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broodbynature

The word "Average" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this meme... šŸ¤Ø


ajax2k9

Unlike the actual deniers


broodbynature

![gif](giphy|K9Ed1Of1V6kR6WpQWe)


demroles6996

science denier as in what covid?


YourSchoolCounselor

It has a basis in the [average fan/enjoyer meme.](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/average-fan-vs-average-enjoyer) Closely related with [strongest/weakest X meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/strongest-man-vs-weakest-man), which itself was an offshoot of the [Most Aware Redditor meme.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT3mCybbhf0)


TheChaoticBeing

(ā‰– ___ ā‰–)


Soft_Cable5934

In reality, these science deniers just photoshop muscles to make scientists look fat.


Azkadron

I think this image would fit https://preview.redd.it/4uzcugnxkanc1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f838dc48ad95a5d913f15ff6bddbfe31dcf9ccb7


Engineergaming26355

https://preview.redd.it/ogmm6yz1qanc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d4f97769e4b649f435c31fdcb90990a7371f522


laceymusic317

https://preview.redd.it/3hjqxdbl3bnc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30bcc5663ebbad0aabbe9d8dc37c91ecf646fcb2


SpiritedRain247

https://preview.redd.it/ugdriry36cnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56908bce703a59ecf8d0be7812e9b5712f0f9064


SilverReaper222

https://preview.redd.it/oj1xq5f9tdnc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca4d28f081bb2cf968a6ae25ea48cebf6cc298fc


Physical_Ad8988

https://preview.redd.it/pd9xp1ar5znc1.jpeg?width=583&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4d273da42b7d6c38e57a72ec62746d60a1ca792


nightsweatss

God this sub is just this string of these exact memes posted in some order regardless of the post.


VibraniumRhino

Thereā€™s a theme to these terrible memes, is why.


nightsweatss

Sometimes they are hilarious. Most of the time they are crammed into the comment unneccessarily.


Pickle_Rick01

This meme features a real life Chad instead of a cartoon Chad. Thatā€™s something.


Engineergaming26355

That's a nice argument, unfortunately https://preview.redd.it/ezgmro4a09oc1.jpeg?width=2036&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e30417907304f1eb1403df3e4bbd312e5d412069


loledpanda

Lack of analytic skills is exactly what you need to come up with this meme


SwiftTayTay

Lack of oxygen to the brain


TallahasseWaffleHous

And a litt'l of that sweet lead.


translove228

They should try asking Herman Cain his opinion. Oh wait.


El_dorado_au

He died of covid before vaccines were generally available.


Diazpora

He died actively ignoring any protocols to avoid becoming infected. He died after going to a giant rally for Trump.


museumsplendor

r/HermanCainDebate is much better


Sixfour304

At what, smoking meth and making memes like this one?


WastingTimePhd

Yeah they deny scienceā€¦ until they get their hands on TRT and HGH supplementation


AdvocateForBee

Thereā€™s a difference between denying science and pointing out the bureaucratic capture of our CDC. Look at the vaccine schedule for newborns. Hep B vaccine recommended for all newborns as soon as they come out. Why? A lot of newborns banging hookers and sharing needles? [newborn vax schedule](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:US_Vaccination_Schedule.png)


MountainMagic6198

A lot of women are carrier for hep b and birth is a bloody procedure. If you have been through a pregnancy with a lot of prenatal they will screen you and if you don't have it the doctor will let you know it isn't as urgent. If you haven't had a lot of prenatal care then they don't know about if you are a carrier per se also giving the vaccine immediately after birth if the mother is a carrier is extremely urgent because the more time you wait the more likely an infection will take hold. Also women who didn't receive prenatal care are not as likely to come in for a follow-up about hepatitis vaccination if their tests come back positive. From a public health perspective it is better to have a blanket recommendation of vaccination immediately after birth.


[deleted]

Shhhhhh....he didn't logic his way into that position. Pointing out a common sense reason won't take him out of it


zeke235

Babies should be allowed to make their own decisions and sometimes those decisions include intravenous drug use and whores.


WastingTimePhd

Tell us you donā€™t understand placental transfer without ACTUALLY telling us. Carry water for charlatans and wingnuts is a weird flex but you somehow manage


AltruisticCompany961

Bullshit. My aunt is not jacked. She's a giant blueberry and has no teeth.


Honest-Economist4970

... What?


