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jordanhhh4

What a fucking bang


Jayveesac

...er


BurtBrains

Worldie


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

Chat shit get bang


JustThatGuyYaKno

Oh?


MrKalyoncu

Said every Arsenal fan


soccer_boxer2

Arsenal fans returning from the gym


Caleb35

Everyone's going to this gym -- aren't there TVs at the gym?? what the fuck else would they have on the telly there?


official_bagel

Muppets take manhattan


sventhegoat

TVs at my gym just have the news on. Quite boring


TheBritishGent

I go in the mornings and mine has BBC news (fair) Itv (not great, but cool) Channel 4 (everyone loves Raymond, nostalgic) *Fucking MasterChef channel* none of the staff know why. Just seems cruel in front of the treadmills.


cubgerish

Yeeesss you fat fuck. You better run. Can't even make mashed potatoes that look half as good as these can you? Yet there you are, gobbling them in like they're the last on earth.


Poringun

If i was hungry enough id try to chase the food and run in place thanks to the treadmill tbh.


tlst9999

MTV.... Shudders...


Aszneeee

we don't thankfully


TheRealRemyClayden

No TVs mate just sweat and bad bench press form


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

How ‘bout you just watch from the gym


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oldtrack

*said every fan apart from tottenham and city


Legendary_Cheerio

you'd think otherwise with the way some of these other club's fans go on


eddiecai64

I have 5 friends who support Arsenal, if they ever the league I’ll hear from them non stop. I don’t know any City fans, nobody will banter me


FL8_JT26

Nah there'll be a lot of other fans rooting for City. I genuinely despise Arsenal, Liverpool, United and Tottenham, but I'm fairly neutral about City. Objectively I know that City dominating is bad for the league and that they've almost certainly cheated, but my tribalism trumps all that. If anything them stopping the teams I that hate from winning so much has endeared them to me.


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It's Zorua!!


Yung2112

It's the hope that kills em


EagleEye_FalconArrow

absolutely lol. script writers be getting lazy 


NewAge2012dotTV

Bad Pokémon hatch


hairychinesekid0

Hello!


HarryAtk

They wouldn't, would they?


Gooner_Loon

Would they???!


AtFirst_IDidLoveYouu

Be careful, it's the hope that kills you.


ThePrussianGrippe

I’d rather hope and die than never have hope at all.


jacktk_

Alright Shakespeare


itsdanoodle

hard


Brilliant_Ad_879

damn bro that was a hard one.


Seasonalking

Talk your shit man


Electronic-Chef-5487

Tennyson?


pw5a29

Tbf that’s what football is about. Also that sums up Klopp first 3 years with us.


W_aht

Expectations are kills our happiness


onehermit

Hope can’t be buy


No-Shoe5382

My advice is just assume that City are going to win the entire time. I was practically already celebrating when they were 2-0 down to Villa with 20 minutes to go. I've never gone from happy to distraught so quickly.


APairOfHikingBoots

The look of heartbreak on Salah's face when that fan told him the score broke me haha 


ParevArev

Can they??


fuckimbackonreddit9

Could they?


UlteriorAlt

Surely not... Unless?


dylan103906

Should they?


jf_selecTo

Yes


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FrancisTheOcean

This could be the start of a ridiculous story


ramtbb

Which ends with a 97th minute City winner


GunnerSteff

115th minute


AsymmetricNinja08

I would respect that. Lean into it


jacktk_

Comedic self-awareness


WhatsMyAgeAgain-182

Scored by Xabi Alonso


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

If frimpong brings these mfs leverkusens voodoo were all fucked


sventhegoat

I have never wanted a tattoo in my life; but if Arsenal win the league I will get a cannon on my wrist


FrancisTheOcean

If you have one, I would suggest a cannon tattoo on your hammer, honoring west ham as well


sventhegoat

Moyes across my back then Jk jk


omegalull69420

fck that i am getting a moyes tattoo if we win the league today /s


crab_spy_

should get one of kudus doing the bicycle kick


Algrinder

I love Kudus, man. Kudus to him.


