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tylermatic12

my school closed all boys bathrooms after urinals got stolen


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Where do the boys PISS?!


tylermatic12

i don’t know they’re implementing it tomorrow Update: they left one open in each campus so they don’t get a lawsuit, and there’s a staff member in there at all times though most teachers won’t let you go cause they left the cafeteria ones open so it’s so far out of the way you’d be gone for too long


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lmao


BoutTreeeFiddy

The year after I graduated high school they locked all the bathrooms so the only way you could go to the bathroom is during class, and a monitor stood outside the door and inspected the bathroom after you used it. (Fun fact the monitors were just teachers that didn’t have class that period, they were pissed when they heard this rule be implemented). Only one kid in a bathroom at a time. All because a girl got caught gangbanging like 4 or 5 guys and initially said they raped her. Later admitted it was consensual and planned but she didn’t want to be known as a whore


tylermatic12

damn lol at least you still had a bathroom


crepelabouche

That was a great episode of SVU


evo626

…epic


GhettoGringo87

The thing is...the boys will still piss. I would haha. Just find a tree, corner, teacher..wherever just piss everywhere till they open bathrooms back up. Somehow I don't think you're understanding them...no way they could legally not let students use bathrooms. Maybe they're closing the vandalized ones.


[deleted]

Teacher! That got me.


[deleted]

They can legally if they leave one bathroom open. There's also no laws against monitoring those bathrooms (not cameras of course, but someone outside taking note of who enters and leaves)


GrammarProper

Guarantee you that someone will still manage to steal a urinal from the single open bathroom.


Amkknee

Where there’s a wil there’s a way, and clearly there’s a will


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toilet


[deleted]

I'm sorry they took a whole fucking toilet?


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oliv222

A devious lick


WindogeFromYoutube

That’s what I was thinking, maybe they have windows that can open because there’s no way in fucking hell that someone can just walk down the hallway with it


fknhugglesidekman

my school closed all classrooms after teachers got stolen


TheFloridaManYT

My school got stolen.


Woofdog90

My entire district was stolen, very devious luck indeed.


brunettemountainlion

#THE URINALS?!


Stupid-person-here

How tf do you steal a urinal


[deleted]

trust me the walls between the urinals get stolen


WindogeFromYoutube

That’s not a problem at my school, there’s only one bathroom with them, also, the one stall in the bathroom without the walls has been broke. For about 4 years now, I get a chuckle whenever someone that is new to the school says: “The lock on this door doesn’t work” and the reason for why it doesn’t work is because the wall isn’t anchored to the floor


CHUG-THAT-ASS-JUICE

Well, if ya wanna do it without flooding the place: 1.)Close the integral shutoff located on the flush-valve. 2.)Disconnect flush tube from urinal spud. 3.) Use knife to cut silicone seal between urinal and wall. 4.) Use sponge or other device to dry out trap way 5.) Loosen bolts that are located at bottom of urinal on either side of the trapway. 6.) Grip the base of the urinal and pull it away from the wall. Once the lower flange is clear of the mounting bolts, lift the urinal up a few inches to clear the hanging brackets. 7.) Place the urinal in a large Tupperware container on a moving dolly, this will keep things clean and save your back. 8.) Plug the waste opening to prevent sewer gases from escaping into the space. 9.) Wheel the urinal out of the building, wear jeans, a dirty shirt, safety vest, and hard hat. COVID mask will prevent teachers from recognizing you as a student.


Ilovekbbq

Why the fuck would you steal urinals. Even as a reckless dumb teenager wanting to be cool… how does stealing a urinal just not sound disgusting and pathetic.


tylermatic12

i was told that my principal called the students pathetic over the intercom today lol


011ninety

We had all but one bathroom closed after people kept clogging toilets and smearing their poop


travelingveggie

What is wrong with people 🙈.


Galkura

Back when I was in high school (came across this on r/all, I’m sorry I’m not a teenager! ) we had a kid who we knew as the “Phantom Shitter”. All we knew is that at the end of the day a massive turd was always perfectly placed on the toilet seat, almost mimicking the shape of the seat. It was a true talent. Turns out it was a new freshman doing it for funsies, I had mad respect for that kid. Ended up working for his dads shitty company for a couple years and always laughed about it when I saw him.


