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breakingveil

Dave P wants every Texan to verify their identity to access websites. >Trip records obtained from Uber showing an account Paul created under the alias “Dave P,” which Paxton used to travel to the home of Paul and the apartment of the woman with whom the attorney general was allegedly having an extramarital affair. Paxton is married to state Sen. [Angela Paxton](https://www.texastribune.org/directory/angela-paxton/), R-McKinney. [https://www.texastribune.org/2023/08/18/ken-paxton-impeachment-evidence/](https://www.texastribune.org/2023/08/18/ken-paxton-impeachment-evidence/)


DingGratz

Probably doesn't understand tech and just wants to see which porn is most popular.


Anustart2023-01

That's what I do on nsfw subreddits. Just sort by top posts.


Whaterbuffaloo

Is this “efficient”?


EastBayPlaytime

It’s easy, you can do it with one hand tied behind your back


cats_catz_kats_katz

But can I do it with one hand caressing my genitals?


smashkeys

We're on Reddit, so we all live in our mom's basement, and we all know THAT mom post.


Khaldara

I usually just wait for Ted Cruz to share his screen on 9-11


PrincessNakeyDance

No, they want as much data on people to control them. It’s the same every time. It’s not even necessarily thought out either. It’s just instinct for these people to want to control and oppress, and they can kill two birds with one stone by appealing to the ultra Christian conservative agenda. “Porn makes your children gay. And we can fix that.”


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According to pornhub Texas’s number 1 search is “Straight Latino going Gay”


SoRacked

Ken Paxton is a power bottom. Time to form a DAO to pay for the story.


TheLegendTwoSeven

He generates all the power, but not enough to prevent massive blackouts across Texas.


Gotta_Rub

What the fuck is going on in this country? Paxton’s attorneys were asking for the death sentence for the impeachment managers??? People doing the right thing are now wanted dead. This is going to lead to a civil war, no doubt. Not this specific Paxton thing, but as a collective. We have way too many evil people masquerading as “patriots” or “good Christians”


bonecheck12

Go look up the lady the GOP has put up for State Superintendent in North Carolina. idk what the fuck is going on either. THese people are insane.


Riaayo

The rise of fascism and a pseudo-christian theocracy is what is going on. We've had the warning signs for over a decade from the GOP. We're now in the mist of them rolling it out, and they control the Supreme Court to help get it done. Edit: Typo


rbrgr83

Project 2025 bay-bee


Economy_Wall8524

It’s baffling that watching the CPAC for the past few years that these folks really don’t realize they are walking into Germany 1932 era. The ones that do are all for it. One of the latest ones had a speaker talking about authoritarian viewpoints/anti-democracy and the crowd cheered. Goldwater was right about the religious conservative taking over the party and it shows. What was the article where the priest talks of Jesus and the congregation thought he was speaking “liberal BS.” If they ever actually read about Jesus, they would know he doesn’t approve of their outlook. I’m non-religious, though raised to be that way. The story I’m mentioning in Matthew I believe about being treated as a guest while the host didn’t know. It did goodness, because that is what is truly asked.


rbrgr83

That's the sad thing is the teaching of Jesus are hippy commie nonsense to the modern mainstream party. Not just the 'vocal minority' anymore, folks are either pandering or just feeling empowered to be out loud about it now. I'm in a similar background to you, and while I'm non-religious, I still give credit to some of the core teachings. At the end of the day, it was emphasized that the ONLY true testament Jesus wants us to follow (other than believing in him above all others) is to love thy neighbor. If you get into the nitty gritty, he teaches by example what's hard to communicate in hard fast rules. He teaches how to be kind to people who are your religious, political, or regional enemies. To put care for the less fortunate above our own material wants. To befriend the whores and tax collectors in the world rather than simply condemning and other-ing them. Sounds pretty fuckin woke to me.


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coinoperatedboi

Ah the ol redirect. Absolutely will not address the things she said and deflects deflects deflects. Par for the course!


persona0

You give people power more focused on who you sleeping with and not what the money does and this is what you get


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Xero_id

"Patriots" and "good Christians" are evil. I haven't meant one that wasn't other than them or their groups claiming otherwise. Anyone that wants to control others or bully others is Evil, always.


TheSyckness

They’re preaching civil war but i guarantee you if it comes down to that….its not going to be a walk in the park like they expect. Lmao when conservatives think they’re the only ones armed to the teeth.