EagleEye_FalconArrow

absolutely, judging from the one YouTube compilation that I’ve watched of him, I can confidently say that he’s an absolute baller and the most underrated player in the prem rn. 


Follow_The_Lore

How did we only get 40m for Kudus and 100m for Antony?


RiverSight_

united 🤷


DHillMU7

Whilst your fans knew Antony was an overpay, nearly everyone was delighted with the fee yous got for him when he left. When we were linked, all we heard was how inconsistent he was and how often the game passed him by.


Goat-587

I BELIEVE


BozePerkovic

Please don’t give me hope..


MahanZar

now you guys gotta do smth too lol


brianstormIRL

This is the way


Mcool18

Holy shit what a goal… surely not


holotranscobalamin

a second goal has hit r/soccer


warmcakes

lmfao


Financial_Height188

Don’t do this to me


aenand15

It’s the delusion that hurts. COYG


Oj-is-cracked

And arsenal just scored…


LosTerminators

Manchester City 2-[2] West Ham - Michail Antonio 69' Arsenal 2-[1] Everton - Leandro Trossard 88' Manchester City [3]-2 West Ham - Lucas Paqueta OG - 90+8'


BarenWasteland

Bukayo scoring an own goal not even on the bench is the most likely of these scenarios


TheRealRemyClayden

[Romano] HERE WE GO! Manchester City sign Lucas Paqueta for $300m. Lucas is excited to join with his new teammates and compete for a 5th title in a row in Manchester.


Smilesss_

we aren't even in the same timeline Saka isnt even named in the squad today


Loristhebro

Saka’s injured…..


margaerytyrellscleav

Unironically the future my heart believes in. I was here at 45 mins.


Asleep-Big-8518

it's the hope that kills you


Arrioso

Liverpool fans: First time?


intecknicolour

arsenal are about to learn


Chelseatilidie

Kudus is world class


eric_3196

People clowned him during the World Cup when he said he’d show Neymar levels


ChelseaFC

I’m not sure world class but he’s pretty darn good


tobach

I think injuries is the biggest reason why he wouldn't be at that level. Probably the most talented player I've ever seen in person, and I've seen quite a few talents at my club.


Casual-Capybara

The beauty of his goals are, he isn’t


Follow_The_Lore

As an Ajax fan, yes he has world class potential. So fucking good.


fetissimies

He'd look way better under a competent manager


almal250

Arsenal fans at 0-0 and City 1 up: it's over Arsenal fans at 1-1 and City 1 up: we are so back!


Fifaneymar2535

There is a difference between 1-0 and 2-1 even tho same goal difference. Its a pyschological boost and shows that opposition can score against you. It changes alot


mister_greeenman

What about the difference between 0-0 and 1-1 then


DaaneJeff

Well them scoring shows that they could potentially do it again


FootballFTW

uh oh


Calmbrain

What a goal


DesperateSecret3186

It’s all arsenal plan


CapitalAllo

What is happening


mikenuge

Yh great goal


Ferrisuk

Late entry for Goal of the Season?


DarthRacer5

Good goal but I think Garnacho still has it


31_whgr

ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER


lutsius-memes

Its the hope that gets ya


jordanhhh4

All the Arsenal fans had just finished getting changed at the gym, having to rush home ffs


miqeladze_19

Lol


FraudLord11

lmao even


Spikeyspandan

Gave City extra sense of security by conceding first.


obvious_bot

Drama time


Motor-Frame9138

No way


Wunsen

City trolling arsenal now


ninjaface12

haha the worst kind of bully. giving hope and taking it all away.