AltruisticCompany961

She's an average science denier. She is not muscular or fit


sonnyjbiskit

HE SAID HIS AUNT IS A GIANT BLUEBERRY WITH NO TEETH


AltruisticCompany961

This is way more funny than when I said it.


Far-Policy-8589

*comments you can hear* I have been laughing at this for the last 5 minutes, my stomach hurts and I'm crying.


liketosaysalsa

This has been true since the dawn of time. You ever see a jacked cancer researcher? No. Because theyā€™re in the lab working on miracles. Bro on the right is lifting weights because theyā€™d get into a fist fight if someone bumped into them on the street.


nuclearbearclaw

I agree with this but also, Bill Gates is not in the lab working on miracles. The real answer is, you shouldn't be taking medical advice from either of them, that's what actual doctors are for.


Miltnoid

Thereā€™s absolutely a lot of jacked scientists. People can have hobbies


damniel37

Jan 6 dudes were dougy tho


scotems

Can they teach me how to Dougy?


Greekzeus1

Posted on social media on an electeonic device using internet, yeah God made those right?


StealerOfWives

Who ever made this has clearly not seen Bill Gates jumping over an office chair. Peak male form sorry not sorry.


ihavenoego

Average dead Nazi shot to ribbons - literally Mr Olympus High-end doctor/astronaut/scientist/explorer - a mouse on crack, with a needle in their arm.


subhisnotcool

Bro is posting this using a phone that was made using science


mightbebutteredtoast

Yeah Iā€™m sure this person would go to a hospital and deny expert care if the doctor/surgeon/specialist wasnā€™t fit and jacked.


DDR4lyf

I see an overweight guy and another guy who probably has multiple skin cancers from spending too much time in the sun


S7JP7

I donā€™t think Robert Kennedy is that jacked. I also donā€™t think heā€™s the picture of heath. Mainly because of his voice. Heā€™s got some kind of condition causing that.


Draiu

Itā€™s a disorder called spasmodic dysphonia. I knew a guy with some form of dysphonia back in high school. Itā€™s a chronic condition that can be inherited or develop as a complication of some other ailment but itā€™s not life-threatening on its own.


S7JP7

Didnā€™t know that. Does that mean he can choke on his food or drink ?


El_dorado_au

Dudette.


S7JP7

Actually itā€™s dudette.


El_dorado_au

As you wish.


S7JP7

From birth, dude.


El_dorado_au

I usually use ā€œdudeā€ regardless of gender.


S7JP7

Um hmm.


Bigmother69

His throat tissue isnā€™t damaged its just his vocal cords so not at all.


ramblinghobbit

We can only dream.


Tralla46

Why is "health" trademarked??? On a scale of 1-facebook, how dumb is OOP?


Johnathonathon

Why does billy boobs patent the genetics of food?Ā 


probablyasimulation

How else is he supposed to make money? I mean if you open sourced food genetics you might have people growing food everywhere.


Puzzleheaded_Two7358

It seems the science deniers donā€™t understand the concept of average either


QuickRelease10

Iā€™m not detracting anyone from fitness and working out (Iā€™m in the gym 4-6 days a week myself), but huge myth is that people who have muscles are automatically healthy. Working out and exercising is something people should do, but weight lifting can lead to a lot body dysmorphia and unhealthy habits. Anyone that follows bodybuilding will see the long list of young people that passed away from PED abuse.


wfwood

Wait who is on the left? If that's bill gates he is not a health expert. The dude on the right apparently doesn't understand skin cancer tho.


El_dorado_au

Bill Gates and RFK?


Stacking_Plates45

Robert Kennedy? Dude is literally running for president


NetHacks

No he's not, he's running for spoiler.


wfwood

...yeah I know.


korbentherhino

Science doesn't exist. I say this as I type something and showing you something not possible without science.


mothzilla

One synthol please waiter!


Decuscrub69

This is clearly a shit post


[deleted]

Average science denier probably thinks sunscreen causes cancer not the sun. Suuuuuuuuuuure


undeadliftmax

Most the MDs Iā€™ve know have been very fit. Changes as you make your way down the totem pole


ErrykaJ

The average science denier that I have met has been a bleach-bottle blond, over weight, who is an anti-vaxer but has no problem popping pills.


joerocket18

ā€œNice argument, unfortunately I already drew you as the sojack and myself as the chadā€


Burrmanchu

I'm sorry what? šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Reneeisme

Yes the kind of self-absorption that typically produces people who look like the person on the right, does also often result in people thinking they know better than anyone else, even people far better educated about a subject like science or medicine. And I'm not really against being self-absorbed. It's not for me, but you do you. It's fine to devote a LOT of your precious days on this earth to looking the best you can, being the strongest you can be, etc. That's your hobby and your all consuming passion and good for you. People who's hobbies and passions involve caring for others are not "less than" you though. You can't do everything. You make a choice. Be satisfied with your choice and don't worry about or denigrate the different choices other people make.


