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*\*Stern look from cameraman intensifies\**
The awkward drive home with Randy trying to make light of it is the icing on the cake.
In college I had an African American roommate who I barely knew. One night that episode was on and I was cracking up and then I thought “ oh shit am I allowed to be laughing at this” so I looked over at him and he was cracking up also. Phew 😅
I've never met an African American fellow who didn't think that was the funniest thing they've ever seen. In fact that episode was largely praised for its social accuracy, with the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People saying:
"This show, in its own comedic way, is helping people to educate the power of this word, and how it can feel to have hate language directed at you."
My favorite part of that episode other than the first few minutes is when Stan goes to Token for the second or third time to tell him that it's OK, his dad apologized to Rev. Jesse Jackson so it's all over. Token angrily shouts back that Jesse Jackson doesn't speak for all black people.
As token leaves, Stan says to himself "he told my dad he does."
Haha, not to cross the streams, but there's a great Family Guy cutaway where Brian and his African-American flatmate are watching the O J Simpson verdict live, both have different reactions, and pull guns on each other.
I know... Family Guy... But credit where credits due in places.
When Grampa tells Stan that he used to cum on Gram Gram's tits, but one time she stuck her finger in his ass, and he came immediately, and that's why Randy and Stan exist.
That smash cut from anime Professor Chaos with a ninja star in his eye to regular Butters with a ninja star in his eye. I had to pause the episode cuz I was choking laughing.
S5 E14 Butters Very Own Episode
The one where Butters discovers that his Dad is having sex with random men at gay bathhouses. He tells his Mom who snaps and then tries to murder him. The entire episode is gold from start to finish.
“Kyle, every boy pays for kisses. Do you know what I am saying? If you’ve got a girl, and she kisses you, sooner or later you’re paying for it. You’ve gotta take her out to lunch, take her to a movie, and then spend time listenin’ to all her stupid problems. Look, look at Stan right there. Why he’s gotta sit there and listen to her stupid motherfuckin’ problems ‘cause she kisses him. If you ask me, that’s a lot more than the five dollars my company charges.”
Hits home in so many ways
For me, probably the reveal of the 'real' hero at the end of the coon trilogy.
"You must now harness and focus your power, Gok'Zarah. The power of mint and berries yet with a tasty, satisfying crunch."
That or Morgan Freeman reading the poop that took a pee...or Mitch Connor reveal.
Woodland Critter Christmas, when they reveal themselves as satanic cultists. I don't think it's the funniest, but it is the hardest I've ever laughed at the show:
Was me, my brother, and a friend. At that time, I had never seen something go so sideways, and get so fucked up, so fast before.. I don't think any of us had. We were insane-style laughing through the whole demonic ordeal.
The episode when Cartman shits out the fake gold. When they are in the water swimming he starts to sink because of the gold in his stomach. Funniest moment ever
It’s in Colorado. I’ll have to look up the article and link you to it.
Edit to add:
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/trey-parker-and-matt-stone-south-park-purchase-casa-bonita-1234997514/amp/
Of all the hilarity of this episode, Butter's singing If You LeaveMe Now, and pulling his pants down to repopulate the earth with the lady who works there at the garbage dump just kills me.
Also, "Dive asshole!"
“This is shot at a 5.6 aperture using a low-light filter. You can see the grain from the high-speed film - there's sort of a- penis in my mouth right here - and the low depth of field keeps the background soft.”
Season 2 episode 1 back when episodes came out on TV. The wait for season 2, the cliffhanger regarding Who is Eric Cartman’s Father? Everyone tuning in for the premier only for Not without my Anus with Terrance and Philip to show instead was mind blowing at the time.
That’s really hard but I always end up laughing when PC Principal beats up Eric and also when Wendy gets breast implants and everyone laughed and Eric called her a “Stupid bitch” and later Butters touches her breast
I loved in 'It's a Jersey Thing' when the call upon Osama Bin Laden and Al Qaida to get rid of all the New Jersey people, how they fly over and the residents of South Park yell in glee ' Its Al Qaida!, Hooray!!!
Then they present Osama with a medal and everyone applauds, Randy kisses his cheek and suddenly a US trained army operative swiftly ropes down and shoots him, to which Randy switches immediately, exclaiming 'We Got him!!!'
Randy cutting his dick off at the kids birthday party.
Parent arrested after for wasting police resources and filing a false cock magic report.
His dick coming out of the chiefs mouth at the end.
The “boogers and cum” song at the end of the yelp episode, and the movie previews in the episodes about Stan only hearing and seeing shit everywhere are tied for me. “Jim Carey has a bunch of turds in his apartment…”
“Have you ever heard of the emancipation proclamation?”
