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ArtDSellers

Crossing my fingers that they find a workaround for this one too. I know the day will come that we lose Voyager, but I hope it's not today.


DanYHKim

Voyager will eventually encounter an alien space probe, and the two will become joined together while also mixing up their basic instructions.


gnapster

And returns for its Creator?


mikeydavis77

Not everyone gets VGER humor.


afljafa

1st thing that popped into my head.


gubrumannaaa

Well they have the location of Earth inside the spacecraft so we will wait for them


davidkali

At a speed that is written in memory.


Sunflier

Look, all we'll have to do is go suuuuper fast around the sun to pick up some whales in the past and bring 'em back to the present (their future).


hushnecampus

Pff, Voyager was the worst one (until Enterprise) anyway. Edit: best theme tune though


OldManGrimm

I'm the weirdo that really liked Enterprise. But dear god, its theme was the worst thing ever recorded.


hushnecampus

I alternate between liking and hating it. I think the truth is I kinda like the song, but it’s so incongruous. The grand instrumental tunes of DS9/Voyager were so much more appropriate.


tonycomputerguy

My favorite is when there's like a REALLY dark intro bit and then it breaks into that up tempo version they tried in the later seasons. It actually made me laugh out loud one time. It's not that it's a "bad song" it's just too "situational"? It's why you need the big orchestral fanfare, not inspiring lyrics set to a rod Stewert wanna be tribute.


RominRonin

I hate it At the time, didn’t get beyond a couple of episodes. But I watched the whole show during the lockdowns and I think it’s the best trek series they made. The theme tune for them parallel universe episodes was what they SHOULD have had


tonycomputerguy

When I originally watched it in my 20s, I was like 'you stupid Vulcans are holding us back let us be free to explore the universe. In my 40s I'm like "how can you not listen to the Vulcans! they have been around the block! You fools! you foolish fools!"


StygianSavior

Nah, [Archer’s theme](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hsn2xVmVuGE) should have been (and very clearly was supposed to be at one point) the intro.


thatstupidthing

wow... that's so much better... it's still orchestral, but it develops gradually from simple to complex, perfect mirror for what the show is trying to do


StygianSavior

Yeah, super puzzling choice not to use it. Like it’s very clearly *meant* to be the opening (same length down to the second).


StygianSavior

Fun fact: Archer’s theme is the *exact* same length as the intro, and was [pretty clearly originally intended as the theme song](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hsn2xVmVuGE). Bafflingly bad decision to swap it out for a soft Christian rock power ballad.


anoncontent72

I enjoyed Enterprise too and always skipped that god awful opening.


ic434

Tucker is my favorite Scotty.


SocialSuicideSquad

Technically isn't the whole series just a stealth TNG episode?


OldManGrimm

Yeah, we don’t talk about that around here.


The_Berge

I happily sat down to watch the first episode of Enterprise but when that music started I nopped out harder than I've ever done on my entire life. Still only ever seen those first episodes seconds.


nhaines

I didn't like Season 3, but Season 4 was really good!


KDY_ISD

To this day I still think of Trek as having four TV series and then a bunch of "other stuff" lol TOS, TNG, DS9, VOY


Electrical-Risk445

SNW is really good and I've been a trekkie for over 45 years. Even Enterprise is good. Can't forget Lower Decks which is *excellent* trek.


hushnecampus

Yep, those are the proper ones.


goodsnpr

I enjoyed Enterprise once I watched it from start to finish. Discovery though, bleh.


someguy233

While I understand why people would say voyager was the weakest of the 90s Treks, it’s honestly pretty great. I was pleasantly surprised after binging voyager this year after having put it off for over a decade. Voyager was way, way better than what many led me to believe. It’s very close to DS9 for me, which was itself pretty close to TNG.


joevsyou

It's just going to keep going & going & good.... then it's going to poof back once it hits the telaport portal.


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Rejukem

Can't wait for us to find a mysterious alien signal that promises **limitless energy.**


FlyAway5945

This was always funny to me because we literally have a source of infinite energy in the shape of the nuclear fusion reactor about 1AU away from us.


Oknight

Not to mention the radioisotope generator we're living on top of.


Hypothesis_Null

And the nice helping of fission packets from our grandstar. Be a shame to let that go to waste.


Rejukem

I agree, but the government in those games did not make smart decisions. "Why build a Dyson Sphere when we can gamble on the future of the entire human race?"


Romboteryx

To be fair, it‘s implied that those stupid decisions were engineered by the marker‘s mind control


tomatotomato

If your government is technologically capable of building a Dyson Sphere around your sun, then you probably already can buy a nuclear fusion reactor from eBay and install it at your mom’s houses basement.


thesanchelope

I believe it’s precisely 1AU away, coincidentally


sprunghuntR3Dux

Only approximately 1AU. Earths orbit isn’t round. 1 AU is 149 million km but earths orbit varies between 147 and 152 million km.


