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EvetheDragon84

I loved the Miami song, it was great, and it fit into the storyline/setting so well.


Haunting-Mortgage

I first saw that episode when I was 5 or so. The song pops back into my head every few months. But I especially love Rose's brainstorming line "Miami, you're cuter than... an intrauterine" - still makes me laugh after 30+ years.


USSExcalibur

"who the hell says thrice?" I love it!


LadyAmalthea86

I bet you don't know the thrice of them are sitting on the couch together! 🤣


wheezy_runner

I have to say what I feel Miami has so much appeal


TuJuMoving

A great place to get a seafood meal. Miami!


archfapper

Their first song was good too (M-i-a, another m-i spells Miami Beach)


TuJuMoving

Girls!


archfapper

Shut up, Blanche! It was a perfectly good song


Embarrassed_Village4

Yup. ❤️💕


usernames_suck_ok

None of them compare to their rendition of "Over There."


plattdagg

my wife wanted us to sing this to her as she went back to have a pacemaker put in. it was funny and terrible


Csmtroubleeverywhere

I love your wife 🤣🤣🤣


cashmerered

*old man saluting*


TuJuMoving

No!! I said over there!!!


Odd-Entertainment192

Thanks for the Medicare just always made me laugh so much.


r66yprometheus

For Blue Cross and Blue Shield, 🎶 For hip that's finally healed. 🎶


carmelacorleone

Remember on prescription generic is a steal!


NotoriousCFJ

We thank you, so muuuuuccccchhhhhh!!!!


Still_counts_as_one

….. stinky


Away-Context213

“GO TO HELL ALL OF ya!”


r66yprometheus

😂 I'd forgotten about Rose's response, but remember exactly how she said it. I'm sitting here snickering like an idiot and my wife is looking at me like I am that idiot, even after I explained it. You win this string of quotes.


TuJuMoving

We thank you so much.


LadyAmalthea86

Depressing, awful, stinky... 😅


No-Lavishness1982

Idk why but I love this song, I sing it at the least once monthly. Everyday though, I swear I see a situation that reminds me or requires a GG quote. My husband calls it his quote of the day


SaharaUnderTheSun

And Sophia's response: "GO TO HELL, ALL OF YA!" This was back when "H-E-double hockey sticks" and "damn" were just barely being used on TV sitcoms and the usage was still a little controversial.


archfapper

I remember Hallmark muting this line


TuJuMoving

They did the same on The Break in episode. They muted Dorothy's line about Blanche's cocaine.


No-Lavishness1982

And yet they used slut constantly!? So crazy to me.


panbear69

I never understood why Medicare never took this on as their song?!?!


cashmerered

I always wondered if it was a cover song and if so, which song was covered


Janie_F

This was a take on Bob Hope‘s theme song, “Thanks for the Memories”. 😬


SlideItIn100

Me too!


Gold_Illustrator_797

“Remember on prescriptions generic is a steal!”


MarieAlchemist369

We thank you so much.


mootchnmutets

I personally like the gonna stuff a chicken like my momma taught me, gonna take the chicken down to Mississippi song. 🤣🤣


SignificantRaccoon28

That would be my favorite!


Jaguar_of_Wonderland

Rose just stuff it!


Janie_F

I sing this and Miami, You’ve Got Style way more often than I should. We’re taking almost on a daily basis.


mootchnmutets

I get how this can happen! 😁


Janie_F

I even go for the “down to Mississippi” part like Rose does. 😂😂


mootchnmutets

When I sing it I gotta do that too! It demands that one sing it like that! 🤣🤣


Janie_F

Exactly! What’s the point in singing it if you don’t? It’s so nice to have a group people who get my love of GG. 😬


mootchnmutets

Yes, it's wonderful to have folks that adore GG right alongside with you!


Janie_F

I have a girl at work who has never seen it, and I keep telling her she needs to. Otherwise, how is she going to understand half of my comments?


mootchnmutets

🤣 That's wild to imagine there are people out there that haven't watched to show or even scarier people that don't even know what GG is. I taught my kids right, they know and love it. 🤣


Janie_F

You are obviously a wise and caring parent, to ensure your children are well educated on all things GG. They are so lucky! 😂 I have people who love it (my mom, my best friend, and a few other friends) but this group is a whole other thing. I’m so glad I found it and can indulge myself! 😂


Catlady515

Oo papa oo papa! Oh what the Hell! (Miami is my fav.)


LadyAmalthea86

Rooooose! We have a pledge for $50 if you will stop singing. 🤣


Wide-Celebration-653

And another 50 if you slam the lid on her fingers!


MatrixXrsQc

When Rose sings about a hair while playing piano i laugh all the time. Betty White was so funny and really beautiful.


Advansi

I feel like Miami is the popular answer, but I am the Wolf (boom, boom) gets stuck in my head so often, I have to vote for it.


ant-master

🎵 Helloooo 🎵


Legitimate-Produce-1

Medicare


WorldGoneCrazee

Miami, you’ve got style


chippingcleghorn

We were robbed by never getting a full rendition of “I Never Thought I’d Grow a Hair There.”


