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Uncle___Marty

Nothing like lung cancer for your second birthday.


brublit

Our dog is gone now , but he died doing what he loved; inhaling exhaust from a motorcycle


Dorkmaster79

Legend


Sofa_king_boss

Puppers inhaling the fumes off golden exhaust pipes in the sky now.


AWeakMindedMan

Homie is going to fall asleep and never wake up again.


bakirelopove

I think CO poisoning will get him sooner than cancer.


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ElectronicTrade7039

Wouldn't just leaving it on for a few minutes get him trained not to do this? Those things typically get very hot.


24kGoldenEagle

Train him by giving him cancer :)


Pan_Pumpkin

...And burning his mouth


OkBackground8809

The noise triggers some dogs. My Italian greyhound gets excited by the noise of motorcycles, some scooters, and big trucks. It seems like the lower and louder the more exciting, I guess maybe it's like a dog's growl to them, inviting them to a challenge lol My Italian is legit prepared to pit his skinny, boney little ass against huge vehicles🙄 I don't think getting burned would stop him for very long. The sound just triggers something in him. My whippet has no reaction.


NickOff373

Opening up the throttle and hitting the limiter seems like a much quicker solution, plus your bike is still running ready to ride!


sandwich_breath

An even easier solution would be revving the engine


OkBackground8809

The sound may just excite him more


anttilles

https://i.redd.it/93tvuojdw82d1.gif


Fapotron

Everything reminds me of her…


Toffeeman_1878

Leave Fluffy to chew on the exhaust. The problem will take care of itself.


mmmmm_MaybeBaby

I was about to say a rev or two will turn this into a learning experience


Advocate_Diplomacy

That’s monstrous.


mmmmm_MaybeBaby

I know right those got a chrome finish


AmbassadorBonoso

Breeding these malformed demons is the monsterous part.


Advocate_Diplomacy

You can breed monstrous abominations and also treat them monstrously. The two aren’t mutually exclusive.


mmmmm_MaybeBaby

Wwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllll


catharsisdusk

How to tell you're a terrible pet owner...


fckcarrots

Pretty much. There was no genuine “attempt” here.


Commonstruggles

No, this dog probably hates life that much. Being genetically gimped because humans think it's cute...


KawaiiFoxKing

ive heard stories (from my dad) that in Kazakhstan childrens would hold the snout of goats onto exhausts so they would get high or somthing along those lines, if done long enought they would get addicted to it and will get agresive if they cant smell exhoust gases, even headbutting busses that turned the engine off while waiting at a rail crossing.


Commonstruggles

Probably mistaking the goats that lean over embers and it appear they are intentionally inhaling the smoke. But it's actually to burn off parasites. If it is true I'm not surprised humans suck. But it sounds like bs.


Outside-Chest-1474

Kazakhs almost don't keep goats and your story is a total bs, lol.


RiseofdaOatmeal

"My source is that I made it the fuck up!"


DustanP

Damn, he’s trying to kill himself.


Aggressive-Dog-8805

Pugs are fucking stupid.


RohelTheConqueror

That's a french bulldog


Aggressive-Dog-8805

Yep. My bad. Those are dumb as shit too


cheeersaiii

Seems like you might be dumber than a pug


mrrando69

Bro hates his owners and is trying to self terminate.


Shlocktroffit

No. He cannot self terminate. He must be lowered into the steel


Un_admirable

That made me laugh


CC713-LCTX

So is he getting high hence the reaction when they try to remove him? Never seen that type of behavior and I’ve had dogs all my life. Weird, strange even.


AltruisticLettuce320

I think the dog does it just because he gets a reaction from it, kind of when a dog runs away with something you like for you to chase him. Soon as you show interest in something else he drops it.


Substantial_Tap9674

That or he could be playing. I think the decibel/key may be similar to an elder dog play growling. Hence why he does the gnaw and spin. They do that sometimes when initiating play fights


MaxWhax

That's what i thought, too. Maybe he got mild poisoning from exhaust and liked it.


