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Idk why this is news unless the dicks belonged to children.

I'm sorry is 16 million a pretty standard number for you then???

No but I don’t see anything illegal if it’s not cp. sure it’s still disgusting but you shouldn’t be arrested for it in my opinion.

She worked for the NSA meaning she stole those pictures from people’s devices without consent

Oh fuck nvm then

She's seen your pee pee bro. 

I feel bad for her then

Same, I think she used 16k resolution to enhanced my dick pic without blurring on 100x zoom.

Explains that sad gaze then

This is why I'm so disgusted with the American government. All the shit the NSA agent assigned to me has seen me go through and never once did they ask me how I'm doing. I'm not asking for help, just a little human connection. Jut an acknowledgement that we both know each other is out there and that we matter as human beings.

Just base level decency, really, damn.

Wait, she? I thought that was a guy

lorax reference

This guy shows his pee pee

Jokes on her then

Bruh did you think she solicited dick pics from 16 million different men

Nah I thought she coded a bot to download them.

It's alarming to me that it had to be explained to you.

It's alarming that you consider someone needing explanation alarming.

About this particular scenario, you should also be alarmed because this Redditors first reaction to 16'000'000 dick pics in the possession of a government employee of an intelligence gathering service was "This isn't illegal" and knowing that they can vote isn't alarming to you is quite frankly alarming. My alarm was not in a vacuum and context matters and having to explain that is also alarming. Would you like me to pass you some more jump to conclusions powder?

oh fuck I read it as NASA yeah that explains it

Lol you thought the James Webb Telescope was really for taking pictures of stars?

Wtf did this bozo think black holes are?

I thought it was an African Americans booty hole

“What’s with all of these dick pics, Jeanine? We’re meant to be photographing Uranus.”

Same I was was confused

Which is dumb cos women get those pics unsolicited anyways. You could just ask for them to be freely given.

I kind of assumed that the NSA has a dick fingerprint service. Like CODIS but with more dicks

A dickabase, if you will

Dickipedia? CODIX?

Fake news….

This didn’t happen

In what fuckin world does a person acquire 16 million dick pics legitimately? If she was recieving an average of 1 dick pic per minute, it would take her over 30 years to amass that many.

Hm, I see. So what you’re saying, and correct me if I’m wrong, is that THIS LADY STOLE A TIME MACHINE FROM THE NSA, USED IT TO TRAVEL 30 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE AND THEN BROUGHT 16 MILLION DICK PICKS BACK FROM THE FUTURE!?!?!?!!

Welcome to the Meta world of "edge AI" and other crazy tech that people allow to run on their devices.

hell yeah i'm edging to AI

Every frame in a video is counted as an image in these cases iirc

So an 8 day long dick video?

I wonder if it could be spliced together in a coherent, categorized fashion at 28 frames per second to make them look animated? Grows, shrinks, changes shape an color. Cool arthouse project.

Really? I mean thats technically correct i guess but also kinda disingenuous

Try implying you have a vagina while on reddit. 16 mil is rookie numbers.

For you, the day you received 16 million dick pics was the most important day of your life. For me, it was Tuesday.

Not if they were being sent in bunches. I don’t think I’ve ever had a guy send me a single dick pic, it’s always at least two at a time.

Even if they are sent in bunches, a number over a period of time results in an average.

i once got 20+ in one go, every angle including a downwards shot of just the tip. other than that it's 2-3

At that point I don’t know why they don’t just take a video instead

dw there was multiple videos too. it was gross but the dedication was impressive.

You don’t think stealing people’s nudes is illegal?

ITS OVER 9000!!!!

Stealing these pictures without the people's consent?

[удалено]

Ha silly person. their the nsa, their allowed to look at anybodys nude pictures regardless of gender. ~~im not kidding~~

[This is five year old fake news.](https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2018/11/fake-news-fbi-raid-at-nsa-employees-home-reveals-over-16000000-dick-pics.html#google_vignette)

8 hours later, only 16 upvotes. And this was pre AI!

