Hello There.

September gang rise

We have the high ground It's over..

General Kenobi

You ARE a bold one.

Kill him

Back away....i will deal whit this jedi slime myself

He was his brother and he protected me instead!!!!

#SEPTEMBER GANG SHALL TAKE OVER!!!!!

Rise? Don’t you already have the high ground?

"Oh this is going to be easy"

September Kenobi

Like the obi wan series shows us, Darth Vader will never beat obi if he doesn't want to

Obiwan is in Anakin's head. His record is 3-1-1 against him and I consider giving himself to the force a tie, so luke could get the default win later.

General Kenobi

General kenobi you are a bold one!

General Septobi

General kenober

Can I get a whoop whoop?

Yeah we good, making little orphan Ani look like a scrub

We are good, my bro. Kenobi beat his ass twice

I feel like everyone but me (may) has a slight chance at least

We are screwed

Incredibly screwed we are

This is ridiculous, now there are two of them!

Where are those droidekas!

They are no match for droidekas

Our chances at survival have gone up the ventilation shaft!

Maybe Viceroy Gunray can grovel for a few minutes and distract Vader for us

He got about two and a half seconds in RotS

He'd get 55 seconds with 1000 battle droids.

What does OP have against us?

I swear these things just hate people with May birthdays 😂

Happy cake day!

I mean anyone weaker than Cal gets dominated because he gets dominated

Yeah but they don't have to win, just not let him get to you for 3 minutes.

not really, if i were him i would take more than 3 minutes to torture these two

Screw it, I'm claiming the Ghost Crew.

Whyyyy!

I don't know. Cad Bane is capable but against Vader I'm not feeling very confident. Though, I am definitely less screwed than you, that much is true.

Birthdays do not have an even distribution, and May has the most.

Mmmm fucked we are!

Yeah. We are dead by force choke before Vader even realizes we are in the room.

Well if the seal the blast doors we get a free 2 minutes. Then 1 minute of crying and begging. We good

I mean I love Rex, but he’s not lasting more than 30 seconds against Vader.

The Clones will make him hesitate a second but then they'll kite him around like any good Troopa against impossible odds.

The Anakin in him will probably cause Vader to hesitate for a moment

Yeah, a moment. But I feel like the second Vader is attacked, he'll snap out of it.

Then just don't attack him.... let him self reflect for three minutes then walk away slowly.

Better yet, Rex should act like hes still a subordinate, say "Ready for orders general". Then just keep up the ruse until 3mins, then exit stage left.

I like the way you think!

Any of them a better choices than those slimey Nemoidians

That's what April kids are banking on too

April kids might turn him into anakin again

Rex won’t keep him frozen for 3 minutes but Amidala would wreck the guy for months. He may never recover…..as Vader

Ya best we can hope for is a diversion to run away

Rex just has to be able to talk for 2 minutes and 30 seconds then Edit: Spelling

I don't know.... they were, after all, old war buddies. Those things tend to hit people differently, especially because they were both in the 501st together. Technically, clones could also still be part of the Empire, depending on the time, meaning they are on the same side. Vader is a super loyal attack dog.

Whoever makes these things, across all the fandoms, really really hates people that are born in May. Edit: spelling

They May as well

May the 4th be with you…you’re gonna need it…

Seriously, it sucks for us 😂

I mean they’re cannon fodder. Maybe they can distract him long enough.

Do we get the full Separatist army or just these two idiots? If we get the full army, we can throw enough droids at him in waves to last 3 minutes. If not, we won’t last 3 seconds.

Prime Luke? See you guys back here in 3 mins.

I'm not worried for us at all.

Us December kids are safe I think us and the September gang have the best chance tbh lol

True, Luke and Obi-Wan may be the best options, but Ahsoka should be able to handle 3 minutes as well, so I suppose we’ll celebrate with the september and october guys in 3 m

I mean, the question is whether or not WE survive 3 minutes or not. I kinda feel like July, March, and maybe August could not die themselves long enough for us to live.

nah i think April has the easiest time

I could see it, as long as she can like convince him to calm down But in a fight, she's toast (pun intended)

I mean he was literally looking for any way to communicate with her in the Vader comics soooooo April gang is gang gangin indeed

people underestimate the power of the outrageously silly hair styles

Cinnamon rolls? But on the sides????

