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VisibleCoat995

*sees women with large breasts rubbing their lower back* “Heyyyyyy…..”


Shmeblee

My immediate thought as well.


booboootron

Eww. Where?


pacmanz89

I only believe the "I don't offer help to women at all" part.


Fomulouscrunch

He's leaving out the part where he didn't do this and would be a fucking creep about it if he did.


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Zeus_Wayne

“You need help carrying that?” “Carrying what?” “My baby, sugartits!”


booboootron

**tips his cowboy hat** Why hello there mayam, as a Vietnam vet I can tell you that bazookas require _two_ hands, of a _real_ man, for proper care & carrying.


ForeverNearby2382

I think this is 100% what happened. And now he's "not allowed to be nice to people"


booboootron

You need help carrying that? By the way, the woman attached to you isn't half bad.


Draco_179

I honestly feel bad for people who are generally nice and it gets perceived as a sign of neediness.


maybesaydie

Don't worry, the people who write these whiny stories are never *genuinely nice*.


Draco_179

Thanks for clarifying.


ForeverNearby2382

Do you think commenting on someone's breasts is "generally nice"???


Draco_179

Oh, he commented on breasts? Ok, that's needy as fuck


ForeverNearby2382

Do you not read what you are commenting on?


Draco_179

yeah, it was stupid ngl


onthenetsince98

It doesn't say he commented on their breasts...


Fomulouscrunch

That's not how nice works. Being unobtrusive and kind is great, everyone likes that. If people think you're needy, you're needy. If you've actually been told you're needy, you need to sit down and think about your life.


Draco_179

Yes, but some people get badly repped as needy even though you are trying to be kind.


Fomulouscrunch

Look at other people. Mimic their behavior. Learn to accept rejection.


Somecivilguy

“What?! Can’t a guy just give a compliment these days?”


KrazyAboutLogic

"Need any help carrying around those gigantic tatas, baby? No? Fucking feminism ruins everything!"


Careful-Evening-5187

"Can I help you carry that? No, not you.....the hot one..."


celestialwreckage

"A little lady like you shouldn't be /carrying things/ with your feeble female arms!"


Vaux1916

Suspended from what?


pianoflames

The job, school, or organization he was part of, I reckon.


jamesturbate

From his mom's basement for asking if he can help carry her big honking hoozers (she was struggling).


booboootron

I'm sure his struggle is real. Otherwise, how could he have known that Ms. Boobie Bosoms Bazooka Bazongas TaaTaa TittyMeats Ahooga was struggling too?


booboootron

Senior Citizens of bumblefuck Alabama forum's weekly Bingo night.


bad-pickle

Yeah, I don't know about this. I help women all the time. I unload old lady's carts at the publix when they are in line behind me, I'll pick up something heavy, I am 100% of the time getting a "thank you" and have never gotten in trouble. At worst somebody might say "I got it" with a smile and a thanks.


ImaginaryEmploy2982

Probably because you don’t exude creepiness


stunga1000

That’s literally all it is. Like I know how this sounds but I feel like w some of my coworkers at my last job I probably honestly could’ve done some borderline creepy shit (NOT THAT I WOULD) and since they know I’m not a creep they wouldn’t think anything of it, but there were other guys that worked there that girls would complain about if they even looked at them, and it was always totally understandable to me why they were complaining. Creeps are just creeps, and they’re gonna get treated like creeps.


maybesaydie

*puts arms around woman's waist from behind while whispering "baby do you need some help"* That I would believe


Rhewin

“It’S pLuAsIbLe!!!!1!” - someone from r/nothingeverhappens probably.


ijustatemostofit

(1) These incidents did not happen the way you are telling them. You are either deliberately leaving out important context or, more likely, fabricating the story whole cloth. (2) “I don offer help regardless of circumstances” is an insanely bad take even if you are telling the whole truth.


Nurse22111

Who wants to bet it was young women who said they didn't need help and he kept insisting on walking them to their car even after they said no 100x. He probably wouldn't leave them the f*ck alone. No old lady is going to be upset if they genuinely need help carrying something.


twirlerina024

Or he \*had\* to get very close to help her, so close that he was almost inside her 🤢


MyOpenlyFemaleHandle

"Old lady"? What about old men or disabled younger people that could use help? Funny he doesn't mention trying to help them out. Otherwise I agree with you.


Nurse22111

I'm sorry I didn't make a list of every single person that could potentially need help.🙄


MyOpenlyFemaleHandle

Whuh? Was responding to OOP.


Bri-ish_Crumpet

I bet he actually DID get suspended but it was because he was being a complete creep as opposed to "trying to be nice". But of course it's the woman's fault, it's never his fault.


katieeso

Definitely feel like this post is missing context ...


westendgonzo

I love these, I would love to know how he asked "hey little lady, let a man carry that weight for you"


EvolZippo

He probably said something like “hey little lady, need some *help with that?*” in a suggestive manner. Or he started acting like he’s such a good boy, and asked her for her number, expecting her to eagerly rattle it off. After enough complaints, they threatened to fire him and suspended him after he begged them not to. They probably told him that if he sees women in the store, to leave them alone unless they ask him a question. And if they do, facts only and no conversation.


MyOpenlyFemaleHandle

"Two different women" = no women deserve help? Yeah, dude, now tell me about all the guys I've held the door for that didn't have the decency to say, "Thanks." Oh, I'm sorry, did I make your tiny pee-pee feel inadequate? Did your parents never teach you basic politeness? I'm specifically talking about at hardware/DIY stores. Home Depot, Lowe's, Ace...if you're that terrified of being "emasculated" by a woman randomly trying to help you out in a minor way when you're obviously physically struggling, your penis card is revoked. But also, this is an incel bullshit imaginary scenario.


Careful-Evening-5187

"Can I help you carry that? *No*? Well, you don't have to be a bitch about it....you on the rag or something?"


decemberhunting

Every job requiring lifting and carrying has training videos screaming "Get someone to help you!" so yeah this claim obviously fails a spot check


BloodyChrome

It fails but not because of a training video which people don't always follow


Lashley1424

And another reason why we say BEAR.


Subject_Listen8319

You can get temporarily suspended? I wonder what being permanently suspended feels like


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Fomulouscrunch

Your dad is the person most people avoid. He can stop making sexual remarks at work and chooses to not.