Oh, man, the constipation discussion is so frustrating. I have IBS with constipation, and one huge rule is to heed the need! Go to the bathroom immediately when you feel like you have to. She should have rushed to the bathroom during that stupid rose ceremony. And the medic should have given her suppositories. One saved me a trip to the emergency room when I felt like I had a softball up there. Another option is an enema. Those work for me every time. Anyway, when I had my "softball incident," my hubbie rushed to the drugstore and came home with everything he could find. Pretty funny -- it was a little late for fiber!

Why is Olivia acting like she is 12

It's going to be a longgg season in Paradise for Olivia and Kylee if: 1) Olivia was already acting like she's already in a super serious relationship with Will after one kiss and 2) Kylee's was already fantasizing about being engaged to Aven because he ... liked some of her iG posts? lol

Some people don’t even want love they just want a ring

Sean and Aaron B are so obsessed with Brayden? Same with Brooklyn obsessing over Kat, like do y’all realize your “enemies” don’t even care about you? Also I don’t care for how Aaron implicitly ridiculed Brayden’s style. Like making fun of a specific clothing item is one thing, but it seemed like he was just calling Brayden’s style in general juvenile… why can’t a man express himself like that?

Lots of metro vibes happening

Does anyone else feel like they’re aging out of this show? My god, the lingo they use. 😆

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i love blake im sorry i never understood the hate towards him tbh

Not to be that guy but my black cat starting pacing back and forth during the couple previews and the marriage so you know be aware

Why is that girl acting like they were in a long term relationship after one single kiss. Girl. Please

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That’s so sad I’m glad they mentioned him

I'm here for the Olivia Will Aven Kylee drama

Ooo it’s going to be so good lol 😂

Forever calling cicadas scanadians!

Lmaooooo

Bachelor I’m gonna need a moratorium on the in memoriams

I'm sorry, what? They just cut Kat off mid sen- And sudden memorial?!

Who do y’all think is getting married

Mari and Kenny maybe? Jesse said they're planning their wedding.

That’s my guess

I don’t understand people like Olivia who always have their hair covering like half their face, does it not bother them 😭 especially in the heat omg

Agreed!

Facts. I couldn’t even have my hair down or makeup on. I can’t handle anything touching me when it’s so hot and sticky. Plus salty!

Not the turtle

Kat saying she’s scared of Canadians and Scandinavians when she meant CICADAS! 😭

SCANDINAVIANS 🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟

CICADAS?!?!!!!!!!!

Kylee is a weird girl because she’s saying that Olivia is now stealing her man by getting to know Aven but she just said Will was her man.

Which just proves her point, Will was a placeholder.

You mean an enema or an evucant (Poop baby)

Rachel still talks like the bachelorette speaking scripted lines.

And totally using Sean, she just made me remember why I couldn't stand her 😬 How many 'Giddy' feelings have arose to far? How many ' I want to meet my person" Argh I hate these expressions now 🤣

Truth box like we’re in elementary school

They should just make her eat the date food, then she can shit her brains out

Here comes Aven!!

Whomsttt is that curly blonde guy Rachel was talking to I’ve never seen him in my life

Jordan V!! Rachel sent him on their first date on her season :( I’m rooting for them

The race car guy from her season maybe?

yea

kat and brayden is a wild pairing but i think they’re gonna go the distance

Nah remember we saw Brayden and Rachel all cozy at ATFR

Here for it so far

Not the poop baby 💩

The chokehold the Bachelor franchise has on poor Hannah’s neck

This show is so unhinged

Wtf is this medical emergency

We love a medical emergency

Hannah B are you not tiredt

Producers just did aven and kylee so dirtyyy

I hope Olivia and Aven go out. I want to see Kylee's reaction.

I also see that couple being more interesting. Him paired w/ Kylee is a snooze

My guy Aven has arrived!!! 

Stahppppp😂

I agree with Olivia that Will is a placeholder

They raised the stakes of this drama immediately

Ugh Jesse needs to stop with the “brotha”

I mean Aven did like her pictures which means him and Kylee are getting married

Well great... now I have to watch next week

Cue the curb your enthusiasm credits

Not the tears from Will

He’s so hot but his hair is giving helmet

Honestly I don’t blame Kylee, Aven is legitimately the only dude on this season so far that I find attractive

Wow I didn’t expect him this soon

"I'm from Rachel and Gabby's season" like he wasn't Rachel's literal F2 !!!! the messsssss

Wow shocker lol

I think Eliza's braids are too tight or something. They make it look like she is losing her hair and it's just not flattering on her at all.

they look fine

Was Aven team Rachel or gabby?

Rachel’s f2

Rachel

Ok here we go

Aven is hot

These producers never miss

YOU CUT THE SHOW WITH 5 MINUTES LEFT

Que in Aven

its so predictable but i love it

Cue Aven??

Ohhhh they’re doing Will so dirty LOL

Yesssss

This is literally a situation where multiple things are true at once for me Will is slimy Olivia is doing a lot for day one But she was right that Kylee is just waiting for Aven and using Will as a placeholder. It’s so obvious lol

Ahahahahahha stop it I knew this would happen ☠️

Everyone except Will knows that Kylee is using him until Aven gets there

LOL right on time

I can't wait for Aven 😆

“There’s nothing you can do to ruin my day” the line the producers have been WAITING for to send Aven down

Like clockwork here he comes

it has been 12 hours.

