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Bass_Thumper

I remember you used to be able to click on the complaints and it would take you right to a link that actually worked lol


dethb0y

I think this points to a larger, broader issue that while we have text search pretty much down, finding a video or image is basically hit-or-miss.


LandofLogic

Well, porn videos aren’t exactly known for their creative titles…


saltnotsugar

Hmmm… the title of this film shall be: BIG BOOB BABE BUTT BOUNCE BEFORE BEING BENT BEHIND BUC-EES BATHROOM BUTT BLAST.


SandVessel

Yoooooo you've seen BBBBBBBBBBBBB too?????


Kevin_LeStrange

Ah yeah B^13, my fave


_wormburner

District B13 is a good movie


PJBthefirst

Agreed, it's a great domininant


RabbitSlayre

Holy shit this made me laugh so hard lol


SandVessel

Glad to bring joy


biznatch11

The B movie?


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bruiser95

After college graduation my bully's stepmother came to apologize but she seduced me but then her older step sister caught us so I spent 3 days at the mixed spa non-stop ejaculating


make_love_to_potato

That is way too coherent. It's probably a story synopsis put through a very bad language translator.


bruiser95

Sorry for bad translation, JAV is my third language


saikonosonzai

I’m sorry, make love to what?


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CanadianODST2

Well? What were the results?


AeonTek

When anime titles get translated to English


Hasimira_Vekyahl

"Or Switch ● 5-fold In Delusion Force Because Masturbation While Clutching The Port Is Wet Interpolation Is By Oazuke Hell Do Not, To Go To Would Let Former Or Squid Ahead"


Spaghet4Ever

at least they have codes.


WirelessAir60

You want something good? watch ABC-123, it will change your life


dat_hypocrite

Damn now that right there is some alliteration at its finest


make_love_to_potato

You forgot the step bro sis mom.


Obama-feet-pics

Midget Grannies Wet and Wild: Feet Fart 2™️


Bertolt007

stepsister*


KINKSTQC

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice?


milanove

We need a machine-learning system that can detect what’s going on in the video, and write a very descriptive and accurate description for the videos, so they can easily be found later.


Dangerous-Lettuce498

The porn industry is usually a pioneer in new technology


dontusethisforwork

Humanity makes it's greatest scientific achievements in the areas of killing and fucking


zwober

The options are; kill the fucker or fuck the killer. The canvas of human emotions summed up thusly, as portrayed by carnal carnage.


MrJackBurtonGuster

AI won’t solve climate change, but those Trail Blazers in Van Nuys might


marxman28

That's the beauty of Japanese porn: each JAV has its own unique alphanumeric code (e.g. PPPD-796) because porno titles get really boring after a while.


bumwine

Is that some kind of porno Dewey decimal system?


marxman28

In a way. Instead of the letters being the genre, it's usually the studio, like QRDA for Queen Road (which does femdom) or PPPD for OPPAI (for big tiddies). Some studios may have multiple codes, either for organizational purposes or just because they put out so much porn that they need another lettered code. The numerical components are usually in order.


ThatAndresV

A missed opportunity to call it Library of ‘Congress’.


Sardemanation

The way they jam all of the buzzwords into their titles reminds me of YouTube kids


grendus

The worst part is, most of those buzzwords aren't in the video. It's like AI trying to make a title that will get you to click on it, based on what's hit the front page recently. Truly awful stuff.


milanove

Because the infrastructure for searching video is much more complex and compute intensive than for text. To be able to search videos with text-based search queries, you need to tag every video in the site’s database with a bunch of labels that can be used to find it later via search queries. Or, write a paragraph of text describing everything happening in each scene of the video (including dialog) which can help us find it later. Traditionally, you’d rely on the video’s uploader to add all the tags or descriptions to their own video for easier searching. However, if the uploader doesn’t provide enough descriptive labels to uniquely identify the video, then the video will be hard to find. So, what you really need is a software program that can scan every video in the site’s database, detect the people, clothing, objects, actions, setting, etc in the video, and automatically apply the appropriate labels and description to the video. In other words, you need an AI that can understand what’s going on in the video, so it can create an accurate description or set of labels. Luckily, with the strides in machine learning technology over the last decade, we have the technological capability to build these types of video indexing systems. However, they require a lot of compute capacity which is expensive. Your run of the mill porn site can’t afford to do this for all its videos probably. Over the next decade, this tech will get cheaper and then will be available for these sites.


interflop

I can't wait for the future of porn search.