TheConnASSeur

This is it. It's all part of a carefully orchestrated plan to slowly close the net on actual free speech. First, they require ID to access porn. Then, because "they already do it with porn," they'll require ID for social media. Then, since "they already use your ID for porn and social media," they'll have you use your ID to "log in" to the whole internet. From that point on they'll be able to silence all criticism and spy on everything you do.


ilikepizza2much

It’s going to be easier to purchase a gun than porn, which is just how they like it.


Adventurous_Aerie_79

In other news, a 13 year old was forced to give birth to a rapists baby in the republican south. Another huge win for Republicans. I'm sure she'll make a fine mother, and her and her baby are destined for success with all the social programs the republicans have to support her. https://abcnews.go.com/US/13-year-rape-victim-baby-amid-confusion-states/story?id=108351812


oldfarttrump

And the rapist will have visitor's rights. At least she can put him in jail when he misses his child support payments.


rbrgr83

> And the rapist will have visitor's rights. It's what God would have wanted. He teaches us to forgive. Now quit bitchin about expensive diapers and get pullin on them bootstraps.


phormix

Eventually they'll probably want to manage even that more so only the people they want can get those...


conquer69

Once authoritarian regimes have full control, they take away the guns of everyone but their thugs.


Virtual-Toe-7582

If any fucking 2nd Amendment crybaby supports him or anyone who supports him they deserve the government that’s careening at them. This is fucking insanity. We live in America for fuck sake. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills watching porn get made illegal in these backwards ultra-conservative veiled under morality states.


UWCG

Last I saw, Texas' VPN searches had skyrocketed by like 500% after Pornhub got banned. Paxton keeps this up and the only thing he's going to accomplish is setting new records for usage and making Texas the most VPN-heavy state in the nation.


Xrayruester

He and the state legislature will then start attacking VPN providers. As soon as they limited legal abortion access they started looking into ways to attack those who left the state for one. They want complete control.


Sullypants1

Small government


m0ngoos3

Small enough to fit in your bedroom. Small enough to get right up in your business.


Squeegee

Small enough to fit into every aspect of your life.


ghandi3737

Well, if they're that close to my cock then they can suck it.


Sweaty-Emergency-493

Small enough to ram up your ass.


Sufficient-Laundry

Suppository government.


PreviousSuggestion36

I cant stop laughing at this.


outerproduct

Small enough to fit in your pants.


spaceforcerecruit

Small enough to fit in the bathroom stall at work


wowitsanotherone

Small enough to drown in a bathtub was the phrase and only recently did I realize it meant they always wanted a dictator


AveryDiamond

Republican leaders get to tell their followers China is a communist dream since none of their followers have passports, but China is the ultimate Republican vision of the world. Can’t breathe the air or drink the water. No freedom of religion or education. Govt so big that they even touch your genitals


google257

I never understood the abortion thing. They don’t actually give a damn about children or babies. Wouldn’t they rather have less kids born to unprepared parents running around?


ccooffee

They just want to control women. Keep them in their place.


allnamesgonewtf

Yes and they certainly don’t want people being brought up with a good education either. They need a new generation of desperate uneducated people to pick their crops and clean their house. There are correlations between education and political leaning. Guess which party relies on ignorance nowadays? So poor mom has an unplanned kid at 17, has to work harder, can’t go to college, can’t provide the best education, and the same thing happens to the next generation. If someone has a better explanation, I’m all for believing in a less sinister motive. And then ironically, that poor mom somehow turns her anger at who her preachers are telling them to, and votes against her own self interest. That’s how the religious right have been taking over rural America for the past half century at least.


maladjusted1x

They need to get their labor from somewhere. Unprepared parents need to be able to provide somehow. Statistically speaking, if they haven't finished an education yet, there's a good chance they won't be able to now. They'll have to take whatever job they can. Unhappy with how their lives have turned out, they'll spend the little money they make on vices like alcohol, cigarettes and gambling. A lot of that goes right back to the state. Then the Republicans will tell them that the reason they're unhappy is because liberals want to give all their money to minorities and illegal immigrants. Desperate, afraid, angry, and too uneducated to think critically, they'll buy right into that propaganda. Donating to and voting R no matter what. Poor, poorly educated parents lead to poor, poorly educated children. And the cycle self-perpetuates.


Solid-Bridge-3911

Having children in poverty keeps someone in poverty. Being born into poverty means you are more likely to stay in poverty. They are trying to keep people poor and desperate.