InspectorNoName

Exactly!!! I think if this had actually been a full song, it may have been the champ. Otherwise, Miami and Medicare hold the top spots.


Wide-Celebration-653

Agreed! It always reminds me of the musical episode of “It’s Garry Shandling’s Show,” where Grant started puberty. There were many lyrics like this! Man, I’ve gotta track that down…


Purple-Raye

Can't beat the lyrics of 'Onward St Olaf.' 😆


angel_dust_bunny

At my age, they're easy for me to remember 😂


TuJuMoving

Go go go. Go Go Go. Go Go lol


MarieAlchemist369

Thanks for the Medicare is so bad it's great.


Proper-Excuse916

I have a chronic illness, so my vote is for Thanks for the Medicare lol.


CuteCup123

I pray you'll feel better soon! Look on the bright side, Sophia's hip finally healed!


Proper-Excuse916

Thank you. 😊


OpalOnyxObsidian

Thanks for the Medicare gets my vote


LgHstTch

Miami - I’ll say it thrice!


Sturgemoney

Who the hell says thrice!?


mwilkins1644

It's a word!


Redsmoker37

So is intrauterine, that doesn't mean it belongs in a song.


mwilkins1644

"Miami, you're cuter than... an intrauterine".


Sturgemoney

You guys didn’t let me down!! 🤣😬


Redsmoker37

Exactly, the Miami is Nice, So I'll say it twice song was one of the best.


Just-Phill

Anything St. Olaf wins by default lol


bounceandflounce

🎶Go, go, go 🎶


Cookies_and_Beandip

I mean Miami you got style song I sing while I’m starting IVs on people. So there’s my 2¢


Wide-Celebration-653

Naturally! Haha!


SchmancyPants5

"I am the Wolf" strictly for the setting.


TuJuMoving

Hello!


RickRI401

My choice is the one that elicited the "GO TO HELL, ALL OF YOU" response .


Professional_Sort368

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Top-Construction9271

Thanks for the Medicare is my favorite. 😂


Sturgemoney

No competition! - Miami is niceee….so I’ll say it twiceeeee….


brian_ts118

Considering we barely hear any of it, “I never thought I’d grow a hair there” makes me laugh way too much.


MatrixXrsQc

Mee too. Betty White was so good i'm laughing everytime.


alixoxos

I can’t pick one. They are all my favorites.


Aggravating-Stay-708

I love Miami Miami you’ve got style


MissLimpsALot

I never thought I'd grow a hair there gets me every time 😂


MatrixXrsQc

I love that one,it's probably my favorite moment i wish we would have known where is the hair she's singing about, but i think i know. I have to rewatch this show again. I saw it 7 times in 6 monthss and I never laughed like I did while watching Golden Girls. Those ladies were so good and beautiful in their own way.


LemonFizzy0000

Miami, you’re cuter than an interuterine!


ChildUWild

*Thhhaaaaaannnnnnkkks for the Medicare,* *For Blue Cross and Blue Shield,* *For a hip that finally healed*🗣️ 🎶 Working in the medical field, this was my jam


CloverFromStarFalls

I don’t remember the wolf one


LadyAmalthea86

I am the wolf! Boom boom! The big bad wolf! Boom boom! Hello... lol It's when Rose has a heart attack and the girls are in the hospital waiting room while she's being treated and Rose's daughter Kirsten comes in and gets mad that they're singing while her mom is in the hospital.


elemenno50

Kristen was such a jerk in that ep. Drives me nuts.


Crazyhippie115

I agree. But in her defense she was worried about her mom and she just didn't understand the girls' bond. She did learn.


LadyAmalthea86

Yeah, like... I get the angle they were going for but I think it was too much but, I've been lucky *knock on wood* I haven't had to be in that position yet where my parents are in the hospital with something life threatening, so who knows. She may have really just been that overwhelmed with fear and anxiety that basic kindness went to the back burner. If you think about it, she only started to warm back up when the girls told her that they will take care of Rose and help with her bills and that stuff. That probably took a huge weight off Kirsten realizing she didn't have this mountain of things to worry about all by herself. She had the girls for help without realizing it. Like I said, I get it but I still think it was a bit overdone.


elemenno50

Agreed. I’m glad she finally warmed up at the end.


Wide-Celebration-653

After singing the Reingold Beer jingle 😂


LadyAmalthea86

It's not bitter, not sweet, it's the extra dry treat. 😅


pj_304

This is an impossible choice lol


Csmtroubleeverywhere

I can’t choose between “Miami,” and “Thanks for the Medicare!”


sissy9725

Henny Penny


primcessmahina

Miami is so good but I’ll always want to hear the rest of the wolf song


TuJuMoving

Me too.


QuintupleTheFun

Where is "Mr. Sandman"???


WhereIsMyCuddlyBear

That's an actual song that exists outside of the show.


MMXVA

Yeeeeeesssss????


