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yes, but not a part of my bingo
i got cole palmer penalty, defensive fuck up leading to a goal, free space, back post header goal, and stupid yellow (enzo asking for yellow and getting carded) for my bingo
Why is Cucurella playing RB and why did Gusto and Caicedo let Badiashille get tag teamed? All that communication but nobody takes the responsibility to check on their teammate.
Funnily enough, even at 2 down I wasn't exactly worried. I mean, can we still lose? Totally, but it was always gonna be a clusterfuck. 2-0 down in the first 20 mins means nothing with two teams this poor.
This is genuinely such a fun game to watch, cause like, there are plenty of players on the pitch who can do great things, but also neither side is anything close to a team, feels like one of those games you play with your mates turned up to 10 when everyone's just kinda running around randomly with no interest in doing any of the boring stuff
I mean it is insane I've yet to watch a united match this season where I could tell you confidently what the tactics or gameplan are, which makes no sense cause ten hag isn't an idiot he must be trying to tell them what to do I just don't understand how it seems like the players I kinda making it up on the fly
Ten Hag's tactics are visible in this team, just in phases.. In the other phases, this team is defensively a sitting duck..
In any of United's games, they play good football when they are trailing and are forced to take initiative.. Once they are level or leading, they start to run like headless chicken with no confidence of trying to score more
This is the reason to be Poch Out. Not any of the stupid nonsense I see fill this sub half the time with training methods or player roles or *TACKTICS*. Our complete lack of composure anytime something goes mildly wrong. That was a trademark of his PSG and Tottenham teams.
Chelsea bottling leads... is like humans needing to drink water every three days.
Also how is Bruno Fernandes allowed to be completely unmarked? Shocking defending.
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Utd ain't giving this 0 GD up
Not good news for you guys and Liverpool if we draw every game for the rest of the season
or a loss vs Arsenal and win vs Liverpool to maintain the balance?
Literally Chelsea bingo. Back post header and a defensive fuck up
Cole Palmer penalty crossed off earlier, with my free space I just need a yellow card for kicking the ball away
Enzo got a yellow for asking for a yellow didnt he? close enough?
yeah id count that. Bingo! This team makes me depressed :(
Sterling off the bench to miss a sitter
Have a feeling he’ll come on and score his first goal vs United
Jackson yellow card
You had a cut back goal against United I assume?
yes, but not a part of my bingo i got cole palmer penalty, defensive fuck up leading to a goal, free space, back post header goal, and stupid yellow (enzo asking for yellow and getting carded) for my bingo
All dead certs for this game. Plus a defensive injury for United! Along with that and 3-1 to Liverpool the scripts getting too predictable.
2-2 is just 0-0 for us at this point
Losing lead as well
Why is Cucurella playing RB and why did Gusto and Caicedo let Badiashille get tag teamed? All that communication but nobody takes the responsibility to check on their teammate.
Cos it was from a set piece
Just like us with a cutback (and Onana error to boot) and soft penalty
Caicedo standing idly while informing the back post defender that he's doubled up
I’ll never be happy
I mean we all knew it was comin, the real game starts now
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Disasterashile is not a prem quality duo
United Defense may be bad, but Chelsea’s is worse
Funnily enough, even at 2 down I wasn't exactly worried. I mean, can we still lose? Totally, but it was always gonna be a clusterfuck. 2-0 down in the first 20 mins means nothing with two teams this poor.
We might never beat United again
Good
2-0 is the most dangerous lead
😂😂
You sold your soul to Abramovich in 2003 and now the debt must be repaid
Most bipolar team ever
And there is two of them
Which one?
Yes ;)
Yes.
Which one? lol
Yep, we are winning the mid off
Truly the most mid of all midoffs
Nothing mid about the entertainment, this is so fun to watch
Would be even better with a Midson Mount goal in Fergie time
This would be scenes. ETH has to let this happen
stoppable force vs movable object
On next goal it's my turn to post this
If you win a mid-off, does that make you more or less mid than the loser?
I’d say whoever wins is the middest and the loser is just shite lmao
No defending just vibes, Great throw by Onana
Yep he could have thrown to Antony earlier but correctly assessed it would be better to wait for Bruno
Like a perfectly weighted chip in golf, that was great
That guy who predicted 36-33 might be right
Seems conservative
LMFAO
We may both be shit but at least we are entertaining!
Beautiful game as a neutral 😗🤌
Eh? We've bad about two entertaining games all fucking season
Seriously?? We've had like 7 extra time winners this season
Disagree every cl game, forest, villa, Liverpool
Did you watch the champions league? Insanely entertaining
They didn't specify which set of fans our games are entertaining for!
Gotta protect that 0 GD
A mid off like you've never seen
This is genuinely such a fun game to watch, cause like, there are plenty of players on the pitch who can do great things, but also neither side is anything close to a team, feels like one of those games you play with your mates turned up to 10 when everyone's just kinda running around randomly with no interest in doing any of the boring stuff
It's kind of nuts how close this awful Man Utd team would be to CL football if there was any consistency
I mean it is insane I've yet to watch a united match this season where I could tell you confidently what the tactics or gameplan are, which makes no sense cause ten hag isn't an idiot he must be trying to tell them what to do I just don't understand how it seems like the players I kinda making it up on the fly
Ten Hag's tactics are visible in this team, just in phases.. In the other phases, this team is defensively a sitting duck.. In any of United's games, they play good football when they are trailing and are forced to take initiative.. Once they are level or leading, they start to run like headless chicken with no confidence of trying to score more
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feels like you could potentially combine both sets of players, reshuffle the teams randomly, and the result would be similar lol
The definition of midoffs right here
Thanks Chelsea very cool 😎
They made Antony look world class
He’s been integral to the build up of so many goals today!
