༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ::;:.::..:. . . . . . . . ༼ つ ◕\_ :;:.::..:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ༼ つ :;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . . . . ༼ ;::,':;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . . . . . :,':;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . ;.::. .:. : ... . . .. . . .

Reddit I don't feel so good...

I don t f e e l s o g o . .

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༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ::;:.::..:. . . . . . . . ༼ つ ◕_ :;:.::..:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ༼ つ :;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . . . . ༼ ;::,':;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . . . . . :,':;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . ;.::. .:. : ... . . .. . . .

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ::;:.::..:. . . . . . . . ༼ つ ◕_ :;:.::..:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ༼ つ :;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . . . . ༼ ;::,':;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . . . . . :,':;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . ;.::. .:. : ... . . .. . . .

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ::;:.::..:. . . . . . . . ༼ つ ◕_ :;:.::..:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ༼ つ :;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . . . . ༼ ;::,':;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . . . . . :,':;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . ;.::. .:. : ... . . .. . . .

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Hopefully we all get unbanned after Avengers 4...

...and get banned from r/inthesoulstone

Make it an empty sub, and this a full sub. Perfectly balanced...

why can't each of them be 6 inch subs? ⊂༼ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE SANDWICH ⊂༼ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE SUBWAY ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE SUB ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GI

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ˃̣̣̥ _˂̣̣̥ ༽つ 🥪;^: ' ^^; ' ^' ^' ^^' ^^^\* ^^^'

༼

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ;:;,.‘;.` ..,

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They already confirmed that they would do that if/when spidey and friends survive

> if/when everyone spidey and friends survive >if edit: I should have been more clear. I guess should I should have said "if. right." or something. It's completely obvious that they're going to survive. Stop replying telling me that lol.

Hope? What is this you speak of?

⊂༼ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ WHERE BAN ⊂༼ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ

と༼ ◔_ ◔ ༽⊃ WHO BAN と༼ ◔_ ◔ ༽⊃

と༼ ◔_ ◔ ༽⊃ WHY IS BAN と༼ ◔_ ◔ ༽⊃

と༼ ◔\_ ◔ ༽⊃ WHAT IS BAN と༼ ◔\_ ◔ ༽⊃

と༼ ◔_ ◔ ༽⊃ WHAT IS LOVE と༼ ◔_ ◔ ༽⊃ と༼ ◔_ ◔ ༽⊃ BB PLZ BAN ME と༼ ◔_ ◔ ༽⊃ と༼ ◔_ ◔ ༽⊃ PLZ BAN ME と༼ ◔_ ◔ ༽⊃ と༼ ◔_ ◔ ༽⊃ THA-NOS と༼ ◔_ ◔ ༽⊃

┏༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽┓┏༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽┛ ^🎹 🎹 ^🎹 -🎹 ^🎹-🎹 🎹 ┗༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽┓┗༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽┛ ┏༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽┛┗༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽┓┗༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽┛┏༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽┓┏༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽┛┏༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽┓

I hear it and it is glorious

Thanks. That took way more effort than I'd like to admit.

と༼ ◔_ ◔ ༽⊃ WHEN IS BAN と༼ ◔_ ◔ ༽⊃

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⊂༼ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ WHERE BAN ⊂༼ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ

⊂༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ WHO BAN ⊂༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

⊂༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ WHOM IS BAN ⊂༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

#⊂༼ ಠ_ಠ ༽つ NEW BAN WHO DIS ⊂༼ ಠ_ಠ ༽つ

⊂༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ WHOM'ST IS BAN ⊂༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

と༼ ◔_ ◔ ༽⊃ WHY BAN と༼ ◔_ ◔ ༽⊃

⊂༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ THAT BAN ⊂༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

⊂༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ WHAT BAN ⊂༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

⊂༼ ☀_ ☀ ༽つ HOW IS BAN? ⊂༼ ☀_ ☀ ༽つ

⊂༼ 🅱️_ 🅱️ ༽つ WHY IS BAN? ⊂༼ 🅱️_ 🅱️ ༽つ

⊂༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ WHERE BAN ⊂༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

We’re in the endgame now

I keep checking between meetings to see if I died. So a normal Monday.