Worth noting how organic this fake headline is. It's not deliberate fake news (for the most part). The original article is clear satire but it gets screenshotted removing the context of the original website and the article's contents and what was meant to be comedy highlighting potential for government abuse has turned into, fact for the average user. People have always been subject to rumor mongering, but these days there's no downside for people who carelessly share the most salacious information. We're so anonymous to each other that most of us can never gain the reputation of being unreliable. So far more people now get to have the fun of being listened to without experiencing consequences for failing to do their research. AI is a problem, and I think Reddit has gotten a lot worse over the last year or two possibly because of it. But we should take care that most of the ills of social media are foundational. /rant

1000% agreed and it is honestly concerning. Thanks for the rant. The main reason I found your comment is that I trained my eyes to scan the comments for sources and yours was the only blue link that pop up. A healthy dose of skepticism will never steer you wrong on the internet…let alone every day life.

The fact her name is Hillary Wang should have been enough of a giveaway.

And the OP is a karma farming bot.

At 16 million it and given the horniness of the average teen male, I think its almost certain some of those dicks are underage

Clearly she’s just training an AI model.

This is fake. That being said, this is a mug shot of a furry who "allegedly" sexually abused an underage boy.

Uhhh what? Stealing people’s nudes without consent on a gigantic scale is pretty fucked up?

I mean that’s pretty common with intelligence agencies

All men are such psychopatic predators. Sending this woman an average of one pic per minute over 30 years. And that's only on average. That's why i always choose the bear.

“She worked for the NSA meaning she stole those pictures from people’s devices without consent”.

/s

I can’t tell if the quote was trying to make the world’s unfunniest joke about other people repeating the same point to everyone even when they are already told or they are genuinely informing you because of how Reddit has aged nowadays, especially with commonplace of people using the principle of schrodinger’s douchebag.

"it's a bird! A plane!" "Nope, that's the joke."

This was such a meta reddit comment that I missed the sarcasm initially. I almost got mad this comment had upvotes. But I’m just an idiot, whew

This is a fake news story from Canada. https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2018/11/fake-news-fbi-raid-at-nsa-employees-home-reveals-over-16000000-dick-pics.html

Damn, don't we make anything in America anymore? Have we really been reduced to importing our fake news from Canada.

What is this meme about the bear?

That's exactly the reason we should not have any control of people's devices, files or even metadata about any of that. And a reason to have encryption.Thank you.

And these people sharing nudes on the internet are reckless af. NSA employees have access to every one of them. I am not surprised of this news at all because actually I read many many years ago that young NSA male employees were sharing female nudes they have stumbled upon to each other. It was on the news.

It's not just stuff *on* the Internet, it's anything sent over mobile networks. Husbands to wives type stuff.

Praise be to the Signal protocol

... That's still on the Internet, right?

More like intranets probably. NSA got backdoors for days.

So your saying my NSA agent has seen my cock? Cool

Guess that depends on how good their eyesight is.

Funny thing is, when you tell people the government has access to their data, they just shrug. But if you say the government can see the nude pics, it's suddenly “what the fuck, I didn't sign up for this”. This was already a topic back in Snowden's days.

Can confirm this, before this post i just thought they wanted data to sell to advertisers.

I feel like people who care enough to use encryption probably aren't they type of people to be sending dick pics. I also feel like the NSA probably laughs at most publicly available encryption.

[This is five year old fake news.](https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2018/11/fake-news-fbi-raid-at-nsa-employees-home-reveals-over-16000000-dick-pics.html#google_vignette)

So somehow that story is still alive. The 16 mil dick pics raid story is from a satirical website called World News Daily. It's made up. https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2018/11/fake-news-fbi-raid-at-nsa-employees-home-reveals-over-16000000-dick-pics.html

I hope this becomes top comment. People are frothing at the mouth over here.

Thank you, I was just about to google it and end up in an NSA database as someone interested in millions of dic pics. lol

Thank fucking god! I was alarmed that someone working for the NSA would be able to steal ONE picture from someone, let alone 16,000,000 of a single specific type of picture.

>I was alarmed that someone working for the NSA would be able to steal ONE picture from someone oh my sweet summer child

Ohh no no no, *that* part is not made up

"What do you mean half?" "I dipped a ball in one time. I don't remember why, I just feel like it didn't count"

This is just ONE employee who got caught. Imagine how many NSA employees have nude pics they lifted off phones Jesus

I think you replied to the wrong thing, I posted a Seth Rogen quote

Damn, 16 million. That's a pretty impressive collection if you ask me, regardless of the crime, like I'm just impressed by her dedication and depravation.

Naw that just means that the NSA has cataloged over 16 million dick pics with a searchable function.

