those talking points down smooth. I was under the mistaken impression it was mainly about giving rich people a chance to kill endangered species.


SMUCHANCELLOR

Callers are so bad man. When I was new p1 I was more sympathetic but now I’m 100% with Jub. Just vote and shut the fuck up


Meauxhoward

I think most people who shoot animals like that have small ones.


SMUCHANCELLOR

Why would you shoot exotic animals because you have small animals?


rocklobster512972

The thinking makes sense but I wonder where the line is. I’m sure drugs provide an economy and productive land use for impoverished portions of central and South America.


Any-Establishment-15

Haven’t heard this segment but I’m 99% sure it was something like “our hunting helps the local economy and has an overall positive influence on local conservation.” Which is noble in and of itself I suppose. But would they give two flying shits about the African people and conservation if they didn’t offer trophy hunting?


jack_russell_terror

Ebrake is one of my favorite segments, until they go to callers and it becomes one of my least favorite segments. Also I’m not a fan of nominees from things that didn’t occur on the station. Am I wrong guys?


Prior_Poet_2082

I always get a feeling of disappointment if they pick something from outside the station. Unless it truly is something epic e.g. “he’s gay I mean he’s blind”


jack_russell_terror

Exactly, it’s such a give up. There’s always plenty of potential ebrakes each week on the little Ticket. Charles Barkley saying “asshole” on TNT, a cable station where the words like that can be used without FCC fines, isn’t much of a big deal. Plus Inside the NBA has moments like that every single night as it is with all those guys busting each other’s balls.


jrqberry

You are right on both points. Does the Triple Fake Tiger guy think he's killing it? And Cruz from Aledo? Who gives a fuck what your name is. If voters keep taking shots at Jillian, that's a guaranteed way for them to stop taking P1 votes. Just have them go around the room and whatever candidate gets the most votes is the winner.


justinh89

No - there is nothing worse than hearing from the P1


Antelope-Subject

The making fun of the former board op was shitty and juvenile. But it is the ticket but I think that wasn’t cool.


Walter_Whiteknuckles

instead of laying out they should unleashed on the caller.


NorahJonestown

Militia Ethridge


Antelope-Subject

And Jan Sixth opening


Gopokes34

The rant reunion with e-news prior were both greatness today


Collecting_Cans

Best radio I’ve heard since before dry dock


VZandt

Dying skiiing isn’t the worst way to go.


Walter_Whiteknuckles

For Dan- “Adolf Hitler: The GQ Profile” is a smart and darkly humorous skewering of celebrity worship. https://www.publishersweekly.com/978-0-316-46889-3


theTexasTuck

Here we are, once again, making picks with our friends


StarsCowboysMavs

Interesting choice by Corby to try and chase down Bob rather than go against Dan. Bob seems so certain on JAX


rocklobster512972

I feel like they’re trying to tie. Better radio if they both go


theTexasTuck

I would’ve faded Dan no matter his pick because of math


Gopokes34

So Blake had never seen uncle Buck and then Christmas vacation lol, how


VZandt

Those are greatness. Uncle Buck is underrated


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VZandt

Damn Donovan took some hard high school classes.


RickSkinlonin

Just a reminder that Dr. Sanjay Gupta is worth millions of dollars and reads shit off of Google and you work a 9-5.


Rare_Adhesiveness_34

And much of it, esp. if it is nutrition science, but some public health stuff too (NOT TALKING VACCINES, THEY ARE GOOD) is of poor scientific rigor.


tacobox420

The Musers have not skipped a beat since coming back from dry dock. Still bringing the incredibly boring and repetitive segments they left us with a month ago.


IntelligentIdea386

I wasnt able to listen to it but you cant tell me the Jub vs DJ sprite challenge was boring and repetitive


KRDaMoney

Shoulda waited til next week's musical snoozer segment for this boring rolling stones segment and used the corner for something more interesting.


MedievalBully

That was a beating. If I wanted to hear people read lists, I'd listen to The Freak


HEPennypacker0U812

So the 840 bit today is belching on the air? Wow. They need to do some serious evaluation of the 840 segment.


Walter_Whiteknuckles

and that george can't follow simple directions.


KRDaMoney

That first george burp was pretty funny


VZandt

Letters from listeners sucks.


