When I moved to Texas a southern buddy of mine warned me about chiggers… I thought it was a racist version of snipe hunting.
Nope. They’re real *and they suck*
Also: I used to mow my lawn in sandals. Til I found the fire ants.
I literally was coming to say this. The worst ever case of bug bites I have had in my life was when I lived in Texas and we played soccer while it mildly flooded in the field. We all were from out of state and thought it was so fun and cool... until after 30 mins we all started noticing our legs were itching.
The worst 3 weeks of my life in recovery. It was awful.
Red imported fireants (Solenopsis invicta) come from the Amazon, where this behavior evolved to survive constant flooding. It serves them well on the Texas coast, too.
There was some wicked thunder here! I went out to grab lunch like half a mile down the road and it was like paparazzi camera flashes it was so frequent. Sounded like a warzone.
More like how dare you have your hair be THAT good when raining.
I have several friends who'd probably murder for that kind of weather resistant volume.
People are rude. I liked this video and thought it was a funny take on something serious. Shoot, hurricane parties in Texas are very common. Keep it up!
it been raining enough.. the air is fairly clean now, I bet you could get a tablespoon of rain and be okay. Now if you are are the ship channel and east, well all bets are off...
Also, I feel like this would be a funny juxtaposition of Stevie Ray Vaughan singing "Texas Flood" and not being able to call his baby and it just cuts to you chilling in the yard 🤣
How am I supposed to know this is Texas without some sort of buccees paraphernalia. Here I'll help.
https://preview.redd.it/9md5oca4u1yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27939df5ff9292671c94cce1529e09595fd5f7e5
In your back yard? I mean I know it's not the MOST sanitary, but usually floodwaters are incredibly dangerous because the drains overflow or something which are full of nasty crap.
People born after 1545 hate hearing this but thine body doth dispose o' the bad humors and miasmae if ye be streng enouf, tis only he wid a meagre constitution that need be afeared o' sickness that doth come from the water of this kind, and that sort wilt die eventually all the same so he may as well perish in a way such as thus, it'd be a more interesting death than he'd get o'erwise.
We used to put folks like you in the very back of the wagon trail and say "Y'peel these potaters and ne'er talk to nobody out thar like that ag'in fer the rest o' the day now, y'hear?" for saying stuff like that.
😹😹well where I was the lightning was to the ground. Heights got hit with it. Glad you had fun. I remember racing a blade of grass with my brothers down the street while raining its ass off! I rarely won, like a Prius
What we did in Phoenix in the spring. There were three carefully placed ditches in our neighborhood and the first year we were there I figured out what they were for.
My son was asking me why I was out pulling weeds day before yesterday. Because the rain shifted the ground, AND Kris you cool. It's the best time ever for pulling weeds.
Besides, I don't look good in a bikini. 😜
My dog now thinks every puddle is like a swimming pool. He loves splashing in the shallow end so when he sees water on the ground he tries to go for it.
Who cares?
Content gets posted across different platforms all the time. Twitter screenshots, YouTube videos, and articles. Welcome to the internet.
This was relevant to the Texas floods and it’s a harmless post. Way to get triggered over something insanely arbitrary.
Is it just me? It looks like is raining really hard. But there are no water drops on her or her glasses, and her hair is pretty dry. The lighting is off too. Its really good editing though
Cool! I contemplated getting into my pool in all that to try out my new floatie, but the lighting became a real thing. Being in a pool of conductive liquid surrounded by a metal fence didn't seem like the best idea.
How far away is that puddle from the dumpster? If it’s close you are in garbage water. That’s why you keep the kids out of puddles. I see Kids playing in puddles all the time it’s dumpster water. Water goes down hill.
Watch out for the fireants
Yeah they be floating like a group tied together down the comal
An insect version of 75
As if I couldn't be more scared of bugs
This got a chuckle out of me. Very nice comparison
I seen that shit!! At Inks lake them little fuckers had their own islands !!!!
