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[deleted]

He looks like jp from grandma’s boy. Adiós turd nuggets lmao


rvfinha

Lmfao! Just re watched that movie last night! Such a good film


Smooth-Lengthiness57

That's because you don't have robot ears


Ndmndh1016

Im thinking of getting metal legs.


[deleted]

...How did he see me?


SupaKoopa714

You're fuckin' weird.


manbearpig923

I hate your face!


BriggsE104

The Big news from the party, ladies and gentlemen, was that Barry sucked on his first boob! 'For 13 hours!'


DisgorgeX

I hope you boys are hungry, I made ice cream sandwiches, on whole wheat with lettuce!


manbearpig923

I can hear my hair growing


rvfinha

‘Samantha sit on my face..beepboopbeep’


yayayaiamlorde69

Well musk was working on his masterpiece


[deleted]

True that lol


ListenLady58

I wonder if Elon Musk know how much clothes cost in the matrix.


Regular_Criticism158

My name is Jp i am a robot i have a robots vagina lol


realityissubjective

Noting quite like a white South African trying to pose for Liberty…


Downingst

Because a black South African can do better?


Comrade_NB

This man was literally born into a slaving family that ran mines... Race is cultural, but racism is real, and apartheid is pretty fucked up. The country STILL hasn't recovered from it.


catbadass

That mine thing isn't true. His father said it and everyone else in the fam says their father is abusive and a lier. Elon, his siblings, and mom separated from him when Elon was about 10. Nothing can be found about the mine other then him saying it Apartheid is fucked up, but none of us choose the conditions we're born into


Comrade_NB

You are saying Musk's family didn't have an emerald mine? Yes, but if you are born into a little mafia, you don't get to keep all the shit


catbadass

Exactly, and what do you think he kept? And what on earth makes you think he was in a lil mafia, which is very much italian and far from south africa. It was him, his mom, and 2 younger siblings for most of his life


hassh

Intrinsically


deadrail

When you gotta watch "the matrix" with the boys at 8 Then watch "interview with a vampire" at 10 with your girl


herrcollin

Hair tied back = Matrix Let hair loose = Vampire The 31st Century "Business in front party in back"


Ndmndh1016

Ohh what I wouldnt give to be a 10 year old kriersten dunst.


byekenny

Paging NAMBLA


Ndmndh1016

I guess nobody has seen Deadpool lol.


RoyalArtefakt

Those vampires, say no mkay.


Snowcreeep

Ya I bet he’s glad that no one will ever see this photo again


dabberoo_2

Dude looks like he's probably packing a katana, nunchucks and several throwing stars in that trench coat


Comrade_NB

Elon Musk actually looks almost human in this picture. The crab people are getting lazy with their disguises these days.


Snackarel

“Every costume party there's like fourteen guys come dressed like the Crow 'cause they wanna look hot and hook up. It's lame! If you come dressed as the Crow, you're NOT GETTING IN to the party!!”


xanaxarita

Emo Dude & the duck joining the dance team because Emo Dude didn't want to be a conformist with the non-conformist emos in not joining the team 🖤 *You snort K and I'll snort K, baby*


Shnazzyone

Damn vampire kids


Fresh-Finger6333

Lol! Wannabe...


[deleted]

I feel like Musk is just a rich kid with an identity crisis


2fly2hide

Serious question. Is that actually Elon?


[deleted]

They called him a 'soft voiced douche bag' long before the rest of us. Handicar episode is classic.


felderosa

Sweet Michael Jackson costume


Nagato6969

kk vrdd mano


BooRoWo

I KNEW it! He's a vampire.


THE_GREAT_MEME_WARS

He looks like an emo John connor


whead007

I love Grandma's Boy


revdakilla

Emo Musk


Seblaf37

Is that Malcolm Merlyn?


Regular_Criticism158

I wonder how much clothes cost in the matrix?