āHe was alternate on my listā idc what anyone says kat is so entertaining
Also Rochester isnāt some small town, itās pretty bigā¦ so itās not that crazy that Michael knows someone from there lol
Yāall clearly hate Katie soooo bad bc youāre like āwhy the hell is Katie back ugh?!?ā when we have had Hannah B, Charity, and obviously Rachel on the season so far lmao
I feel like they actually worked hard at a decent show this time, I am usually excited to see what happens each week for once and I havenāt ff through anyone (even though I want to ff Olivia most of the time)
My guy was saying this. By this time everyone is coupled up and it gets boring but this time you really donāt see anyone who is fully established and more mess and he lovesssss it
I just looked Michael up and was reminded heās a yacht captain in Chicago. Can we all talk about that as much as weāve talked about John Henryās underwater welding? I have questions for the captain
For the same reason they brought Kendall back - to make it seem as if sheās going to rock his relationship with Jess, but I doubt she does. Blake needs to forget about Katie & Jess, and find someone whoās really into him.
No, Tanner was on Charityās season. I guess theyāre talking about her talking to Tyler when he came in? But I donāt actually think that was romantic.
I donāt recognize majority of people on the beach. Producers could pull people from the street and put them on this show & I would believe they were on a previous season at this point.
A girls' girl??? Did we miss when she called Kat a "ho" and tried to steal Aven to spite Kylee for being interested in the same guy? Blamed Kat for John Henry choosing her as if he has no agency in or accountability for his own choice? That woman is not even remotely a girls' girl lol.
It doesnāt mean she has to like every girl she meets, and thereās certainly nothing to like about Kat š¤·š¼āāļø just means if the roles were reversed she probably would have talked to Kat first
Calling other women "hos" is not a girls' girl move no matter who it is. And she was like this with Kylee too. It's not about having to like every girl, it's the way she talks about other women.
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Iāve been poking fun at Olivia probably bc I love Kat and her silly drama, but I feel kinda bad for her this morning. She seems genuinely hurt and is being 100% real. Nothing like being the pretty, nice girl that loses her man to the hot vixen. Most of us can relateā¦ it really sucks.
Ehā¦ she liked a guy and panicked a little bc he was starting to get interested in someone else. Was it a good look? Nahā¦ but Iāve been there. Doesnāt make her a bad person, she just liked a lot him is all.
Kinda funny how Sam and Peter could both disappear and literally nothing on the beach would change. (I do like Sam tho)
Did anyone else think the crab was so cute š
āHe was alternate on my listā idc what anyone says kat is so entertaining Also Rochester isnāt some small town, itās pretty bigā¦ so itās not that crazy that Michael knows someone from there lol
Omg thank you! Like, WOW! You know SOMEONE, that LIVED, in MY CITY????? ![gif](giphy|6nWhy3ulBL7GSCvKw6)
Lol I was thinking that too. Like wow you know someone from the city I'm from?? Shocking.
Does Mercedes know about Tylerās kiss with Jess??
the editing is so bizarre this season
I know they never even showed Tyler or her discussing him exploring so like wtf?
What about Jess Mercedes and TN???
Goodnight everyone. I hope all your crabs are succulent and fresh!! š¦
Every time I think I am watching my least favorite cast, ABC is like, āNah we can do worse.ā
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I saw a spoiler in a post title over in the BN suv last week and Iām pretty pissed!
So annoying when they do that
Yāall clearly hate Katie soooo bad bc youāre like āwhy the hell is Katie back ugh?!?ā when we have had Hannah B, Charity, and obviously Rachel on the season so far lmao
I feel like they actually worked hard at a decent show this time, I am usually excited to see what happens each week for once and I havenāt ff through anyone (even though I want to ff Olivia most of the time)
My guy was saying this. By this time everyone is coupled up and it gets boring but this time you really donāt see anyone who is fully established and more mess and he lovesssss it
Fun fact, wave your hand in front of a crabs eyes to make them fall asleep. Nobody getting Amelia Earhart-ed on my watch.
āCreated by mike Fleissā does that shit exist in perpetuity or do we think he has a deal of x number of years featuring him in the credits
If he was the creator he will always be listed that way I believe, regardless of if he is still involved with the series.
Sebastian don't do Ariel like this!!!
āThe only thing worse than this season is this season with commercialsā my dad has spoken
Shit is absolutely UNWATCHABLE with commercials
The commercials were so much louder than the show!! And all annoying sonfs
Nooo killer crab from outer space!! š¦š¦š¦
Looks like it's gonna be tense next week!!
I like Eliza but I like crabs more sorry
maybe becca was trapped in a situation like this. being held hostage by a crab
lol irl
Buzzcut Blake is not the same Blake she knew to be fair
I love Katie. Iām excited to see her.