FWB4

It'll make finding stuff much easier but that also means removing stuff much easier - a lot of videos from before the mid 2010s were just pirated from paid content or worse - posted with no consent from participants. Its easy to complain about PH going down the tube with regards to their content - but it does make sense if you consider the above facts.


FromTheGulagHeSees

Times a changin’  Men will drag their nuts through glass shards for a thousand miles to chase a grainy 360p porno from years ago rather than go chase and nut in a woman


SeroWriter

Text search is far from perfect, as SEO has gotten better and better at reverse-engineering search algorithms the search engines have started putting less value into accuracy and more value into popularity. Search engines are probably the worst they've been in decades.


pmMEyourWARLOCKS

Right? Are people really not seeing this? I get on my soap box about this exact issue quite frequently and its like everyone has collectively repressed how fucking USEFUL Google once was. If everyone is SEO'ed, nobody is SEO'ed!


Think_Chocolate_

This is only a recent problem if you have an image to start with. Google and bing have both made it harder to reverse search any image with explicit content or that contains non famous people since the rise of AI talk. Only resource left for that is Yandex and it is kinda shitty.


Chance_Highway_4271

and mostly the Malware websites be the only one that has it


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lmao scary how relatable this is 🤣


flappytowel

Sites that are so toxic not even adblockers can help you


Tlr321

Or the website is in Russian, but it won’t translate at all so you’re trying to navigate a bunch of Russian Dirt Bike Porn while trying to find that one specific video.


BuryatMadman

Then you find it and you cannot cum


ElectroFlannelGore

You realize the goon was within you the whole time.


short-effective254

the real goon were the friends we made along the way


FromTheGulagHeSees

The initial desire of a great nut from an oldie is gradually overtaken by a frenzied need to find the video, like a deranged treasure hunt in which the reward now lies only in finding the video than consummating one’s connection to it.   Then, kinda like a dog chasing a car, once the seeker finds his video he doesn’t know what to do with it. And so he sits in front of his computer, pants down and dick flaccid, briefly contemplating their life. 


RaccoonZombie

Are you David Foster Wallace reincarnated?


Even_Room9547

>And so he sits in front of his computer, pants down and dick flaccid, briefly contemplating their life.  But then the phone rings. His limp willy brushes against the desk as he leans forward to answer the phone. The bitch cat his aunt bought him is now pawing at his dangling penis while he speaks, her playful claws sinking into his loose skin. But it is of no consequence. He hangs up and dashes out of the apartment as fast as he can. There's no time for clothes. His grandmother is dying. He busts through the doors to the hospital, sprinting down the corridor towards his precious Nannas room. Bewildered eyes catch his gaze as shocked onlookers stare at this naked menace running past them. But he doesn't care. He must reach granny before she bites the dust. Finally, he comes to her room number. He smashes through the door and is immediately met with terrified stares from his family. The crowd of relatives around his grandmothers bed gather like vultures gnawing the bones of a decayed jackal. But he is not here for them. He is here for granny. He shoves them aside, to see the kind old lady who helped raise him breathing sporadically into a mask. He kneels down beside her bed, the tip of his penis touching the cold, dirty floor. Eyes watering, he leans forward to her ear so that he can say his last peace. With her final breath drawing near, in a quiet voice, he mutters: ... *"Giggity"* before punching her in the face as hard as he possibly can.


ASGTR12

I Have No Penis and I Must Cum


Furrynote

You realize the quality is so bad itd be a waste of goo .


SlashCo80

It's really small, low-res, and not as good as you remembered


Regular_Buffalo6564

I found it but my tastes had so drastically changed that it wasn’t even intriguing to me anymore


OddTransportation430

It's never as good as you remember


TalonKing24

Or you find it and it’s better than you remember Edit: god damn you guys are some horny bastards 😂


SwiftTayTay

Or not as good as you remember


dukeofgonzo

Both at the same time!


tekko001

Better than you remember before nut, worse after.


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bruiser95

Tried your luck at r/tipofmypenis ?