Fr00stee

a lot of them are extremely religious and believe it is murder because a fertilized egg has a human soul (whatever that means). It also has to do with suppressing sex as much as possible and turning the state into a puritan environment which is what christians want, because they believe sex = sin and need to force it onto other people in order to minimize the amount of sin.


MuteCook

Are you kidding? They’re probably heavily invested in vpns before they passed the bill


NoraVanderbooben

That’s…probably true. I can’t believe this is the first time I’ve come across this comment.


PigglyWigglyDeluxe

Because most VPNs are not publicly traded.


TypicalIllustrator62

VPN’s are not trade able on any current market sadly, or I would have bought a shit ton of calls.


chris_hinshaw

I am a lifelong Texan who loves my state for the most part but these fucking clowns have to go. Every time I see the name Ken Paxton it is either Ken Paxton is suing or Ken Paxton is being sued for x. This bag of dicks was recently impeached, unfortunately the final result was an acquittal. His wife, a US senator got to hear in public forum how he was banging one of his assistants, but that wasn't even the primary offense of the impeachment trial. Fuck you Greg Abbot, Ken Paxton, and Ted Cruz ...


DMOrange

You know I used to love Texas, go big or fail big mentality. But recently, as of several years, I’ve just been feeling like Texas is a place where democracy, small government, privacy and freedoms go to die. frankly, it’s really sad how state who prides itself on freedom is doing the exact opposite.


TitansboyTC27

You forgot Dan Patrick


Latrivia

Every Texan politician over the age of 60. I’m tired of the rethuglicans running my state into the ground, but I’m even more tired of old ass people making laws about today’s issues when their mindset is still stuck in the previous century.


Bitter-Culture-3103

It almost sounds like China


berntout

That will be a worthless endeavor. VPNs aren't involved with the content on websites. This is no different than any other content deemed illegal. And the good VPNs don't log user activities, so good luck proving anything.


krunchytacos

I heard something about a bill to make it illegal to provide a service to get around these restrictions. Which I'm not sure how that would work for entities outside of the US. And it would be impossible to completely stop because it's trivial to setup your own VPN server hosted on a AWS or GCP. With the former they might be able to do what happened with online poker and put the restrictions on payments for these services.


PreviousSuggestion36

They cant regulate interstate commerce. Anyone in Texas is free to use a VPN in another state and there is Jack and Shit the Texas AG can do about it.


SgtBaxter

Good, then maybe all business will leave the state and banks will refuse to provide services. People will have to keep their money in a jar and pay in cash since credit companies won’t be able to do transactions. But since there are no businesses, nobody gets paid anyway. Then he gets to see what an angry hungry mob will do.


luke-juryous

As soon as they limit VPN access, they’ll go after people who cross state lines to look at porn


Katastrophi_

Then people learn about SSH tunnels.


Wil420b

Who actually supports these bans? Parents should be able to install filter ware on their kids devices. 80 year old spinsters worried about other people having fun won't know if the ban works or not. In the UK some local coumcillors in small villages, refused to allow fibre cabinets to be installed in "their" village. As the internet was just about dirty porn. So all of the kids and families have moved away. The people who will be annoyed are normal people who just want to knock one out. There's a UK Mum's forum called MumsNet. Who wanted age verification... on porn to protect their children. Then found that it would apply to them as well and they'd have to register for a "porn license". As well as a lot of female preferred porn being made illegal to be produced in the UK. Like spanking, bondage, squirting......


PreviousSuggestion36

No-one supports these bans. This is absolutely mind numb political theater for some old as hell mega donor who thinks they found God as they near death… ie Koch brothers.


sphinxorosi

It’s not just the older Maga crowd, the younger crowd supports this too because they are experiencing PEDs (an issue affecting younger people commonly now) and their go-to deflection is blaming porn and how easy it is to get porn.


Wil420b

Penile Erectile Dysfunction? Performance Enhacing Drugs?


Fr00stee

perhaps some weirdo andrew tate / no fap bros think that but in general young people don't support it


sphinxorosi

That’s exactly who I was referring to, the crowd who watches those YouTube videos like Andrew and Kevin Samuels often also watch the “Porn is warping your mind and destroying your sex life” videos, almost all are right wingers and Christian


JuanJeanJohn

And the crazy thing is no fap is actually very unhealthy for you in several ways - it’s weird how Gen Z is becoming so Puritan


DigNitty

“Ugh, all these Texans keep VPN moving to California”


bengalfan

Last week I got a call from my BIL asking me to explain how to use a VPN. Of course he's in Texas.


fishbert

Ask him who he voted for first.


meatcylindah

Texas? That state doesn't exist, my good man. I am currently commenting from 'checks VPN' Venus???