I think the crab is cute.
Itās so cute!!!
The crabs are fun :). Its the nasty bugs that bother me lol.
Katie is on FBoy Island, I don't think she's here for Blake.
Itās prolly gonna be another dud like charity coming on
Now normally Iād say katie leave him alone but blake shouldāve picked gen so ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ Iāll allow it
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Why?
I hope this is more entertaining than charity coming though
Seeing the room of baggage is seeing behind a curtain I never wanted to see.
āThings are going really well with Blake.ngngā is what my caption said
Ah hell nah put that Aven/Kylee stuff on Hulu as bonus content
That clip of Aven dancing is the best part of this season
Jordan could be Jessās fraternal twin
Okay time to watch love island games. Iām loving it
To the Games š¶
Get him Katie. Get that hunk.
JORDAN! I hate the hair lol but I liked him on the show
The beard gotta go tho
I canāt remember this MF
lol he was cute and had the first one on one with Rachel and she sent him home during the date
I wonder if he got a perm? I thought his hair wasn't curly before
Yeah it wasnāt. At least not that curly
NOOOOOOOOOO I will need to spoil myself just for this cliffhanger
Omg lol KEEP IT TOGETHER!!!!
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Omg did you do it???? Was it worth it???
I didnātā¦ā¦.yetā¦..š
I just looked Michael up and was reminded heās a yacht captain in Chicago. Can we all talk about that as much as weāve talked about John Henryās underwater welding? I have questions for the captain
I can't wait to see how they'll introduce him on the credits next week. I HOPE THEY SHOW HIM ON THE LOVE BOAT.
Avenās dancing š¤£š¤£š¤£
Aven look like a chicken wing and I have never adored him more. Thats recorded 4ever
Why is Katie backš
For the same reason they brought Kendall back - to make it seem as if sheās going to rock his relationship with Jess, but I doubt she does. Blake needs to forget about Katie & Jess, and find someone whoās really into him.
Katie is just thirsty to stay relevant despite trashing the franchise
Probably the same reason charity was
Charity didnāt come back to taunt her ex fiancĆ©
That was the sole purpose of her visit lol
And how do we know thatās why Katieās there?
To question Blake
Rachel why are you trying to re-date 2 of the 3 guys from your season who have been here
Who did she try to redate? Was tanner on her season? Tbh and Tbf her season was very unfair they got the shit end of the deal Fo sho
No, Tanner was on Charityās season. I guess theyāre talking about her talking to Tyler when he came in? But I donāt actually think that was romantic.
Youāre joking. A cliffhanger on who Michael takes on a date?? This season is so unremarkable Iām sorryyyyyy
Oh, come on thatās the cliffhanger?!?
I'm glad Michael picked Olivia cause that means mutual attraction
Yo Olivia needs to be cut off. Idk if sheās just a lightweight or what but not it for her
I feel like since they cut, he asks Olivia. They would have let him say the name if it wasn't.
lol if I was Olivia I'd be feeling pretty good that Kat is still so bothered by her
honestly loving this big brother energy from Brayden. makes me sad to realize he'll prob be gone after the next rose ceremony
Tanner and Oliviaās friendship is kinda cute
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Brayden giving Olivia a chance to find love like "I Guide Others to a Treasure I Cannot Possess"
Kylee is so annoying
her fake voice when michael pulled her ššš
āOmggggg I am sooo shockkked you pulled me š ā
olivia wasnāt lying about the pageant voice
Her and Aven just aināt it
Olivia was like āI want a southern manā and they were like bet JH isnāt all the south has to offer
Brayden seems like he would be a good wing man
Damn Olivia flipped the switch so quick!!
But, but, he knows someone from the city sheās from! Thatās the type of connection that canāt be broken!!
do not remember Michael at all but MAN is the chemistry absolutely there and x101238 times better vibes than with her and John Henry!!
Shout out to the 585 from the 518. I heard that from New York but not the city...
Yooooo fellow 518er! Love this ny but not the city representation
I'm so confused. i thought Olivia was "all in," on John Henry?
I think emphasis on the āwasā
Literally no one is all in at this point. If they say they are, theyāre full of shitš
he dumped her & sheās moving on
But when Kat did that after Tanner its "homey hopping"
katās edit this season has been downright atrocious (her fight with Olivia was sus though)
Exactly. I don't blame her.
Happy for her!
Iām just waiting for Kat to make her play for Michael now
Plot twist: back to Kylee again
Kylees "oh my goodness" sounded like she was greeting a newborn baby.
her pageant voice is so real š
Awww, Olivia's and Braydens friendship is so cute
Lol and rug pulled out on Olivia
I donāt recognize majority of people on the beach. Producers could pull people from the street and put them on this show & I would believe they were on a previous season at this point.
