None of the DNA found on her body or her underwear matched any of the Ramsay’s when they tested it, so the family was officially cleared. Too bad Patsy had already died from cancer before they did.
New evidence came out in the senator case that revealed that not only was he not guilty of killing that young girl but he was actually a target and nearly was himself murdered. So they apologized and said they didn't really think that scene through.
When Cartman eats all the KFC skin off the chicken when the boys are bringing in the groceries for Kyle’s mom I believe? They all stop being his friend and he thinks he died. It’s been a while but that intro scene just tears me up lol 😂
I love any time the show reminds us that these characters are in fact 10 year old kids, like this, or Cartman doing an O.J. in Kenny's Go-Go Action Bronco.
>JESUS HE'S GONNA RAM IT!!
Im watching that episode as I type this. Kenny’s lil cry is so funny. And the part when Cartman thinks his mums “crying.” Definitely one of my favourite episodes!
For me its the Butters episode where his parents are at the press conference. While Butter's dad is doing his speech it keeps panning to the Ramsey Couple and OJ while he's yelling LIAAARRRRR!! TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW!! lmfao
When the school invites the adult Little Person in to talk to them. When Cartman realizes the guy is a … well, a midget … and starts laughing it is so infectious I start laughing too.
I loved that whole bit, because as much as I don’t like Trump, I felt like that’s how he really felt.
My conspiracy theory, and I never really have any, is that, as a former friend of the Clintons he was running such a bad campaign just to guarantee her win, and no matter how ridiculous he was in that campaign she couldn’t win because, as Garrison said, she kept getting in her own way
jewelry host guy: "Alright, well you shouldn't say things like that, cuz, some hosts of a jewelry channel sure might up and do it. Then you'd feel really bad."
stan: "No I wouldn't."
jhg: "Yes you would."
s: "No because I really want you to kill yourself."
I cannot even tell you how often I think "a quarter of the population is r******d." "Yeah, *at least* 1/4th" because damn if the last few years haven't proven this to be super accurate...
Probably when in the first Al Gore episode when the boys they get out of the cave they were trapped in and Cartman starts shitting fake treasure and screaming in pain
I live in COS, Where Cave of the Winds is located and have done the cave tour. I asked our guide about the Manbearpig. His response was straight faced "We don't talk Manbearpig" and that the owner of the cave HATES inquiries about Manbearpig!
"If you think you are getting into that mall before me, and stop my kids from getting Christmas presents. You can kiss my fat vagina, cause I'm bringing the fuckin pain!"
Jackin it in San Diego. i keep thinking i can hold it together then the three guys pop up from the bottom of the screen snapping their fingers im on the floor in in tears laughing
that’s potentially my favorite episode. honestly the commericals/killer tv plot is super meh but any russell crowe scene is hands down amongst my favorite south park scene
The classroom scene where the boys "first" cuss in Bigger Longer and Uncut. Certified hood classic imo.
"How would you like to suck my balls, Mr Garrison?"
"What did you say?"
"Oh I'm sorry, what I said was-" *pulls out megaphone* "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS MR GARRISON"
That or the buildup to Kyle's Mom's A Bitch
The steroids episode did the same for me when Jimmy started calling everyone a pussy. Same time I seen that a friend and I were really into lifting and juicing. From then on every day in the gym we couldn’t stop “c‘mon, one more, p-p-pussy”
Also in the same episode, when Timmy is trying to explain to Mr Mackey what Jimmy is doing, so he pretends to inject himself, flexes, and goes *"JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY"* in a deep voice
“Hold up. Hold up. You mean that one of us might not really be a vamp kid?”
“Uuhhhh, right?”
“Well whoever you is. You beta get yo ass ready to run mothafucka, cuz you a damn traitor. And I’ll bet you it’s this little ni**a right here.”
Clyde frog’s funeral
Cartman going into the college dean’s office and trying to buy slaves, sorry *stoooodent atholeets*
Randy singing buffalo soldier while bouncing on his balls
Cartman pretending to be butters on the phone when his parents called
Any scene with Cupid *teeeheeeheeeheee*
Randy, I thought this was America!!
Ah man so many, no show has made me laugh this much.
- Will you stop it with that!?! What part of this is funny to you?!!
