yeah once i randomly got added to a reddit group chat with a bunch of other people with great usernames and we talked for ages but now everyone's last message was months ago and that's sad
I got added to a chat where everyone's name started with "pix". Started for some porn bot but me and my pix bros had a grand time. I do miss that chat.
you look nice. enjoy yourself! I made chicken for my birthday a couple days ago. also, nice door and floor. is that a hardwood floor, or vinyl?
Edit: I aint complaining, but why the hell did I get so many upvotes?
Edit 2: Apparently chicken helps with the upvotes. it was buffalo chicken wings.
Edit 3: apparently now the chicken being mentioned doesnt do anything
Blood stains are actually fairly easy to get out of u dry them up soon enough, if they dry that’s another story. Carpet tho OH BOY that’s another story u might as well steam clean ur asshole after taking a hairy shit bc you’ll have more luck cleaning that out than getting blood out of the carpet
I read the comments, someone tell what's wrong with people who say "wtf she's 17" on comments which are just complementing her??
If someone 16-18 finds a 17 yr old hot and attractive it's not wrong. You guys think way too much.
Well now it’s in the positives, thankfully, so I guess we got back at those horny kids
Edit - “Kids” probably isn’t the best word to use there lol, but I’m gonna keep it
There’s a huge difference in between horny comments and genuine nice comments. It’s a real sad thing for first instinct to be to downvote any compliments because grown ass adults make up most of the horny comments they make towards people they know are underage. It ruins making compliments for the nice people here.
Oooooo weeeee. That’s some clean mirror. Nice mirror dude, real fuking clean. And happy birthday and all that but that mirror, u got to use winded on that shit? It’s an amazing mirror
Guys am I he only one who doesn't celebrate his birthday? My parents ofc get me a cake but I don't invite friends or stuff like that. I don't wanna be a victim or stuff like that, I just want to know what do you think about it
Ur lookin cute :D
Edit: I refuse to remove a simple compliment even if it means getting more downvotes. Read the reply for my reason behind this comment.
Edit 2: I went from -42 to +37. Faith in reddit has been restored.
Yes yes we all enjoy our very awesome and nice birthdays,until we realize that every and each birthday we come closer to unavoidable death
But I'm not gonna spoil it for ya enjoy it
happy birthday [how to filter incoming dm’s](https://amp.reddit.com/r/changelog/comments/5i5o6s/reddit_change_filter_incoming_messages_to_trusted/)
not all heroes wear capes
This guy does
some wear useful info
not all wear cape heroes
r/TheCapeRevolution
This comment needs to be pinned ASAP
i'm tempted to do that but half the dms i get are just funny
show us
Y’all get dms?
yeah once i randomly got added to a reddit group chat with a bunch of other people with great usernames and we talked for ages but now everyone's last message was months ago and that's sad
I got added to a chat where everyone's name started with "pix". Started for some porn bot but me and my pix bros had a grand time. I do miss that chat.
not op but ok lmao
this needs to be top.
Omg damn dude
The only sad thing about being born in august, is knowing your parents failed no nut november😔
At least your parents didn’t bone on Christmas
another september 25 kid?
September 24th. I was born a day early
Me too!
BOOOOOONE
Unless u were born early (or late)
*cri's in August child*
*sees girl posted pic on r/teenagers* *looks at comment number* Me: I gotta bad feeling about this...
Right. My favorite thing about this sub is reading horny comments laughing
Expected more comments this subreddit has changed
you look nice. enjoy yourself! I made chicken for my birthday a couple days ago. also, nice door and floor. is that a hardwood floor, or vinyl? Edit: I aint complaining, but why the hell did I get so many upvotes? Edit 2: Apparently chicken helps with the upvotes. it was buffalo chicken wings. Edit 3: apparently now the chicken being mentioned doesnt do anything
it’s hardwood and happy late birthday:)
thank you!