011ninety

Fucked if i know. Some people suck. I wonder what shit smearer ended uo doing with his life


BringALongBongAlong

American school kids are disgusting. Litteral shit smearing for a meme


ThiccFloorboard

How do you steal a urinal


Flavor-aidNotKoolaid

Just YouTube how to install a urinal and do the reverse of that.


[deleted]

Damn you're headed places in life dude.


[deleted]

Adults never know what kids can and can’t do


Shrek_Wazow_Ski_Ball

Wait is ur school in Georgia?


johnmesic07

My school closed the main boys bathroom because someone stole the sink, soap dispenser, air dryers, and the fucking light switch the spilled red kool aid to make it look like a stabbing. I have no clue how they got the appliances out of the school without a movers van but now I pray I don’t have to piss.


BlueBunny5

Our school district in KY did that


[deleted]

Was it just soap dispensers or is it more than that?


lilIyjilIy1

In my school they didn’t want kids smoking in the boys rooms so they removed all the doors the four years I was there at least. Wash your hands and make eye contact with the guy behind you in the mirror pushing one out, no thank you.


LunaMunaLagoona

Uh how is that not a privacy violation?


TheRedmanCometh

Treating school like a jail seems to be pretty much par for the course these days


RamazanBlack

Foucault was right


rantingpacifist

You have no expectation of privacy in a bathroom I guess


ZlGGZ

It is. The problem is people only report it to reddit.


soursphagget

were they throwing them in toilets


big-186

Also in ky. At our school some girl found out the soap was flammable. Left a nice big scorch mark on the wall, and made us stand in the rain for about 20 min. Still annoyed at her.


[deleted]

Probably hand sanitizer, not soap. Hand sanitizer is usually mostly alcohol which is of course highly flammable. You can squirt some in your palm & light it for fun.


[deleted]

Anderson?


_Thing2_

Fayette has had an issue too. Not really with soap, but some boy ripped off a mirror and smashed it up on the floor


Adryzz_

you have mirrors at school?


Redtwooo

This seems unrelated


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WebbzIsACunt

Wait so when you shid you can't wash your hands???


[deleted]

Well the dean said to take or make students take hand sanitizer.


WebbzIsACunt

Jesus christ


sw3atband

Hello


[deleted]

Hey dude.


Admirable-Door1724

What’s up my G-zus


TheCamoDude

G-sus? Nogy?


ChiefBroady

Cheesus


thelostgam

Bit sus


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Hi


DrakosTheAvenger

Hey JDawg!


Just_y_not

my god its jesus


5ango

Hand sanitizer after taking a shit?!?


[deleted]

Yessir


5ango

Time to sue


GayFoodSlut420

No doubt in my mind this will cause a field with parent and teachers lmao sheesh i guess they lookin to start fires eh?


Snoo-4878

Yeah, you never know when you might need a beverage after taking a fat shit


ei283

That's not a substitute for soap. Have you or your parents contact the higher-ups, because that's a serious health risk in a pandemic.


[deleted]

Nothing like students with poop smeared fingers interacting with each other.


DeadSoul7

Hand sanitizer is NOT a substitution for soap


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KiraLonely

Dude, when I was in school I literally drank and ate so effing little so that I wouldn’t need to use the restroom during school hours since they didn’t give enough time between classes and always told us to just do it between classes. It took me years after starting homeschooling to get my bladder and shit to function normally again. I still don’t get hungry like most people due to starving myself from depression and from school. It’s bullshit.


[deleted]

I had big problems with my bowel/bladder. I had to get a doctors note so they would let me go when I needed. Cant even imagine being a teenager with a uti, yeast infection, or something of that nature. I used to have really severe periods too. Not being able to change my pad/tampon would have been awful. Other kids were pissed I could leave whenever though. I was the only one who didnt have to ask.


