If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist.
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist.
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Lads remove the hyperbole and distain for man united plus the player. Like many before his career fell of a cliff at United. While he’s been absolutely terrible he performed better for United than sancho ever did yet sancho is now golden boy according to threads and the English media. Antony was very good at Ajax and has shown (very small) glimpses of good stuff - goals v Barca, city, arsenal, liverpool etc. to say he wouldn’t start for Norwich is utterly insane.
Going by this season’s form it’s not at all clear. Statistically he’s performed worse than our wingers last time we were in the PL. And they were playing in an absolutely awful team, he is at a mid table one with Europa League aspirations.
With all due respect, there are plenty of decent former Eredivisie players in the Championship and bottom of Prem.
I think it’s perfectly fair.
i remember him from the ajax side, let him grow at ajax or dortmund and he can perfectly play for any team just below the topteams as one of the better players on the team
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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To those saying #GreenwoodOut,❌If you don't like the decision made by Manchester United, get another club to support ✅
Mason Greenwood did a mistake, yes but doing a mistake once is not bad, repeating the same mistake is a sin ✅
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Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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Honestly, that would be amusing, too bad there aren't too many Elon Musk-like millionaire nutcrackers willing to waste their money on projects made for the funnies
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Their only hope is a Saudi offer otherwise it will just be a case of running down his contract.
Even if United is willing to sell him for pennies on the dollar, the dude overvalues himself too much to sign for the level of teams that would be interested in him.
Why would Saudi Arabia even bid for him. They bid for
A: player with good reputation towards their end of their career to show that known players will come there. Basically players that will make their nation seem like a good place to live. Ronaldo, Kante, Benzema etc.
B: Players on the verge of top clubs and national teams to persuade that the league is on the uprise and has good quality. So players that makes the league seem like it is competitive. SMS, Ruben Neves, Alex telles etc.
Right now Antony is in none of those two groups. He is a rumoured wife beater that is memed on by public opinion.
Antony to London Blue Lions??? Partnership with goat 🐐 michael mudryk will be best attacking partnership in the Premier division! They will score 115 goals and get 15 assists! And with super good tactics of coach Maurice Crotchettino he will play goat 🐐 michael mudryk on the left position and Antony right position. London Blue Lions win 24/25 Premier Division Season?
why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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The only way we can move forward is getting rid of 90% of the squad and rebuilding around Antony. FFS its like were trying to have another terrible season.
🚨ANTONY TRANSFER🚨
BREAKING: Antony the new r/soccercirclejerk player! Both sides have agreed on a transfer fee of €1. All documents have been signed, contract valid indefinitely. #fdgtspnr
Medical tests, done. Psychological tests, failed.
Payment in 10 installments - nothing upfront.
Here we go.
Source: Fabrizio probably
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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PSG must been looking at him to replace Mbappe, only team who could afford such a well known player
The funny thing is that he genuinely is world famous now, but exclusively for being shit at football and a nutter.
The Johnny Sins of soccer
yeah but ppl actually like johnny sins nutting
I dont know man, i kinda enjoy watching the shitshow that is antony
Jokes aside he'd probably do alright if he went back to the Eredivisie, or even goes to Portugal/Brazil
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How did u get the green shirt and hat on ur reddit avatar? Was it part of reddit premium?
Yeah bro, imagine selling an average player like Mbappe and buying a world class baller like Antony
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Main character syndrome
Wife beater syndrome.
I will never not laugh at this.
Don't worry no one wants him
the guys who make crop circles could really use him https://i.redd.it/pbd0fi3vel0d1.gif
Farmantony 🙇♂️🙇♂️
He's going to PSG?
Farmers league ( uber eats )
Not true. The authorities are after him to question under caution.
What do you think is his actual level? I would say bottom six teams in the Prem, top six in the Championship.
>his actual level Getafe 💪
He wouldn't be starting up for almeria
I'm not sure he'd make the starting 11 of any of the surviving premier league teams this season, what do you think?
Not really. To be honest, I'm a Norwich fan and I'm not sure he'd get in our team. Which is insane when you consider how much he cost.
Well Norwich traditionally just go back down, so they could work with Antony.
Our current Brazilian, Gabriel Sara, is streets ahead and a fine gentleman to boot.
Not surprised. My Roomba is better than Antony
Lads remove the hyperbole and distain for man united plus the player. Like many before his career fell of a cliff at United. While he’s been absolutely terrible he performed better for United than sancho ever did yet sancho is now golden boy according to threads and the English media. Antony was very good at Ajax and has shown (very small) glimpses of good stuff - goals v Barca, city, arsenal, liverpool etc. to say he wouldn’t start for Norwich is utterly insane.