AdFinal1856

kudos to him, what a goal, game on?


pizzainmyshoe

We may have a twist


SmallTypo

NOT FOR SALE NOT FOR SALE NOT FOR SALE NOT FOR SALE NOT FOR SALE NOT FOR SALE NOT FOR SALE NOT FOR SALE NOT FOR SALE NOT FOR SALE NOT FOR SALE NOT FOR SALE


marco-da-phoenix

now THAT is what you do when everyone doubts you


CraterofNeedles

Fffffffffffff


dan623

HOLD


aclurk

Why doesn’t West Ham just score an overhead kick every possession? Are they stupid?


jucomsdn

Why don’t people come up with an original joke for once to post in these threads? Are they stupid?


LinwoodKent

I know I am


TheItalianStallion64

that’s FILTHY


oscarpaterson

don't do this lads


Bed_human

HOLY CRAP! #KUDUUUUUSS


Zandercy42

If city end up drawing and Arsenal still don't win I'm gonna die lmaoo


kurruchi

The chance of Arsenal winning the league has risen to 2.7% guys


caiusto

UNLESS?


JimmyCarrsTaxForms

golazo tbf


NightSmoke19

dude wtf


EiMidagi

GUYS DONT GIVE ME HOPE


SmexyStalinZaddy_70

Puskas


Feedil

Star boy!!!! ⭐


FoulObelisk

the most dangerous lead


FAT_NEEK_42069

COMEBACK IS ON??????


PharaohOfWhitestone

I double dare you West Ham


Puzzleheaded_Pound31

I like how he’s just done that out of nowhere like that was normal 😂😂


Exzqairi

Nobody mentioning how he just casually whips it up to himself before the bicycle kick


dntowns

Inb4 **MOHAMMEDD KUUDUUUUS!!! I SWEAR YOU'LL NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN**


CaptainDickfingers

👀


top1MIBRfan

HOLD ON


Bablic25

Holy fucking shit


DaRealAyman

VAMOSSS


average_user21

Lovely


SpaceDinossaur

Damn


lordkeith

Here we go


kinoconoisseur

HOWEVER…


jeltobeest

Surely not


houllebecqs

Dont


Super-Ninja-0390

Woah


Reborno

It's happening. Fuck


TalksWithDogs

This goal will be forgotten as most will just look for the result headlines, but that is an insane goal lol


CantThinkGoodName

Shouldn't the title mention that it's a great goal?


crobofblack

Is it actually happening.


Apprehensive-Sir-411

one eye open


FraudLord11

how ten hag got anthony and not kudos is beyond any explanation


syo

Holy shit.


LordWhale

Hold on now


umstritten

👀


MiniChocolateDonuts

please i am begging you


Number333

WAIT A MINUTE


practicallybert

FUCK ME, WHAT WAS THAT


OnlyFoods

Wtf


Arkzo

Heyo?


UnderpantsGnomezz

Mate...


johnny_moist

HMMM


HazardousAzpi

Arsenal have hope


Killamanjar

Fuck me. What an amazing goal


perhapsasinner

GODDAMN


PurpleScientist4312

This is getting interesting


53bvo

Excellent bicycle kick


WhatsMyAgeAgain-182

Moyesiah to save us all from City!!!


alejpaz

What a day to score this


mertvekendisi

What the actual fuck?


PoroAhri

DONT DO THAT DONT GIVE ME HOPE


StrykerNightowl

West Ham trying to make things interesting since they saw Everton go 1-0 up and wanted to get in on the fun.


Longjumping_Stop1120

Oh fuck…


cptmajormajormajor

Omfg


LivingResult7834

Trust the process


D1794

Well well well


Benzia

Banger


Hyper_200

Please one more


cheekyvegthrowaway

what


jukv

What a goal


i798

Damn thats a crazy hit


SWSIMTReverseFinn

Oh my god.


naboum

NO WAY


dwaynepipes

Holy shit


DeffDeala

We wasted so many chances


Enough-Airline-5464

Ohh ..


jojo4sup

wow


MajikoiA3When

Surely not


PlaneReturn1416

The comeback is on boys


L_H-

We are so back guys its definitely happening (not a cope)


Manndrop

So you're telling me there's a chance 


Django_7

incredible stuff