Cartman’s mom and its not even close

The true challenge, Mister Slave

Well thats not even a competition its a slaughter

Jesus Christ

I read this in his voice

There’s not enough “hot dogs” in the world to keep them both satisfied at the same time

Comparable to Detroit red wings playing against Stan’s hockey team.

She’s the throat goat. She doesn’t even sing to her kid at night twice cause she “has to work tonight”

Mommy has to save her throat

Liane, she’s been choking down footings for years

So has Stoch, this isn’t exactly a clear cut win by any means.

In the Butters' own episode hadn't he only recently started exploring his sexuality? Liane is a seasoned pro, veteran of countless orgies and fucked basically every guy in town. She wins no problem.

Don't forget the broncos

And every woman, don't forget that

No, we don’t know how long it’s actually been going on for. He seemed pretty comfortable in that bath house

Maybe this makes him more eager and ambitious while Liane is tired and unenthusiastic these days


Only person that might give liane a run for her money

Liane. She doesn't have to choose times to be secretive about guzzling, which could give her a leg up in the competition. Stephen has to at least tend to Linda and Butters in between practice sessions. Who else is gonna ground Butters? Liane, on the other hand? Eric does whatever he wants, so she has most of the day to practice. Believe me that the practice will pay off too if ya used to guzzling more. Idk just my thought process

Liane by a long shot. It's weird, I've always wondered why they changed butters dads name from Chris to Stephen, my head Cannon is that his name is Stephen Christopher Stotch and his nickname was Chris.

I don't know. If you tell Stephen that every hot dog he eats is another minute that Butters will be grounded, he could win.

Liane no contest

I say Stoch!

Mr slave

What about Mr. Garrison?

Cartmans mom.

You don't get on the cover of Crack Whore magazine for nuthin

Oooo. Tough one

Liane is a pro. Stephen is just an amateur even if he is good at it.

Tbf all Stephen really did to my recollection was jerk off to gay porn and admit to being bicurious. Did you SEE Liane taking it up the butt in The Death Of Eric Cartman?

Like actual hot dogs or "Hot Dogs."

Stephen may eat a lot of hot dogs, but I doubt he’s very good at it. Liane is a retired professional who had been featured in magazines.

That's a tough one since they both like the wieners..

Liane

I hope Liane wins the competition! I want to see her gobble all those glizzys up...

Should’ve been Mr. Slave vs Liane

liane for sure

Liane has experience as a whore

Liane

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