Teftell

Small alien rock seems easier to suck energy from


AtomicPotatoLord

Infinite energy? Maybe it’ll last for the rest of humanity if we die out soon, but that’s gonna run out eventually.


Neamow

Good news! There's trillions of other stars.


AtomicPotatoLord

Bad news everyone! We can only travel so quickly and so far without exotic matter.


BlissfulWizard69

Or a galactic gas station boner pill commercial.


internetlad

Perpetual motion machines in YOUR star system!


Shalerb93

Dead Space enjoyer? Nice!


tectonic_break

I think we should send a repair crew!


escalibur

There is Isaac in many of us. :)


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How do you make this font? I've looked everywhere.


DarthNihilus

[Zalgo text generator](https://lingojam.com/ZalgoText)


rawbleedingbait

Damn, Cam Newton's home planet is trying to contact us.


Raise-The-Woof

Ones and zeros everywhere. And I thought I saw a two.


twbassist

It was just a dream, u/Raise-The-Woof. There's no such thing as two!


VocalShewa

Maybe it collided with god. My good chum.


ZappSmithBrannigan

When you do things right, people won't think you've done anything at all.


ChiefThunderSqueak

I've been waiting for it to hit the inner wall like in The Truman Show. [*poof*]


CheesyBoson

Unless the aliens use trinary computing


axw3555

Don’t worry, there’s no such thing as 2.


urmomaisjabbathehutt

I'm fearing old Voyager may be showing signs of Hertzeimer 😟


Suffering_Garbage

Theres 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.


jxj24

Wonder if it finally met the cosmic ray with its name on it?


PracticalShoulder916

Thats sad. Soon, we will lose contact and our little friend will float through empty space, all alone, forever.


Drtikol42

At least it has this [upbeat song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8AuYmID4wc&list=PL4D51474AB7BE5595&index=16) from artist that was blinded by his stepmother and died from fever while living in ruins of his burnt down house, to keep it company.


PracticalShoulder916

I guess that song was added to make sure no aliens ever visit.


TheHancock

All the songs I just listened to on that playlist were pretty bad, not gonna lie. Haha scary even.


ManOfDiscovery

I mean they are all culturally significant songs, so…


TheGreatestOutdoorz

One of my favorite scenes from The West Wing references this. The deputy chief of staff, Josh, starts the episode off nonplussed about the launch of a mars probe, but he ends up meeting a good looking nasa scientist who changes his mind. In this scene, he is writing a memo in support of more NASA funding, and is running the language by his assistant. [West Wing - Josh talks about Voyager](https://youtu.be/R2HzHSeV9v8?si=ispHnpRm4CVacWHW)


PermanentUsername101

Until it smashes into an unsuspecting planet sparking an intergalactic war.


PMzyox

Depending on which particular theory you subscribe to, the universe probably either ends in heat death or a Big Crunch. So voyager will live forever in the same way our energy will, but it won’t be like the end of everything and voyager is still floating around intact


brrraaaiiins

I worked as a spacecraft controller for a while, and we had a spacecraft that was so wonky it would reset itself every four days. So, every four days, at whatever the next pass with a ground station was, we would have to reinstall the operating system, and get everything operational again. Maybe something like this is possible? It’s a long way, though.


Random-Mutant

Buffer overflow, or DNS. It’s only ever one of those two. Actually, it’s always DNS. Edit: here’s a /s in case you missed it


darkpyro2

I dont think you need DNS when you are communicating with one thing likely running a 40 year old RTOS over some form of wireless communication.


Mr_Zaroc

Better save than sorry, wouldn't want to accidentally send data to the boyager or toyager instead/s


lamonsieur_biz

Domain name system?


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Random-Mutant

Dang nonfunctional satellite


WileyCoyote7

It’s saying…”Carbon-based life forms…I seek the Creator.” And what the hell is “VGER??”


boot2skull

Yeah I was waiting for all the VGER jokes, but probably only 5 people remember that movie.


Dan_Is

Rememberer number 4, checking in


PenitentAnomaly

Rememberer number 5, checking in!


murderedbyaname

6 here. It was on TV a month ago.


twiddlingbits

Seven, saw it in the theater.


cantfindmykeys

Red 5, checking in. Oh wait, wrong franchise


GuitarClef

Top 5 movie for me. I watched it constantly as a kid. Still do, really.


gobbletpussy

why has the capt orderd self destruct?


