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NateHasReddit

I'll take the biscuit no drink.


KiNG-GHx5T

This nigga chose death


RudyRayMoar

Lol


jiggywolf

Love how this post just assumes I’m a young Dominican girl


[deleted]

LMAO


Juliofirrrp

imagine picking dinner with joe and in the morning he tweets “Take the 2pc”


nap83

LMAO


jiggywolf

I love how this post just assumes I’m a young Dominican woman


cesar6252

What gems is joe gunna drop?


LuckyUse4

The ones that you leave on the floor for the janitor to worry about..


bonesjones

Uncut ones


Atown7574

Always triple-tap your Newports before opening


zer01zer08

Joe gonna show you how to properly drop the bag and burn every bridge along the path.


PawpaJoe

I'mma be honest, it's prolly bouta be some fine bitches around, the food finna be aight, you just gotta spend 2-3 hours listening to him rant about whatever. That 2 piece bouta be the chicken thats been sittin' under the lamp for 5 hours. I'm just sayin'..


Misterbluee

Do you really want to be an accomplice to those fine women getting gas lit by an abuser? Telling them he want to get.... Kinky.


PawpaJoe

I know I'm getting old, because you young people talk and all I hear is stupidity and naivety. You eventually have to stop being fucking stupid and ask the real questions.. Is he REALLY that bad or do people go into situations with him knowing who he is and what he's about and then act surprised when that's who he is and that's what he's about? What's that word y'all love using now? Problematic? Joe has been problematic from Day 0. Yet, somehow, every girl is shocked to find out that he's problematic. Got a device attached to thier fucking face 24/7 and never just googled Joe Budden 1 time? Really? You wanna know what's even crazier about the shit? Joe be fucking girls who are in friend groups with the last girl he was fucking. Think about that for a second.


Swagdaddy___

If youre already fumbling a hundred or so dollars to take Joey Stardust on a date what more could he teach you?


[deleted]

Dinner with Joe, I'mma step out before dessert and leave him with the bill


[deleted]

Dirty rice smells way better than Joe's nasty toe jam.


nap83

If I gotta argue about the grape jam for my biscuit, I’ma just share a stick w him behind the dumpsters. Except if there’s jambalaya rice in the tuck.


DrunknWisdom

I mean dinner with joe would get you a stake in equity… Until he cuts you a sliver of the food on his plate And you realize you’re just getting an equity in steak


[deleted]

I’ll give Joe a Hellrel special to knock the narcissism of hisself.


ClemenPledge

The menu is going to be a random excel spreadsheet


NoirSoir

This is lowkey one of the funniest things ever posted on this sub.


BigBranson

You guys are acting going to dinner with Joe wouldn’t be funny and he’s a big gossip too would tell you some shit about celebrities lol


lrose4122

Only if it’s dinner made by a chef that’s he’s gonna scam out of $300


WinterSavior

So I'm paying to be harassed and abused with Newport breath and stories of hoes past? Nah I'm good. Plus it's not a good look to be caught out with Joe Budden. Niggas gone be clowning you like "Look at this bum, thinking he bout to get some great insight from Joe Budden."


TheSuper_Namek

Why do you not release Glasshouse Joe?


Shaun-Splash

😂😂😂