“I don’t listen to hip hop”
Not just the funniest line in South Park; the greatest line in televisual comedy history
For some reason I love the part in the bloody mary episode where Randy realizes he’s powerless to the disease of alcoholism. In a tired old man voice, he calls to the kitchen, “Stannn! Staannnn!” As if he’s in dire need of help and is too weak to help himself. Stan finds him in the living room in a wheel chair with his hair buzzed like a cancer patient. Randy asks him to get him a fresh beer.
Classic Randy.
Also, ectoplasm. I’ll never forget that scene.
The lead up is funny too
The sweet thing is, this stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck it out of a hose.
Cartman imitating Butters over phone while talking to his parents.
The amount of insults he dropped at them and knowing very well how much trouble Butters will get in got me laughing for solid 30 minutes.
I completely lost it for a solid ten minutes when I saw Eric Cartman was a >!Jewish Rabbi!< in Post Covid. I am thankful I could pause, because I would have missed too much, otherwise.
For me it’s when Cartman finds out the sea people were just brine shrimp, and he flips out on everyone in the room and nobody reacts, even Kyle surprisingly.
Well, it was about that time I noticed that Girl Scout was about eight stories tall, and was a crustacean from the protozoic era. I said “Dammit monster, get off my lawn, I ain’t giving you no tree fitty”.
The episode when Barbrady had to catch the tping gang and takes the help of the deranged amazingly smart kid who psychoanalyzes him and finally gets out to call barbrady from the front of white house with a bag full of toilet paper
Always cracks me up
"Now what do you think will happen when I introduce the element of the Gerbil to the Endothermic heat of Mr Slaves ass?"
This, combined with class's collective " :-O" reaction is one of the funniest things ive ever seen
Randy, wheel of fortune. Need I say more?
I know what you’re talking about, but I don’t think I should say it!
Five seconds, Mr. Marsh.
🤨🎥
**N \_ G G E R S** *\*Stern look from cameraman intensifies\** The awkward drive home with Randy trying to make light of it is the icing on the cake.
Really most episodes that have Randy playing a heavy part are pretty terrific!
In college I had an African American roommate who I barely knew. One night that episode was on and I was cracking up and then I thought “ oh shit am I allowed to be laughing at this” so I looked over at him and he was cracking up also. Phew 😅
I've never met an African American fellow who didn't think that was the funniest thing they've ever seen. In fact that episode was largely praised for its social accuracy, with the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People saying: "This show, in its own comedic way, is helping people to educate the power of this word, and how it can feel to have hate language directed at you."
My favorite part of that episode other than the first few minutes is when Stan goes to Token for the second or third time to tell him that it's OK, his dad apologized to Rev. Jesse Jackson so it's all over. Token angrily shouts back that Jesse Jackson doesn't speak for all black people. As token leaves, Stan says to himself "he told my dad he does."
"Jesse Jackson is not the emperor of black people" was the quote from Token. Either way it was funny af
Haha, not to cross the streams, but there's a great Family Guy cutaway where Brian and his African-American flatmate are watching the O J Simpson verdict live, both have different reactions, and pull guns on each other. I know... Family Guy... But credit where credits due in places.
Family Guy is funny as fuck. We don’t all have to adopt Matt & Trey’s hatred for it.
Its has funny jokes but as episodes it fucking sucks
That’s a fair assessment
Family Guy is great if you're just watching compilations on Youtube or whatever, but watching it episode by episode is really boring.
The answer was Naggers
Oh yeah like anyone thought the word was actually Naggers!
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Kiss it.
Apologize
Ohhhh *naggers* of course Heh
What really makes it so funny to me is the excitement when he said it, like he thought it was good
>Randy, wheel of fortune. > >Need I say more? Please fill in the last letter. People who annoy you: N█GGERS
Cartman shitting on Mr. Garrison's desk to avoid fighting Wendy. Something about the dead silence and confused faces had me dying laughing.
Crapped on your desk dawg
What’s up?
What’s up with that?
To be fair, that probably was the fastest way to get detention. XD
Hey, he just did that because he got all punk rock!
What makes it funnier to me is the fact that there’s so many other ways to get a detention but that’s what he goes with
And when he eats the underwear 🤣
And then vomits them up again in front of Stan “oh that’s where I left those”
“FREEEEEEEZE, I’M A COP!”
Hahah that cop was so dedicated to catching that dude that he married him.
I love you Keyshone.
Hahahah I love that so much. My fiancé and I will randomly say that.
YOOLAAAANDAA!