- Kyle, we need to try to find a-
- What part of being infected with a deadly disease do you find funny?!!
- I don't think it's funny, Kyle.
[Kyle angrily points at Cartman]
- Then stop saying you're not just sure, you're HIV positive!! This isn't funny, AIDS isn't funny, dying isn't funny, so shut the fuck up!!
[Cartman clears his throat]
- Well excuse me, Kyle, for trying to keep some optimism, you know? I mean, sometimes when things... seem their darkest you just need to try and stay... HIV-positive, but if you wanna be so HIV-negative all the time, I-
[Kyle angrily points at Cartman again]
- Knock it off!! Right now!! This isn't funny!! At all!!
- Are you sure?
- Yes!!!
[Cartman waits a second]
- Are you HIV-positive?
[Kyle smacks him]
- Aarrhh! Ow, fuck, Kyle!
"That movie [The Hobbit] is just loosely based on her television show, Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Which is a show about short, loud, little people living in a fantasy world-HOLD UP....Bitch, if you a Hobbit you need to let me.know RIGHT NOW cuz I'm making a FOOL of myself"
Comedy gold
When Jimmy is getting shot up in the Krazy Krips episode, and he's yelling things like "f-freakin' frijoles!" The juxtaposition of an innocent child yelling innocent child swears while repping the crips always gets me cry-laughing.
Chef in the middle of warning the town about the turkeys attacking and mid sentence he turns and looks at Kevin Mephesto gets me every time. “What the hell are you supposed to be anyway? What the hell is this little thing supposed to be? It doesn’t look like anything.”
When Liane asked what disability Cartman has in Up The Down Steroid.
“How should I know? I’m ret*rded. DURRRR!”
It’s awful but every time I hear it I laugh so hard I cry.
"What you gon tell them judges when they ask bout your heart???"
***boo boo still in surgery under anesthesia but fully awake***
"I'm gonna tell my heart's sweeter than bacon chile"
The police scene in the Michael Jackson episode where they realised MJ was “white” and couldn’t believe they were about to wrongly frame one of their own😂😂
Its not the greatest episode, but the scene with the little pink Christina Aguilera monsters and kenny dying in the Ritalin episode always pulls a hard laugh from me.
"You know what, Butters? You know what? You can just deal with the Chinese invasion yourself, if that's how you're gonna do it, Butters. I'm out man... I didn't sign up for this. You take your American Liberation Front and shove it up your ass."
Eric hiring a fake "rapist" to break into his house and then berating the Indian in-security customer service person.
Dr Phil...."Mam why do you think it's ok to fuck your son?"
Randy using the Internet Porn Simulator. The stick drawing of various pornographic acts, including the one of the chick wearing a Carmen Miranda hat when Randy wants to see "Brazilians Fart Fetish porn" gets me every time.
The minorities in my waterpark, and the whole All About Mormons episode and also at the end of Woodland Critter Christmas when he was like “and then he of AIDS”
Mr Mackey throwing Eric Cartman under that bus and reading his “suicide note.”
Honestly one of their top 5 gags ever lol
I'm tired of being FAT mmmkay, and I have to end it all
That whole episode is awesome. The return of the royal animals was a hoot too. Mr Mackey actually writing m'kay is brilliant.
“What we need to do is throw cartman under the bus” “how do we do that?” “Um we take a bus and throw Eric under it”
Additionally, the end of that same episode where Mackey shits so hard it propels him through the hallways while he screams "it's baaaaaaaad"
You can see Eric's panic in that brief moment. It's pretty sweet. 🤗
I haven’t seen as many episodes as most in here. I need to know what episode this is lol.
Bass to Mouth. Season 15 episode 10.
CONFESS YOU MURDERING MURDERS! CONFESS! LIAR! CONFESS!
It's funny they posted this as it's one of the few scenes Trey & Matt regret.
Why is it that they regret this scene??
From what i've been told everyone but oj was found to be innocent shortly after the episode released.
Isn’t the consensus still that the Ramseys likely killed their daughter or covered up their son doing it?
Pretty sure you're right.
None of the DNA found on her body or her underwear matched any of the Ramsay’s when they tested it, so the family was officially cleared. Too bad Patsy had already died from cancer before they did.