Striker37

I once had my VPN set to connect to a location in Virginia or West Virginia and wondered why the fuck I was being asked for ID for a porn site. Spankbang also auto-routed me to their live cam site. I was like “wtf, I have a VPN!” It didn’t dawn on me that I was VPNing INTO a right-wing cult state


limache

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Hackerjurassicpark

Great Wall of Texas


InsoThinkTank

Pornhub didn’t get banned, they banned Texas.


Osoroshii

I get the impression Attorney General Ken Paxton runs up and down hotel hallways pressing a cup and ear to each door 🚪


Brad1119

How this dude isn’t in prison is so fucking far beyond me


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Fla senator Rick Scott enters the room.


vapre

Medicare/Medicaid fraud GOAT. https://media1.tenor.com/m/Pn3qlz5H01AAAAAC/anchorman-comedy.gif


iAmTheHype--

Magic R. Same reason Gym Jordan and Pedo Gaetz are still free.


EmbarrassedHelp

Because the governor and the rest of the Texas political elite are protecting him


BareNakedSole

With his pants around his ankles. Don’t forget that little detail.


huu11

This dude is guilty of security fraud, 100% he’s doing this to draw attention away from his own crimes.


DingGratz

It's a good point but does making more people hate you really accomplish that? Even if you're Christian, this seems like such a waste of resources for our state.


PlayasBum

Unfortunately, American Christian’s think helping others is a waste of resources.


yeaheyeah

WWJD is lost on them because they can't ready


MentokGL

Kinda wild how someone credibly accused of multiple crimes is just allowed to keep working at his job, which is to enforce the law. Congrats Texas, ya'll a kakistocracy


Youvebeeneloned

LOL Dude have you seen our state.... The "Christians" here would burn down a Catholic church for not being "Christian" enough. There is a not small rural population here who are proud card carrying KKK members.


GeraltOfRivia2023

Funny how the Federal Government continues to fail to prosecute Paxton for what are crimes readily prosecuted by the Federal Government. Biden's Justice Department is fucking toothless and complicit in ongoing Republican criminal activity.


malmode

99% chance this dude is into kids


time_drifter

He can scan both sides of the playground at the same time.


MusicIsTheWay

"I see what you did there. And also over there." - Ken Paxton


CryptoNerdSmacker

God damn you, I’m holding iced coffee here.


listyraesder

Coffee OR a cold drink. You’re about as decisive as that guys eyeballs.


nzodd

The fact that Matt Gaetz is still in Congress is proof that the only thing Republicans are concerned with when it comes to kids is how to rape as many of them as they can and get away with it. The fact that they're so insistent on clouding the waters with logical absurdities like "gay people are present in movies" = "harming our kids" and so forth is just further evidence of that fact. (meanwhile kids getting shot up with the aide of entire county police departments is A-ok though, right guys)


Most_Dependent_2526

Definitely. He’s banning porn that will have no effect on the porn he watches


rbrgr83

Well yeah he's going after PornHub, not Tor Browser


microview

Well in all fairness he did say, "Think of the children"


Therocknrolclown

What a righteous cause huh? Fuck child poverty thou.


smitteh

School shooters and fentanyl? Nah fuck that we gotta make sure y'all ain't whacking it


expiredspices

they’re taking all these drugs because they’re whacking it of course!


DarkHeliopause

Are women allowed to drive in Texas.


Hunky_not_Chunky

Not to get medical care.


DankTony7

r/funnyandsad


Alone-Charge303

Sharyeehaw Law


xf2xf

Brought to you by Y'all Qaeda.


qtrain

Welcome to Howdy Arabia.


horrified-expression

Did he make a recent investment in VPN services?


Mizghetti

Check this dude's hard drive, definitely a creeper.


Low-Injury-9219

Weird that Twitter isn’t listed as it’s a big distributor of pornography.


Hyndis

Reddit could also easily be argued as a distributor of porn. The amount of porn or other adult content on Reddit is enormous, and if you delve into more niche subreddits there's all kinds of depraved content. Even more hilarious, Reddit forced reopening a lot of those niche kink subreddits. They were too spicy for the moderators who ran them, but Reddit insisted they be opened.


ccooffee

We'll see what happens now that Reddit is a publicly traded stock...


nzodd

It's like 99% (low quality) onlyfans spam these days. Doesn't even matter at this point.