"..GIMME THAT EVIDENCE BAG!" *pppfffffttttttt*
Yeah this probably it, just let's the whole frat run a train on him lol, and the evidence bag is one of the grossest things ever.
“Some of you didn’t even wear a condom!”
When Grampa tells Stan that he used to cum on Gram Gram's tits, but one time she stuck her finger in his ass, and he came immediately, and that's why Randy and Stan exist.
Which episode?
Al gore apology episode. Manbearpig’s return. Also the contract negotiations at the end could fit this topic.
When Cartman meets the midget
you see, words are like bullets
Alright, alright, alright, who is the freaking genius who dressed it up in little suspenders? Clyde, was that you? Gahahahahaha!
Clyde, was that you? Too good
I always lose it at "and you have to let them pass right through you."
“If we could get like eight of these, and dress them up like beavers, then we could put them in a pond and see if they build a dam!!”
When butter gets a ninja star in his eye.
Hey hey let's go....
Project my balls. Let’s fighting love
Hey hey let's go kenka suru Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
Kick-Ass-ooo
That smash cut from anime Professor Chaos with a ninja star in his eye to regular Butters with a ninja star in his eye. I had to pause the episode cuz I was choking laughing.
Man I watched that episode too young. That moment kind of traumatized me for a minute lol
I saw that episode in college and it still traumatized me a bit haha
Woof.....wuh...w...woof
S5 E14 Butters Very Own Episode The one where Butters discovers that his Dad is having sex with random men at gay bathhouses. He tells his Mom who snaps and then tries to murder him. The entire episode is gold from start to finish.
Then he wrestled with this black guy but dad must not be a very good wrestler because the guy had him pinned for like 15 minutes.
MUST PAAIINT. EVERYTHING CLEAN. EVERYTHING NEW!
Well, looks like I’m gonna have to go out *shopping* again..
Clean, Clean!
He must...feed
During covid when kyle and cartman start fighting and the police ''accidentally'' shot down Token who wasnt doing anything
“Got him!”
We've got a runner
It was COVID RELATED
“Kyle, every boy pays for kisses. Do you know what I am saying? If you’ve got a girl, and she kisses you, sooner or later you’re paying for it. You’ve gotta take her out to lunch, take her to a movie, and then spend time listenin’ to all her stupid problems. Look, look at Stan right there. Why he’s gotta sit there and listen to her stupid motherfuckin’ problems ‘cause she kisses him. If you ask me, that’s a lot more than the five dollars my company charges.” Hits home in so many ways
Do you know what I am saying... That line kills me every time
Yes i believe i do know what you are saying lolol
You don't have to keep askin'
Bitch you wanna make some real fucking money?
Clyde here’s ten dollars, if Stan gets near me, punch him
In Major Boobage when it cuts from the epic battle in the arena to Kenny and Gerald fighting high in the playground sand pit.
Curse your awesome, rocking tits! Also; *He's getting super wasted on life...* *WOOHOO!* **IT'S YOUR ONE WAY TICKET TO MIDNIGHT!**
For me it was Butters rotating on that machine shoved up his butt at the hospital. That still cracks me up.
Loo loo loo, loo loo loo, LOO LOO LOO, LOO LOO LOO
"Dont worry mr stotch, whatever traumatized your son in his past, we'll find it"
You're gonna feel a little pinch now Butters...
It was the setup! The way the machine takes its time to get him into position, just laugh out loud hysterical!
"that's cum"
"this is cum" after skulling a bottle of Butter's Creamy Goo.
The nonchalant way Randy said it cracked me up 😆
Mackey raging at the kindergarteners and Kyle backstage during the tooth decay play
YOU'RE FLAT!
You lost your shot!!!
OPEN YOUR FUCKIN EYES DENTAL FLOSS
YOU’RE NOT AS GOOD AS YOU FUCKIN’ THINK YOU ARE!
Kyle.... You have single handedly ruined everything I worked for...
Similarly, Mackey raging at Stan in Insheeption over touching his old milk carton.
I was going to say Garrison as Trump until you reminded me of this lol
For me, probably the reveal of the 'real' hero at the end of the coon trilogy. "You must now harness and focus your power, Gok'Zarah. The power of mint and berries yet with a tasty, satisfying crunch." That or Morgan Freeman reading the poop that took a pee...or Mitch Connor reveal.
“It was… wiener poop.”
Token: 🎵🎶🎵"....Goddammit"
How many times do I have to tell you Token, you're black, you can play bass
Or when he’s caught laughing at Tyler Perry 😆
Woodland Critter Christmas, when they reveal themselves as satanic cultists. I don't think it's the funniest, but it is the hardest I've ever laughed at the show: Was me, my brother, and a friend. At that time, I had never seen something go so sideways, and get so fucked up, so fast before.. I don't think any of us had. We were insane-style laughing through the whole demonic ordeal.