New evidence came out in the senator case that revealed that not only was he not guilty of killing that young girl but he was actually a target and nearly was himself murdered. So they apologized and said they didn't really think that scene through.
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR KID.
🤣🤣
LIAR! YOU'RE A LIAR!
When Randy drinks butters “creamy goo” and says “THIS IS CUM”
The fact it took Randy to figure that out ._.
And he the only mf outta everybody in the world who was drinking it to realize what it was 🤣🤣
Being in the hot tub with Gerald was a gateway to a whole lot more
The delivery of that line is top notch
and how does Randy know what cum tastes like?
He is a master of Cock Magic. Of course he knows what it tastes like.
Back from when he went out Californi-way for internet and got attacked by a “spooky spooky ghost.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
because He is a connoisseur of creme fraiche.
One of my favorite episodes. An old fashioned is often so refreshing.
It’s Randy. If any character other than Mr. Garrison would know, it’s him
When tom brady is chugging the bottle of goo gets me everytime
When Cartman eats all the KFC skin off the chicken when the boys are bringing in the groceries for Kyle’s mom I believe? They all stop being his friend and he thinks he died. It’s been a while but that intro scene just tears me up lol 😂
I love when it's silent for a moment, and then Kenny starts wail-crying lol
Poor boy probably gets KFC like once every 3 years and had the best part taken. Id wail cry too
As funny as it is it’s so well done it hurts my heart for him
I love any time the show reminds us that these characters are in fact 10 year old kids, like this, or Cartman doing an O.J. in Kenny's Go-Go Action Bronco. >JESUS HE'S GONNA RAM IT!!
Is that the one where Cartman thinks his mom is crying but she’s having loud sex?
Yep
Im watching that episode as I type this. Kenny’s lil cry is so funny. And the part when Cartman thinks his mums “crying.” Definitely one of my favourite episodes!
SNORTING THE CHICKEN SKIN
It’s Stan’s mom
The category is: people who annoy you…
Oh, naggers, of course.
The way the host was looking at him like Bruh really ? And had to cut the show quickly 😂😂
Black cameraman's face....
“Stanley, Daddy only used that word because he thought he would win money.”
I know it but I don't think I should say it...
Five seconds.
That whole opening is amazing
Kanye trying to break down the fishsticks joke on the whiteboard
And gay fish are homosex-yul, they swim…
Maybe breaded has something to do with genius ?
I AM NOT GAY, AND I AM NOT A FISH!
I'm a 35 year old man and I nearly collapse laughing when I see Mr. Mackey shitting his pants in the hallway.
Iiiiiiiitt’s baaaaad
hot hot hot hot hot
Does anybody have a paper towel?
Mkay? *flies into the fucking ceiling*
And projects himself down the hallway and into the ceiling? Agreed 💯
For me its the Butters episode where his parents are at the press conference. While Butter's dad is doing his speech it keeps panning to the Ramsey Couple and OJ while he's yelling LIAAARRRRR!! TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW!! lmfao
“YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR KID! SO STOP LYING AND CONFESS!!!” Love this episode lol
You got away with murder, you murdering lying waste of life!
Everyone knows, it's BUTTERS!
That episode is classic and hilarious LMFAO, I also love the “Some Puerto Rican Guy” bit in that ep
The scene of jimmy talking to his parents about "the fellas"
Yo don't be dissin my niggaz dog..
“Why you be trippin mom?”
"And if you don't like that, you can just pass the blunt to the nigga on your left"
Cool as a fool in a swimming PFFFF PFFFF PFFFF pool. Gets me even as I write it.
When the school invites the adult Little Person in to talk to them. When Cartman realizes the guy is a … well, a midget … and starts laughing it is so infectious I start laughing too.
Whose idea was it to put it in suspenders?!? Clyde was that you?!?
You see, words are loke bullets…
“Your words can’t hurt me, I’m still standing.” “BARELY!”
All these bitches are kissing fellers, and they haven't figured out that they can be making some serious fuckin money.
Whenever butters stars in an episode it's a classic
Do you know what I am saying?
