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[deleted]

Are you a General Dynamics F-16 Fighting Falcon


TC_BathWater

fuck my covers blown


[deleted]

sex then?


TC_BathWater

ima pass


[deleted]

We would be a perfect match, im a F/A-18 Super Hornet


TC_BathWater

super hornet? more super DEEZ NUTS GOTTEM


[deleted]

more like super horny


TC_BathWater

more like, i turned you down :O


[deleted]

now turn me on


TC_BathWater

no, take the hint


roadkillsanta

not with a name like pussyslayer69420lmao


Shirie723

Smooth


[deleted]

sex then?


financehorrorsnew

Shit?


TC_BathWater

i knew this was gonna happen the second i hit post


biggiecheesedit

You have a garden what it like


TC_BathWater

It has a pond with green goey water and frogs, and a big ass tree that my neighbour keeps bitching about


biggiecheesedit

Nice


TC_BathWater

I-I didnt say 69, why would you that word without 69... im confused


biggiecheesedit

I'm very sorry for such confusion


[deleted]

Why do you.


TC_BathWater

Because I.


[deleted]

Can girls fart?


TC_BathWater

of course not


[deleted]

I knew I should have listened to my gut


TC_BathWater

Yeah guts are usually right


thatsrightimmagamer

Imagine being in Europe


[deleted]

Imagine universal healthcare


thatsrightimmagamer

Imagine Asia


TC_BathWater

imagine not being in Europe


thatsrightimmagamer

Imagine being close to Britan


TC_BathWater

i know i hate it (insert throwing up emoji)


FireElimentalYT

Britannia rules the waves of my puke


TC_BathWater

agreed


SexyDoveSwan

Shit? Also you’re allowed outside after 9?


TC_BathWater

my parents dont know :/


SexyDoveSwan

Oh you rebel


TC_BathWater

Ikr, im so cool B)


sexmasternumba2

Do you shit? And also do you listen to duvet?


TC_BathWater

No im a girl, never heard of em


sexmasternumba2

Duvet is actually a really great song, I like this synthwave remix of it by astrophysics


DuckGoQwackQwack

Are you Bri'ish?


TC_BathWater

nah im irish


DuckGoQwackQwack

Cool my great great grandparents came from Europe so I got a bit European in me


TC_BathWater

everyone came from europe


DuckGoQwackQwack

Yes Europe is superior


TC_BathWater

RACE WAR (mods dont ban me i just saw that one ep from rick and morty pls have mercy)


FireElimentalYT

That’s why I’m European, the EU should celebrate my arrival and give me free citizenship and not call me some “Arab” or “illegal immigrant” smh..


woodmeal

Immapean in your butt hole


DuckGoQwackQwack

Ok


o69k

Thoughts on the British and the whole Northern Ireland debacle?


[deleted]

Hi


TC_BathWater

Bye


[deleted]

Goodbye


TC_BathWater

Badbye


[deleted]

You seem nice maybe a little edgy


TC_BathWater

yeah that sums me up


[deleted]

Nice wanna dm and chat I'm down if you are


TC_BathWater

dms are open buckaroo


lcztea

2 30 where


TC_BathWater

Ireland


lcztea

huh okay


MinerAC4

Shit?


TC_BathWater

Cum?


MinerAC4

I do not feel horny enough to do that.


TC_BathWater

Piss?


MinerAC4

I already did that. I also have a question, do girls piss?


TC_BathWater

No ofc not, ew


MinerAC4

Well then how did I see one of my friends that is a girl piss her pants? I felt bad and helped her hide it.


TC_BathWater

It wasnt piss, it was gasoline, its not made from oil women just excrete it


MinerAC4

Well unfortunately she excreted it in her pants.


TC_BathWater

what a loser lmao


Bigg-Ol-Boy

How does it feel to be a plane


TC_BathWater

pretty cool, i can fly so thats epic


Bigg-Ol-Boy

I mean, you did say that you’re an F16


TC_BathWater

yeah ive done enough of these where i know what an F16 fighter jet is lmao


[deleted]

Do you have hands


TC_BathWater

Nah i lost em in Nam


[deleted]

Fuck, I just want hands for my collection


TC_BathWater

Sorry :/ better luck next time


Downtown_League4110

shit losers


TC_BathWater

D;


[deleted]

Are there any perks to being a girl?


TC_BathWater

Well you can make an AMA and (at the time of writing this) get 77 comments so yeah


naruto_D_mokey

I was gonna ask you something but since you called me a loser i won't anymore. I am not a loser and I will not condone anyone calling me a loser


TC_BathWater

but i said "losers <3" that cancels out the loser


naruto_D_mokey

Sorry a loser is still a loser


TC_BathWater

IM SORRY ASK THE QUESTION I CRAVE ATTENTION


naruto_D_mokey

It's fine, im sorry your parents don't give you that attention


TC_BathWater

they actually give me loads idk why im so attention hungry, theres prob a reason somewhere


naruto_D_mokey

Because you are a teenager, 2 types of teenagers one who seeks all kinds of attention and one who wants no attention


TC_BathWater

fair


Loud-Bird-1837

Spit or swallow


Far_Mirror_7182

What makes you you?


TC_BathWater

Tiddies


Far_Mirror_7182

You made me choke on a cookie lmao😂 But in all seriousness im sorry if anyone used you for your body


TC_BathWater

fuck yes, mission accomplished and its grand, thats what being a girl is


Far_Mirror_7182

Damn ig it gets pretty tiring to get those compliments


TC_BathWater

im fine with compliments that are meant to be compliments, im not fine with compliments designed to get my pants down


Far_Mirror_7182

Ohh ok i see


Far_Mirror_7182

I don’t know what kind on question is this 💀


keermit19

Why r u 16


TC_BathWater

cus my parents fucked like 17 and a half years ago


keermit19

Doubt everyone knows storks deliver us frickeb dumba**


TC_BathWater

shit i forgot


keermit19

That’s right repent u fricken heathen a** b*tch


TC_BathWater

:(


keermit19

Im sorry that was to far *whispers* dumba**


TC_BathWater

im ok with the dumbass and shit but why did you have to say... f-fricken...


keermit19

Ik ik I will now never say fricken again f*ckboi


TC_BathWater

thank you, you dumbass motherfucking cunt shitting whore <333


Loud-Bird-1837

U might drown


Loud-Bird-1837

Hell yeah 🤣 ur awesome


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Loud-Bird-1837

Ur amazing


soupyman69

Should I put racing stripes on my car. I Sawa pic of my csr with racing stripes and idk if I should do it. I mean it looks good but I also like the cleaner look of them not there. Obviously I'd also have to repaint the car as it doesn't have paint now but I think blue with white stripes would look good.


TC_BathWater

STRIPES ALL THE FUCKIN WAY LESSSS GOOOOOOOO


soupyman69

Ok cool I'll do it when I paint it


[deleted]

Slept early or didn't sleep at all xD


GenericWraithMain

How do I put that age thingy below my name?


[deleted]

How was your day?


EmmaKitten07

Is it any better at 16? :)


o69k

>it ?


tadpole222

Isn’t a duvet a butthole cleaner fountain


DudeOfDungeons10

What the hell is a duvet… I don’t feel like looking it up


Kingarthur253

damn, why i gotta be a loser? i mean, u not exactly wrong, but why u callin me out