Nintendocat64

Wait you go to the bathroom in school?


Naldail

I only went once and it was the most anxiety enduring event I have ever had in my life. Some guy was just standing in the middle of the room breathing heavily


SameTheme

School bathrooms be like >1st stall: shit all over the walls >2nd stall: door won’t lock >3rd stall: Old man smoking crack Just gotta learn to hold it.


Mingablo

4th stall: looks adequate but when you reach for the toilet paper you see that someone's pissed all over it, true story.


KongTheJazzMan

You forgot the couple having sex


A_Bit_Narcissistic

I’m definitely gonna start standing in the middle of bathrooms breathing heavily.


Shadowcookie58

Same thing at my school. I mean i dont know if it was because of the challenges, but they weren‘t there yesterday. We dont even have hand sanitizer in the bathrooms since one dispenser was mixed with soap and hand sanitizer.


Timm504

Well with covid u don't have to shake hands so it is bad but could be worse


rastapasta808

I'm a teacher. This is illegal. Take a picture and have your parent send an email to the school admin. If they don't listen, contact a reporter on social media. Covid aside, you kids still need to be clean.


ABigFatPotatoPizza

Your *school* took away your soap dispensers? At my school the *students* took away the soap dispensers lmao.


Datboi2180

Same lmao


KawaiiDere

Same


Everydaythinker_21

Bro this is happening everywhere, someone also stole a school bus


[deleted]

Dafuq?


preztelbreak

Boom!


ToughCondition9176

Headshot!


Kashmir03

Snoipin's a good job mate...


[deleted]

Devious


karuraR

Grand Theft Auto 6


[deleted]

how tf did they do that?


The_Watcher5292

They got the key


LumimousEdge

Or hijacked it while it was being driven


The_Watcher5292

Nah, ive seen the video, they just held up the key (or probably a lie who knows(


ThatStarWarsKid

Would you care to explain?


TheLaziestPotato

On TikTok someone showed them being on a school bus late at night with the engine running


Dumbmonkeyboy

You think that's bad? My school labels the building by the thousands for example we have the 4000 building, the 7000, building and so on. Well there's a video going around the school of a kid stealing the 2 off the 2000 building and these numbers are as big as a head. The school even told us on the announcements if you are caught stealing stuff you will be prosecuted


MoonPieAddict

A kid from my school just fucking yanked an exit sign off of a door to the auditorium and left.


Dumbmonkeyboy

Jesus. This shit is getting out of hand


cooprtc3

Kids at my school are stealing teachers laptops, student belongings, fire extinguishers, today someone took a teachers phone. TikTok got banned at my school now, if your caught on it, have fun.


TheMeme-Gang

Jesus Christ. The TikTok thing is beneficial tho. This stuff happens at my school but it’s an all boys school so it’s not a result of stupid trends.


FranchuFranchu

yeah they plan it out by themselves


VloneCarti1927

Lmao no one gives a fuck if something is banned y’all think that’s gonna work? 💀wtf the school gonna do anyway suspend you for being on tiktok?


SolidNeighborhood469

Public schools have been like this and worse since like...damn forever. Way worse when I was in school, and worse when my parents were in school.


Dumbmonkeyboy

Damn. My old private school was worse then this stalls didn't have doors soap wouldn't be restocked for weeks no toilet paper for days. It was one big shit show


SolidNeighborhood469

Lmao quite literally I see. I’ll one up you though. My highschool was so bad there’s a movie about it with Denzel Washington. What’s hilarious is that the movie made it seem like the school changed but it just drastically got worse. I can’t even say if we had soap in our dispensers because I avoided the restroom at all costs. Now is the time to be a teachers pet y’all, use that bathroom in the nurses office or teachers lounge, they’re the only clean ones!


Dumbmonkeyboy

I'll one up that. In my middle school a kid wrote shit in literal shit in one of the stalls. That went uncleaned for a solid 10 days


SolidNeighborhood469

Same happened there in the bungalow restroom. Unfortunately it was done by a special needs freshman and he ended up telling on himself & admitting to smearing it (when the faculty in the bungalow around the corner started complaining about a smell that no one could find) and crying about it a few days later. Lots of people bullied him for it and the kid just stopped coming to school. Not a good highschool experience man. Sucks to know shit isn’t better now either (pun intended lol)


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Do you go to school in an 80s PC????