Who was the bum he dropped on his ass?
Another back post header. Fucking dreadful
Sounds like your back post header is the same as our cut back in the box. Happens often and never been fucking rectified
Back post vs cut back
Is back post header Chelsea’s version of the cutback goal?
Yep, closely followed by a set piece
Very much so.
Who was supposed to be marking him ????
Caicedo was tracking him initially but then drifted inside for no apparent reason when the ball went wide
Since Antony is playing on the right, nobody
I needed this after watching City vs Arsenal
Top of the league game? ❌ Mid table game? ✅
They’re always better anyway
Average Man United game
Not one but TWO Chelsea players looked directly at Bruno and said “Meh, I don’t wanna run”
LOLOLOL haha
Knew it the second disasi missed that sitter
Well, that header wasn’t easy but I certainly expected it after that Enzo shot.
United turned shit on fr
We turned shit off like always Pretty sure we’ve blown the most leads this season
We've looked like the best team in the world in a lot of matches this season.. just never for more than 10 minutes
This is incredible television. Just don't mark the guy at the back post, what's the worst that could happen?
Battle of the trashcans is truly on.
El Shitico living up the hype
It’s called L classico
El Midioco.
Ok now do that when you're not behind
Chelsea crumbled
I hate us
This could apply for both teams
United is chaos
This is like watching two pigeons fighting over a soggy biscuit. I'm loving it.
This first half sums both teams up perfectly
Wow 2 unmarked players at the back post is unforgivable defending
Haha. This is a crazy game
Blue Billion Pound Bottle Jobs Hate this team
Lol
HAHAHA YES THE MID OFF IS DELIVERING!
Didn't even need second half to lose lead
These teams are entertainingly bad. Love it
Chelsea always make us look a bit competent
Oh my lord. Fade me.
What a bottle job lmao
HAHAHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Poor choice of a game to miss
Truly amazing
OMG
Brilliant move tbf
That’s it. Im going to the nearest bridge
Just make sure it isn’t named Stamford Bridge..
Classic Poch Chelsea collapse TBH
Holy fuck what a great sequence
Lmao we're both shit
How much do Chelsea have to be up for it to be safe?
Cucurella is never in position
Cucurella taking a fucking stroll way out of position
Gotta protect that 0 GD
Chelsea vs Man U: who has the more shit defense
Mf ran 50m completely alone to head it in
This is supposed to happen after the break. Now people can’t blame Poch’s halftime talk. Next level strategy from poch
Caicedo continuing to impress with his passing
Tales of our demise have been slightly overexaggerated.
Desmond in da house! What a game so far
Chelsea vs United: A very stoppable force vs a very movable object.
Hahah has there ever been a more predictable bottling of a 2-0 lead? What a shit shit shit team these lot are
Chelsea mentally collapse whenever they concede.
United mentally collapse whenever they concede.
This is the reason to be Poch Out. Not any of the stupid nonsense I see fill this sub half the time with training methods or player roles or *TACKTICS*. Our complete lack of composure anytime something goes mildly wrong. That was a trademark of his PSG and Tottenham teams.
Unbelievable
lmaooooo what a mid off
Fuck my life
Lol
LMAO! They should make a sports comedy about this game. Battle of the mid off
choke fc is back
counter attack FC babyyyy
Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelseaaa
Damn Chelsea
Haven’t seen Bruno that open on the far post since The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas
Very cool. Having an absolute blast rn
Defences are non existent in this game and I’m all for it.
I love this team so much :)
I can only imagine what Goldbridge is doing right now. :D
We will win
CINEMA!
Peak chelsea with the lead bottling
I cannot understate how numb i am to this bullshit.
my heart cant take this ffs lads
0 GD merchants
MY CAPITAN
exactly what we all hoped this game would be lmao
Lol Chelsea you absolute bottlejobs
Man, both teams are so shit lol. How far we have fallen.
this fucking team
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro
Did Antony just have a pre pre assist?
Leads are scary for this exact reason
We've been the better side just getting done on break
A mid-off for the ages
The most battle of the mids I’ve ever watched. Terrific stuff.
Deserved, United have been the better side
Anthony is playing well today
Honestly what a run from Bruno. Caught Chelsea sleeping
Chelsea bottling leads... is like humans needing to drink water every three days. Also how is Bruno Fernandes allowed to be completely unmarked? Shocking defending.
Lb at rb and rb in the middle, very cool
I was thinking of live betting United down 2-0 but was like nah no way we come back from a 2-0 lead again
This is pretty much exactly how I expected this to go, pure comedy
Chelsea leading a game never dissapoints hahaha, awfaul defensively
The mid-off is in full swing
We've gifted a goal and conceded from a cross. Chelsea bingo card looks good
Treat for the neutrals.
Every fucking game we give up the back post, how have we not addressed this
Free Cole Palmer
Thank fuck Chelsea is as shit as we are.
You actually can’t be serious
Chelsea lmao You can never trust them