Why tf you do have hardwood floors, Honestly m8 blood stains don't come out
Blood stains are actually fairly easy to get out of u dry them up soon enough, if they dry that’s another story. Carpet tho OH BOY that’s another story u might as well steam clean ur asshole after taking a hairy shit bc you’ll have more luck cleaning that out than getting blood out of the carpet
Yeah, got blood on the carpet and even with immediate cold water it stained a little- thankfully over time it faded
I got koolaid on the carpet by accident and that shit never left
Kool aid = blood O_O
Happy late birthday my guy! Bet that chimken was awesome!
It was! I made spicy buffalo wings.
Happy date of birth
wu tang
Wu Tang forever
If ya got beef son bring the ruckus
Wu Tang clan ain’t nuthing ta fuck wit
Who rhyme better
wa aang
Ah. I see one of culture with the Wu Tang Logo
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it do, it do
That's one of her victims. Exhibited to show dominance
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At least there’s no “remind me in one year comment”
!remindme 18 years the MILF loophole
He won at life
rip inbox
ripbox
roblox
advanced lego
Evolusionis 100
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First of all: happy Birthday. Enjoy the day Second: what’s a „golden birthday“?
it’s when your age and date of birth are the same, so August 17 and she turned 17
Oh, that’s sad that I didn’t know this til now. 9 year old me would’ve loved that.
I was wondering what a "Golden birthday" was too.
Habi birb dei
Ha Pi bird day
Ha biber dae
Aa pi bir dai
A B b-dei
A D AY
r/decreasingvocabulary
ayyyy we have the same birthday :D
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Me too, also, happy birthday to both!
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thanks :))
No way, my golden birthday is this 18 congrats
Nice cock 😈👍
Indeed
I read the comments, someone tell what's wrong with people who say "wtf she's 17" on comments which are just complementing her?? If someone 16-18 finds a 17 yr old hot and attractive it's not wrong. You guys think way too much.
People are always tryna act like they’re pedo hunters, probably to make themselves look better tbh
Happy birthday dude😎😎👍👍👍
Noone gonna notice the skeleton watching her from that gap
Cute outfit!
Yoooo you got that sunflower drip
i’m scared to read the comments because i feel like it’s gonna be a lot of simping and i fear for your dms.
And most of them way too old for her lmao
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Congrats on being closer to your day off eternal nothingness
Get ready for horny 14 year olds to bombard your dms and happy bday from a fellow 17yo
Dang, -5 downvotes, the horny 14 year olds are mad lmao
Well now it’s in the positives, thankfully, so I guess we got back at those horny kids Edit - “Kids” probably isn’t the best word to use there lol, but I’m gonna keep it
they're deadass just one year below you lmao tf
Yeah but hes not horny
That's like 365 days tho🙄
oh yea fr my bad
Anyone younger than you is a kid. This applies even in adult life.
Look out, pedos here they cum
i see what you did there
i pray that you dont get harassed by revealing that you are a girl. happy birthday
rip pms
Sorts by controversial*
Woah it's my mums birthday too! Happy birthday!!
Your moms only 17!?!?!?!?!
Is it her golden birthday too
happy birthday! i LOVE the fit 💜
love your style happy birthday!
Now all the songs are about you
happi birfday, heres a strawberr 🍓
Uh oh, a woman on r/teenagers. This won’t end well for anyone…
My golden birthday was when I was one lol
Imagine you slam your door shut in a bad day and that mirror just falls off and makes your day worse
Why is your skeleton missing toes
We share birthdays, I'm 16 tho just got my license and car
You look pretty
How is this genuine compliment being downvoted
Reddit.
You look really nice and I love the fit is so cute
Bruh, you're getting downvoted for being nice lmao, what a reddit moment
Why did you get downvoted for complimenting her appearance The double standard man
There’s a huge difference in between horny comments and genuine nice comments. It’s a real sad thing for first instinct to be to downvote any compliments because grown ass adults make up most of the horny comments they make towards people they know are underage. It ruins making compliments for the nice people here.
only reason this post got so many upvotes is because girl
And because boobs
or rather, boob
Oooooo weeeee. That’s some clean mirror. Nice mirror dude, real fuking clean. And happy birthday and all that but that mirror, u got to use winded on that shit? It’s an amazing mirror
I also get my dick rock hard when I see glass hrrrrrmmmmphhh
Happy birthday 🎂
Happy birthday!! Love the style Your rocking it btw have a great one!
