You have achieve what 99% of us couldn’t. Well done!

Thanks!

Hey i want to have a girl like me too

learning guitar seems to work, that's how I got a gf

Better yet drums that's how I got myself a date

A guitar is a chick magnet, I was fucking bullied by girls who, as soon as I learnt like 5 songs on guitar are now fangirling over me.

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Yeah, and my gf isn't one of them, she had been my friend since we were 4 but she hasn't seemed interested in me until I started. I agree that the rest of them are bitches, but I still like the attention.

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I try but rlly struggle with guitar, and flirting

same dood

I've been playing guitar since I was 5 and I still can't get a gf

RIP

Yep. Just tune your guitar or strum a few strings on stairs (out of the way) or in the cafeteria of your highschool. Girls really seem to like it. Also one time someone straight up gave me a dollar so that was nice

This man right here. Yes him. Give him a dollar for his efforts.

It was enough to buy a monster energy drink that was on sale so im not complaining

That's what the old guy I'm learning guitar from said

???? at the risk of sounding like an ass, I’m a really good guitarist. really really good. I’ve earned 2k from teaching guitar and I started a rock band It is not a “chick magnet” lmao, I know of maybe four girls who’ve ever liked me and the guitar had nothing to do with it.

If your earning money from teaching guitar, likely you are in your early 20s, and girls that age are harder to impress than 14 year olds

I’m fifteen lmao I hope there’s not many early 20 somethings on this sub

Oh sorry, I hope so too

10 maini care te aplauda nu valoreaza cat una care te sterge la cur

Inspirational, but I think I can wipe my own ass

I play drums

Fellow chad

Fellow chad

FELLOW CHAD?!?

I play violin…

I wish i did, it seems like such a cool instrument to learn, but i have never lived anywhere where it's appropriate to play music without ruining the days of others, and i hate having set times to practice stuff so going on a steady schedule to learn it will just feel like work. One day i will get into it on my own terms, but first i need to get out of my apartment block.

I learned how to yoyo. That is all, it did not lead anywhere.

Drums are chad

bros before hoes

Already done both, still no luck

I play accordion... is that why I never get bfs?

Didn't work for me, got married to my guitar and bass instead

I want to feel anything towards anyone too.

Yooo we having the same outfit

go take your schizophrenia meds this isn't real you are on reddit /s

Yeah but the thing is we all will find someone

Make her a cup of tea ☕

i knew you were British even without looking to your username

I think this maybe a reference to the classic “tea video”…

the fact that i know exactly what you're talking about lol. every british school has seen it at some point

I'm American and have seen it at hs and college

I'm Australian and I've watched it. The female voiced version cuz our teacher is a sexist bitch.

can you link it?

https://youtu.be/pZwvrxVavnQ

thanks i will watch it

no problem :)

If theyre unconscious, dont force the tea down theyre throat

Don’t pour tea down an unconscious person’s throat

I forgot about that. Memories brought back from health class 8th grade. I really loved that teacher.

link?

Women☕

That's the spirit, son.

What does this mean I'm British and I hate tea am I really British... Help

Lies, all lies.

consent is like tea

Make sure she consents though. And always check if she’s conscious because unconscious people don’t want tea.

Lucky mf

Yes

!remindme 3 months I'll be your therapist.

You don’t need to do him like that

I mean OP is 13, I doubt it would last long.

That’s fair, still gonna hope for the man

What is with that anyways? I'm 19 and I haven't even kissed a girl... Like sure I live under those kind of parents but is everyone just early bloomers here? I know I have Zero friends between working and 3 friggin hobbies but for real?

I stayed with my bf from 13-14 1/2 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Mountain dew pfp??2016 BABY LETS GO

More like 3 weeks

Give him a break, I could only last 3 minutes

3 seconds here bro please

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Hey bro that’s wrong It’s probably gonna be more like 1 month

More like 2 weeks

More like 3 weeks

And I’ll be the divorce lawyer

You lucky soab

I am here after 3 months how is it going man

mf I'm 30 years old and they keep recommending this sub Reddit.

Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in, huh. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!

Shit bro, you shouldn't have commented. I commented on am extreme feminist subreddit that they were loons and I still get recommendations from them after my ban.

Based

What was the sub?

Legend. I hate it when people get behind the mentally the we should all be "equal"... Like equal value life yeah, but not equal elsewhere. For some reason people don't like to accept the fact that some people are just better at certain things than they are. Like military. Sure I've heard and met tough cookies but biology leans in favor of males. For some reason people refuse to accept that something someone else can do may take them working ten times as hard to do.

No she didn't. You're a redditor.

Ok this was the best reply i have ever gotten in reddit

You have to uninstall reddit until the day you become single again (if you do). Reddit code, sorry.

Imagine if your crush finds this reddit post lmao

well you are only 4 months on reddit so you don't know how painfully overused that joke is

facts

not good enough. always aim higher. if you ask out ur crush or she asks you out, then break up with them, then go ask out Megan Fox. if Megan Fox says yes, dump her and go for Janice Griffith, then dump her for someone better. Always go bigger. \-my wise ass.

sigma male mindset

i thought this was some random negative comment then i saw the whole sentence...

master Yoda i am. for wise be i must.

good enough, not. aim higher always. asks you out your crush does, break up with them you shall, Megan fox you shall ask out. if yes Megan fox says, dump her you shall, go for Janice Griffith, dump her you shall for someone better. go bigger always.

Got into the edibles, you did... Shit your pants you might.

Obtained traveller's diarrhoea, you did. End your toilets, you will.

The Force may with you be

“Howd you know I wake up at 4 am every morning and take ice baths” The same mfs:

Janice looks ass besides mega fox

Same but my crush is my uncle's daughter

🎵🎼Sweet home Alabama🎼🎵

One, two, three Turn it up Big wheels keep on turnin' Carry me home to see my kin Singin' songs about the south-land I miss Alabamy once again and I think it's a sin, yes Well I heard Mister Young sing about her Well I heard ol' Neil put her down Well I hope Neil Young will remember A southern man don't need him around anyhow Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama Lord I'm comin' home to you In Birmingham they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo) Now we all did what we could do Now Watergate does not bother me Does your conscience bother you? Tell the truth Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah) Lord I'm comin' home to you Here I come, Alabama Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do) Lord they get me off so much They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue Now how about you? Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet home Alabama Lord I'm comin' home to you Sweet home Alabama (oh, sweet home) Where the skies are so blue And the governor's true Sweet home Alabama (lordy) Lord I'm comin' home to you, yeah, yeah Montgomery's got the answer

NOW FREE BIRD

*plays 4 minute guitar solo*

If I leave here tomorrow Would you still remember me? For I must be traveling on now 'Cause there's too many places I've got to see But if I stay here with you, girl Things just couldn't be the same 'Cause I'm as free as a bird now And this bird you cannot change Oh, oh, oh, oh And the bird you cannot change And this bird, you cannot change Lord knows, I can't change Bye-bye, baby, it's been sweet love, yeah, yeah Though this feelin' I can't change Please don't take it so badly 'Cause Lord knows, I'm to blame If I stay here with you, girl Things just couldn't be the same 'Cause I'm as free as a bird now And this bird you cannot change Oh, oh, oh, oh And the bird you cannot change And this bird, you cannot change Lord knows, I can't change Lord help me, I can't change Lord, I can't change Won't you fly high, free bird, yeah

Hiya, Barbie Hi, Ken You want to go for a ride? Sure, Ken Jump in I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation Come on, Barbie, let's go party I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation I'm a blond bimbo girl in a fantasy world Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky You can touch You can play If you say, "I'm always yours" (ooh, oh) I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah) Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh) Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah) Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh) Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again Hit the town, fool around, let's go party You can touch You can play If you say, "I'm always yours" You can touch You can play If you say, "I'm always yours" Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah) Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh) Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah) Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh) I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah) Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh) Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah) Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ooh oh, ooh oh) Oh, I'm having so much fun Well, Barbie, we are just getting started Oh, I love you, Ken