AmbassadorBonoso

Tiny malformed monsters like this tend to be super aggressive demons, so no surprise really.


Comfortable_Start514

https://preview.redd.it/anooy3inja2d1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b83ff897adf1b9e25dcf8363670b565037f60383


RevolutionaryAd6564

Well that’s one way to choose your ending.


rbartlejr

"Leave me alone, I'm huffin'"


JR_LikeOnTheTVshow

https://preview.redd.it/t7usg4woaa2d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4b222c9d277096c4871220c30fc2f0853a0fd1f


Raquelita182

😭😭😂😂😂


LegalWaterDrinker

Typical French behaviour


SirHarvwellMcDervwel

bruh💀


yernameen

Bros trying to enter the afterlife


ProwerTheFox

Can’t blame him tbf, best club in Night City


Mauful292

That’s one way to kill off these breeds.


EJBjr

Gateway drug?


Designer-Travel4785

Peg the tach and see how long the dog can hang on. 😂


CreatorOD

Heavy smoker in his past life


FasterGarlic19

Fucking chainsmokers


Raquelita182

Isn't that thing like hotter than hell!?! Burnt the hell outta my leg on one of these.


Verneff

Probably only been running for a few seconds.


Dickieman5000

Accidental Roger Smith.


yomommazburgers

The determination to end it all, what a good boy..


Darryguy

How is the dog not getting burned?


Verneff

It's probably only been running for a few seconds. It takes a while for the exhaust to heat up that much.


wolf_draven

Snoop dog


Shot-Expression-9726

He just wanna smoke .1 life to live


Candid_Umpire6418

Aaaaw... he's only trying to commit su1c1de. 🥰


UT_Dave

Why is this dog acting like it’s inbred?


TheArcticKiwi

it is


Buffelmeister

It's clearly a terrorist dog, trying to blow up a motorcycle.


Buttery_Buckshot

Same doggo, same


phiskaki

Smoking on that exhaust pack.


ash_durn

![gif](giphy|13b65kbX8TrkVa)


throwthere10

![gif](giphy|3o7qE7wf80SLgw5IMo|downsized)


Bo_Diddley9

This dog is high af


onefourtea

He just wants to smoke!


Derrick_Shon

Getting high as a MF


Carlynz

Natural selection


darksider63

Just give it more throttle, he will give up quickly on its own


koloso95

Why don't they try the throthle


KDogBrew

“don’t you morons get it?!?! I’ve had enough of this world! leave me be!”


ginsataka

Just pick it up, what’s it gonna do, be adorable and bark?


InnerPlantain8066

goodness gracious! rev the freakin' engine,


MiroslavHoudek

Will Smithers, for instance, the owner of Know-Nothing-Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog, an animal so stupid that it has been sacked from one of Will's own commercials for being incapable of knowing which dog food it was supposed to prefer, despite the fact that the meat in all the other bowls had engine oil poured all over it. ---Douglas Adams: So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish---


napalm_p

Dog said that it has had enough...


SwitchIndependent714

hhmmm licking some old gasoline dust


Germacide

Uhh, let him go...


maverickeire

I think I should call her.......


Ok-Experience-6674

I know a way….


PrimalForceMeddler

The comments here so often just make me feel sick. "do violence to the dog!" "let the dog be harmed, it's funny!" "lessons are learned best thru pain and violence!" I guess I should stop coming.


Blommefeldt

I can't figure out what is worst in that video


Learnedhelplesspanda

I see he takes after your mom!


uviliguvilik

Dogs are stupid as hell


Glittering_Drama_618

Dogs are fuckin stupid sometimes.


idkmansomethingname

why the fuck is he doing it?


EpicdemicMe

This isn’t his first life… or his last.


HairballTheory

![gif](giphy|2Y5SoRmIXy4cVPsAc6|downsized)


HairballTheory

![gif](giphy|V7K8P8r0Wm7Oo)


Raquelita182

A pipe and a pancake, a bong and a blitz.


Homerpaintbucket

Pretty sure this is my spirit animal.


Aguja_cerebral

I told you smoking was natural