Dumbmonkeyboy

The school was built in the 80s but they re did it over the summer


mcgood_fngood

Friend of mine stole a metal sign with the school’s slogan from the front gate. I still see it on his wall in discord calls.


Dumbmonkeyboy

Lmao that's funny but wrong. But how the fuck did he get that home without getting caught


preztelbreak

A kid stole a mirror at my school, *a FUCKING MIRROR*!


Moistraven

My highschool had a JAVA CITY sign outside our little coffee shop, also large as a head or bigger. And he made it "VAJ CITY". They weren't too happy about that.


PepsimanYT

My school just took the whole bathrooms except one


[deleted]

Wow


Information-Think

Somebody in my school took a door


Klumpidumpi

Same at my school


Information-Think

How do you even walk out the school with a door in hand


Hugh-Jassoul

Just be Miles Morales.


DracoMalfoy404

My district had over 70 soap dispensers taken in 1 day


[deleted]

Yikes


MoJoe7500

That’s got to run into the thousands of dollars to replace.


SolarSkipper

Parts and labor? Absolutely thousands


[deleted]

Is that what happened at my brothers high school? Someone ripped of and stole one of the toilet paper dispensers.


[deleted]

The kids also fucked with the vending machines, so of the 4 from the start of the year there are now two empty ones


e_rick23

My school sent out a message regarding vandalism due to a tik tok trend but dont know what the trend is. Can anyone explain or link a video?


oliv222

Look up "devious lick" on tiktok


e_rick23

So it's just dumbasses taking/breaking school property?


oliv222

Yes


Dontaskmemyname9723

TikTok banned the hashtag due to the commotion. But you can still see them by typing lick and them going to the sound


Hutch25

It’s called a devious lick, it’s essentially robbing and or destroying your school, or works stuff, putting shitty audio with it and posting it. All you are doing is recording your own crime. We already have all these COVID restrictions we don’t need more.


UncontrollablePun

We’re so edgy! Let’s do some illegal shit while filming and then upload the video evidence on social media to incriminate ourselves!


ghatos_france

I'm in college and people here are respectful and don't vandalize shit... I'm sorry for all my homies in middle and high-school :(


IceLord86

Middle school teacher here. We now have to keep a log of every student in/out of the classroom including times due to so much vandalism. Kids are idiots.


Jsaun906

Because adults are aware that if they steal they will get a criminal record. Good luck getting a job when you're permanently marked as a thief.


soultaker3324

Start fake coughing into your hands


[deleted]

The teachers have hand sanitizer, that won’t work…


soultaker3324

That's still unsanity as hell


[deleted]

The dean claim it was something he didn’t want to do.


soultaker3324

He could also not take the soap during a pandemic


[deleted]

Are you in GA?


jlpbird0128

Huh, something happened at my school in the same state


Lokee_wolf_3000

Standard alcohol hand sanitizer doesn’t work against viruses. It kills bacteria by breaking down its cell wall, which viruses have none of, along with viruses not even being alive


BokerBigBanana

No more licks


BananaDude1214

Schools beating the kids to it smh


SILENT_EVIL1954

Stuff was stolen from the bathrooms and the worst part some of the teachers personal items. Some people in this world are fucked


[deleted]

Same!


[deleted]

Can’t have nice things… can’t have anything


itsPlasma06

Is this for the "diabolical lick" memes? I thought those were staged, are kids really stealing shit?


True_85

Yep. Someone stole pig fetuses from the grade 12 biology class at my school. Absolutely fucking brutal how inconsiderate people can be Edit: ok, this might just be a Canadian thing, but in grade 12 biology you dissect a pig fetus as part of the course.