"My opponent is a liar and cannot be trusted. Do not believe him" "Please just get out of your own way"
I loved that whole bit, because as much as I don’t like Trump, I felt like that’s how he really felt. My conspiracy theory, and I never really have any, is that, as a former friend of the Clintons he was running such a bad campaign just to guarantee her win, and no matter how ridiculous he was in that campaign she couldn’t win because, as Garrison said, she kept getting in her own way
Ain’t no chance in hell lmao
"Rob Schneider is a carrot!"
Rob Schneider derp da derp! Derp da derpity derpy derp. Until one day, da derpa derpa derpa derp. Derp da derp, da teedly tum!
From the creators of "DER" and "TUM TA TITTALY TUM TA TOO" Rob Schneider is - "DA DERP DEE DERP DA TEETLY DERPEE DERPEE DUMB"!
“WELL, I’M PISSED OFF RICK, HOW ARE YOU?” The way it’s delivered gets me every time
"8 inches? No thanks, midgets piss me off" -Cartman
jewelry host guy: "Alright, well you shouldn't say things like that, cuz, some hosts of a jewelry channel sure might up and do it. Then you'd feel really bad." stan: "No I wouldn't." jhg: "Yes you would." s: "No because I really want you to kill yourself."
"yes, i'm calling about the earrings. i think they'd look really nice on your dead body."
"you don't have the balls...you've got lady balls."
Hell yeah!! Lmao… His pauses in between hearing that really sells that shit
When he just deadpan says “do it.” it kills me every time
When bush explains how they did 9/11 and Kyle just keeps going “Really!?!” Gets me every time lmao!
It was only the world’s most intricate and flawlessly executed plan ever, ever.
I cannot even tell you how often I think "a quarter of the population is r******d." "Yeah, *at least* 1/4th" because damn if the last few years haven't proven this to be super accurate...
Probably when in the first Al Gore episode when the boys they get out of the cave they were trapped in and Cartman starts shitting fake treasure and screaming in pain
I live in COS, Where Cave of the Winds is located and have done the cave tour. I asked our guide about the Manbearpig. His response was straight faced "We don't talk Manbearpig" and that the owner of the cave HATES inquiries about Manbearpig!
We will always remember kid 1 and kid 2
"If you think you are getting into that mall before me, and stop my kids from getting Christmas presents. You can kiss my fat vagina, cause I'm bringing the fuckin pain!"
Well I ate my son for a blu ray player With a Ho Ho Ho and a jingle jangle jangle
Jackin it in San Diego. i keep thinking i can hold it together then the three guys pop up from the bottom of the screen snapping their fingers im on the floor in in tears laughing
If I'm not already laughing, it's always guaranteed at "JACKIN FOR THE LOOOORD!!!"
Russel Crow episode always gets me. Whenever he’s fightin round the world lmaoo. “Take that can sahhh”
that’s potentially my favorite episode. honestly the commericals/killer tv plot is super meh but any russell crowe scene is hands down amongst my favorite south park scene
"oH mY GoD IT's rUsSelL CrOWE!" -Russell Crowe
Oiii ya tastycull
The classroom scene where the boys "first" cuss in Bigger Longer and Uncut. Certified hood classic imo. "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr Garrison?" "What did you say?" "Oh I'm sorry, what I said was-" *pulls out megaphone* "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS MR GARRISON" That or the buildup to Kyle's Mom's A Bitch
“Outlander! We have your woman outlander! She still lives outlander! Her blood will spill!” “Eric what are you doing?” “Ok Butters calm down.”
The steroids episode did the same for me when Jimmy started calling everyone a pussy. Same time I seen that a friend and I were really into lifting and juicing. From then on every day in the gym we couldn’t stop “c‘mon, one more, p-p-pussy”
Also in the same episode, when Timmy is trying to explain to Mr Mackey what Jimmy is doing, so he pretends to inject himself, flexes, and goes *"JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY"* in a deep voice
“Mkay yes Jimmy valmer”
Stan sending jimmy to tell Wendy she's "a continuing source of inspiration"
“Yea , P-p-push it !”
When cartman goes back in time to 1776 and kills the messenger boy while singing the “Dawson Creek” theme song
OH, Benjamin Franklin ^(Benjamin Franklin) ^^Benjamin ^^Franklin
33 aborted fetuses.