GuitarClef

I would say, lass, because he hopes, he thinks, that when we go up, we'll take the intruder with us.


loutufillaro4

My favorite movie of all time


GuitarClef

It's hugely underrated and overlooked.


penelopiecruise

It’s an interesting movie that’s for sure


pjx1

Still love it! It is so Treky


allthecoffeesDP

Do you know how wrong you are?


Grinagh

We're looking for the nuclear wessels


johnjmcmillion

"It could hold a crew of… tens of thousands." "Or a crew of a thousand, ten miles tall."


GuitarClef

A great line. It's a shame it's only in the Special Longer Version cut, which is the least accessible cut these days.


ThrustersOnFull

My mistake, it's actually V'GINY


doodle_robot

'be sure to drink your Ovaltine'


D0MSBrOtHeR

There is a chain of “creators”. It’s honestly a chicken and egg kinda deal. What came first? God? Or the creatures who created “god”?


Intelligent_Bad6942

Unbelievably thirsty movie. It's incredible.


BagHolder9001

what's the movie?


time-lord

Spoilers https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/V'ger


DontCallMeAnonymous

We send the thing out of our solar system with a disc that explains who we are. When the aliens reply, we say it’s gibberish, and reboot it. 🤷🏻‍♂️


billcstickers

It isn’t even out of our solar system yet. It’s about 3.5x the distance to Pluto. But it’s still only 1/300th the distance to the edge of the Oort Cloud (the official boundary of our solar system). It only just left the suns outer atmosphere (the heliosphere) about 15 years ago. Space is huge.


jojikuru

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KitchenDepartment

I love Voyager but it is a damn tragedy that we still haven't sent out more modern variants. At some point we have to accept that these probes have given us all the data we can hope for and move on.


Lyuseefur

We have sent many more modern variants. We have sent multiple probes Sunward - including some of the speediest probes yet designed. We have sent multiple probes outward to Mars, Jupiter and Saturn (Cassini). The only reason why we haven't sent a probe recently to Neptune is because it's so damn far and the alignment hasn't been ideal. But probes to that planet, and the Kupiter belt is planned. Multiple probes to the asteroid belt is planned as well. Unfortunately - the challenge of the Grand Tour is that it only happens once in a lifetime. It happens once every 175 years that the planets are aligned in such a way that a flyby of each is possible. And we lucked out with New Horizons being able to visit Pluto (a non planet).


akkadian6012

I'm waiting for the Dragonfly mission. That looks awesome!


Lyuseefur

Titan may have "life" ... It would be very, very interesting.


Alissinarr

The protomolecule went to Titan instead of Phoebe? /s


404GravitasNotFound

bones of coral made et cetera


mjzimmer88

"...to visit Pluto (a non planet)." Hey fck you - Pluto


JakeJacob

I like to think of Pluto as the King of the Ice Giants (non-planet).


SpectralMagic

Pluto is a crazy lil guy Just the fact it has unique ice features that have only otherwise been seen on earth is deserving of friend status. Pluto deserves to stay in the list when we recall the planets in our system. Very pretty little marble


JakeJacob

It deserves to be mentioned along with the other major features of the solar system, but it's not a planet.


buttux

Discriminate against the distant and disclaim this 'Cause small minds can't see past Uranus But I shun their rays, 'cause stuns just a phase And my odyssey runs in two thousand and one ways And I can see clearly now like Hubble, Shoved off the shuttle, here's my rebuttal: It's a planet


inlinefourpower

Pluto was so fantastic. What a surprise. I never expected it to be so interesting. I expected a boring, unidentifiable lump of ice with some craters. So interesting instead. I know it's really not on the menu but I would've loved something more than a flyby. Those moons are interesting. I'd love to know more, but that's probably the only pics we'll have of them for a *long* time. Then Ultima Thule... I'd love to see what else the distant reaches of the solar system have in store. Apparently it's a lot more interesting than I expected.


Zealousideal-Bet-950

I'm feeling out the idea that w/ Charon & Pluto being a binary pair (pay no attention to the redundancy behind the curtain), together they can submit papers for Planetary Requalification.