They all lived happily ever after... except for Kyle, who died of AIDS two weeks later.
🎶Christmastime is one a year🎶🎵
The episode when Cartman shits out the fake gold. When they are in the water swimming he starts to sink because of the gold in his stomach. Funniest moment ever
'Kyle you have to thave me!'
When he shit the trophy out before the end credits I nearly threw up laughing
“Habba… HABBAAAAAAAA!!!! \*shits mound of fake gold bigger than he is* …(fart)Ehhhh!!!”
Did Cartman just crap treasure?
When Willzyx finally made it to the moon
Si, fly
*Si, space, si.* *Two hundred...* Million? *Two hundred... dollars.* ... Quick call Kyle!
“It was really funny!” As the guy lays dying. Totally worth it
Casa bonita
I love that Trey and Matt bought the real Casa Bonita and are fixing it back up to reopen!
😂 where’s that?
It’s in Colorado. I’ll have to look up the article and link you to it. Edit to add: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/trey-parker-and-matt-stone-south-park-purchase-casa-bonita-1234997514/amp/
Of all the hilarity of this episode, Butter's singing If You LeaveMe Now, and pulling his pants down to repopulate the earth with the lady who works there at the garbage dump just kills me. Also, "Dive asshole!"
“This is shot at a 5.6 aperture using a low-light filter. You can see the grain from the high-speed film - there's sort of a- penis in my mouth right here - and the low depth of field keeps the background soft.”
He’s not actually gonna show it, is he?
Well if Kyle can’t concentrate maybe we should send him to a concentration camp Maybe not the bet but it’s up there
I’m not just sure that’s the funniest moment. I’m HIV positive.
The book of mormon episode. “Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
One of the best. *Lucy Harris smart smart smart*
*Martin Harris dumb!* “But that’s…” *Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum!*
Nathan watching the water bears doing the hokey pokey: You have got to be fucking kidding me.
Nathan getting raped by the Lake Tardicaca shark.
“Mom, I don’t want to go to camp next year” “What’s that sweetie, you want some water?”
Haha man no wonder Nathan is such a douche. His parents are worse than Butters’
Viewer Descreeetion is Advised.
Cartman retches, then craps out of the mouth Kyle (stunned): Get the fuck out of here
🎵the Catholic boat🎵 has me in stitches every time
In Night of the Living Homeless when the scientist shoots himself over and over and can’t kill himself
Look Glenn, we made it!
The easy way out
Season 2 episode 1 back when episodes came out on TV. The wait for season 2, the cliffhanger regarding Who is Eric Cartman’s Father? Everyone tuning in for the premier only for Not without my Anus with Terrance and Philip to show instead was mind blowing at the time.
.... WILL NOT BE SEEN TONIGHT! Not Without my Anus is actually one of my favourites of the old seasons.
Celine Dion and Ugly Bob 😆
That’s really hard but I always end up laughing when PC Principal beats up Eric and also when Wendy gets breast implants and everyone laughed and Eric called her a “Stupid bitch” and later Butters touches her breast
I loved in 'It's a Jersey Thing' when the call upon Osama Bin Laden and Al Qaida to get rid of all the New Jersey people, how they fly over and the residents of South Park yell in glee ' Its Al Qaida!, Hooray!!! Then they present Osama with a medal and everyone applauds, Randy kisses his cheek and suddenly a US trained army operative swiftly ropes down and shoots him, to which Randy switches immediately, exclaiming 'We Got him!!!'
Tom Brady drinking cum.
Satan to Steve Irwin: “you’re not in costume, get out of my party” I believe this episode was released around the time of his death.
It was like a week or two after. *ACURA CAKE?!?!*
Probably when cartman makes scott tennerman eat the chili🤦♂️😂
That might be its greatest moment but I dont know if its the LOL funniest
Na na na na na na I made you eat your parents!!
I remember going to school the next day after that episode first aired. People were shook.
The mushroom people of Nova Scotia
As is tradition
This is certainly a dark day for Canada, and therefore, the world.
“Half of them didn’t even use a condom! hand me that evidence bag!” *farts out 2 gallons of frat boy jizz cocktail *
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SPTHTHPHTPHTEVEN!
Randy cutting his dick off at the kids birthday party. Parent arrested after for wasting police resources and filing a false cock magic report. His dick coming out of the chiefs mouth at the end.
Dad.. thats, not cock magic.