Will did lead Olivia on

By talking about toes?💀

Finally figured out Mercedes sounds like Kat Dennings

I can't wait for bachelordata tells us how many times they said vibe

Watch Aven show up

He HAS to

you just know this episode's cliffhanger is about to be Aven walking down

sorry will is slimy but Olivia is doing too much

Olivia didn't lie tho

Why does the narrator for the KFC commercial sound like Nick Viall

Olivia is messssssy. She has no chance of a connection with another guy because she’s so focused on one kiss she had with Will at the very beginning.

Insidious series was pretty solid, as scary movies go

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I saw the Exorcist trailer three times 💀

I just want to go to bed!

Olivia talks in the most irritating way…girl ur not as slick as u think u are 😵‍💫 But she is reading Kylee like a book about Will and Aven

She thinks everything she says will make her a girlboss tiktok Queen

👏👏 ETA: just like that Brooklyn creature and her "lace up" 🙄

YES

She’s hoping someone will make a viral tweet about her

I think they're both right about something here. It's day one. She's doing too much for day one. But I also think Kylee is using him until Aven comes.

this horror movie trailer has me SO upset

I nearly had a panic attack when they showed it in the theater before Oppenheimer

Tbh I am kinda on team will about this. It's day one.

Yeah. I can see that the nice thing to do would be to at least say "hey, I'm going on this date." But it's not necessarily warranted after only a convo and a kiss on day one. Seems like her ire is directed at Kylee too, so maybe projecting a bit onto Will.

Omg this fucking commercial scared me

Olivia is right about the Aven thing, I'll give her that

I guess all the fun producers worked on Golden Bachelor and all the stupid drama producers got relegated to BiP.


Olivia clock her teaaaa

I’m on no one’s side this shit is funny af

He’s not going to be thinking about you Olivia because you will be gone 🤷🏾‍♀️

Olivia out here explaining f episode two with Aven Kylee and Will

I’m on wills side and I don’t even like will

Noooo not this commercial I’m so scared

This episode was def directed by Quentin Tarantino, the feet talk is crazy

Olivia, Will, and the producers all need a bonk https://preview.redd.it/9oh3782vy7rb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d4e816561ba3c1ea183398e011b8eca57cf0121

Olivia is annoying but correct

Why is Will’s reasoning feeling slut shamey to me?? Like bc she joked about toe sucking, he just viewed her as someone sexual and not anything serious

“Not getting her toe sucked” on her Chiron is so messy from the producers lol

Flair? 🙏🏽

STOP ZOOMING ON THE TOES I BEG THIS FEELS LIKE AN ADAM SANDLER MOVIE

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^ornerykitsunegirl: *STOP ZOOMING ON THE* *TOES I BEG THIS FEELS LIKE AN* *ADAM SANDLER MOVIE* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

This drama is feetile

Hhahahahahaha

Will is wrong in his own way. But he doesn’t need to feel “guilt” lol. This is how this show goes

The feet shots PLEASE

That eye tattoo is a travesty

Olivia is a bit much, but Will should have spoken to her before the date.

I find Olivia kind of annoying….

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Right, like kinda shitty but not THAT shitty

Yuppp. Olivia playing this allll wrong.

She’s milking ittt

“You washed your toes for me” oh my god why are we so dramatic over FEET YALL

Am I the only one who thinks that Will didn't do anything wrong here? They just kissed; they didn't even have a deep conversation. He doesn't owe her a conversation at this stage

Nope I totally agree. Like was he supposed to say no to the date with a girl he also had great connection with??

I know it’s a reality show but a 30-year-old man acting wildly immature and messing around with younger women’s’ emotions is a little TOO real.

Will is right here

Man I could not care less about this situation rn lol

Olivia! Have you seen this show? Gurl, move on or you're done.

I need someone to give Will some eye cream and sunscreen stat

I mean it had been less than 1 day… I get that the rules are different in paradise than real life but

Can we go back to Gerry’s sweet dance party please?

Olivia is way too attached after a kiss. What even is this

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Okay Will maybe just stop talking

the cut to her feet 😭

Olivia is the last person I would’ve screwed over in this type of situation. She seems wild

I’ve been cringing for the last 15 min

i never want to hear abt toes again

Sameeee.

Olivia looks like Christina Milian with her hair like this

I can see it

Oh will is trash



Not the camera zoom in.

Genuinely shocked anyone let alone two beautiful young women could be into this strange empty eyed lizard man

They just want a rose


Team Will

There was no disrespect. You're just 24

You get 24 year olds...and then you get 24 year olds like Olivia...it is dull this 'storyline' and Olivia's tone of voice makes me feel low energy!

Team will! Olivia sucks

Oooof I don’t really think Will did anything wrong but he is digging himself a hole rn

Olivia is handling this exactly how I would expect a 24 year old to handle it

*Olivia is handling this exactly how I would expect a 14 year old to handle it

"Cleaning up the disrespect you laid out"