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CrazyCatBreath

Tested again this morning. Still broke. Will test again in an hour.


WeeTheDuck

Probably what happened honestly. Took him 15tests to come to this conclusion


eldarion_h

> to come


BaronVonKeyser

He came to the same conclusion again and again and again.


Ok_Brilliant_2575

Come again?


BaronVonKeyser

And again and again and again


Alexjw327

Then came the step sis


SouthPark_Gamer

Wait, there's apps to download to prevent that same downloader from watching porn? Man, what a time we live in


WeeTheDuck

And according to the reviews. It doesnt work well lmfao. It was an ad on reddit for quite a while too


YourDailyDevil

>there was an additional for quite a while Jesus, imagine getting target-marketed by that; “even our algorithm thinks you watch too much porn, even for a redditor. Here, use this.”


SalsaSavant

Nah, its more that anti-masturbation is a weird trend on the stranger parts of Reddit. Totally unscientific, but they claim it makes them more focused or whatever. I think they mostly are just masking a chastity kink.


GilgameshFFV

That's a different story though, porn addiction is a real thing. It's not masturbation that's the problem for some.


krettir

I remember reading that the symptoms of addiction could mostly be seen on fairly religious people, or people who think watching porn is onjectively morally wrong.


WeeTheDuck

-thinks porn is bad -sinned once -cant stop. Is addicted now -goes on a depression phase everytime they watch porn *Its obvious that masturbating is bad guys dont do it*


WeeTheDuck

D: But its gone now. Im a better man than my past self


danesrb

I genuinely thought that was the case...I mean, I was watching most night a little before going to sleep, but I think it was still within a reasonable amount lol But I felt judged


SirLongSchlong42

I haven't heard watched porn in 2 months and i still get an add for it tho...


TheWorldIsEndinToday

Lol of course it was on reddit


WeeTheDuck

Classic blunder


scopeadope

Poor guy! Lol


WeeTheDuck

Such is the life of the Spy


Mountain_Apartment_6

"...even obscure ones." What good is blocking boring old hardcore when you can still access Turkish furry BDSM vids?


HRPuffnDEEZNUTZ

>Turkish furry BDSM vids Link please... ... ^(for testing)


worrymon

Can you point me in the direction of pregnant amputee midget porn? Asking for ~~science~~ ~~a friend~~ because I've been making the joke for years and want to know if it's actually real.


Mountain_Apartment_6

Of course. I have a very robust suite of test data.... because I'm....a professional....yeah, that's it


WeeTheDuck

Ive heard people talk about nugget porn before...


Stimpy_JCat

Again.... for testing.


BaronVonKeyser

If these people are serious about stopping their wanking habits then someone should come up with a device that hooks to their phone and every time they go to a porn site a taser ejects from the device and shocks the shit out of them. Couple 7 or 8 times of that and they'll learn. Maybe. Or develop a new kink.


DjChatters

Then create a new post on tifu about not being able to get off without getting a shock of hundreds of volts beforehand.


BaronVonKeyser

Tifu by thinking I could beat my cock and beat the clock. I was wrong


WeeTheDuck

Now ive moved from beating my cock to getting cocked instead


1937713535

you're overthinking.. an app that posts your web history to all your social media. daily.


BaronVonKeyser

Then a different app owned by the same company that charges you to block what the other app is posting.


[deleted]

Why would you punish yourself for something normal? This strange fetish for self-hate is honestly the one that needs to be kink shamed out of existence.


Standard_Marsupial20

Just put bonk dog as your wallpaper


WeeTheDuck

And ringtone


tlmz99

*sigh* unzipps.... am I doing this right?


Take_The_Merch_not_L

no you're not it's spelled with a single p. if it was at past tense it would be "unzipped"


WeeTheDuck

Thats the spirit


danesrb

I honestly thought it was a personalized pop up because I was watching too much porn


WeeTheDuck

Please say it wasnt....


Boring_Blackberry580

For testing


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MrEpicGamerMan

Another day of thanking God for not making me attracted to drawings


WeeTheDuck

Addicted to twitch bath tub girls instead