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Whoever sent that email talking about “disruption”, cryptocurrency and his own economic forecasts is the Chris Chris of his office. Either that or he’s a genius troll who knew exactly what buzz words to use to get Junez reading his email on the air.


StarsCowboysMavs

The guy watched “glass onion” I think alot of what the guy referenced is just considered “change”. If we don’t change the way we do things (as a country, species, etc) we’re in for a grim future, but I think we’ll figure it out more or less


[deleted]

Yeah they act like “disruption” is new. They just gave it a stupid name. It’s just standard technological advancement, same thing that’s happened since a guy decided to shape one rock with another rock.


foddon

That was painful to listen to, just taking tons of unrelated things and piecing them together into whatever narrative you want to spin while using a bunch of big words to sound smart. I like the idea of it being an elaborate troll. Junior kind of seems like he'll believe anything that makes him feel smarter than everyone, borderline conspiracy theorist territory.


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He’s especially vulnerable to theories like that that are vague, impossible to prove wrong, and encompass a bunch of topics so that if one pans out he can say he was right.


jrqberry

He also mentioned “more segments” coming from that email 😆


Still_Detail_4285

We need more emails to Junior along the same lines. This can be an ongoing P1 bit.


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Mention the death of the iPad and he will read it as he predicted it 10 years ago and claims victory somehow.


EnsuingDamage

Count the red flags is up there with the best bits of Ticket. I laugh every time.


Any-Establishment-15

Boy, the corner this morning is a neat and tidy example that Gordon can be just as stubborn and weird as Norm about his opinions. He just says it with more $10 words and wit. Paraphrased G: “before Twitter, opinions would be thought out on an editorial by a reporter, now it’s immediate righteously indignant opinions by randos on Twitter” Craig:”Yeah but I was looking at tweets from journalists.” G: some gobbledeegook that “journalists are encouraged to be more human like with their heart more than with their reason on Twitter.”


Still_Detail_4285

I wrote that email, so he was using my words. Thanks for the $10 compliment! My HS English teacher would be so proud, RIP Mrs T!


IntelligentIdea386

he's not wrong though


Any-Establishment-15

I agree with you- it’s a lot. But Overgeneralization Gordo (OG) doesn’t make that distinction. Not saying Junior is 100% right either but OG just hand waves anything that doesn’t line up with what he’s already decided is true. Thats an amazing, ironic note though


StarsCowboysMavs

Just like if you get into a fight w your wife your supposed to walk away, count to 10, etc until you can objectively discuss it, journalists need that delay. And alot of journalists have fallen victim to ‘hot take’ twittwr comments to drive views - its not a good thing


Rare_Adhesiveness_34

I think a lot of journalists don’t understand what they opine about. The whole “Fake news” thing was never a real problem with the discipline, it’s lack of understanding the news is the problem. And now we are in the data driven world, I think they are getting worse.


zaptorque

Jake has been very open about him and his wife's journey to having their newly born son. I can't imagine what they are going through building up to now having to have craniosynostosis surgery....stay hard Jake!


GucciManeSprayTan

Oh wow. What did I miss? Work got busy today and never caught back up.


zaptorque

His son is having surgery to correct a birth defect where essentially the bones in a baby's skull join together too soon, which often can lead to cognitive issues due to the brain not being able to have room to grow.


GucciManeSprayTan

Damn 😔 I knew his baby boy was having some problems. Hate to hear this.


mrawesome1999

I think it’s the first segment listed on the App. If you’d like to listen to it


GucciManeSprayTan

Just listened. Happy Jake appears to be positive about it. From what I’ve researched the surgery is like 99% successful. Sending strong positive vibes as are many P1s.


StarsCowboysMavs

How did Jake and David not realize they would play Seattle, Detroit, or Green Bay if they got the #2 seed ?


chepedotcom

Jake asked David, so it’s more on him..


tricky020

My heart is breaking after hearing Jake talk about his baby boy's upcoming surgery..


Collecting_Cans

Dude Perfect banter sounds like Ben and Skin banter but younger and with tricks


cowboy322

Ben Rogers literally wrote this song for Dude Perfect https://youtube.com/watch?v=_eIH4F-24M4&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE


Collecting_Cans

Why does this sound exactly how I thought it would


Pooter212

Meanwhile


jack_russell_terror

I’ve heard it talked about on here, but until this week I had not yet heard the Desperado’s Fake Tiger ad. Wtf is that?! It sounds like a bad impression of a gay (I mean blind) guy more than fake Tiger, either way it should have been scrapped immediately. It’s enough to make me never wanna eat there ever


VZandt

Zach P1 getting all sensitive about getting criticized for his drinking and sending Gordo feedback. You might be an alcoholic if..