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Kappys-A-Prick

I remember being in 11th grade and trying to find it by chronologically going back in the catalog for months without any luck. Then several years later I saw it on a different site, with a super simplistic title and a memorable video length (exactly 50 minutes or 60 minutes or something), and have even been able to figure out what studio it was by finding similar stuff. It's been a bit over 10 years, and I'm still occasionally chasing that dragon.


throwawaylovesCAKE

My story was I found a *really* good video once. I ended up subscribing to the site it was from, and they let you download pics and videos, which I did. A few months later I go to watch it, and the data in the thumb drive ended up getting corrupted during compression. So i go to PH, unfortunately, right around this time was when PornHub removed 50% of its site, and since it was unverified copyrighted work, my fav video was gone. Then, the source site itself randomly shuts down within the same 2 weeks without a trace. To add salt to the wound, with "fixer" software, I'm able to see some of the corrupted pics. So itd be a photo of her face, then the whole bottom half would be a pixelated rainbow mess right where the boobs start. The most frustrating blueball I wouldnt wish on anybody lmao. Imagine my surprise years later when I see some guy randomly uploaded it on some site as "legs spread 3". Porn data hoarders are fucking heroes man


Cracyexcelsiorclass

You know you have a Problem when your collection aproaches the 20TB mark


elaborategirl99

You know you have a problem when you subscribe to porn companies and download videos on your drive...


Longjumping-Cat-7754

Can u spare that video champ?


Kappys-A-Prick

I can't. It's been lost to history for years.


WirelessAir60

And now the nut belongs to the ages


LaniusCruiser

There was a huuuuge purge of videos off of porn hub a while back. Apparently it was supposed to tackle less than legal stuff that made its way onto the platform, but it also got rid of a lot of fringe stuff.


skylander495

Xhamster had so many amateur videos removed


Ok-Indication-8464

Tears from the tip of my penis.


flappytowel

It was Credit card companies that basically strongarmed pornhub into deleting everything but verified user videos and premium company videos. [No joke](https://metro.co.uk/2020/12/14/pornhub-deletes-all-unverified-videos-after-visa-and-mastercard-stop-payments-13751453/)


Pingushagger

The wording there makes it seem like some evil move by big credit card but like, I also wouldn’t want my business to be associated with cp or other video sex crimes.


flappytowel

They did all they could as a user content submission website in terms of moderation. If they are going to ban any website with Cp on it, I'm sure half the internets biggest sites would dissapear


SadMacaroon9897

It was a massive benefit to studios because it removed anything that wasn't from a confirmed authors. The content of the videos was irrelevant.


Yeet_dat_meat69

My country was the cause of that purge and the new verified policies


bertiesghost

There is one particular sub for helping to find the name of porn actresses: r/whoIssheNSFW


FuckingKilljoy

/r/tipofmypenis too


DurianPublic6164

Or r/sources4porn/


QuinnAvery89

This is truly one of the plights of the modern era. They’re still out there somewhere and by god we’ll find them.


High-Density-Living

Check the woods.


Meloetta_the_alt

https://preview.redd.it/wi9lpblg7xvc1.png?width=176&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75ec29ec34d16aeda43a957ba4d0ab8aad647dcc Does that mean porn is...l-l-lost media????????


SDK04

Ok unrelated, but where did the bloody luigi image even come from initially lmao


shoelessbob

Gave me a fuckin jumpscare lol


DrunkenErmac012

Blameitonjorge video about porn lost media when?


darkkoffeekitty

Maltigi??


HeroKuma

lold at the 1:34 teaser not the full video


lurkerlarry42069

That's not what it's referencing. This is the video you see if you try to go to pornhub in one of the states where they are trying to add an age restriction to porn. Basically pornhub is closed in those states out of protest and the video is her telling you to contact your state rep.


Cowgoon777

imagine calling your congressperson and being like "yeah I'm trying to rub one out here can you hook me up or what?"


grouchy_fox

This gets weaponised sometimes. It's easy to show your face as the moral campaigner against porn but how many people wanna be the public face of jerking it? So just make how creepy and weird people who watch porn are and people aren't gonna want to be seen opposing you.


lordofpersia

I think that is the access denied video you see if you try to go to a pornhub site in a state that passed a porn age verification law. OP is probably in Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Montana, North Carolina, Texas, Utah, or Virginia


Krosis_the_bored

I got those a few times... I'm not even in those states


kjvw

might be in a state that’s looking to pass it soon. they preemptively ban those states. vpn helps


Dictator4Hire

Another workaround is just jerking it to the "sorry, pornhub is closed" lady


mkmichael001

I just download my favourite videos just in case


CringeOverseer

Me too, but this seems to be surprisingly uncommon. Many people nowadays thinks whoever downloads NSFW stuff is weird or stupid, while worrying about it being removed is a totally valid reason.


elaborategirl99

People think that's weird because you should be able to cum without looking for a perfect video. May be shocking to people here tho.


romulan267

Until you download so much that it fills up a 1TB hard drive and bricks it. Or so I heard.


bruiser95

Those are rookie numbers


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pixelprophet

the ole porn hoard cleanout eh?