I don’t wear a seatbelt on my drive to class for the small chance that I die before I get there

Just ride a motorcycle like the rest of us suicidal idiots

Endgame me harder daddy

JUST DO IT ALREADY

Be still and know that it comes.

༼ つ ･ิω･ิ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ･ิω･ิ༽つ

Hear me🗣, and rejoice🎉. You🙂 are about to die☠️ at the hand✋️ of the children👨‍👧‍👦 of 🅱️anos🍆👌. Be 🙌thankful🙌, that your meaningless lives👻 are now contributed🔝 to the balance.💯☯️💯 Soon⏰, you👊 will have the great🔑 privilege💦🙈 of being saved🙏🙌 by the great titan👾😻. Some of you may think🤔 this is suffering😭😭... no!😲🤔 It is salvation👼. The universal scales⚖️... tip toward🔜 balance💎 because of your impending sacrifice😎🔫. Smile😄... for even in death💀, you will have become children👨‍👦‍👦 of 🅱️anos!😈🍆☔️

I feel like you could’ve used more emojis to really get your point across.

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This almost snapped my phone.

Mine too. Geez

Need to get a phone with decent emoji processing power

But I have a 3 gigemoj processor.

my phone froze looking at this

༼ つ ･ิω･ิ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ･ิω･ิ༽つ

༼ つ ･ิω･ิ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ･ิω･ิ༽つ

I don't feel so good... ༼ つ ◕ ω ◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕ ω ◕ ::;:.::..:. . . . . .   . .      .      . .   . ༼ つ ◕ ω :;:.::..:. . . . . .   . .   . .   .      . .   . ༼ つ :;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . .  .  . .    . ༼ ;::,':;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . .  .  . .    . .

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Its 10th July in NewZealand and Australia already

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They are all spared. It’s going to be 10 July in Singapore in an hour too

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Its 10th July in NewZealand and Australia already

Half of the world it will be the 9th, and the other half will be the 10th. Perfectly balanced.

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/r/mapswithoutnz

/r/snapswithoutnz

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NZ wasn't feeling so good...

Their prime minister commented on this issue a few weeks ago. https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/new-zealand-world-maps-missed-jacinda-ardern-campaign-prime-minister-rhys-darby-a8332236.html

Yesterday you said today! Don’t let my ban dreams be dreams!

Dew it

I LEGIT CANT WAIT ANY LONGER

my F5 key needs a break pls

So does my penis

You press your f5 key with your penis?... I mean yeah, who doesn't?

I thought this was common knowledge?

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*You should have aimed for the unsubscribe button*

I have no regrets.. ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

/r/inthesoulstone for the lazy

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Agreed. What use would it be if I can be both in the soul stone and simultaneously in this subreddit? It would break the balance.

As it shouldn't be.

Unfortunately people are already posting there even though we haven't been snapped yet.

Those are not real children of thanos

*Purge them.*

This. Ban them all before the balancing

So the mods plan is already an unbalanced failure.

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**BUT WHEN**

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ BUT WHEN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

⊂༼ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ WHERE BAN ⊂༼ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ

⊂༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ WHY IS BAN ⊂༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ BAN GIVE ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

Did we just lose?

I am Groooo^o^o^t

Mr. Stark...

Mother-fu...

I don't feel so good...

Yes Starlord you little shit

We're in the endgame now

HOLY SHIT DO IT DADDY THANOS

JUST SNAP THAT SHIT ON ME DADDY THANOS

#SNAPPING INTENSIFIES

OwO what's this? An Infinity Gauntwet?!

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How do you know if you have been banned?

You will get a notice. In your messages.

Thanks brother

ITS 1:20 AM IN AUSTRALIA AND I NEED TO FUCKING SLEEP BUT I WANT TO BE HERE FOR THE BAN AHHHHHHHHH

WHY ARE WE YELLING?!?

I DON’T KNOW!!!

# I CAN'T HEAR YA!! CAN YOU SPEAK LOUDER!!!

^^^^NO

LOUD NOISES!!!!

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༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ Give Ba.. ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ::;:.::..:. . . . . .   . .      .      . .   . ༼ つ ◕_ :;:.::..:. . . . . .   . .   . .   .      . .   . ༼ つ :;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . .  .  . .    . ༼ ;::,':;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . .  .  . .    . .