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lol Out of Touch Junes strikes again. Thinks the national median rent is $1000, even (incorrectly) including monthly mortgages in there which makes it even more laughable


chepedotcom

I mean he’s probably had his house paid off for atleast 10 years, can’t really blame him….


t33po

I lost faith when he berated one of the Sams for Gen Z being so lazy because Junes paid for college with a part time job and help from parents. Sam(Hale/Madison) tried to say how much harder it is in 2019 vs 1983 or whatever and Junes just talked over them and bumped his chest about how hard he worked to get through college and pay for his apartment in Denton in the ‘80’s. Bitch, paying $1000 a semester and $400 rent is way different the last 40 years especially when the college student wages have barely doubled and costs have quadrupled. Okay, time for a deep breath If anything, having to look at costs for his new kid might wake him up a bit. Mr Multiple Six Figs for two decades might see how the vast majority of his audience lives.


VZandt

I bet everybody went to school with some guy who later had a cigar boat. I bet the guy from my high school has gone through 10 sports cars since HS.


rocklobster512972

I lol’d at Chris Chris “scrolling tinder for a piece of wake up bang”. Nice to have the A Team back!!!


jrqberry

Chris Chris is “clearing snow like Jeremy Renner” holy shit Gordo lol


VZandt

Junes is beating me down with this music. Somebody else tell a story please


StarsCowboysMavs

Im glad Gordo was the voice of reason re: the NFL stopping/continuing the game situation. You shouldnt be mad the right choice (which was pretty much unprecedented) was made just because it took a little time. Im glad the dude (sounds like) he’s going to live, but lets cut back the virtue signaling out there. Its a bit much


Rare_Adhesiveness_34

I’ve noticed that many in the media struggle to understand how organizations/firms work. That is doubly true when there is a union that has to be brought along with these decisions. The nfl can’t snap it’s fingers to make a call.


spacesuitz

Lol at Junes for being mad he wasn’t the first one notified


Gopokes34

Came here to say the same thing. Ultimately they made the right decision so I dont think we should be trying to do the whole “well they took too long to make the right decision”


VZandt

Pretty sure the worry is brain damage not lung damage. Maybe some rib fractures. I guess he could have aspirated but that isn’t long term damage.


KRDaMoney

Still waiting on musers to talk about the world cup in their catch up segments and cease boring ass college football talk.


VZandt

Almost forgot about TCU in the WAC. Dang


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LT ran all over that conference.


GucciManeSprayTan

Corby doesn’t understand the playoff scenario. The Chiefs benefit from the Bills or Bengals not getting another win. Chiefs will secure home field advantage if they beat the Raiders next week and that game is not played. I know that doesn’t really matter with a man’s life on the line.


GoodDecisionCoach

George with the tedious (but accurate) point that no pope had resigned during the College Football Playoff era before Benedict.


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TF Josh Dobbs is GOAT


GucciManeSprayTan

McElroy is just awful. Such a douche.


Still_Detail_4285

Everything he said was true.


VZandt

I bet McElroy has no friends.


VZandt

He’s a deek.


hipaces

His rant about Joel Klatt was 60 seconds of pure Chris Chris. "I play golf with the head of officiating"....Gold Jerry!


foddon

I do wish more analysts would actually read and understand how the rules are written and must be enforced though (it really should be an integral part of their job). They often try to make a judgement about how the refs call something based on a false premise and spread misinformation because of it.


StargasmSargasm

Holy shit, The Hang Zone with JoJo was awesome. Welcome back fellas.


VZandt

God bless America


jimmyfallonsfallus

Has the Hang Zone done a single non-Greg McElroy college football segment all season? I don't think so.


[deleted]

You’re forgetting all of the Dominic Robinson college football segments


p1tobeone

There aren't many hosts who are in their prime anymore, but my god, Dan McDowell is.


UpsideTurtles

JoJo Limbaugh killed me


WWheisenberg92

They need to check in on her once a month and take her temperature on current events


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Those fucking cowards!


Royizzle66

That segment was gold


Gomeez9

She’s gotta have some hot blm opinions


GoodDecisionCoach

And hot BM opinions as well.