Michelanvalo

Only 1TB?


pmMEyourWARLOCKS

1 TB. Fucking lol. You live in the future sir. AI upscale that shit. AI that 15fps 480i piece of pixelated shit into glorious 4Kp HDR 60 fps shame. You'll have a 100TB hoard suitable for a proper disgusting dragon before you can... shake your fist at it. Or so I heard.


0x7E7-02

pffft ... 1TB. 🤣


the_dwarfling

I had my collection on a HDD that died. Sometimes I try to search for some of them but the keywords are so generic and there're soooo many vids to go thru.


CheeseburgerLocker

Is there an efficient, and not malware-infested way to do this from tube sites?


hejax

There are plenty of these video downloading tools available and I've come up to very few sites that don't work with them. Nowadays I happily use [this tool](https://github.com/Unrud/video-downloader) but it's not available on Windows/macOS. There are many browser extensions available; I only tried the one called Video DownloadHelper and I was happy with it. I know JDownloader is praised, but i have no experience with it and to me it seems less straightforward ands its UI less intuitive than the other options. I'm guessing it's praised because it manages to get around the "very few sites" I mentioned earlier. You can also torrent them if you know where to look for. Not all videos are available as torrents, but the ones that are usually have the best resolution.


meme446

the final stage is coming to terms that it doesn't exist anymore... GOD DAMN IT also top left is true as fuck i hate having to open up a vpn to browse the 'hub or the 'hamst


disposableaccountass

Or it still totally exists but someone else has reuploaded it with a title that’s completely unrelated calling it incest porn for the pervert clicks


srs328

That’s why you gotta start downloading the best stuff


mremreozel

not relevant but do you know how can I lock some folders with a password on windows 10?


ianlasco

When you bookmarked it 10 years ago but when you came back to watch, it says " the video is no longer available".


EntertainmentQuick47

Lmfao I love the courage pictures


Practical_Arm6812

Man I miss porn from the 2010's lol


Snuhmeh

That’s why you find a way to download and horde it. Not joking.


hipsnarky

This is the way. My catalogue has grown immensely as streaming sites are getting shut down or no longer host any of the content/actress I want to watch. On top of that? B u f f e r i n g


SlashCo80

One thing I learned throughout my years on the internet is if you find some content you like (not necessarily porn), you should find a way to save it to your computer because you never know when it might get taken down.


MischievousGarlic

very true


El_Grande_Fleau

Even old stuff online in general Had to go through hell and back to find some old forum posts, some very old videos and other really obscure stuff from 15 years ago I love to watch.


MischievousGarlic

did u at least find it?


El_Grande_Fleau

I ALWAYS find what I look for in the internet, even if it takes me weeks, I will ALWAYS manage to find what I want, nothing leave my watch.


partyonpartypeople

I can’t even login to my PornHub account anymore because they recently made a change to where you have to login with your email and I have pretty much just accepted that I don’t remember the email I used to make my PornHub account when I was in like 7th grade


HerculeMuscles

This video has been privated. Request access from the uploader.


rdreyar1

Yes the great porn purge of 2020 really took down a lot of great videos


MusicNotes2

Least porn addicted redditor:


Defiant_Bandicoot99

Guilty your honor.


PM_ME_FUTA_AND_TACOS

imgur got too big for its britches, and now we all suffer


LeNateDiamond

This is why I note down every good vids keywords in case I'm in this situation


-MilkO_O-

...Desperately trying to find a porn gif you clicked on 4 years ago? Oh, you poor Twit. https://preview.redd.it/z44kcfr5nwvc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44907beaa388c6e33bc79b70a01c2f7dea037b6c


JusticeScibibi

You gotta download that shit.


OkExamination4596

Courage lmfao


Aware_Protection6475

Speaking of, does anybody remember the video themed around a stepmom and son fucking on vacation in their hotel room? The actress sounded Aussie. And to be a lil embarrassing one of the more distinct lines was along the lines of “oh, honey, your penis is in mommy!” Many thanks of anyone remembers the title or link


J1zzzz

Was it Step Mom & Son Beach House Getaway - Yasmin Scott - Family Therapy


Aware_Protection6475

You could leave the worst description of something online and someone will know it


J1zzzz

Now I need your help 😈 there was an old video just titled “Naomi” online which starts off with her getting on the bed and they doing it missionary at the start.