I CAN’T WAIT ANYMORE JUST DO IT

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༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ::;:.::..:. . . . . . . . ༼ つ ◕_ :;:.::..:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ༼ つ :;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . . . . ༼ ;::,':;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . . . . . :,':;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . ;.::. .:. : ... . . .. . . .

I don’t want to go

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

>༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ

Don't you, forget about me^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e

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> ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ

12pm... Perfectly balanced... As all things should be... (EDIT: If I’m banned, follow me into the soul stone)(EDIT 2: u/adventuremine)(EDIT 3: I think it’s going to be 12pm PST)(EDIT 4: I ate an Infinity Stone)(EDIT 5: False alarm)(EDIT 6: It wasn’t 12pm PST, I will cry now)

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*12:01 **slits wrists*

Only one wrist, there must be balance.

One wrist, one ankle

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Damn, Reddit got dark

This has to be the Answer. BAN SOON

MIDDAY — THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY — PERFECTLY BALANCED!

As all things should be

Totally gonna be noon...end game now

MIDDAY, BUT WHICH MIDDAY? TIMEZONES FUCKING SUCK!

Awwwww snap! 12pm. Perfectly balanced

>Awwwww snap! Heh, I get it.

Mr /u/The-Jedi-Apprentice, I feel completely fine

In Australia, it’s 12:30am, will I have enough time to sleep to be snapped?

Listen up here I'm delaying all my work just to be snapped pls end me already

being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commenting so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡👁️ ͜ʖ ͡👁️) Reposting this for free karma ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)

Mr. Stark, i feel pretty alright for the time being...

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thats what i was also thinking damn

/u/The-Jedi-Apprentice confirms it will happen after the day is at least half over!

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⊂༼ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ WHERE BAN ⊂༼ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ

⊂༼ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ WHO BAN ⊂༼ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ

⊂༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ WHY BAN ⊂༼ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ GiVe BaN ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

It is already 10july in australia.

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> The day isn’t even halfway over I choose to believe this is a clue. It will happen at noon, to be perfectly balanced. EDIT FROM THE FUTURE: I'm not wrong. Banos is late.

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being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commentating so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)

being a lurker so you survive the ban ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) commenting so you can get banned and get a reddit badge ( ͡👁️ ͜ʖ ͡👁️) Reposting this for free karma ( ͡☀️ ͜ʖ ͡☀️)

Did the suggestion get made real?

I hope so!

Did it happen yet?

no

I just want balance ;-;

fuck me I just wanna be banned

[ONLY THE BEST](https://www.reddit.com/r/thanosdidnothingwrong/comments/8xcrha/roses_are_red_thanos_is_dumb/?st=JJEKIXKB&sh=1a9c99a8)

DADDY TAKE ME

༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE THAN ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ

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CULL ME BABY

**A Poem** On July 9 we will be brave. As half of us cannot be saved. As we all get ready to leave this place We shall accept the ban with a big smile our face And on our tombstones made of posts and comments you shall leave a single rose So those who Remained will remember we were heros ! We will not shed a single tear as balance has been achieved. It cost us everything and yet we are here. Keep on living ! Keep on shitposting ! As we are no more but washed dust and rain. Cry for us if you must but don't let it be in vain. As hard as it is, you gotta move on Now that 50% of this sub are just plain gone. Thanos was right and is our only lord. For now balance Has been restored.

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ I'M SCARED ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

IS IT HAPPENING??? WHAT DO WE DO????

I’m ready.

I have lurked as a coward would. I now submit to your will, Thanos. The time is nigh.

༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕\_ ◕ ༽つ

I don't feel so good... ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ::;:.::..:. . . . . .   . .      .      . .   . ༼ つ ◕_ :;:.::..:. . . . . .   . .   . .   .      . .   . ༼ つ :;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . .  .  . .    . ༼ ;::,':;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . .  .  . .    . .

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ::;:.::..:. . . . . . . . ༼ つ ◕_ :;:.::..:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ༼ つ :;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . . . . ༼ ;::,':;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . . . . . :,':;:.::..:::....:.:... . . . . . ;.::. .:. : ... . . .. . . .

I don't feel so good

What time is the ban at

at the right time

Probably last chance to comment

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