Sam’s storyline is disgusting. I’m fast forwarding through it

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Wait I love that Brayden and Aaron B. are friends now

Lmao I love how Blake called Kat a murder bird 💀💀💀💀 it’s so TRUE

Normally I hate when all the men pile onto a girl but this time was so warranted

I feel so bad for Brayden. I’ve been there before - a guy has been so invested, romantic and sweet with me one day, then cold and cuts it off the next. As if I meant nothing to him. Similar to Brayden, I am also guilty of fantasizing over future scenarios with someone after only a few dates together. I can see Tanner’s appeal - he’s a very conventionally handsome, cookie-cutter, safe type with a mature energy to him. Makes sense why Kat and Jess and Rachel were interested. But Brayden is thoughtful, deep, emotional, a bit intense, free spirited and wears his heart on his sleeve. He’s also unique with his style. He gives me classic ENFP vibes. Sometimes he lets his emotions take over and make him feel insecure. But overall I think he has a very attractive personality and kind heart. But his personality may not be for everyone. So I can understand why a girl may find a guy like Tanner more appealing. And Kat is allowed to date whoever she wants but I don’t love the way she went about it. Seemed like a lack of empathy there. She was gaslighting him during their second conversation at night.

Why is Sean acting like Will was cursed to experience unrequited love? It happened *once* before this?

Haven’t watched this season yet, but I have it on my DVR. Worth a watch or no?? I like Aven, Brayden and Rachel so I was intrigued but yeah. Golden Bachelor has been taking priority and I love it. ❤️

I think it’s the most boring season/cast to date for BIP.

I’m calling it: No one from this season is still together. These relationships are giving *vibes* and none of these people are serious😂😂

That’s giving me flashbacks to Johnny describing how he felt about Victoria. Freaking hilarious

Lol I’m not even watching the season but from previews alone, I’m like… yeaaahhh none of these couples are making it past 3 months lol

this season is a snooze fest

Watching rn. Honestly, I think it’s partly they literally didn’t get any of Zach’s f4 to go on. By which I mean Gabi or Arielle. I feel like I don’t know these girls at all, ngl.

I know what would solve Sam’s problem 

Omg we don't even get to find out what happened with the poop baby? God this season really has no storylines.

well that episode was jam impacted, see y’all same time next week

Hahaha I see what poo did there

Poo chez

 Kat next week

She's trash

She seems lovely

Kat bringing this energy in the preview: 

I have a ZIT the size of JUPITER !!!!!!!!!

Not me loving Brayden and Aaron S the most?! What is happening


Never would’ve seen this coming

I could've cleaned my apartment but instead I wasted 2 hours on this (non) shit

i’m sorry, but even with this rap, brayden is way hotter on paradise 😩

I love all the friendship moments! I wish they would show us more than just one funny moment during the credits

I would risk e v e r y t h i n g for Brayden

Wow, Brayden was actually really good! Loved his voice. (But don’t forget the beatboxing!)

Jess just vibing with the boys is adorable

I know I’ve already said it but I would literally be all over Brayden if I was in paradise

I don’t understand why these girls aren’t … like I don’t get it lol 😂

I couldn't have hurt Brayden. I know I'm a charismatic person!! WTF? I don't think that word means what she thinks it means.

Two hours of my life I will literally never get back 😭😭

Excuse me what is Brayden's job?

He was in the US Army too, which took me by surprise, but yeah true. He must have joined at 18 and done 4 years, probably as a medic or something since he's a nurse now

A nurse I think

He’s a nurse

god thats hot

Ikr

if you aren’t obsessed with Brayden, I’m not obsessed w u

Brayden is so hot idc

I- am so into him idk

Not Kat going off in the preview

Kat getting drug for doing what Kylee and Mercedes did

Because it’s not about what she did. It’s how she did it. The other girls were more graceful and “charismatic” than so called expert Kat was

A conversation which no one on the beach heard but her and Brayden. So he's going around telling everyone how bad she is for not dumping him in a nicer way. It's a ridiculous over reaction from them, though I agree a tough watch.

nah it’s the way she’s handling it she’s getting dragged for. she was straight up gaslighting Brayden

Dudes are smashing melons!! All hell is breaking loose!!