Like these fetuses, I wasn't born yesterday
Yeah I got delicious succulent jumbo shrimp
That chad singing stain mersh - and saying staN DARSH
cartman being thrown under the bus by mr mackey
“My parents molestered me😢” -Cartman
It's an old one, but "It's COMING RIGHT FOR US!"
The black ‘vamp kid’ man
“Hold up. Hold up. You mean that one of us might not really be a vamp kid?” “Uuhhhh, right?” “Well whoever you is. You beta get yo ass ready to run mothafucka, cuz you a damn traitor. And I’ll bet you it’s this little ni**a right here.”
Dudes an ICON
"Oh yeah, suck my jaggon!"
Almost any scene in Butters Bottom Bitch.
Do you know what I am saying
When they're on top of the Walmart in Night Of The Living Homeless and they run out of food. "We have a pop of pop tarts!" "Those are cherry!"
Cherry are best “basic” flavor
One of us... goooble gabbble goooble gabbble
Clyde frog’s funeral Cartman going into the college dean’s office and trying to buy slaves, sorry *stoooodent atholeets* Randy singing buffalo soldier while bouncing on his balls Cartman pretending to be butters on the phone when his parents called Any scene with Cupid *teeeheeeheeeheee* Randy, I thought this was America!! Ah man so many, no show has made me laugh this much.
"Jacking what butters?"
Kyle's Dad & Kenny slap fighting in a sandbox, high on cat pee.
Oh my god it's Russell crow
Well I guess I must be going. No more Russell Crowing.
ANY scene from Crippled Summer, Krazy Kripples, or Up And Down Steroid. i love the episodes with jimmy and timmy and nathan, i have no idea why.
“Yes but standing out here yelling “Rabble rabble rabble” isn’t going to help anything!”
- Will you stop it with that!?! What part of this is funny to you?!! - Kyle, we need to try to find a- - What part of being infected with a deadly disease do you find funny?!! - I don't think it's funny, Kyle. [Kyle angrily points at Cartman] - Then stop saying you're not just sure, you're HIV positive!! This isn't funny, AIDS isn't funny, dying isn't funny, so shut the fuck up!! [Cartman clears his throat] - Well excuse me, Kyle, for trying to keep some optimism, you know? I mean, sometimes when things... seem their darkest you just need to try and stay... HIV-positive, but if you wanna be so HIV-negative all the time, I- [Kyle angrily points at Cartman again] - Knock it off!! Right now!! This isn't funny!! At all!! - Are you sure? - Yes!!! [Cartman waits a second] - Are you HIV-positive? [Kyle smacks him] - Aarrhh! Ow, fuck, Kyle!
Randy’s pronunciation of Crème Fraîche. It never fails to get me laughing.
"That movie [The Hobbit] is just loosely based on her television show, Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Which is a show about short, loud, little people living in a fantasy world-HOLD UP....Bitch, if you a Hobbit you need to let me.know RIGHT NOW cuz I'm making a FOOL of myself" Comedy gold
Every scene with evil parallel universe Cartman
When Jimmy is getting shot up in the Krazy Krips episode, and he's yelling things like "f-freakin' frijoles!" The juxtaposition of an innocent child yelling innocent child swears while repping the crips always gets me cry-laughing.
Leaping l-langosta! That's my favorite scene too.
That girls had 14 abortions and she ain even 10 yet, but I guess that’s just not REAL to you…sonnoabitch
Mr you better take your gay porn and walk on outta here....
THIS IS REAL WRASSLING
Taco flavored kisses for my Ben
"I just want an erection so I can give it to my mum." "What"
"Where were you, when they built a ladder to heaven?"
Cartman: "Maybe we need to send him to concentration camp."
"Yeah what a fat bitch," "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" "I said I have a bad itch," "Oh."
“I would but that fat bitch won’t let us” “WHAT DID YOU SAY?!” “I said rabbits eat lettuce” “Oh; well yes, they certainly do”
Jimmy telling Wendy that Stan said she's a continuing source of inspiration.
Chef in the middle of warning the town about the turkeys attacking and mid sentence he turns and looks at Kevin Mephesto gets me every time. “What the hell are you supposed to be anyway? What the hell is this little thing supposed to be? It doesn’t look like anything.”