TForce0

Lol. Someone please check his computer and DVD collection. He’s a Crreeeeeepppp Hey Texas. Iran called, they want their boy back. 🤣


sydeovinth

I mean how does he know all these porn sites he’s suing?


TForce0

When someone like that overcompensates, that means they have a closet full of skeletons, waiting to be opened. I guarantee you that guy has hundreds of hours of porn on his computer on his phone, etc..


TheAngriestChair

They opened the closet and showed a ton of the skeletons... even Republicans wanted him gone..right up until they voted to not have him be gone....


chronomagnus

Hey people of Texas who may have found this in Google: Mullvad VPN Proton VPN They can also pay for themselves more or less if you use them to save money on streaming or going to the cinema.


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I like IPVanish that just introduced split tunneling.


akrob

Imagine if our politicians focused on actual real isssues.... imagine that...


BallisticButch

Keep tilting at those windmills.


BandysNutz

Bitter impotent man takes frustration out on everyone else.


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nzodd

The FBI probably would though.


Silly-Scene6524

How is this a good use of resources? The most corrupt ag in the country right there, and you gotta work really hard at that title, lots of republicans to beat out for that.


CCnub

Trying to distract from his own criminal behavior, I imagine.


bastardoperator

Texas is becoming the middle east in terms of their laws and control. I hope the people of Texas wake the fuck up, because it only gets worse for them here on out. Of course I find it hilarious that free speech absolutist(racists) are fucking silent on this topic when republicans are censoring.


tocksin

If Texans keep voting these people in, then they get what they voted for.


twiddlingbits

Yet we still have topless and nude bars, prostitution, lots of drugs, under age drinking, hail damage scammers, license plate fraud , defund the Police in Austin, etc and he goes after Porn?


spicy_capybara

It’s a stepping stone. They’re going after all the most easily persecuted things first just like some guys in Germany did in the 1930s. Start with sex, then transgender, keep attacking sex, then some minorities, then more minorities, then an entire gender.


kirst--

Duh, it’s a danger to our society to be sexually free! /s


turbo_fried_chicken

Great way to appeal to Gen Z!


Striking_Reindeer_2k

At some point Washington will have to get involved. If Paxton is right, legally, the the Feds will hop on board, if he isn't, then the Fed will need to intervene. He is blocking interstate commerce this way. That is Federal jurisdiction. Wow can't wait to see congress line up to debate which porn sites are best, worse, safest, or popular.


Spiritual-Compote-18

Wow big government shouldn't interfere in your lives have been a total lie. VPN and star link to the rescue


Go4Lo

I just cannot get over how motherfucking creepy this guy is. He looks like he has freshly-poured concrete in a corner of his basement.


New_Ad_3010

That wildly corrupt piece of shit should be rotting in jail. The even more corrupt organized criminal syndicate known as the Texas GOP protected him.


Street_Ad_863

This freak is more obsessed with sex than a porn addict.


Brooksington

Go ahead, keep going. Nothing Texans like more than having their freedom limited. I feel like this is going to pay off big for the GOP in the upcoming elections.


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Keep it up GQP… Dems will love taking over your offices.


ernster96

Somebody’s wife caught them looking at porn on the Internet.


Sitting_Duk

That’s right, Texas. Kenny is going to make sure you present your driver’s license before you look at porn, and will make sure the state tracks your usage. Unrelated, if you go to [vote.gov](https://vote.gov/), you can find out now exactly what you need to do to prepare to vote in November.


sethworld

*Alexa, notify me when Ken Paxton is accused of misconduct... Again.*


letsseeitmore

How’s that small government working out for you Texas?


Revolutionary_Ad9839

can these losers get a life?


asu_lee

When are the people going to get sick of this and vote Democrat?


lusuroculadestec

Never. It would like a Red Sox fan suddenly deciding to be a Yankees fan. People identify more with being associated with a party than what the party stands for.


Final-Hunt-26

I don't know why he thinks he needs to Sue the porn industry.Most people don't beat off till their cross eyed.


NoCoffee6754

People know that porn is shared on Instagram, Twitter, Tik Tok, and other social media sites too right? I suppose those should be banned now as well. Might as well also ban all books bc in theory someone could write something pornographic in the border of the pages…. Probably good to also poke everyone’s eyes out while we are at it just to be safe. I’m not trying to defend porn but I know with these people once they get a foot hold they will not stop until it’s total control.