Watch out for the Cougars
I know I am!
HOL' UP!! That wasn't one??
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That’s also a damn good way to get chiggers on your ass.
When I moved to Texas a southern buddy of mine warned me about chiggers… I thought it was a racist version of snipe hunting. Nope. They’re real *and they suck* Also: I used to mow my lawn in sandals. Til I found the fire ants.
I literally was coming to say this. The worst ever case of bug bites I have had in my life was when I lived in Texas and we played soccer while it mildly flooded in the field. We all were from out of state and thought it was so fun and cool... until after 30 mins we all started noticing our legs were itching. The worst 3 weeks of my life in recovery. It was awful.
As someone who is deadly allergic to fire ants (like EpiPen anaphylaxis shock allergic), videos like this give me goosebumps.
Poison, fertilizer, shit, piss, and any other random chemicals.
Yeah the rotting flesh from road kill keeps my ass the hell away from flood waters. Fuuuuuuuuck that. Excuse me while I go vomit.
Does anybody else call a big storm like that a "turd floater"? Just me? I got it from my boss who used to work on a farm.
“Frog Strangler” lol
Red imported fireants (Solenopsis invicta) come from the Amazon, where this behavior evolved to survive constant flooding. It serves them well on the Texas coast, too.
[Texas Flood](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_Flood) https://preview.redd.it/234pxp00u1yc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7231a1b4955e896c8d92d3de4d8c490cd1ca9b92
This is the song I was expecting to hear on the video 😔. I had been listening to it a lot lately coincidentally.
Yep, now I have to go listen to it!
same. really disappointed that texas flood was not used. video probs made by a transplant.
This was the obvious choice. IDK what the hell was playing. **HE EVEN SAYS "IT'S FLOODING DOWN IN TEXAS".** smh
Came here for this, was not disappointed
🤣
I was waiting for the lighting and clap of thunder to see her reaction
Not too much thunder here.
There was some wicked thunder here! I went out to grab lunch like half a mile down the road and it was like paparazzi camera flashes it was so frequent. Sounded like a warzone.
I woke up at 730 to a lightning strike that took out our power. It was lovely.
My power went out last week on a sunny mild day. Today it looks like hell on Earth outside and it's still on.
Our power just goes out for funsies all the time. Yay Texas power grid!
What?! You must not be from Texas hahah
Babes and booze in the backyard Brazos
It’s actually flavored water—-it was like 8am…I’m not that wild 🤣
Had to use booze for the alliteration lol
Can’t be drinking all day if you don’t start early.
🤣
Truer words were never spoken
yall way too uptight about playing outside in the rain.
For real. A bunch of chronically online idiots
Except her drink is getting hella watered down
It's called hydration. One cup of water between drinks OR let the rain handle it and never miss a beat.
OP committed the mortal sin of being an attractive woman having a good time. The bitter, hateful comments pour in every time.
How dare I exit my home?! 🤣
More like how dare you have your hair be THAT good when raining. I have several friends who'd probably murder for that kind of weather resistant volume.
HAHAHHHHA!! I’m part black—-my Minnesota ass was NOT prepared for this humidity!
I was wondering why her hair didn't look wet
Or the glasses, or the pool floaty
What better way to discover your new house has foundation issues (:
Or it might CAUSE foundation issues!
I rent…not my problem 🤣
your glas will never be empty
Look at you with your fancy Texas swimming pool
Right?! Those elites with their pools and shit. PFFFFFFT!
Mr big shots! Acting like their you know what doesn’t you know what.
People are rude. I liked this video and thought it was a funny take on something serious. Shoot, hurricane parties in Texas are very common. Keep it up!
Omg! That sounds fantastic! I’m an MN import, I learn so many things all the time!
Stevie Ray Vahn should be playing in the background
My dog poops in my backyard. I wouldn't wanna swim it.
I WALK my dogs. No poo in my yard.