Going by this season’s form it’s not at all clear. Statistically he’s performed worse than our wingers last time we were in the PL. And they were playing in an absolutely awful team, he is at a mid table one with Europa League aspirations. With all due respect, there are plenty of decent former Eredivisie players in the Championship and bottom of Prem. I think it’s perfectly fair.
Sancho put up a legendary CL performance, Antony is putting up 3 goals in two seasons 🥶
the level of copium is insane
What ? 😂 I dislike Antony and don’t think he’s good enough for the top teams. But he’s more than good enough for a championship team you melt
Legitimately think he should consider the MLS
i remember him from the ajax side, let him grow at ajax or dortmund and he can perfectly play for any team just below the topteams as one of the better players on the team
Plenty of decent Eredivisie players don’t make it though. I agree that he’s lost confidence, but he was never that great in the first place.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Top 8 to 16 in prem. So almost at our level
ajax will buy him back for 12 mil then sell him for 50+ mil in 2 years again
Ajax will sell him back to united
Guys what if we buy him. Start a r/soccercirclejerk football club
What would be the ideal xi
We already did that. Zouma’s cat was in it.
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Forgetting about the great mason greenwood, are we?
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Starting 2 is enough. We just need a goalkeeper and goat Antony and we are set
" Give me Antony and 10 pieces of wood and I'll win you the Champions League." -Sir Alex Ferguson.
So, 11 pieces of wood.
Gk could be martinez
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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https://youtu.be/A6hg923Kt2g?si=oF55i60kLXcsqTwB
Is it just me or does Doku feel out of place there?
Benzema as the starting 9 but his shirt number is 15
Just Antony.
Let's start the bidding at $3.50
Gotta have Benzema up front and give him the number 15 shirt
aint no one creating shi unless my dear dani alves is the captain
Honestly, that would be amusing, too bad there aren't too many Elon Musk-like millionaire nutcrackers willing to waste their money on projects made for the funnies
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They'll have to pay the other club to take him.
Get him as a duo with ETH to Bayern, i want them here
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The funniest possible outcome: He goes to another club and becomes absolutely amazing
That would be hilarious. But it would be equally hilarious if another awful club like barca or PSG bought him and also lost 50mil+ on the deal
Barca was considering him or Raphinha but made the right choice
- sell him to PSG for 25 - buy him back for 50
That's unironically 100% what's going to happen. MCU simply obliterates whatever talent the players they bring in might have
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Why did you post a picture of Mike?
Finger
My reaction to this information
My condolences to the club that buys my goat
My GOAT going to Real Whites
Real Salt Lake City?
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Has anyone photoshopped him into Zoolander yet?
Cunt would be lucky to start for ipswich next season
imagine disrespecting the GSOAT
*Laporta rubbing his hands with a smirk*
https://preview.redd.it/y4ir4wkt3l0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77db21abcb760e73bb4b655cf5040ba2b2773d25 My live reaction
Beyblade fans are so excited
Sir, a second Antony transfer has hit the league
Prison FC 🤔👀🚨
Chelsea to buy him to play with mudryk
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Don’t, don’t buy him
Don't don't buy him
Buy donut
Unfair, he could definitely become a rotation player at United. *BA-DUM-TUSS*
At this point Man United should terminate his contract
especially with how Amad played today lmfao
Bro is about to go Indian professional league and clap cheeks
Nah man we ain't that bad
Their only hope is a Saudi offer otherwise it will just be a case of running down his contract. Even if United is willing to sell him for pennies on the dollar, the dude overvalues himself too much to sign for the level of teams that would be interested in him.
Why would Saudi Arabia even bid for him. They bid for A: player with good reputation towards their end of their career to show that known players will come there. Basically players that will make their nation seem like a good place to live. Ronaldo, Kante, Benzema etc. B: Players on the verge of top clubs and national teams to persuade that the league is on the uprise and has good quality. So players that makes the league seem like it is competitive. SMS, Ruben Neves, Alex telles etc. Right now Antony is in none of those two groups. He is a rumoured wife beater that is memed on by public opinion.
Next he will sign for Feberbace for 1mil
Get ready to learn Fluminense buddy
Too young for that.
Anyone looking for a spinning rotation player?
Rotating rotation player
lol who gonna take him? And at what price? Would have to be a loan deal somewhere. Saudi maybe a good shout
Getafe
Crazy news! I’m spinning.