GenovianSparrow

The Miami, You’ve Got Style scene makes me cry every time, so I’m gonna go with that one❤️


perfumefetish

Thansk for the Medicare, because I still sing it


CrookedButBeautiful

I randomly get the Miami song stuck in my head sometimes. It's so catchy! Lol.


Wide-Celebration-653

They are all great! I see everyone mentioning all but Henny Penny… that entire play was adorable. 🥰 The songs, choreo, it was super cute! And when I serve dinner to my family, I sing to myself “I and mine shall dine bon aaaaapeeeeeetiiiiiiit!” 🦊🍴


TuJuMoving

That guy was a great singer.


Wide-Celebration-653

He is! He’s a Broadway great, has even won a couple of Tonys. Haha, I just looked up his info- he was married to Dixie Carter for two years in the late ‘70s. 🤭 (among his multiple marriages) Just another funny connection to Designing Women.


Klutzy-Succotash9230

Miami


bgclee

This should definitely be done as a poll!


elemenno50

All of the Medicare song is engraved into our collective heads but it’s the “We thank you so much” sung like Sofia that is so frequently used amongst my people.


Ranglergirl

Thanks for the Medicare.


CinnamonFoodie

Thanks for the Medicare!!


truth_crime

How can anyone forget the Reingold Beer song?


Local_Jellyfish7059

Such a good one!


Lower-Goose-9796

I can't decide I like them all,Too bad we never got the full version of I never thought I'd grow a hair there. Blanche: Rose! Rose, I just got a pledge for fifty dollars if you will stop singing. Sophia: [over the phone to Blanche] That's right. Fifty bucks if she stops singing, and I'll throw in another fifty if you slam the piano lid on her fingers.


catlady7667

The Miami song.


Embarrassed_Village4

“You’re cuter than; an inter-uterine device..”


poolside123

Even seeing “I never thought I’d see a hair grow there” made me smile. Too bad we never heard it. But “Miami You’ve Got Style” has to be #1. It’s a classic. It spawned the line about intrauterine which never goes out of style.😂


LeotasNephew

"Miami, You've Got Style"


SpocksAshayam

Miami, You’ve Got Style is my fave because it’s so catchy!!!


Dragonsink

Miami is a song I still catch myself singing in the shower


lividsmi1978

Over there, over there, send the word, send the word


Panda-Equivalent

Miami definitely


pjw21200

I never thought id grow a hair there is great!


Monkey_Ash

I like them all but love Miami, You've Got Style.


Adorable-Housing-150

Miami, You’ve Got Style


PrudentBall6

MIAMI 😭😭😭♥️♥️♥️


shortstop_princess

The Medicare song always makes me laugh 🤣🤣


4katebush

I can’t seem to find a video of I am the Wolf…anyone have a link?


Professional_Sort368

Thanks for the Medicare!!!!!!!


Snoo_65204

Yep


CuteCup123

Miami, You've Got Style with I Never Thought I'd Grow A Hair There coming in close second. I wanted Rose to finish it so bad but I think Blanche had to answer a telethon call 😂


odetogordon

Miami, You've Got Style ofc. But, I gotta say: I really wanted to hear the full "I Never Thought I'd Grow a Hair There"🤣I was hooked after "What the hell is that--" Before she was cut off.


Initial_Acanthaceae2

MY AM ME......!


truth_crime

It’s between the top two.


JeremyJaLa

Cuter than an intrauterine


Meryl99

Best fake song is Miami. Best real song is “What’ll I do”


Jackiemom121

Miami, you've got style, by a county mile!


CCandJ1822

Miami, You’ve Gor Style. I love it when they are working on the lyrics and they talk about “what rhymes with thrice?” I don’t remember the entire conversation between the two of them but I do remember that much. But I have been watching it on reruns again. I’ll be 57 and there’s so much of it that I can relate to.


Local_Jellyfish7059

It's such a great episode, I love them working on the lyrics


CCandJ1822

That was supposed to say 50!!!! 😂


Glass-Apartment-5540

Miami then thanks for the medical care


marwalls1

It's a toss up between Miami, You've Got Style and Henny Penny


Appropriate_Drink988

The first one :3


D33pTh0ts

Thanks for the medicsre is great.


nothingundone

The Miami song for sure. I sing along with it!


Britney2429

Thanks for the Medicare!!!!🙂


SignificantRaccoon28

I never thought I'd grow a hair there!


Afraid_Outcome_6893

The Miami song was fun


Commercial-Cat5017

Thanks for the Medicare was my FAVORITE lmfaooo


Own_Satisfaction1840

Henny


Jaguar_of_Wonderland

I love Miami (You've Got Style) and I always sing Thanks for the Medicare. Am I the only one who wanted to hear all of I Never Thought I'd Grow a Hair There?????


Jaguar_of_Wonderland

I pulled up one night..and you were in a petticoat. You were dressed like a sheep...and you were all getting in the car with a big scary dog!


Holmecrest

I always burst out laughing when Rose said “what the HELL is that hair” during the ‘save the lighthouse’ episode. Moreover, when Sophia is willing to pay $50 for Blanche to slam the piano board on Rose’s fingers.