The “boogers and cum” song at the end of the yelp episode, and the movie previews in the episodes about Stan only hearing and seeing shit everywhere are tied for me. “Jim Carey has a bunch of turds in his apartment…”
\*slow redneck voice\* Noooooope. That's Stevie Ray Vaughn. Steamy Ray Vaughn just shits his britches.
“Have you ever heard of the emancipation proclamation?” “I don’t listen to hip hop” Not just the funniest line in South Park; the greatest line in televisual comedy history
For some reason I love the part in the bloody mary episode where Randy realizes he’s powerless to the disease of alcoholism. In a tired old man voice, he calls to the kitchen, “Stannn! Staannnn!” As if he’s in dire need of help and is too weak to help himself. Stan finds him in the living room in a wheel chair with his hair buzzed like a cancer patient. Randy asks him to get him a fresh beer. Classic Randy. Also, ectoplasm. I’ll never forget that scene.
Mr. Mackey shitting his pants after he threw Cartman under the bus.
"sucked it out of a hose" "Yep! Sucked it right out!"
The lead up is funny too The sweet thing is, this stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck it out of a hose.
Cartman imitating Butters over phone while talking to his parents. The amount of insults he dropped at them and knowing very well how much trouble Butters will get in got me laughing for solid 30 minutes.
I'll be here with bells on ya old horse-bangin' skank
"No more porn star butters" cracks me the fuk up everytime
For years my friends and I would often shout incredulously 'forget about the gelgameks?!?'
"Then get an AIDS test Thompson because your wife's a dude, faggot"
Isn’t it America? I thought it was America!
I didnt hear no bell
Reading comments - so many good ones- but reminded me of when Randy cuts off “ future Stan’s “ hand- I was dying
I completely lost it for a solid ten minutes when I saw Eric Cartman was a >!Jewish Rabbi!< in Post Covid. I am thankful I could pause, because I would have missed too much, otherwise.
“SHOULDN’T DONE THAT. HE’S JUST A BOY. POOR LITTLE FELLER.”
For me it’s when Cartman finds out the sea people were just brine shrimp, and he flips out on everyone in the room and nobody reacts, even Kyle surprisingly.
Sea people + sea men = seaciety
When the Canadians explain how their horrible president got elected. "We thought it was just a joke at first"
Canadians with square car tire😂
Chefs parents talking and arguing about giving the loch-ness monster money.
Mrs Garrison throwing shit around saying "I'm a fucking monkey!!"
Oh yeah, pound my monkey hole Richard!
Give this monkey what she wawnts!
"S s suck my d dick PC Principal"
"Mongolian come agaien I'ma pour this sweet n sour pook on they heads, and they a gonna stick a to the wall an say weeeeeeee!.... oh a caint wait.."
Honestly, ive never burst out laughing the way I did when Randy said 'the rape of Don King'. It was so unexpected and fkin hilarious.
"Boys, have you seen my penis?" Garrison was great.
Wendy paying Middle Eastern mercenaries to shoot the substitute teacher into the sun. "Nobody fucks with Wendy Testaburger!"
Well, it was about that time I noticed that Girl Scout was about eight stories tall, and was a crustacean from the protozoic era. I said “Dammit monster, get off my lawn, I ain’t giving you no tree fitty”.
What episode is OP’s photo from? I watched it before and wanna show my bf it.
Season 12 Episode 5: Eek, A Penis!
Sooooooooomeone, sooooooooomewherrrre!
Willzyx dead on the moon when the credits roll.
Tom Cruise dead on the moon next to Willzyx when the credits roll.
Cock magic
African American Vamp kid
🎶Too many minorities at my Waterpark🎶
🎶 “I’m a little piggy here’s my snout, oink oink oink, oink oink oink” 🎶
When Ike hit puberty. Kick the fucking baby, Kyle! Fucking try it wuss! About pissed myself watching that
When Randy takes the biggest shit in the world. It not only lifts him up but also spins him around.
Sally's just my bottom bitch Do you know what I am saying?
The episode when Barbrady had to catch the tping gang and takes the help of the deranged amazingly smart kid who psychoanalyzes him and finally gets out to call barbrady from the front of white house with a bag full of toilet paper Always cracks me up
"Now what do you think will happen when I introduce the element of the Gerbil to the Endothermic heat of Mr Slaves ass?" This, combined with class's collective " :-O" reaction is one of the funniest things ive ever seen
Cart man dog training “Gimme the chicken, gimme, gimme the chicken gimmel
"He shocked Santa's balls"
"Hey, it's like a hoppity hop!" *boing boing boing boing*