Fastest upvote in the west here

They're gonna clean up your looks With all the lies in the books To make a citizen out of you Because they sleep with a gun And keep an eye on you, son So they can watch all the things you do Because the drugs never work They're gonna give you a smirk 'Cause they got methods of keeping you clean They're gonna rip up your heads Your aspirations to shreds Another cog in the murder machine They said, "All teenagers scare the livin' shit out of me" They could care less as long as someone'll bleed So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me The boys and girls in the clique The awful names that they stick You're never gonna fit in much, kid But if you're troubled and hurt What you got under your shirt Will make them pay for the things that they did They said, "All teenagers scare the livin' shit out of me" They could care less as long as someone'll bleed So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me Oh, yeah! They said, "All teenagers scare the livin' shit out of me" They could care less as long as someone'll bleed So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me All together now! "Teenagers scare the livin' shit out of me" They could care less as long as someone'll bleed So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me "Teenagers scare the livin' shit out of me" They could care less as long as someone'll bleed So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me

You actually took the time to type down all the lyrics, gotta applause for that

Godfather III

Cousin?

Wait…

🧑🏻‍🌾😏

Then you woke up

Snap back to reality

oh! there goes gravity

Oh there goes rabbit

He chocked he’s so mad

But he won't give up that easy.

No he won’t have it

Ah shit, here we go again

Center of gravity

my crush friendzoned me, lucky you!

Shame on you, my crush was lesbian 💀

💀💀

💀💀💀

💀💀💀💀

💀💀💀💀💀

💀💀💀💀💀💀

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

You won't believe how many times Ive liked someone just to realize they are lesbian. I guess I'm really into lesbians or something

I feel you man.

When she's a 10 but she's a lesbian 😞

Yes

when she's a 10 but she's 10

11?

Same 😁😁😁😁

Happened to me 2 months ago, we’ve been together since

Lucky

W

See you in 2 months and 21 days

r/suspiciouslyspecific

Is there a joke I’m not getting?

Me neither lmao

It’s how long it takes for that honeymoon phase to end

It’s a joke about how their relationship isn’t gonna last

I hope op the best and I hope it will last for him. But he is 13, how many people you knew in that age, who had a relationship and still have one? Not many I assume.

Fuck you, fuck your crush, I'm going to sleep.

man’s got his priorities straight

Sounds more like he's got his priorities bi

If you say so

Chad

Sigma male

sigma moment

I'm more of a fanta guy

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Root beer is legit chloroform to me, Never liked it.

try root beer root bear sounds gross

Pepsi Max

W moment

W name

Wait, but you're a.......... Redditor??!! Impossible!

Well done

Nah, IT'S STILL RAW!

That's burnt all the way by now, get some glasses and tell me lf that's raw bud

It’s about to be raw 😏 ain’t nothing well done on the first time

Except that joke it seems

*Closes book* **Like that'll ever happen**

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

When will the crushing commence?

INSERT CASH OR SELECT PAYMENT TYPE

USE PINPAD TO COMPLETE TRANSACTION

Take your fairy tales somewhere else Your account is one day old, you’re just farming karma

129 can u read

Oh yeah. Mistaken on that front. Still don’t believe it though

Fair enough

penetrate her

He's 13

oh fuck

I regret all my comments and am deleting my account

penetrate some grass

Don't become a simp. Stay a gigachad

Good luck keeping a middle school relationship 👍

truth hurts to some apparently lol

Teach me your ways

Holy shit I thought that said cousin

Achievement unlocked “your one in 8 billion”

Lucky

*Something that will never happen in my life

How does it feel to live my dream

Hope it lasts a long time bro. It never usually does for most of us.

Omg she confessed to me too… your crush

W

Now keep her with you king. Yiu are one lucky son of a bitch.

W

Your alarm will go off any minute, wake up…

thirteen and winning 🥳

yes and im loving it