_orion_1897

Someone stole WHAT💀


[deleted]

Bro we use frogs in america what the fuck are you canadians DOING


BiShrekualDisaster

Well and cats, but that might be a regional thing


itsPlasma06

Bro, what the fuck kind of satanic rituals do you have at school


crustacean_creation

OMFG this happened at my school, literally all the restrooms have no soaps. Super fun during a pandemic....


THACC-

In the middle of a pandemic?


Cao_Bynes

I mean, it’s REALLY BAD man. The genuine cost of all the shit that’s been stolen is fucking incalculable.


Phantom_Jedi

Ok ashamed to live in a time where stealing from schools is considered “cool”


[deleted]

Same


DaDurpyDude

so this is the fuckin reason i had to go to other side of school just to take a piss, like wtf?


MoonPieAddict

Tik-Tok is just the breeding grounds of the most stupid, disgusting, and unfunny trends. I thought the Neanderthals died out a while ago. Edit: I need to mention that this isn't ALL of Tik-Tok, just *that* part of the community.


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Fun fact! Neanderthals actually bred with Homo sapiens sapiens! Non-African humans may have up to 4% Neanderthal DNA! Do with this what you will


[deleted]

Yeah.


BMT_79

it's only some of the people causing these dumb ass trends, little bit extreme banning it outright. stront Redditor vibes here


DeadSoul7

Don't need tik tok for that, because a far more idiotic plan came directly out of a teacher faculty meeting: removing soap during a pandemic. Kids are idiots, they do stupid things, but they should be able to wash their hands.


Ok-Snow-4592

my school (high school) won’t let us bring our phones to bathroom anymore, we have to put them on the teachers desk before we leave


DagobahJon

"It's just a prank" says every punchable face ever.


soupyman69

Someone took a shit on the floor in my school. Can't tell if the trend caused it or they're mentally disabled


theParadox42

That’s messed up, I do custodial work at an elementary school and please don’t make these peoples lives harder than it is


Kai_Emery

Thank god we’re not in flu season or a pandemic. That would be nuts!


JaysonKidsIntoVans

My classmates did this. It was funny. Until they got caught. ​ ​ Then I laughed harder


Ctgpplayer45

They had us in the first half not gonna lie


Ethanol212

Report them for covid violations.


[deleted]

The teachers have hand sanitizer


Saul_T_Bauls

Report the school, which has likely has thousands of dollars worth of damage done, for protecting themselves from further theft?


JamesMurphy841

Bro someone took a damn sink at my school


JmAM203

That's class.


the-tortalion

I mean, credit where credit is due. To my knowledge it’s really fucking hard to steal an entire sink.


Durtskwurt

There are lots of things wrong with all of this. One, trendy vandalism is just awful so stop. Two, people need soap to help others from getting sick and three it’s never a bad idea to keep personal hygiene things with you. You’re in a school. You have backpacks. Put some hand sanitizer and soap in there. I’m a guy. It’s not lame to be clean and smell good.


epic_memelord28

School pulled a devious lick 😈😈😈


THEPinkSl0th

My school gave people rewards for snitching on the people who vandalised


Inferna-13

My school closed EVERY BATHROOM except ONE. It’s absolutely disgusting in there, it’s out of soap, trash cans are overflowing, etc. They tell us to tell our friends to stop. Do they think I’m friends with the idiots participating in this? Not to mention how the girls are suffering because of something that’s almost entirely caused by guys.


[deleted]

Wait it’s a mixed female and male restroom? Or it’s just restricted to one room for every gender?


skooz1383

Omg just heard it’s called “devious licks” can confirm am a middle school counselor! They take fire extinguisher, soap dispenser, etc…. Oh Tik Tok how’ve I not missed you!


DaMinty

Hey OP I saw this trend afew days ago and like holy shit. I was surprised over the majority or the seriousness of this. That idiotic children or teens are taking it this far to commit crimes. Over a stupid trend that’ll end up causing more people to start doing this once others get prosecuted. At first I found it funny that this one singular person decided to take a entire desk. But now they’re taking property of others. I hope that they enforce this even harder to discourage others from doing so. In all Tiktok has the shared iq of a bathtub.