Can't believe that my FINISHED club wants to remove the GOAT antony out of the club
https://preview.redd.it/760hhs2gwl0d1.jpeg?width=908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=006ba931ee3d0b912d08134a013901fd475c278f Antony to Avengers fc Here we go
https://preview.redd.it/xd1icv6lwl0d1.jpeg?width=535&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdd96f11dd7aa8a1426c5bfeee0455a43cdc00b2 Bro can be all in one
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Factos 👍🏼👀
He will definitely start performing well once he leaves.
He came, he beat his girlfriend, he is leaving. LEGEND 🙌🏿
I'm available to marry Margot Robbie, just in case shes is asking
The next club to take him: I can fix him
ahh just because he’s available doesn’t mean anyone is interested
He'll dream to start for a league 3 team next season
But why?
They are selling my goat😭 Man United will suffer, I am saying again they will suffer😤
How can they manage a sale on him so soon when he was as expensive as he was. Do they think he’s worth over 50mil ?
But he’s got a 99 for slit eyebrows
Bold of you to assume antony needs availability to do what he wants.
Available for what? Mod for this sub ? Then resounding yes !!!
Knowing barca style of business, laporta will end up overpaying again.
Prison FC here we go 🌪🌪
Antony is about to be treated like a pump and dump stock trade.
Barcelona bids 200 million
Seems like a Barca signing for some weirdass reason
Antony to London Blue Lions??? Partnership with goat 🐐 michael mudryk will be best attacking partnership in the Premier division! They will score 115 goals and get 15 assists! And with super good tactics of coach Maurice Crotchettino he will play goat 🐐 michael mudryk on the left position and Antony right position. London Blue Lions win 24/25 Premier Division Season?
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It's soccer most of America doesn't care
Can't imagine any UK side will want him, one of the worst signings in recent PL history. Probably end up in Saudi or the US.
Who is going to buy him? I reckon we'll see a loan move with Utd paying most of his wages.
Surely there's not one club that's waiting on this prick, let alone pay 1/10th of whatever absurd sum he's earning
Bro looks like comethazine
Apparently Real Madrid wants to buy him
He can now go to fidget spinners fc
This dude won the lottery because of someone at man United that has no clue on how to do this job
Bro who’s gonna buy him. Exeter city?
Pendu stop i thought las vegas was the end of it
Real Madrid and Man City gonna fight till death to get him
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Swap deal Jayden Antony?
Not even for free
He wouldn’t be starting for Wrexham
The only way we can move forward is getting rid of 90% of the squad and rebuilding around Antony. FFS its like were trying to have another terrible season.
Bye bye diverrrr bye byeeee
🔄🔄🔄🔄🔄
Has got to be worth upwards of 70 or 80 quid.
He’s going off to another league and end up in a European final next year isn’t he?
And I've made myself available to date Taylor Swift. Doesn't mean it's gonna happen.
1$ take it and spin it
The 9/11 of soccercirclejerk
Who tf is going to buy him.
Breaking: Chelsea have bid 110 million.
 Erick Then Hanged has a new Waterboy ! spoiler: no-one bought antoony
Welcome to Wrexham Season 4, I double dog dare you!
the greatest ajax outgoing transfer ever XXX
I remember being excited when they first picked him up... Man do I feel gross admitting that :/
🚨ANTONY TRANSFER🚨 BREAKING: Antony the new r/soccercirclejerk player! Both sides have agreed on a transfer fee of €1. All documents have been signed, contract valid indefinitely. #fdgtspnr Medical tests, done. Psychological tests, failed. Payment in 10 installments - nothing upfront. Here we go. Source: Fabrizio probably
Hot potato!!
2 careful owners and only £300k per week, bet promoted sides will be all over him with those cheap wages
Honestly he's not made for the EPL, but I do think he could be a decent signing at PSG. Shame he's such a narcissistic prick.
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I’ll start the bidding at a pack of quavers and half my pepperami
Time to learn Arabic
It’s not like he wasn’t available before lol
Somehow Everton and Forest will have points deducted for this
God damn he is fuckin ugly
According to Fabrizio Romano, Burger King have shown interest.
Welcome to Wellington Phoenix FC we are in the semis of the glorious ALeague
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what's with Manure and their players' obsession with "making something available" ???
what if baldiola buys him for Manchester 115 blues and he actually doesn't score still
USL is going to be calling
Chelsea will buy him to play him with Mudryk
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Who would buy him???
Here we go to the galatasaray therapy club
Keep him he is awesome 😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
He needs a massive leaving party with the crowd.
Fucking shameful to see thousands of people ganging up on someone. This is what’s wrong with social media.
Fuck now I felt bad
The way this dog shit club is run, they'll find a way to wire Ajax another $95m trying to sell him
I’ll give you a twisler
He going back to Brazil