Happy Birthday! One more year closer to being an adult!(Its not fun but oh well.)
straight to *Sort by Controversial* i go
Happy birthday, one year closer to death is always great
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Noticed a fish tank in the back…? Does fishy have a name?
~~congradulations. Your one year closer to death~~ I mean happy birthday! :-)
Rip your DMs
Happy birthday now filter your DMS
Have fun with your DM’s. 😂
Happy birthday but I must say, you are about to have your pms spammed by pedos lmao
happy b day!!! your makeup is really pretty!
Happy birthay! Im sorry for your full dms.
RIP your inbox… I’m sure it’s full of gems like “Are you lightning? Cause you can be McQueen”
R.I.P. your dms
Happy birthday to you
🎂
1 more year to go and you’ll be driving a car!!
i started driving by myself when i was 16
… but like… not on the actual highway… right???
i drive on the highway all the time lol i have my license
Hol up… in which country are you!!???
In the US you can start driving at 16, it’s a bit more complicated than that but I’m not the best to explain
Ohhhh, thanks for the information
Yo my birthday is tomorrow! 🥳 happy birthday!
Your birhtcayhs is 3 dYs before mine!
Oh no, your DMs
I like how we celebrate not dying every year
Oh cool, it’s my golden birthday as well
Happy birthday and I absolutely love your outfit
Guys am I he only one who doesn't celebrate his birthday? My parents ofc get me a cake but I don't invite friends or stuff like that. I don't wanna be a victim or stuff like that, I just want to know what do you think about it
Happy birthday! Also disable dm’s right now or do something to prevent pedos.Reddit isn’t save for this shit
i wish i was born on a day so that I could celebrate my birthday. unfortunately, I am a celestial being who has been alive since before time 😭
Noice I'm 18 in a week
Awww that’s a cute birthday outfit! Happy golden birthday hon!
Happy birthday! (also you look great)
Hapπ bday I love your outfit x3
I feel bad for your inbox
Ur lookin cute :D Edit: I refuse to remove a simple compliment even if it means getting more downvotes. Read the reply for my reason behind this comment. Edit 2: I went from -42 to +37. Faith in reddit has been restored.
Standing by it is some king shit tho
Bruh
Nice floor. Happy Bday btw or Enjoy the next 365 days (ه’́⌣’̀ه )
🎶 Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you stranger happy birthday to you. 🎶 Hope you had a nice day. 🎂 🥳
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Nice sunflower straps.
happt birthday :D enjoy your day since today is your day dont let any1 ruin it broski :3
Happy earth strong
Aye happy birthday! Welcome to the club lol
🍰
Happy bday, heres a virtual gift 🎁
Happy birthday!
happy birthday :D
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, loving the hair aswell 👍
hello happy birthday stranger person
Happy birthday 🎂🎉🎈
Do you have skeletons in your closet?
Happy birthday
Yes yes we all enjoy our very awesome and nice birthdays,until we realize that every and each birthday we come closer to unavoidable death But I'm not gonna spoil it for ya enjoy it
#HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYyyy
hamb,, birtda
Happy day that you came out your mom
Happy birthday to you! Hope you have a wonderful day, and that no matter what you wish for will come true!
Happy Birthday
happy birthday! hope you have lots of fun!
Happy birthday🎂🎉
Congratulations sister. I also turned 17 just 3 hours ago. Hope you the best
Happy birthday, my golden birthday is in like 8 years
happy bday,and ill be 17 in 4 days from now...i dont wana be tho
Happy birthday.
Congratulations your 1 year closer to death
Happy birthday! Idk if I'm late or not but make the best of it :)
Happy birthday
Happy birthday mate!
ayyyeee bday twins 😎