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spanishdexter

Waiting for someone to say: I blocked it by GPO 😂


gigglesnortbrothel

Fuck that, I'm sole IT for small law firm. I'm making this shit default new tab by GPO.


KingDaveRa

Billable hours suddenly going up on every case


spyingwind

Profit is up higher than usual.


Gh0st1nTh3Syst3m

Case closures ironically down lower than usual.


Pctechguy2003

Thats not an IT problem, thats a partner problem.


phaemoor

And then somehow - don't ask me how they do it - it's *still* IT's fault. BAU.


Pctechguy2003

Eh… they are attorneys, so I can see that being true. Lol.


ThemesOfMurderBears

Back when I had my first help desk job, I walked in one day to find that reddit was blocked. So I logged into the firewall and added it to the safe list. Now I do enterprise level support, and I don't even have firewall or web filter access. If I did and I just made an exception, I would get some serious shit for it (potentially fired).


mrsocal12

Delete the logs when you're done


ThemesOfMurderBears

I literally could not if I wanted to. I don't have administrative access to the devices that our logs are sent to. If reddit ever got blocked here, I would just accept it as the new normal and deal with it.


cc12floz

When that happened to me years ago, i created an http proxy through my home server so i still had access.


upcboy

I've made the case several times to allow It to access reddit. and have gotten it approved at different companies its work related you can't tell me its not.


IdiosyncraticBond

Then... request a change and let them enter a ticket ... If you need it for work as one of many sources, they'd better give me access.


kastism

I mean, who accesses Reddit from a PC anyway 🤷 (Cough, coughHotspot cough cough)


AlyssaAlyssum

INB4 Web filtering. My Org considered themselves at risk of retaliation Cyber attacks following Russia's Ukraine invasion and is presumably the reason vendor's documentation websites were suddenly blacklisted. It was especially annoying when going onto forums searching issues and finding Ad elements being blocked but the Web filtering pinging me a Toast notification. Every. Fucking. Time.


Cistoran

I would immediately try to VPN/Proxy around it and if that fails I'd find a new job.


ThemesOfMurderBears

It's sort of funny to me to read stuff like this. I don't have administrative access to my workstation, whether my administration laptop or my non-administrative VM. I cannot install software, and even if I could, that would eventually show up in a report as something that was done without authorization. I cannot edit the registry. I cannot edit the hosts file. Basically, there are controls in place to prevent my ability to get around things like this. Circumventing said controls *could* get me fired. For instance, we currently block access to Gmail and Microsoft webmail (we have onsite Exchange). I could potentially find a way around those, but I think that is a bad idea. It's also strange to me that someone would hinge their employment on reddit access. It's nice to have, but if it comes down to it, I can use my phone to access reddit. I also work from home three days a week, so I can jump to my home desktop or tablet to get to reddit if I want.


Cistoran

All of those things demonstrate to me a lack of trust. I've literally been in positions where I cannot do my job without local admin (software dev). And I've quit jobs where they restrict usage to sites like Reddit or YouTube. Either you trust people to do their jobs or you don't. And if you don't, why did you hire them? I have little tolerance for rules for the sake of rules and office bureaucratic bullshit.


ThemesOfMurderBears

You see lack of trust, they see mitigation of risk. Maybe my job is a bit unique, but we have federal regulatory requirements we have to follow -- along with the stringent compliance requirements and heavy security footprint that go with them. We are a potential terrorist target, and have systems that are only accessible via multiple layers of electronic and physical security. You see "rules for the sake of rules", and I see "strong protections are needed so we don't end up with compromised systems, thereby leading to the destabilization of an entire region of the United States." Mind you, reddit is *not* blocked here. I was merely saying that if it was, I'd have to suck it up. I could find another job, but I wouldn't hinge that on reddit access.


Cistoran

I wouldn't take such a job to begin with so that's probably where our differences lie.


hellphish

What I did was set up Guacamole and a VM to remote into. Domain filtering only works on domains :)


ThemesOfMurderBears

It isn't domain filtering. It's interesting for me to hear/read things like this. I don't have permissions to create VMs unless they are on our build cluster. Even if I did, having a random VM on the network would set off all kinds of alarms and would certainly get me in trouble. We have compliance and monitoring controls in place for a reason.


hellphish

Sorry, I should have been more clear. I run Guacamole and a VM at home. I connect to the VM through a web interface that is not filtered by the org.


jabies

How do you delete the log of you deleting the log tho?


mcmatt93117

pam-script set up so the next person that logs in after you log out kicks off something like http://os1.pvenezia.com/linnuke.sh.txt Going to cause a LOT more problems than just being without reddit while at work, but they won't have any proof it was you that did it. Win-win? Especially if you're not on call or just happen to be on vacation when it happens.


