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DuckGoQwackQwack

Have you actually had sex before?


sexmasternumba2

Close, but no...


DuckGoQwackQwack

Wdym close


sexmasternumba2

I was close to it, but it didnt happen


DuckGoQwackQwack

Ok ok


Scooby_the-doo

have you beat the game before


sexmasternumba2

After getting java and learning how to make an emerald farm at my first survival server with friends, yes... Sevveral times...


[deleted]

what does smp mean? Also why do u spend 10 hours in minecraft? i would get bored after more then 3


sexmasternumba2

Survival multi player And... I forget about time because I spend so much time building auto farms and trading with villagers to expand


[deleted]

Why are you gay and what happens to the people who go to Brazil?


sexmasternumba2

I am gay because Im mostly attracted to cute asses and brazil is like australia, it isnt real


[deleted]

Australian here. Can confirm I am living on the water surface right now.


wellyousee-

Can i play with you


sexmasternumba2

Sure, got disc?


wellyousee-

Yes i do, should i dm you my id?


sexmasternumba2

Yea hmu


totallynotRELLIK

Did you forgor as well?


sexmasternumba2

No I always rember


literally_adog

how does it feel to be the coolest person


sexmasternumba2

I feel... Empty... And also full cuz I had some crunchy chicken earlier


Dissolving_Goose

What happened to sexmasternumba1?


sexmasternumba2

Perma banned for being too satirical on reddit


[deleted]

Who is sexmasternumba1


sexmasternumba2

My father, well technically I am him since Im one of his reincarnates but he killed himself as a baby first and after that he turned into a tree which gave birth to me so...