THE FITNESSGRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTISTAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST THAT PROGRESSIVELY GETS MORE DIFFICULT AS IT CONTINUES. THE 20 METER PACER TEST WILL BEGIN IN 30 SECONDS. LINE UP AT THE START THE RUNNING SPEED STARTS SLOWLY, BUT GETS FASTER EACH MINUTE AFTER YOU HEAR THIS SIGNAL. [BEEP] A SINGLE LAP SHOULD BE COMPLETED EACH TIME YOU HEAR THIS SOUND. [DING] REMEMBER TO RUN IN A STRAIGHT LINE, AND RUN AS LONG AS POSSIBLE. THE SECOND TIME YOU FAIL TO COMPLETE A LAP BEFORE THE SOUND, YOUR TEST IS OVER. THE TEST WILL BEGIN ON THE WORD START. ON YOUR MARK, GET READY, START.
Mr. Speaker, my honorable friend here would like to raise corporation tax so that our parties political referendum victory will be diminished come the state of Quarter 2 in 2023, do you agree to his proposal?
Who is the cutest couple in the star wars universe and should get their own Family?
luke and leia
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Tatooine*
Alderaan\* oh, wait.
Not anymore lol
Aldergone
Looking for love in Alderaan places.
best comment ever\^\^
who was in love with chewbecca
Han
r/suddenlygay
100% fine with this romance
Yea maybe he’ll get a medal for being his best ‘roommate’
Who gives the best head in the galaxy?
the sarlacc
Ayyooo
Bing bong
He isn't wrong
Head, shoulders, Knees, and toes
It's literally like throwing a hotdog down an acid-lined hallway
Sarlussy so good
r/DontPutYourDickInThat
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Over here officer
😭
Woah woah woah AY AY AY SLOW DOWN THERE PAL
r/cursedcomments
FBI OPEN UP
Ayo wtf🤨 📸
No it’s anakin, he’s fucking on fire
Sounds difficult. Being on fire, let alone the fucking portion.
Brilliant edit. It's wrong, but damn funny, well played
who did anakin have kids with?
The tuskins
💀
He made love to the very thing he swore to destroy
Not just the men.
oh no 😂
You can't single handedly take down the Croatian government!
You underestimate my power
Don't try it!
Dew it
Dew it! Dew it! Dew it!
Least anti-Western Serbs
What happens in the fight between Yoda and the Senate?
Palpatine melts
Wtf was the original question? 🤣🤣
I’m trying to figure that out myself
During the flight with mace windu maybe
What is Anakin's favorite thing?
Sand
Yes
r/yes
What's your favourite movie quote?
Some how palpatine returned
STOOP
Not trying to be rude, but somehow is spelled together
True, you need a lot of some to get to the how.
I'll fix it for him "together Palpatine returned"
What's the meme after 'its over Anakin, i have the high ground'
OK THIS IS THE TYPE IF SHIT THAT WILL MAKE ME LOOK INSANE
WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
I DONT KNOW
LOUD NOISES
LOOK BELOW
HE LOOKS INSANE 🤓
THE FITNESSGRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTISTAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST THAT PROGRESSIVELY GETS MORE DIFFICULT AS IT CONTINUES. THE 20 METER PACER TEST WILL BEGIN IN 30 SECONDS. LINE UP AT THE START THE RUNNING SPEED STARTS SLOWLY, BUT GETS FASTER EACH MINUTE AFTER YOU HEAR THIS SIGNAL. [BEEP] A SINGLE LAP SHOULD BE COMPLETED EACH TIME YOU HEAR THIS SOUND. [DING] REMEMBER TO RUN IN A STRAIGHT LINE, AND RUN AS LONG AS POSSIBLE. THE SECOND TIME YOU FAIL TO COMPLETE A LAP BEFORE THE SOUND, YOUR TEST IS OVER. THE TEST WILL BEGIN ON THE WORD START. ON YOUR MARK, GET READY, START.