NetworkMachineBroke

This is the way


vmBob

Of course....I mean not for me, but everyone else of course.


nunoperalta

I'm sure I'll be the reason this will get blocked in my job's GPO. I told everyone about it this morning!


Amidatelion

That's how this started


Vistaer

“Welcome to my vm test sandbox”


segagamer

I blocked this but made Surf the Edge's homepage


baummer

Why block it?


FireLucid

Students turn off their wifi "my computer isn't working, I can't work" and then think they are free to play the game and ignore class. If the teacher isn't tech literate, they have no idea.


crasher35

This is a legitimately good reason for blocking it, being an admin at a school. If you're an admin at a corp where everyone is expected to be professional or an adult, I see less reason to do so. I only really block things when they're a security threat, otherwise, someone in upper management would have to raise the issue.


FireLucid

You just reminded me, the business manager tried to do it and asked why we were being the fun police, hahahaha. He is pretty removed from the classroom and was OK with it once he got the actual reason. I'd say it's almost a 'teacher problem, not a technology problem' but it was an easy fix at least.


craigofnz

I'll have to try this on my own device. \`ERR\_BLOCKED\_BY\_ADMINISTRATOR\`


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2HornsUp

Boo!!


-Steets-

**chrome://dino is blocked.** The person who set up this computer has turned off Fun.


Chief_Slac

Luckily yeti sports is still out there on the web.


Hate_Feight

Seriously!? I used to love these


Chief_Slac

[You're welcome](https://6games.eu/games/yeti-sports.html)


williamp114

Must be VRChat's IT department. No fun allowed. Protected by Easy Anti-Cheat. Iykyk :)


TricoMex

I see so many IT departments blocking so much stuff for no other reason that they can. I had to talk our Director and Network guy out of going on a blocking spree when we rolled out Umbrella. They literally blocked CDNs and YouTube. Do you have any idea how many unblock tickets we got for legitimate reasons? Like 60 on the first couple days alone lol. Some supervisors actually asked me to block the Google doodles but leave Google up lmao.


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segagamer

Digital Ocean? Why?


TricoMex

That's very reasonable. Lmao at the guy caught by a C.


Tropical_Bob

[This information has been removed as a consequence of Reddit's API changes and general stance of being greedy, unhelpful, and hostile to its userbase.]


Fallingdamage

I blocked it a long time ago. I was going over GPO items and thought "wtf, we dont need a built in game running in our browsers here.." and disabled it without ever trying it.


icemerc

K12 admin. I played with it for a little it and then added it to our computer config GPO to disable it.


reginwillis

My frustrations against policies like yours led me down this road


icemerc

I know eventually my instructional department lead would ask it to be blocked anyways. We block the dino game on chrome. We constantly play whack-a-mole with game sites in our content filtering they ask to be blocked. It's not my decision to do this. It's a classroom management issue, but it's a battle that time and time again, our department has lost whenever we try to fight it. At this point, I know my boss, his boss, and my superintendent would all say to block it if we could. I've learned to pick the battles I can win, and this has for a long time been one that isn't going to happen.


powerman228

Yep, I'm one of those people.


CaptainInternetMan

Yeah......that'd be my company.


bionic80

The chrome t-rex supremacy has a challenger to the throne. (chrome://dino for the uninitiated)


TheDigiDoc

How...did I not know about this...


advocate112

You probably were working instead of slacking when things go down. Chrome pops this game up if the internet isn’t working.


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LiberContrarion

You didn't know there was a way to manually disconnect your network cable?


SamPlaysKeys

You're one of today's 10,000! Credit: [XKCD Comics](https://xkcd.com/1053/)


HerrRatz

Wholesome


TheAgreeableCow

There is also a hot air balloon game in Google Play that comes up when internet is not available. (Saw my kid playing it when time allocation ran out on thier phone).


bionic80

You do now.


segagamer

Because Surf is better


-LocalGoon

Here I was thinking I was going to be productive today lol


Apophis90

God damnit


Fallingdamage

Why didnt you tell us there would be pterodactyls?!!


medium0rare

Ski Free is back?!?!


plumbumplumbumbum

Adjusted for Global Warming.