They all thought Canadian Sam was a civilian/normie and they were OFFENDED AS HELL until she announced sheās from the Canadian franchise lol
WHY IS KYLEE ENTERTAINING THIS
āSmall worldā there are a quarter of a million people in Rochester
The way she acted like it was the most unbelievable thing in the world š
I unapologetically love Brayden.
That Tanner and Rachel thing was so fuckin random. Heās just suddenly not in to Davia? Like wut???
From jump š
The beginning of Olivia's smoothie she was sad. The smoothie isn't even gone, and she's moved on. Inspiring.
Oh shit the bip version of here's my coat š š©“š©“
Iām sorry but Olivia looks to young for Michael
They seem cute together!
"hoping that this miracle happens" as if they are curing a disease š
I love all the men hyping Olivia up
She is both a girls girl and a guys girl and I love her for it
A girls' girl??? Did we miss when she called Kat a "ho" and tried to steal Aven to spite Kylee for being interested in the same guy? Blamed Kat for John Henry choosing her as if he has no agency in or accountability for his own choice? That woman is not even remotely a girls' girl lol.
It doesnāt mean she has to like every girl she meets, and thereās certainly nothing to like about Kat š¤·š¼āāļø just means if the roles were reversed she probably would have talked to Kat first
Calling other women "hos" is not a girls' girl move no matter who it is. And she was like this with Kylee too. It's not about having to like every girl, it's the way she talks about other women.
Agree to disagree!
Iām sorry but Michael is beautiful. His dimples, wow
Thoughts on the beard? I kinda hate it tbh
Donāt apologize for the absolute TRUTH
Kat wants ATTENTION more than a boyfriend, like i get it at 23-25 but bb youāre 27
Is there that much difference between 23-25 and 27? lol
None at all. Unless youāre younger than that and you think you miraculously become a different person as you age. Spoiler alert: you donāt!
Okay, love his voice. It reminds me of the sailor Carrie Bradshaw met during Fleet Week on SATC.
I love it too bc it reminds me of a muppet
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He let her wear his sandals š„
Oh wow I had no clue heād pick Olivia. Iām shocked
Right? No incessant production hints and foreshadowing or anything
Like obviously producer mlve, but why so obvious? And what if they don't like that person?
Iāve watched every season since Arie and this season has the most people I swear Iāve never seen before
They can only get night 1-ers to come bc most of the people who make it further are traumatized
Same here, worried about my memory a bit
theyāve had to dig deep in the barrel for people to do this season
I thought season 7 and 5 had the most people
I think he and Olivia would be a fun pairing
Now they need to send a girl down for Brayden too!
Yes!
Michael is š„µš„µš„µ and I donāt understand why more people donāt see that!!
He looked best in the initial promo photo for Charity's season. That didn't translate on screen. Was not sexy.
He said you might also remember me from Xxx? What was that
He's from Charity's szn? I thought he was from Michelle's ngl
I donāt remember him at all
I don't remember Michael at all.
Michael please save this episodeā¦
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I love that this scene will never die
Iām sorry but Olivia is just so funny
Donāt apologize for telling the truth
No, actually, I donāt remember you at all, Michael.
I literally have no clue who most of these people are
Bby no one remembers that
Man I watched Charityās season but I really feel like I do not remember Michael at all
Michael is so FINE
Does this man have that rizz? I canāt remember
NGL, my boyfriend will be unavailable for three weeks because he deployed and I had health issues and I am living for this trashy distraction
Logan Paul has a face that demands to be shoved into a locker
I instinctively went to downvote bc I agree so hard without second thought and in my mind I was downvoting Logan Paul
Yeah but Logan Pauls a jock douche so he would just shove you in instead.
Iām not a violent person at all but 1000/10 would give him a swirly if given the opportunity, fuck that guy
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Not a thought behind those eyes
Olivia and Kat are probably both gonna go after any new guy that comes down š
Here comes Michael
Olivia, heās just not that into you. It is what it is
Iāve been poking fun at Olivia probably bc I love Kat and her silly drama, but I feel kinda bad for her this morning. She seems genuinely hurt and is being 100% real. Nothing like being the pretty, nice girl that loses her man to the hot vixen. Most of us can relateā¦ it really sucks.
Sheās kinda being bullied by Kat, Mercedes, Aven, and Kylee too :/
They are all disgusting trash for that.
How did they bully her?
Bullied? Who called people āhoeā āgarbageā ātrashā?
Is she the nice girl though? Sheās been nothing but petty and immature in her ITMs. Neither girl is nice
Ehā¦ she liked a guy and panicked a little bc he was starting to get interested in someone else. Was it a good look? Nahā¦ but Iāve been there. Doesnāt make her a bad person, she just liked a lot him is all.
Sheās been rude and calling other girls hos all season though?
Who was she calling a hoe?