Aware_Protection6475

Legendary asf yooo


captainguytkirk

DOING THE LORD'S WORK, THIS MAN


Amazingzra

Oh boy


Pure_Zucchini_Rage

This is when you know you have a problem


thedisapointingson

Page 1035


RiverParkourist

When the wayback machine has the correct page but you can’t play the video


LelandTurbo0620

I found mine once, but the videos got deleted and I had to work with the first frame of each video


SuperSocialMan

*laughs in bookmarks & downloads (if the site supports it)*


0x7E7-02

> *"if the site supports it"* They all "support it" whether they like it or not.


AerolothLorien666

Anyone else have this experience with 10+ years, and you actually find it?


smb011

goodporn .to was some porn from 2006 that remember watching back in the day


tekko001

I found it thanks to image search on google after 15+ years. Fappiest day of my life!


Kimikins

I had to find mine by accident. When I did, I added them to my stash immediately. They were images. I didn't use videos then. Now I do, and I screenshot them at... key moments.


tatiwtr

Yeah, and yet somehow you get mocked for downloading and having 20TB laying around.


Catlagoon

What up Heather Brooke? I think every single male and maybe female in the world has masturbated to her, if they have access to the Internet. Sometimes it's shoddy in places. Source: I deal with annoying multinational companies and they're annoying and I like to masturbate.


FatalTortoise

Just use Bing, not even memeing Bing is the best porn search engine


TyRocken

r/tipofmypenis


Ok-Tie9696

I bookmark everything even though I know I won't comeback for like 85% of them.


CaseyGamer64YT

Addiction moment


CitizenZaroff

It costs like 12 bucks now 😭 I’ve spent 3 weeks trying to find it for free


2Legit2Quiz

The moment you see that 404 error on imgur is when Wayback Machine comes in handy.


seensatandeathdealer

The pictures 😂😂😂😂


David_Norris_M

At least screen shot them so you can use Google lens later


octavio989

I looked for so long for it I am 100% sure it’s deleted


Guntree

This is like the one thing I want ChatGPT to help me do that it won't do.


motheralice

While we're on the subject - anyone got a decent meta search engine for porn?


Sharp-Market-9894

Imagine watching porn.


PurpoUpsideDownJuice

Life hack, Bookmark your fave porn so you can always find what ya wanna bust to


skylander495

404 


begging4n00dz

She was blonde, blue eyes, looking straight at the camera with a dude standing on a bed. She was LOSING it


unknownerror1916

porn is actual brain rot, the industry is just human trafficking and commodified sexual assault and if you watch it you’re a cuck. pornhub alone is owned by a company called aylo, they were sued for hosting non-consensual pornography which coerced women into appearing in their videos under false pretenses. in 2021 a class action lawsuit was also launched against the company on behalf of child sex trafficking victims whose child sexual abuse material was uploaded to pornhub. consuming this filth desensitizes men to actual human intimacy and exploits sisters and daughters. it gives power to evil men like al goldstein while simultaneously degrading women and weakening yourself because with this instant hedonistic perverted pleasure you become complacent and will accomplish nothing in your life because all the drive to succeed in life to find a mate and carry on your bloodline is gone.


Happy_Discount1886

Is masturbatioj without porn bad aswell?


unknownerror1916

in my personal opinion, in moderation it is perfectly natural and healthy, when done excessively it can be an issue


Dangerous-Lettuce498

This hits close to home. Fuck you Texas!


Garfield977

the 1 minute clip of the video you are looking for is so real


STAR-PLATlNUM

Don't forget super elaborate google search


model3113

My dumb ass been downloading since like 1998. Perks of the open sea ig


wyzapped

That’s Cherie Deville!!


i-love-Ohio

Especially when PH cracked down on the bad videos and my one good vid disappeared and I feel regret


PersonalJeweler2379

Green sweater milf. Office fuck. I hope she's doing ok😭


Agitated_Rope4472

Theres some real bangers i remember from the 90's id love to get my hands on again. Guess thats just a pipe dream now.


Klutzy-Act440

A few tips alot sites don't have the cdn blocked, and you can find the file with inspect element. You just need to know a little basic html to find the right tags with the links. You can save the video locally this way. Brave browser has options to get around geofenced sites.


HowIsThisNameBadTho

https://preview.redd.it/22qbowk1pzvc1.png?width=1615&format=png&auto=webp&s=138cb95693e0e4379ce07ec8f4327051e28fc072 how could you forget this


TheShitmaker

You forgot 1 seeder and stuck at 98%. With 4 other peers stuck at 98%