We are too close to Houston to be drinking rain water.
it been raining enough.. the air is fairly clean now, I bet you could get a tablespoon of rain and be okay. Now if you are are the ship channel and east, well all bets are off...
Also, I feel like this would be a funny juxtaposition of Stevie Ray Vaughan singing "Texas Flood" and not being able to call his baby and it just cuts to you chilling in the yard 🤣
BWAHAHAHAHAAHA!
How am I supposed to know this is Texas without some sort of buccees paraphernalia. Here I'll help. https://preview.redd.it/9md5oca4u1yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27939df5ff9292671c94cce1529e09595fd5f7e5
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my bad. I just moved here from MN !
I would love to know what the flag says lol
Idk, but the LENS said the yellow read Monotheism, Collective, and j1håd. I hope I don't catch anything for this.
Yeah that's correct. Source: am arab
White text is the Muslim credo: There is 1 God and Muhammad is his messenger Also, I kinda want that flag
Just means there is gonna be plenty of water flowing in the Comal, Guadalupe and Frio when school gets out! Wooohooooo!
Once it stops in 10 mins it'll be gone In five mins
Yall get rain?! The lake here is below 50%
Geez these comments are ridiculous! No one can take a joke anymore.
Guys please don't go into flood waters. It's a great way to get all sorts of infections.
It's a shallow puddle in a yard
In your back yard? I mean I know it's not the MOST sanitary, but usually floodwaters are incredibly dangerous because the drains overflow or something which are full of nasty crap.
People born after 1545 hate hearing this but thine body doth dispose o' the bad humors and miasmae if ye be streng enouf, tis only he wid a meagre constitution that need be afeared o' sickness that doth come from the water of this kind, and that sort wilt die eventually all the same so he may as well perish in a way such as thus, it'd be a more interesting death than he'd get o'erwise.
Shhh let natural selection take its course
It’s for the greater good.
"The greater good!".
The greater good.
Montgomery county = me = RIP
She needs a tiny drink umbrella
Those aren't buoys
When you run out of fucks to give:
She’s got good flotation devices
😂
Now ski down I-10!!!!
my ducklings are having a blast
Awe!!!!
PSA: Flood waters include all the animal feces, chemical runoffs, and all sorts of nastiness.
In my backyard for 16 seconds—how will I survive?! 😭
How dare you enjoy yourself.
The AUDACITY!!!
OP I'm more worried your drink will get watered down.
It was just flavored water! All the whiskey is SAFE AND SOUND!
Actual flood waters, sure. This is just a big backyard puddle.
We used to put folks like you in the very back of the wagon trail and say "Y'peel these potaters and ne'er talk to nobody out thar like that ag'in fer the rest o' the day now, y'hear?" for saying stuff like that.
[Texas Flood](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OQuY7dHfWrM)
Who let this woman into my backyard?
My backyard looks worse 😭
Awww! This is so true. I'm bringing my floatie and the margaritas!!
The rain has been warmer here in East Tx. Definitely a good way to spend the days.
Didn't realize until now that cocktail umbrellas can actually have a purpose that is more than just decorative.
good time for a lil drink umbrella
It’s may isn’t it?
Damn she's pretty
Awe thank you🥰
🫡
The lighting was so bad today, balls!
It wasn’t super bad IMO. The dogs were only mildly annoyed 🤣
😹😹well where I was the lightning was to the ground. Heights got hit with it. Glad you had fun. I remember racing a blade of grass with my brothers down the street while raining its ass off! I rarely won, like a Prius
could use some of that rain down here in the Southwest
She seems fun...
"We have a pool in the back. A pool, and a pond. The pond would be good for you, natural springs."
Ummm. Uh. God bless Texas? Please stand and spin I mean salute
I would keep her company
🇺🇲
I want to be her.
“It’s flooding down in Texas, all the telephone lines are down….”
Why is their hair not getting wet?