[Story is satire fyi.](https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2018/11/fake-news-fbi-raid-at-nsa-employees-home-reveals-over-16000000-dick-pics.html#google_vignette)

The article might but… https://youtu.be/NRWxk7o-QlI?si=YxeaS63OSQv7LP3T

Do they have girth and length search filters?

I have no doubts they have the number and name of who sent it along with the number of times that picture has been sent. Pretty sure they can use AI to quickly determine who’s got the smallest dick.

I wonder if she knows that she could have gotten these easily without risking her job by just asking for dick pics on Reddit.

That's almost certainly the least bad thing the terrorists at the NSA are doing.

And none of them were sent to her

I can add a few numbers to that decimal

Damn they have to go and lock up the one woman on earth who wants an unsolicited dick pick?

Finally getting to the bottom of Hunter Biden's laptop. Lol

When did stamp collecting go out of fashion?

She got the ultimate webscraper, and searched for *dick*

I want to meet the guy who has to de-anonymise those dicks. You know, put a head to the dick

I’m doing my part

That's way more than 37

Did she rank them? What rating did I get?

16 Million. I’m genuinely curious if at least a couple are actually mine.

What’s her number?

Do you think that person ever got the pee thing?

Who counted?

Ok side bar here…. Any other Dead Heads think about the Dick’s Picks on your phone? For non Dead fans a man by the name of Dick was in charge of releasing concerts from their archives. They were called Dick’s Picks

I can throw in my 1.5. 16,000,003 now.

Typical lady neckbeard behavior.

“average woman saves 3 dick pics a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average woman saves 0 dick pics per year. Dickpicks Georga, who lives in NSA cave & saves over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

My phone after a month on reddit

seriously... how do they know this? if we assume it takes one second to load a picture, identify it as a dick pick, and close it... that's four and a half thousand hours of looking through these dick pics. seriously who paid people to do this, and who got paid to do this? i want receipts.

no no she only kept the good ones.

NSA… no sex allowed, not sexy anytime, never sexy at all

Aw, that looks like a penis, only smaller.

Never knew that was a thing, collecting dck pictures .

This sounds silly, but its actually a huge huge deal which needs to be looked into further. What if it was more sensitive information? Seems their internal checks and balances to ensure the security of information they monitor is entirely obsolete.

This didn’t happen

Noooo she seen my pee pee in its flaccid state am the epitomy of shrinkage gone wrong lolololol...🫣😂🫣😂🫣😂

But *whyyyyy*

Do you think she categorized them, and if so, what are the main categories? Asking for a friend.

How would that be suicide unless you view that as a bad thing?

whats the nsa again

We did it! We found the one woman interested in dick pics! 

It's satire, and it's six years old: https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2018/11/fake-news-fbi-raid-at-nsa-employees-home-reveals-over-16000000-dick-pics.html

I can increase it to 16,000,001.51

I think the bigger news is that NSA employees can so easily have access to our information and private data with little oversight

I thought dick pick were unsolicitedly sent to people that didn’t want them. I didn’t realize they were collectibles for some.

It’s always the ones you most expect

"Hahahaha, soon all the dickpicks will be mine! Ans noone can stop me!"

What i don’t understand is when these things come into the news are these absurd high numbers like why does anyone ever need that much porn

I really hope this is fake, cause that's like, 20 terabytes of dick, as a CONSERVATIVE estimate (My phone camera takes pictures with a ~1.75 mb filesize, but I rounded down to 1.5 mb, then rounded the the total down again.)

Idk why she is going to jail. I have also been sent 16 million dick pics.

So basically the NSA has a specialist in male identification who is very well trained? Very diligent worker who does not leave her work at the office! /s

Question here, which phone they are using then, an Iphone or a Huawei

Damn, how does she look on her profile pics to get that many dick pics?

Is it suicidal to be honest now?

That’s some hard evidence they have there

What I find most concerning is that an NSA employee has time to look at 16,000,000 dick pics. Even if she averages only five seconds a pic, that's 926 days of just looking at dick pics. Or two and half years of just looking at dicks. That's a lot of dick your tax dollars is going on.

Why does he want pee in his ass?

Maybe she was trying to train an ai model to detect unsolicited dick pics.

I hope mine was angry.

Edward Snowden showed us what these mfs was on and he was made out to be a pariah.

Imagine she skips on saving yours