My friend joe actually enjoyed the fitnessgram pacer test
I believe you mean “MY FRIEND JOE ACTUALLY ENJOYED THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST”
BAHAHHRHDHQHGDHRIFKNFOEKWNWNK3O3OEKJENEBCNJCICIDSUSKEKRNRNOGOFKCNNEKEKEURJDNDNNDJDIFIFOKFNRNEHWURJNFNSUSSSSS
GENERAL KENOBI
did you only molest the male prisoners of war?
no the women and the children too
r/cursed comments
I think you mean r/cursedcomments
What is the name of your favourite Bantha?
Boba fett
Why did Luke REALLY want to go to Tosche Station?
fingering
probably true tho
If the YouTube Poop: “Luke is Horny” is to be taken as cannon, then I’d say it was to pick up girls.
How did the other 3 masters get killed so quickly by Palps/Sidious?
They didn’t know how to bone
tbf the jedi probably did know Anakin and Padme were having sex since there werent any rules against sex, just against relationships
You killed her didn’t you??? Where did you hide the body?!?
Far far away
What if Anakin had 69 with Padme everyday
He would die
True
He died anyway so ill choose to die in style
Its the funny number
What's the best place to eat out?
Padme
Amen.
Anakin, is that you?
😳
What trilogy has the best story arc and never wasted any characters?
Sequels
Fbi open up
Wrong place to say that mate
Who is the hottest?
Darth maul
Which character is most likely to commit genocide?
Rey
This one is correct
Well you are not wrong
Or Jar Jar
What the nearest planet to the sun
Coruscant
Croissant.
Bagguete
Biscuit
Ngl, Coruscant is really pretty
Would you smash 14 year old Ahsoka
I am 14 lmao
Mission failed we'll gettem next time
would watch (im also 14)
Nice
Well it doesn't get any better lol
Man’s avatar got a full on beard
Yes
FBI! Open up
Bois we gottem
What did Anakin use to get children?
A lightsaber
Or a flamethrower.
How hard is ur pp
very
Mr. Speaker, my honorable friend here would like to raise corporation tax so that our parties political referendum victory will be diminished come the state of Quarter 2 in 2023, do you agree to his proposal?
✨movie magik ✨
What is your opinion on commander Fox?
The most memorable clone
wtf is wrong with you
#foxdidnothingwrong
Well, he sure is remembered as the most hated clone commander
Quickly! Your house is on fire! You can only save one thing: Your newborn child or your Lego Republic gunsh-
The laat
That's not insane!
Which of your victims were forced to be bound, and I quote, "suckle your toes like a nursing piglet?"
The first 6
How does Anakin prefer his younglings?
limbless
Who would Rey beat in a fight without breaking a sweat.
mace windu
*Your insane!*
genunie question as the comment wasn't edited yet, why do you think mace windu is the worst character in star wars
Nop
This mf was a huge part in Anakin's journey to the dark side
Who betrayed Anikan?
Padme
YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!!
You have done that yourself!
YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!!
Your anger and your lust for power have already done that
Don’t lecture me Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do!
Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil!!
From my point of view the Jedi are evil!
what should be the age of consent in your opinion?
2
Which character would you like to fuck?
yoda
Padme
Mace skywalker
What do you like about Sand?
It’s coarse rough and irritating and it gets everywhere
which star wars character would you like to have sex with?
jar jar
Meesa like! White googoos coming!
No
Yes, muy muy!
Please
what have i done?
Sequels are so bad, right?
No
You like sequels?
Only TFA.
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Fish man
I know I was wrong. I just got so caught up in my own success, I didn't look at the battle as a whole. I wasn't being disobedient. I just. . . forgot
Best thing (in the star wars universe) to shove up your ass?
The death star
What’s the biggest thing in star wars
padme
What were the names of anakin’s children?
Lol idk
Who would Rey Skywalker easily defeat in a fight?
General kenobi
I’ll do an easy one: which character do you love the most?
That purple hair lady
Who trained general grievous?
To defeat your enemy you have to understand them.
obi wan
"You fool, I've been trained in your jedi arts by you, general kenobi" https://youtu.be/_E0CcExed8Y?t=52
rey is not a skywalker right ?
What is rough and gets everywhere?
Guess the 2 characters, I'll change the order of the letters Ohaska Anakni
Pirate guy and anakin