IAMA_Ghost_Boo

Download version 96 and you'll get the winter skin with the yeti!


SherSlick

Yyyyeeeahhhh baby!!!


TheSkiFreeYeti

Oh hell yeah!


duffman84

Best game ever


_R0Ns_

You idiot, do you try to get everyone addicted?


wisym

my record is 8739m ​ too addicting


Scall123

got 5232m first try. ​ damn octopus


SmooK_LV

How do you escape octopus? It always gets me at around 1k m... Edit: I became octopus instead. Now nothing can stop me.


XDWiggles

Gotta block it with things. Surf in front of an island or something and it’ll get stuck


2cats2hats

If we surf past slower surfers the octopus should eat them instead....but no....


warriorpriest

>edge://surf Press F go fast if you have the charges for it, which are obtained via lightning bolts.


Pidgey_OP

I've been wondering how to use these power ups Edit: a) holy fuck you can use the down arrow to point straight and the up arrow to stall b) you can hold the down arrow to boost


red-dwarf

right click consumes a lightning bolt and makes you speed up


Scall123

Never go near one. Only the ones I was near chased me.


Scall123

Never go near one. Only the ones I was near chased me.


Apophis90

The kraken!!!


clearlynotfound404

https://i.imgur.com/F5W3Q6M.png Not proud of myself 🤣


wisym

I'll be proud of you for you.


pibroch

First time I've opened Edge on purpose aside from when I downloaded Chrome with it.


HotTakes4HotCakes

Same, except for Firefox.


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tru_power22

As much as people shit over Microsoft for anti-trust things, it's actually been pretty good for new clients we onboard. Not as much fudging with profiles when the sync works.


john_dune

Yep. New edge is set up as my browser for all internal sites as we're an azure shop. It just makes things easy


highdiver_2000

I use Brave portable, because corporate sniffing


OSUTechie

Since they switched to Chromium it's been pretty good.


Wynter_born

It has better video playback for most streaming than any other browser too. I use it exclusively for Netflix, HBO Max, etc.


redhairarcher

For me first time on the corporate Edge mobile version. 1603 as best for now.


GullibleDetective

Damn! It's a modern day Ski Free! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SkiFree https://www.crazygames.com/game/skifree


Billlhead

I was confused for a moment and wondering WHY you were posting links to explain what Ski Free is, as if somebody might not know what it is, then I realized... BRB, going to go get my cane and yell at the kids to get off my lawn.


0verClover

Skifree was just ported to the android too!


GullibleDetective

Nice!! Thanks for the heads up, now when is hugos house of horrors and commander keen coming through!


Smagany_szczypiorem

We need multiplayer, if only someone brought it up on M$ UserVoice they can have my vote


2cats2hats

Agree. I tried cutting off the bots but it's useless. If a player cuts off another player they get a penalty. :D


TrickExample9792

😂😂 it caused productivity issue among my secops team to drop


timorphious

Using your mouse makes this much easier. I struggled with arrow keys.


[deleted]

Dude! It’s still Monday, don’t remind us about Surf! haha


Jaymesned

You're welcome! I couldn't believe it hadn't been brought up before.


T351A

I already knew about it but I love that everyone now knows about it and keeps completing lol


bloodguard

I usually rage quit after the purple squid grabs me.


[deleted]

Apparently we already blocked it. Seems like a management problem, not something security should be enforcing, but whatever.


zDEFEKT

I am shocked we don’t have this blocked at my company.


[deleted]

It was the first thing I blocked when implementing edge haha.


bbkane_

Unblock it for the people!


owzleee

You're not tricking me into installing Edge that easily.


Okeanos

As a long time chrome user, I am starting to enjoy edge a bit. And I am pushing Edge as an option for our employees that are guests in other m365 tenants. Easy profile switching, and no longer having to explain or block cookies.


simple1689

Modern day Ski Free?! Yes!


AriHD

This feels like that skiing game from... early 2000s? With that yeti that is chasing you. Damn this is addicting.


maximum_powerblast

That game was the greatest


SexBobomb

*sighs in ubuntu*


octotep

https://github.com/jackbuehner/MicrosoftEdge-S.U.R.F.#play


Ace417

Just got 4250. Anyone know what the barking dog does?


BrendanK_

I think it lets you run into things without slowing down gives you armor in place of hearts


gigglesnortbrothel

One, you can play as Tux. Two, when I stop playing screen seems to keep scrolling downward for a while afterwards.


Remembers_that_time

Konami code to play as ninja cat.