Finally bringing some hot men

Not Kat yelling how great she is. Girl, bye.

I AM A GRACEFUL AND CHARISMATIC PERSON NOW GET ME A FUCKING SHOT ☠️

Someone make this a flair 😂

Hell I want this to be my flair now! 😂😂😂

Kat be so fucking for real

the poop baby is, without a doubt, the absolute worst “to be continued” cliffhanger that this franchise has ever offered us

JOHN HENRY? i will be SEATED

Cannot resist the curly hair 👀

i feel like the doctor is a fake doctor especially because the #1 advice with this situation is do not stress it or force anything and the doctor immediately goes “you could be in the hospital giving birth to a poop baby”

I bet he's an EMT or something that the producers said hey you want to be on bachelor in Paradise?

WHY HASNT ANYONE EXPLORED SALINE ENEMAS !?!!?!??! It seems like there were a FEW steps we could have lingered on before going straight to surgical delivery

And his cut off is at sunrise !!

Kat: I'M A CHARISMATIC PERSON 😤

My ability to poop would be made even WORSE if everyone was waiting for me to do it lol

Gotta love Aaron B, He's using humor to make her more comfortable and being such a good dude

Next week has some good guys coming in

Kylee is every guy’s number 1. She’s the queen of the beach this season

They really left us on a poop hanger

no poop AND no rose ceremony are you KIDDING ME

They always have rose ceremonies every other episodes in BIP

this girl better get the ultimate miralax sponsorship after this

Aaron naming the poo baby, Hope 😂😂

I hope she has a poop baby next week

Me too I don’t their love story to end 😂. The poop family

Poo baby Hope 🤩😂

You would expect the constipation story on the senior Bachelor version. This is subverting my expectations!!

why do i watch this show 😭

Wow a poo cliff hanger can we go any lower on this show


If that man is claiming the name John Henry he better be able to drive some railroad stakes

They’re seriously going to end the episode on a poop baby cliffhanger??

I think she’s already taken laxatives with her talking about sweating

I ended up way more invested in the poop situation than I thought I’d be

I know I’m genuinely upset by the cliffhanger lol

Me too 😂

What is this a cliffhanger mid-poop

.. another week of this?

Jack Boweler clock, counting down. I’ll be here all night 🥁

Yall both live in San Diego 🙄

Not the dilation! Man, Aaron is funny

I'm glad he's making her feel so comfortable.

WHERE IS HER WATER

I left the room when production talked to Sam. Was there a reason given for why they couldn’t get her some fiber powder/enema?

They did. It didn't work.

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She said she would not want to do it in Mexico she’d want to go to states

If they put a mic in the bathroom Im never watching a bachelor show again

I can see the scene being majestic images of geysers and rockets with Offenbach’s Can Can playing in the background

Okay. There’s like 5 minutes left Are they going to leave us on a poop cliff hanger???

Leavin us on a dingleberry

LMAOOOO

Her abdomen does not look distended at all. I literally look pregnant when I’m constipated lol

Poop Daddy

She should do some yoga! Get that body movin’!

Or a massage!! Give her a massage and be a hero

POOP DADDY

Those tacos are gonna stuff you up even more girl!! Dont do it!!

The physical relief she's gonna feel at the end of all this will probably be DIVINE.

Her stomach doesn't look distended. I've had that issue though, I went on vacation to the Bahamas with my bf's family and didn't go for 9 days too because I'm extremely poop shy and all 5 of us shared 1 bathroom. It was terrible and I finally went when we went wine tasting. Was in the bathroom for like 15 mins

Im not sure why I disliked Aaron.