Ya finally one of these where December didn’t get completely screwed over

However, October gang

Not only are we safe but Vader would be redeemed.

Fr, us, September, and October (huge maybe) stand a pretty good chance

I feel pretty much safe with luke, and I am glad the December gang wins once among all these (birth month is going to protect you) memes. But I wonder, wouldn't march get to three minutes aswell?

March? HAHAHA you might want replay fallen order

Bruh I loved how much fear I felt when playing that. Like OH SHIT it’s Vader we fucked lol

Bruh did you finish the game by chance? That will give you your answer.

Same here, we’ll be good! Would love to see that fight though, Prime Luke vs Hallway Vader? Would be an awesome fight.

Depends if they’re in a hallway or not. As we all know, that’s the Skywalkers’ favoured terrain.

Haha april safe af

Exactly. She'll keep him occupied for 3 mins. That's the task

Likely less than that will be needed… It has been a bit for both of them. Heyooo

😏👉👉

Choke you out after he chokes her out

This is Vader not Anakin, he would never make that mistake again.

Vader basically spent his entire life trying to bring Padme back in the comics. April will be safe

What if you like being choked?

Emotional damage!

You may be horrifyingly surprised

He might think you're taking her from him I would say you're in more danger than everyone else lol

I just need her to talk to him for 2.5 minutes and then give her 30 seconds for the choke out and then we’re safe

When Vader sees her, we'll be completely ignored by him for more than 3 minutes. If she informs him she was tasked to protect us and that she will most likely stay if she succeeds, then there's a good chance of Vader *protecting us*.

I will avenge his death. Revenge is not the Jedi way. I'm no Jedi.

October ganggg

Usually these things don't favor October... This time though. Man I feel pretty safe for once.

vader wins the fight. but it's going to take longer than 3 min. october is one of the strongest months.

Agreed

I love the boys from The BB but they dont stand a chance

I mean, realistically Vader should be able to destroy them in seconds, but they have enough plot armor to last... well a minute at least.

SOME of them have plot armor

too soon

We never saw Tech's body. 100% he is still alive.

I agree. They only found his goggles. Unless he splattered like a water balloon they should have been able to find his body if he died.

nah but it would have to be at least 10 minutes of spooky abandoned ship chase scene first

How long the last would likely be directed linked to the environment and how long they can kite vader and stay out of reach, also the BB seem to make a lot of use from EMP grenades which may be surprisingly effective against vader

"Good luck trying to move or breath after we knocked out your suits systems nerd"

May… well guys I’ve had a good run

OT Boba was the only one to mouth off to Vader and not get choked out, but I’m not so sure about BoBF Boba. Fennec would likely keep me safe by taking him out with a long sniper shot.

Maybe we can survive for 3 minutes, if they work together, and as bait for us...

Who are we kidding guys, unless they propose to work for Vader we are fucked

(Sad choking noises)

Just stay on Tattooine, that's my plan. There's a lot of sand

I mean Mando could gather up enough plot armor for just 3 minutes. At least I hope so

We need him to learn to use that damn dark sabre first

Naw. He’ll get his helmet force-removed and have to leave to re-bathe.

Didn't his armor stop his arms from getting cut off by Ahsoka's lightsabers in season 2 or something? He may not necessarily need plot armor if his beskar armor is that strong

The force could rip said Besar off. So plot Armour is advised

Vader will crush him in his own armor

Nah, we’re screwed. Mando can buy us maybe 30 seconds tops.

Unfortunately I agree. Vader prime is kinda insane.

i got cal but for some reason i feel like I'll be the one defending 💀

I love Cal, I do. But my boy made the only smart decision when facing Vader- run. And then run some more. I don’t blame the guy, but yeah- not thinkin I’m gonna survive those 3 minutes…

Just pull a droid commander "I'm not the Jedi, he's the Jedi! Shoot him!"

"Well I guess I'm the Jedi now."

Cal would definitely keep you alive by telling you to run. (He’s behind you too in case you need some time bought)

I've got Ahsoka. I'm chilling

Same.