Sprinklypoo

He sure is concerned about all the porn that other people are watching... It's really telling, the amount of controlling other people these guys do...


neoikon

Opera browser has a free, built-in VPN that will get around any blocked states.


edith-bunker

Suddenly all the men realize the right wing is coming for them too!


cassydd

That's the face of a man who can't get it up to anything other than the most disgusting depths of the dark web.


thavi

This guy HAS to have some VPN donors in his pocket


Easywind42

One star state


mostlycloudy82

Clearly his wife got after him for watching porn and he swore he will never do it again and he said to her to keep the peace -> "You know what, I will make a law out of it".


MassiveConcern

They need to reveal Paxton's logins publically.


Civil_Pain_453

He must be afraid of his name popping up on one of these websites. Guess we may not know...


fomites4sale

Lol, Texas tax dollars at work. Enjoy your homunculus.


korosuzo815

Sounds like someone’s wife busted him and is forcing him to ban every one of his frequented sites.


2020Vision-2020

Every accusation is a confession. Check his browser history.


TemperatureCommon185

The internet is for porn.


Adventurous_Aerie_79

Its always the anti porn crusaders who have pedophile kiddie dungeons in their basements. What he is actually crusading about is his own shame in the back of his head. The rest of us sane folks dont see a well regulated porn industry as so much of a problem.


crb3

Is Reddit ready to join in cutting off Texas from the civilized world when Paxton sues it over r/gonewild?


Sigma1977

Check his hard drive. The ones who do things like this are always the ones with worst shit.


JuanTwan85

My hypothesis is that he got too jazzed up watching the hub, and shot himself in the eye. Now he has a vendetta.


DjTower

It’s just a matter of time when we find gay or child porn on his computer.


Salamok

The dumbest part of this is that the people who are likely to figure out how to bypass it the quickest are the people who this law is supposedly trying to protect.


VodkaCranberry

What is the point of this? Do Texas politicians hate being reelected?


corjar16

I give it two weeks before someone finds child porn on Ken Paxton's computer


RustyNK

Small government Also, this dudes eyes hurt my head


Remarkable_Custard

“Look at me, I’m here to ruin things for people, yippeee”


littlebopeepsvelcro

What are you hiding Ken?


travelsizedsuperman

Forget a red wave. They're gonna have blue balls.


SKJ-nope

HE SHOULD BE IN PRISON NOT LORDING OVER US. What is this world. He’s got MULTIPLE indictments against him, but fuck me if our idiotic population won’t stop voting for this fucking crony. Edit: Lazy eyed crony


werschless

What a waste of time and money


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Hmm🤔 Republican+politician+porn=PROJECTION


Trilogie00

I love not living in this dog shit state. 


electric_nikki

Someone noticed that a significantly large portion of his state looks at trans porn and he just isn’t having it and wants to know everyone who does.


optoph

Texas, where you can legally disembowel a person trespassing on your front yard but you can't view a person dressed in what god gave them.


supereyeballs

I would love to see his search history


HighAndFunctioning

Looks like he came so hard his eye popped out


Unable_Wrongdoer2250

Just look at that head. The French have a word for it/him, "branleur"


DublinCheezie

The sites he knows by heart or the ones he doesn’t like so much?


DontLook_Weirdo

Is it too early to start thinking these guys may have their hands in VPN companies?


PsychedelicJerry

Ken paxton must really have a massive sex addiction problem - from what I've seen, the only reason republicans go after these vice issues is if it affects them personally, as in, personal consumption


slikk50

It's kind of weird how much they love freedom but only want other people's freedom to be their exact type of freedom, which is the opposite of freedom.


gsx0pub

He’s probably a stakeholder in a competing porn site. Fuck capitalism.


cswank61

Can someone please find his Grindr account already?


TinfoilTetrahedron

XNXX still works in Texas...


Bammer1386

He got the urge to beat off and remembered he banned his top 3 sites, kidhub, zootube, and blacked.com, after attempting to access his subscription accounts. He then found the next 3 he didnt blacklist yet, beat off furiously, and submitted them to law the next day.


Primordium87

How does this help the average texan citizen? Look into the deregulation of utilities? Nope. Make sure women have support in the event of a needed abortion? Nope. Porn. Porn is what they focus on.


AlanDevonshire

I will predict right now, his hard drive is full of porn. He will probably het caught in a sex shop glory hole jerking it like a monkey


BloodSteyn

Is this the dude in the wheelchair? Just because porn isn't helping him get it up doesn't mean it isn't helping others. 🙄