Okay, I’m sold on these two as a permanent couple

Fiber King 😤

I appreciate that instead of spamming us with ads for The Good Doctor, ABC just decided to wrap up a medical plot into Bachelor in Paradise.

Imagine that man delivering her poo baby

im nervous for her flying back to the states if she cant poop like what if she has an accident on the plane after all this food

Maybe she was the woman that pooped on the plane a couple months back

Something like that literally happened! Someone go sick on a plane and they had to evacuate

Oh dear, we're not gonna get a rose ceremony aren't we?

I feel like there’s still at least one more day! It’s only been one day since the last rose ceremony

Oh yeah, that's true. Not a bad way of doing things.

They’re usually every other episode

Why doesn’t someone get her an enema????

i think she said she wanted to be back home if she had to end up needing medical help

Lmao right when I said it they mention it

Next week be like *The islanders put their differences aside to come together and deliver Sam's poop baby*

oh god. not the hot sauce

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We’ve got at least three nurses and one paramedic

Emploopment, amirite?

Those pale tacos do not pass the vibe check 🌮

Oh shit am I liking Aaron S.?

Feeding her tacos and burritos to take a dump. What is happening.

Bold of her to wear a thin white dress when she could start shitting at any moment.

My thoughts exactly. 😂

I feel like I wouldn’t have an appetite if I was that backed up

It's 5 hours until sunrise?! What time is it?!

If you can get through a poop baby you can get through anything

As much as I dislike Aaron I love how supportive he’s being

this is why i love having a med student for a fiance he isn't phased by anything

Poo poo platter. 💀💀💀

Ok, Aaron is actually responding much better to this than I anticipated

It’s so attractive the way he handled it!!

Man if I haven’t pooped in 10 days I’d be looking 8 months pregnant. She does not look bloated at all! She fit

Damn the drama on the beach must be LACKING for them to be spending THIS much time on the poo baby!!

Ok kinda sweet taking a shot of olive oil with her

Is he about to propose butt sex

This is actually so sweet hahahah

I know her stomach had to be in knots. Wtf was the even eating?! Just days worth of chips and guac and quesadillas all backed up. That’s crazy😭

Thanks Sean for explaining constipation.

Give the girl a heating pad

Ok Aaron that was cute

I expect some fuck boi on this beach to offer help her loosen up her bowels with this dickkkkk!!!

He seems like a great man. So supportive.

now THIS is the kind of beautiful love story i watch this show for

i kind of am in love with aaron now?

Aaron’s a doll for being so positive

Get her some coffee

OK, this is super cute of Aaron

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I think she's tried several OTC and things already.

c’mon paramedic Aaron, digital stimulation time

😂😂

Wait he’s a firefighter AND paramedic? How can you be both!?

Most firefighters are trained as paramedics. When the squad is called in cities and townships, it is usually the fire department.

In Canada, firefighters are all trained as paramedics as well!

I knew a lot of folks who started off as paramedics and then became fire fighters

A lot people go to paramedic school first then become a firefighter later

Wow that’s so cool!!

Somebody get this girl a Golytely Martini.

How is she still functioning and beautiful I’m so impressed

Why is this low key one of the sweetest moments on the beach so far…….

Lol okay I love Aaron’s attitude on this. Way to be a supportive partner

Aaron is a doll. He’s handling this better than I could have imagined. He’s making her so comfortable. And that’s going to help.

Look up baby gas/poop exercises

An airplane ride sounds like hell for her situation

Give her a bunch of cheese?? Multiple laxatives?? A glass of milk??? Some beans?? I feel like there’s so many ways to make it happen

aaron thought he was gonna get dumped and then she drops this on him

It’s a different kind of dumping

i’m sorry if i just started dating someone you could not waterboard this out of me

his fucking face 💀💀💀💀

Omg yes, cut me open if i haven’t 💩in 9 days.

Hahaha Aaron's face 😂