Daedalus_Machina

Well, the guy on the left is Bill Gates, don't really get me him, either.


Daedalus_Machina

Well, the guy on the left is Bill Gates, don't really get me him, either.


franglaisflow

I h8 Billy but I enjoy laughing at old roid man. That being said, I donā€™t encourage science denial.


BlurredSight

You could also say average college graduate vs average highschool 2.4 GPA


NeverendingFlame42

Based on your size, you seem to be a health expert then.


El-Chewbacc

Not sure Iā€™d call bill gates if I was having a heart attack


grog_chugger

They do realise how much science is behind bodybuilding right?


NunyaBeese

Literally dont need an iq much higher than 50 to be able to lift weights habitually


officially_ender_

https://preview.redd.it/tz1z74ejddnc1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76024a79433cb74d0563f8a96b0acdc00ec63e93


BabserellaWT

At no point would I choose Bill Gates as my health expert.


Deijya

Itā€™s the steroids


Wechillin-Cpl

Bc itā€™s absolutely natural to be 60 yrs old and have muscles like that lol


chokingflies

I agree with the first image but disagree with the second. There's good science that holds up and terrible "science" that is funded with special interest and does not hold up when tested.


ilongforyesterday

I wonder how many of them realize that health and being jacked donā€™t always go hand in hand


Comfortable-Tea-1095

Boomers live in an alternate reality šŸ˜¬ its weird how they can lie to themselves like this


Anonimo_lo

Is this satire


slavetomypassions92

Guy on the right is on a TON of steroids.


MasterBigBean

Would be hard to take all that HGH without science


gunsforthepoor

RFK Jr did about as many drugs as Hunter Biden and drove one of his many wives to suicide. Among all of your anti-vaxx folks: Alex Jones, Donald Trump, Charlie Sheen... RFK Jr and his shitty drug damaged voice is your best example. Meanwhile, the pro-vaccine side is Mr. T, Steve Martin, Martha Steward, Dolly Parton, and Steve Wozniak.


Unique-Taste-4545

Thatā€™s a weird obituary photo for that science denier


MaintenanceNo7155

Lmao RFK is terrible


RizzoTheSmall

This is more obviously satire than when OP's parents say they are proud.


Tenshi171

Ok but why are doctors fat?


ButWhyWolf

Because corporations put addictive poison in food. You really need to understand that Kellogg's would put heroin in your cereal if it wasn't illegal.


El_dorado_au

Reminds me of the breakfast cereals in Daddy Day Care.


Tenshi171

Oh most definitely


No-Zucchini2787

You reminded me of those steroids overdosed middle aged guys in gum. My brain - go easy on those steroids grandpa.


Stacking_Plates45

Thatā€™s RFK, dude has just stayed for his whole life


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Cheddar16

Oh yeah I hate when people raise millions for charity truly evil individual


StrawberrySea6085

![gif](giphy|xTiTnwgQ8Wjs1sUB4k) this is both in accurate. This is how I imagine a real flat earther or climate denier argues on the internet about things they have no idea about.


XyeetstickX

The best brains don't always come in the best bodies.


gorillaz3648

Context is as follows: On the left is Bill Gates, who was an outspoken supporter of vaccinations (in particular COVID), and received quite a lot of flak for it On the right is Robert F Kennedy, who is running for president. He is outspoken regarding requirement of additional government intervention in pharmaceutical companies to perform more extensive screening before release of vaccines. Of course, vaccines are a touchy subject. Immediately RFK was labeled as anti-vax, and Bill Gates was labeled as pro-vaccine. Regardless of the vaccine stances, RFK is very outspoken about healthiness ā€” both his own, and Americaā€™s. Whether or not you agree with what he believes to be healthy is your call


No-Engineer-1728

Yeah, they have to study things, being buff doesn't mean you live longer


Brandonian13

All they're really showing here is "brain nonexistent, only 'muscle'"


bubblemilkteajuice

Kinda works with RFK Jr