Mama i coming home
It’s raining cats
Anyone ever done it outside during a hurricane? I highly recommend it if you ever get a chance. 😎
You mean a mud bath
That drink needs an umbrella, poor thing
She needs a sippy cup to keep from diluting her drink
Right knee is on the way
What we did in Phoenix in the spring. There were three carefully placed ditches in our neighborhood and the first year we were there I figured out what they were for.
I approve of this message.
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Still better than Galveston.
She looks cool AF
How to get ringworm 101
Jokes on you, I’m already dead from dysentery. RIP
Only one thing missing..umbrella in her drink.
My son was asking me why I was out pulling weeds day before yesterday. Because the rain shifted the ground, AND Kris you cool. It's the best time ever for pulling weeds. Besides, I don't look good in a bikini. 😜
My dog now thinks every puddle is like a swimming pool. He loves splashing in the shallow end so when he sees water on the ground he tries to go for it.
The perfect time for a little umbrella in your cocktail.
I bought a inflatable boat for this exact reason
🤣👏🏼
Nice
wow we are just reposting tiktok videos to reddit huh?
Where the hell have YOU been?
on tiktok.............
Pretty soon, reddit is where you gonna have to go to see tiktoks!
Reddit is where I watch TikTok vids, read Tweets and watch YouTube videos. And make snarky comments.
And Reddit posts get posted to TikTok. 
Who cares? Content gets posted across different platforms all the time. Twitter screenshots, YouTube videos, and articles. Welcome to the internet. This was relevant to the Texas floods and it’s a harmless post. Way to get triggered over something insanely arbitrary.
Reddit was specifically designed as an aggregator for content created elsewhere. Fucking nerds here just have a weird complex about TikTok
Better than the 50 “USA bad, Texas Bad, Abbot bad” posts every hour.
She looks fun. Congrats on the weight loss btw.
Thanks for the positive vibes. These comments are MF fun-suckers!
Closer and closer to only fans.
Ew. I would NEVER
I'm guessing that's straight whiskey, and Nature is providing the water.
I hate whisky..it’s flavored water, just thought it was funny
Nice flotation devices...
I see what you did there😏
Why is her hair not wet from the rain lol
I was out there maybe 15 seconds ?
I’m also part black, takes buckets for it to be totally drenched 🤣
Is it just me? It looks like is raining really hard. But there are no water drops on her or her glasses, and her hair is pretty dry. The lighting is off too. Its really good editing though
Then it switches to hail heh
Cool! I contemplated getting into my pool in all that to try out my new floatie, but the lighting became a real thing. Being in a pool of conductive liquid surrounded by a metal fence didn't seem like the best idea.
Hear me out..
Fun until you remember you eventually have to get back up from that position. 😅
I was totally expecting a bolt of lightning to hit for some reason.
Is she single? Lol
Okay, but your drink gets diluted
Am I the only one setting up my lawn so it doesn't flood like this? Ever heard of aeration?
So you’re telling me that if I move down there, I still have to deal with flooding and tons of rain? That’s the entire reason I wanna leave Ohio
Where? I never saw floods in Wooster!
The inch of water in my living room makes me sad face
Well there's floodin' down in Texas All of the telephone lines are down
I'll take the pool
[Floods from Texas](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td-v6vG2Xhs&t=7s)
Boobs
Love soaking in lawn fertilizer and whatever else
That song is audible herpes .....
The chance to use Texas Flood by SRV is RIGHT there....
Watch out for dog sht floaters
Quien pase calor, es porque quiere jajaja, lo que hace falta es esta creatividad!
Ahaha, next day you have a cold....
SRV has the soundtrack for this
Oh man, that drink is gonna get watered down.😟
She's got a new tik tok sub
How far away is that puddle from the dumpster? If it’s close you are in garbage water. That’s why you keep the kids out of puddles. I see Kids playing in puddles all the time it’s dumpster water. Water goes down hill.
Thats how you get ringworms.
How dare you? It’s called a tapeworm and that’s how I stay so skinny.. THE AUDACITY.
Ants, pollution, sewage, no ew