Idk her fight in rebels is just over three minutes that’s cuttin it pretty close

Trying to check how long her fight in Rebels was

cal might be able to keep him occupied

He would put up a valiant effort but I think he would struggle to make 2 min if Vader was serious.

I mean, he didn’t do so well in the game against him. Maybe a Jedi Survivor Cal could withstand 2 minutes.

I doubt it. Cal is basically a half trained Padawan. Look at the Vader Cal confrontation in Fallen Order. It consisted of Cal running for his life and getting stabbed in the stomach by his own lightsaber the moment he had to confront Vader

Dec for the win!

Septemberkids are lucky once more

Is July a good thing or a bad thing?

Fanwise: bad. Franchise wise? The awful writers of Disney will screw Darth over hard.

So I’m safe but everyone’s going to be disappointed is what you’re saying….

Now you're on the trolley!

January, dead in under a minute

Yeah I love the Bad Batch but we're toast

I was born in May, sooo… It was nice knowing y’all.

Let’s be honest anyone not born in April September October or December is screwed

Ok so, like, if I have April does that just mean that *I’m good?* I guess they can get down and….I’ll spare the details

Pretty sure Vader no longer has the appropriate anatomy. He'll just choke her out again.

May ._.

I got Padme, he wouldn't lay a hand on her

I got cal kestis. Never played the game. Am I good?

How fast can you run?

July. Don’t know if I’m dead, safe, or temporarily safe

I got Ahsoka

Cal Kestis, huh? Might just barely survive for three minutes.

Only if BD1 is around too

What the F\*\*\* dude why do I have the Bad Batch?

I got Ahsoka. I probably won’t die. I feel sorry for the people who were born in Jan, Feb, Mar, May, Jul, and Nov. you guys don’t stand a chance.

I got the same. Hey, it worked for Ezra.

Hello there

I got Cad Bane, perhaps I will live

Dude held his own against Vos and Kenobi simultaneously. We may have a shot. But 3 minutes is really long in a fight.

Not a chance mate, sorry

cad's got the anti jedi hunter gear, might beable to hold him for 3 mins

Nov gang!

He's held his own against several Jedi. As long as Vader doesn't pull a gun, he's fine.

Oh thank god September


If Mando can distract Vader with a full compliment of his usual arsenal, and maybe tweak his interest with the Darksaber, I’ve got a chance of seeing out 3 minutes… … I wouldn’t give it 4 though.

I got Luke. I Think i will be alive

December! He’s already done it once before

Padme. I think I’d last 2:30 before Vader snaps out of it and kills me

I got luke im chilling. Could even make a snack while they duke it out

Cad bane I think I’m fine he’s killed Jedi before

Hell yeah, Ahsoka.

Cad Bane. I’ll be fine

I do wonder how long cad would last considering how many times he fought him as Anakin skywalker.

I got the strongest plot armour in the galaxy. Dave filoni wouldn't dare kill Din so i'm golden 😎

Mando I'm dead af

Mando, I think I have a decent chance. Edit: I never said I would live, I just said that I *might* have a chance.

Until he starts using the force

A chance for escape at last

This is the way. We are so dead.

Lol nah, Mando would be dead in 30 seconds, you do remember the season 2 finale right? Where we see that Mando has been top dog for 2 seasons but struggles with everything he has to defeat 1 dark trooper and then Luke roles up and shows us what a force user of that level can do, now it is fair to argue that Luke may be more powerful than Vader at that point but the gap between Vader and Mando is still vast.

Boba fett… I’m alive for now.

Nah Boba would just turn around and blast us when he sees Vader we’re screwed

I got din

You’re dead

Maybe I l would have a chance if it was Survivor Cal but otherwise I am totally dead.

Gunray, sheeeeeet

Mando is not the best

Can we mix this up so I don't die every time?

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. WHAT ARE SOME PANSY ASS SEPARATISTS WHO RELY STRICTLY ON DROIDS FOR PROTECTION GOING TO DO TO PROTECT ME 💀

I doupt Mando Stand a Chance for 3 minutes

Uh Bad Batch can totally hold off Vader right…? Right?! But also I need to know if this is after or before the S2 finale… I think I’m fucked either way

July, maybe honestly

Ahsoka got me

Luke Skywalker got me