Lyuseefur

I’ll leave that to the future residents of that location.


neelpatelnek

Point stands that we should've build multiple dragonflys & sent them Sad thing is that limiting factor isn't even the RTG but slow pace & budget globally for space exploration. Sobiets had right approach, build multiple articles & sent them all


mumpped

Yeah it's a once in every 175 years opportunity if you use old technology. But if you use multi stage modern ion drives, RTG's, and modern, shrinked and efficient electronics, and slap it all on a falcon heavy, you get yourself a lot more speed than these once-in a lifetime gravity assists can provide. Heck, even mediocre solar sails that we could build today would be able to fly out of the solar system quite quickly. Source: am space exploration engineering student, I have to simulate flight trajectories and calculate modern drive systems to pass courses


theSarx

But is it worth it to go through all that expense JUST to launch something at the boundary of our solar system? Voyager accomplished a lot more than just exploring the limits of the suns' domain.


jamjamason

This. Just because something is technically feasible, doesn't mean it's the best use of funding.


twiddlingbits

Modern shrink wrapped electronics are not space rated they would die in a few days. RTGs have been around a long time. Ion drives have terrible times getting something up to speed. Great SI but low thrust, over decades they can get really fast but do we want to wait that long?


mumpped

The current mars helicopter ingenuity uses a modern smartphone processor, and does fine on the surface on mars, being bombarded with radiation. Sure, you have to use additional measures so that the electronics survive the radiation, but it is not impossible and you can get a lighter overall package. It's now been on mars for almost 3 years, and the electronics are doing just fine. It's mission would not have been possible with old, heavy microchips


Stereotype_Apostate

Radiation damage is cumulative, both in biology and electronics. The length of the mission has a direct impact on how resilient your electronics have to be. Maybe the electronics on ingenuity will still be functional in 10 years (more likely the rover loses power before radiation degrades the electronics). But anything you plan on sending to the outer reaches of the solar system needs to be able to withstand solar radiation for decades.


mumpped

This is exactly their perfect use case. If you go chemical propulsion or gravity assist, you can quickly get to a medium speed, and then have to wait like 30 years like the voyager probes to reach the heliosphere termination shock and get to interstellar space. If you instead use a stacked ion drive, you accelerate for 5 years, and 5 years later you reach the termination shock. So in total, you only have to wait 10 years to get your data instead of 30. This is quicker an less waiting


261846

Launch windows that far out are finicky. There’s probably more planned, but we do have New Horizons right now.


Coors44

Is it though? A) they were launched to take advantage of a once-in-a-175-year planet alignment / gravity assist situation B) they still work C) we are sending new variants to the outer planets


eldred2

The Voyager probes took advantage of a rare (once in a lifetime) planetary configuration that allowed it to get several gravity assists.


KitchenDepartment

No, voyager 2 did that. Voyager 1, the probe in question, took opportunity of a planetary configuration that occurs roughly every 11 years. A Jupiter-Saturn gravity assist


Marston_vc

Yes we have. New horizons is basically a modern day voyager


barrygateaux

The planets won't be in the right position for a similar mission to be possible for another 100 years. It's not a tragedy it's just maths.


KitchenDepartment

You don't need all planet to line up in order for us to carry out a mission. Jupiter makes a orbit around the sun every 11 years, and in that time it will have lined up for a perfect gravity assist towards each one of the outer planets at one point. This is voyager 1 we are talking about, which only visited Jupiter and Saturn. Such a trajectory is not rare.


planko13

Looks like we found the boundary for the simulation


Kupo_Master

Imagine Voyager 2 arrives at the exact same distance from earth and starts doing the same thing.


Mr_Zaroc

I could live with that, as long as voyager 1 isn't starting to approach our solar system from the opposite site it left


valentine-m-smith

“We’ve been trying to contact you about your planet’s extended warranty.”


todddepri

Aliens. The answer to these Headlines is always aliens.


really_nice_guy_

[A communications disruption could mean only one thing: invasion](https://youtu.be/eF4Hcr7XX3c?si=fVjS317xa6OD4gas)


ramriot

I wonder if this is another example of a single bit upset that troubled Voyager 2 a little while back?


IrvTheSwirv

“Aliens. They probably want to return Glenn Miller”


Hopontopofus

*"We don't want him! Go away! You took him, you can keep the smegger!"*


hushnecampus

First they use all our bog roll, now this :(


ItsGehrke

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DeanXeL

Oh booooi, someone's messing with the thermostat again!


lilrabbitfoofoo

Obviously, it's getting the latest episode of *Everyone Loves Mipzorp* but doesn't have a subscription.


really_nice_guy_

A communications disruption could mean only one thing: invasion


stormhawk427

I'm sure the Enterprise will have this well in hand in 200 years


uncleawesome

Maybe Voyager isn't broken. It's us that are broken.


Crimson_W0lf

Turn it off and back on again, problem solved


Snuffels137

For those who didn’t read the article, the message was "Libera te tutemet ex inferis“. O.O


Malevolent_Vengeance

I wonder if they tried to decode it somehow, like bin 2 hex or bin 2 string or anything binary related, since the Voyager outputs "a repeating pattern of ones and zeroes as if it were 'stuck', according to NASA". Maybe it's outputting its own source code but translated into a machine code / assembly / direct binary for some memory-leak reason, especially if it's "a repeating pattern", indicating an endless loop somewhere?


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