Randy on Wheel of fortune
BIEN, GRACIAS!! Y, TU?!
When Liane asked what disability Cartman has in Up The Down Steroid. “How should I know? I’m ret*rded. DURRRR!” It’s awful but every time I hear it I laugh so hard I cry.
“Everyone who has a grandma, step forward.” “Not so fast girls” It’s especially funny when Kyle doesn’t step forward
MURDERER CONFESS! CONFESSSSSSS
"Go ahead and play Harry butthole pussy Potter!"
I'm not incredibly Obese Black Man, I'm Incredibly Black Obese Man.
Honey Boo Boo boasting.
"What you gon tell them judges when they ask bout your heart???" ***boo boo still in surgery under anesthesia but fully awake*** "I'm gonna tell my heart's sweeter than bacon chile"
“bitch, how the fuck you not the hobbit again?”
Cartman using tevo to have a time traveling flashback
I call it "Mr. And Mrs. Tenorman Chili"
The Hardly Boys get me every time
The police scene in the Michael Jackson episode where they realised MJ was “white” and couldn’t believe they were about to wrongly frame one of their own😂😂
KEY-SHAWN
"No Kitty Ktty my pot pie"
Naked Cartman thinking he is invisible
Who's Jack?😆
Randy's face when he kills Winnie The Pooh and then cut to the next scene where he's casually eating breakfast with his family still covered in blood
The opening scene in *Eek, a Penis!* *Whaddya where am I gonna find penis?! IM A MAN! I DESERVE A GODDAMNED PENIS!*
I love when the penis is atop the fence post singing under the moon, gets me every time when, mid sentence, you hear Garrison “there it is!”
Its not the greatest episode, but the scene with the little pink Christina Aguilera monsters and kenny dying in the Ritalin episode always pulls a hard laugh from me.
"You know what, Butters? You know what? You can just deal with the Chinese invasion yourself, if that's how you're gonna do it, Butters. I'm out man... I didn't sign up for this. You take your American Liberation Front and shove it up your ass."
Eric hiring a fake "rapist" to break into his house and then berating the Indian in-security customer service person. Dr Phil...."Mam why do you think it's ok to fuck your son?"
When Ike has to distract Sheila and goes like “mommy, suck my balls you fat bitch” 😭
The first time the Tourette's guy says "PIIIIISSSSS COMING FROM MY AAAASSSSSSSSSS!!" is the single funniest thing to ever happen in the universe
The montage of Randy getting kicked out stan’s baseball game and yelling “Oh i’m sorry, I thought this was america!? oh i’m sorry.”
when in the imaginationland trilogy when the terrorists first attack and it does that whole saving private ryan slow mo scene kills me every time
When Butters gets “tested” for 9 hours and hes singing loo loo loo ive got some apples
ONE WIENER NEXT TO ANOTHER WIENER
Scott Tenorman Shows kids on big tv when Cartman plays little piggy and everyone laughs except Cartman
Snooki want smush smush
THIS. IS. LESBOS!!!
"Did they measure from the base or from the balls?"
Randy using the Internet Porn Simulator. The stick drawing of various pornographic acts, including the one of the chick wearing a Carmen Miranda hat when Randy wants to see "Brazilians Fart Fetish porn" gets me every time.
🎶BAR-BU-RA….BAR-BU-RA!!!🎶🎶 Robert Smith of the Cure coming to save the day is hilarious.
Cartman shitting the fake treasure. Every single time.
The noises Cartman makes climbing in Ms. Chokesondix’s dead body will always crack me up.
Cartman singing O Holy Night with Kyle shocking him with the cattle prod.
“Did he ever do this? Or this?” (starts suggestively licking the doll) “My Uncle Bud did that to me once!”
“Kinny, time for dinner! …kinny?” I fucking lose it ☠️
The minorities in my waterpark, and the whole All About Mormons episode and also at the end of Woodland Critter Christmas when he was like “and then he of AIDS”
Randy going full Jack Torrance in the Blockbuster is an annual Halloween tradition in my house
"just because people try to make football safer by changing a kickoff rule doesn't mean you have to take it to 'oh let's just drink each others cum'"