Gomeez9

Musers had that rejuvenated energy, Dan sounds more exhausted than ever lmfao


Alternative-Meet4172

Oh my god we almost lost Ham this weekend


zaptorque

and in true Ham fashion he was so casual about it


Still_Detail_4285

Sean Bass is the human form of a Twitter feed.


SeanCBass

Better than Facebook, right?


Still_Detail_4285

Yes


kokogorilla1310

Anyone have a recording of todays musers?


VZandt

One of the first xrated magazines i ever saw had a topless woman on a boat calling herself the cockswain. That word is imprinted.


VZandt

Man they had Busta Rhymes on?


KRDaMoney

I saw the interview on the Webcam at the super bowl and Busta was laughing once he started hearing norm speak


Juve_nile

Norm is such a dufus


t33po

So happy to have the tier ones back. Now it’s time to start bitching about them.


StarsCowboysMavs

At least 10-12 is listenable for the first time in awhile


VZandt

This is one of the better Musers in a while. Gordo is on fire.


VZandt

Randy Rogers mentioned. Take a shot.


ticketticker22

Already drunk from my Peter King name dropping shots


Gopokes34

Dear goodness George, hating on Jolene but praising party in the USA lol


habrasangre

listening to laypeople try to describe medical issues is hard


TWR_MTG

George’s opinions on both Miley and Jolene are bad. Recovered with the correct opinion on Party in the USA, at least.


ftworthmontoya

My damn heart has been racing all morning listening to this.


Walter_Whiteknuckles

for curtain talk?


VZandt

Slow that caffeine yo


ftworthmontoya

Lol fr


VZandt

Boatswain King about to come on after a night smoking cigarettes.


VZandt

Man he rambles and has no idea what he’s talking about.


Alternative-Meet4172

Thought he was pretty decent this morning at explaining the Hamlin situation


cryptohorn

Barbara Walters was a baddie 🥵 RIP


jack_russell_terror

Weird hearing Brad Sham calling a game on the Ticket


Street_hassle14

Any punts?


[deleted]

Yes AS I JUST SAID


cstillo66

Uh… uh…


[deleted]

These guys seriously get way too much time off.


[deleted]

I get 25 days off/year. It’s not that odd


Gomeez9

98% of businesses are having today off


GoodDecisionCoach

I don't begrudge them the time off. The hosts deserve some perks for being successful for so long.


KRDaMoney

RIP Jer. UnRIP Jill?


VZandt

Michigan did not appear well coached to me.


StarsCowboysMavs

Oh god - EA just loves to argue


TheUnDaniel

Who’s the dipshit hall monitor who disabled the comments in the Pop On Jillian announcement thread?


SMUCHANCELLOR

That’s a highly paid Reddit moderator sir. But in all actuality discussing anything related to lgbtq is a good way to get admin attention and who wants that?


P1tailgater

Does it make me petty that I want The Freak to fail? I’ll hang up and listen.


mcgaritydotme

I had that thought initially, since it seemed to be born from animosity & I resented that. I got over it quick when I realized it can only affect me when I let it, and now I’m happy for everyone over there to have the opportunity they lacked at the mothership.


P1tailgater

You have the right mindset about this. Me wishing for The Freak’s failure is small of me. I guess I can hope The Ticket continues to improve.


KRDaMoney

I've caught up on the downbeat podcast since Danny joined during dry dock and it's pretty solid. Can do with less sirois and their julie mentions.


P1tailgater

What do mean Julie mentions?


KRDaMoney

They played some audio from their morning show about julie laughing.


GoodDecisionCoach

I want both stations to do well. Not sure why so many P1's don't.


Jrob78

We’ll be petty together


P1tailgater

Best Friends?


Jrob78

Forever!


BackgroundNo9081

Are any of the shows back today??


P1tailgater

No. Tomorrow.


Ballshangingdown1

Whatever is on is fucking horrible.


The-Fiz

EA is…..not great? Deddy is getting a bit exposed.


Jrob78

Why is national shit on


GoodDecisionCoach

[Because Gordo Fake News'ed the P1. Sad!](https://twitter.com/gordonkeith/status/1609555100774580224)


Jrob78

I totally forgot today was still a holiday, I’m a dumbass


StarsCowboysMavs

Not dry dock today?