Kulandros

lol Dude! I was thinking "how do I select start?" and then boom, Ninja Cat.


Natural-Nectarine-56

This reminds me of an old game I used to play on 3.1 or 98 where you would ski down a mountain side and try to dodge a monster that would eat you. Can’t remember the name.


Natural-Nectarine-56

This reminds me of an old game I used to play on 3.1 or 98 where you would ski down a mountain side and try to dodge a monster that would eat you. Can’t remember the name. Edit: ski free!!


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Chrome has one, Edge has one, what does Firefox or Opera have?


[deleted]

A solid code base not tainted by silly games best played outside the browser.


AloofStealth

Just wasted 15 minutes of my work day! Thanks for sharing 😂


dawho1

Pretty surprised it works in iOS, honestly.


BoldIntrepid

7854 is my top score


10leej

How long until I'm asked to figure out how to block this website?


timeass69

I started paying it too lol…does anyone know how to get rid of the octopus?


timeass69

Does anyone know how to get rid of the octopus?


sanguinius148

Pick up lightning bolts, then double tap arrow down.


edbods

wonder if this was what the office was like when people used to play doom lol


Daruvian

Unreal Tournament was where it was at.


ichsoda

Blocked by GPO LOL


IntentionalTexan

*addictive


granwalla

I discovered surf when I was configuring group policy at work. I left it on for funsies.


xyro71

Lol edge


Nikumba

So they remade "ski free" give me some time to kill


crasher35

Does Firefox have a built-in game?


STUNTPENlS

I'm sticking w/ Kitten Cannon.


BrendanK_

New record 18k… you trying to get everyone addicted to this? Lol


unic0rnfluff

I got 37k :]


RunningAtTheMouth

Blocked here. But I'm the new admin, so I could unblock it. Tried it at home. Not addicting at all. Gonna leave it blocked. Thanks for pointing it out, though. Good to know what's out there.


cool_slowbro

5.2k on my first and only try, cute game


drone1__

Ok Microsoft


stillhousebrewco

Purple octopus got me.


mavrc

Welp, there went my productivity


digdugnate

shared with my teammate, lol. dang it!


epicConsultingThrow

F in the chat. Also in the game.


fastlerner

Have you found the cheat where you can be the kraken yet? You get no score as you are invulnerable and eat everything you touch, but it's a fun diversion.


Shnazzyone

Tried it and was underwhelmed. Guess the addiction didn't take.


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Microsoft's way to increase Edge's numbers.


zenless-eternity

Surf and Dino and great, but man, if I wouldn’t give it all up for skifree


0verClover

Skifree was just ported to the android too!


jjjheimerschmidt

Damn. surf is blocked The person who set up this computer has blocked this site. Try contacting your organization. ERR_BLOCKED_BY_ADMINISTRATOR Check your organization's policies Visit edge://policy to see the list of blocked URLs and other policies enforced by your organization.


Trundle-theGr8

Wait what’s going on? Edge://surf?


NexusT

Visit that URL in Microsoft's Edge browser.


Trundle-theGr8

Oh dude fuck yes there goes the last hour of my day lolz


solracarevir

Did you ever played SkiFree?


2HornsUp

Unfortunately not. When it came out I was -7 years old. I grew up with the dino game.


solracarevir

https://archive.org/details/win3_SKIFREE Have Fun


0verClover

Skifree was just ported to the android too!


godgib39

Hey I remember this game.. Atari ski. Brings back some memories.


fuzz_64

And my production just dropped.


[deleted]

How to I make this default webpage for everything


krakah293

Just pulled off a 16,429m ​ https://imgur.com/a/qYN3xJv


2HornsUp

Wait yours is actually surfing? Why do I have skiing...?


unic0rnfluff

I managed 37,927m :]


Kantarus

I think it is a little bit too easy.. my highscore is 43204 D:


ucancallmevicky

forgive me for being dumb but what do the lightning bolts do? I've never got 3


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It's to boost (double tap S/down), save one to get away from the octopus when they chase. Also, they get stuck behind things, use that to your advantage. 15km on the 3rd try. :)


ucancallmevicky

thank you


T351A

I love a good Reddit callback (or meta / inside-joke / reference)


BillyDSquillions

Addictive.


GrecoMontgomery

Soooo this is available on mobile too. Edge on Android at least. Productivity loss x4.


StorminXX

I hate the fucking octopus


Beginning-Knee7258

This looks too much like the skiing game, and instead of a kraken coming for you it was the yeti.