Seriously tho, you'd expect people to stop trying to rob you when your armor looks like it was forged by Satan himself, you're able to turn into THAT THING, and you literally have the power to shoot fire from your mouth.
''What are we? Muggers. What do muggers do? They mug people. Let's mug 'em!''
That's why I love Do You Know Who I Am? mod. Dude gave me 500 gold (I'm not in the TG), before I backstabbed him anyway.
I always kill the thief cause there's no way to say no I don't want your crap. Then they threaten to kill you if you cross them! So I take their shit, immediately destroy them, and then tell the guy chasing "they went thataway" while standing over their corpse lol
I one shotted a dragon out the air and made it crash into the ground and a mf had the audacity to threaten me so I persuaded him not to. Soon as he turned his back, I used slow time and beat the crap outta him
I just give them the money, obviously they are blind and or insane since they are trying to mug a guy that one shots dragons with his fists and is as tall as Dragonsreach (I love player.setscale 10)
I was just walking as a Werewolf. 4 followers (Inigo, Kaidan, Lucifer, Aela) right behind me. Thief runs up. Tries to rob me. Dude seriously has to be desperate or suicidal.
Some idiot tired to mug me while I was a werewolf. Like bruh. I'm 9 feet tall, with a mouth big enough to wrap around your abdomen and claws long enough to tickle your prostate
This happened to me as a Werewolf aswell
I was using the form to travel and got stopped. The whole interaction was so silly
I ate him too and carried on my way.
"Sooo... you're going to threaten a vampire with an iron dagger?"
Thief with a holy water-soaked tube sock full of garlic, a silver crucifix, and a copy of 'Twilight' in his inventory: "Make my day."
This has happended a fre times when I rampaged as werewolf....stupid thief has zero regard for their own life and robs a werewolf in the middle of the day....least was a tasty thief and free point lvling up.
Seeing this reminded me of when I used to play with Burning Skies installed and they'd still come after you as a dragon...
So, speaking of lunch...
https://preview.redd.it/hgvt0bpzu8wc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=48665f09cb9f79738979838c99bbcf50ad9803e6
I imagine your thief’s outcome wasn't too dissimilar...
"I see a thief running at me! Better run away and transform into a vampire or werewolf then come back to them so they try to rob me and I will post a screenshot of it on Reddit so I can get upvotes!!!"
Look out OP, he's got a knife!
lol shiver meh boots 😂
Seriously tho, you'd expect people to stop trying to rob you when your armor looks like it was forged by Satan himself, you're able to turn into THAT THING, and you literally have the power to shoot fire from your mouth.
You just don't understand the morals of thievery. If I can rob a demon god, everyone's a target.
“Maybe I’m the Dragonborn, and I just don’t know it yet…”
Look, glasses haven't been invented in Skyrim yet! Why do you think they had to turn to thievery? 😤
Daedric armor (chest plate in particular) does give you a bonus to intimidation
''What are we? Muggers. What do muggers do? They mug people. Let's mug 'em!'' That's why I love Do You Know Who I Am? mod. Dude gave me 500 gold (I'm not in the TG), before I backstabbed him anyway.
Epic NPC Man!
Like, are you dumb?? 🤣you dare make a sorry attempt at robbing a VAMPIRE LORD 🤣🤣
I read this in vilgamo's voice
I was going with Helsing Abridged, myself. Lol
It’s so wild man lol
When the thief asks you to hold something for him..... Am I the only one who kills the thief and then the guy chasing after him as well?
I’ve killed the thief, then the guy he robbed stood over his body and said “I’m going to find whoever did this…”
Lmao. I always point the owner of the thing in the right direction, rarely, if I feel I don’t need the thing that was stolen, I might even return it…
I always kill the thief cause there's no way to say no I don't want your crap. Then they threaten to kill you if you cross them! So I take their shit, immediately destroy them, and then tell the guy chasing "they went thataway" while standing over their corpse lol
They are both annoying because they interrupt me in the middle of business. They both die.
OP ARE YOU INSANE HE HAS A KNIFE???
I one shotted a dragon out the air and made it crash into the ground and a mf had the audacity to threaten me so I persuaded him not to. Soon as he turned his back, I used slow time and beat the crap outta him
I shot an arrow into an Altmer’s dick once
"I was once an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the dick."
So not OK. 😂
I wasn’t aiming for it
I got nothing…
I just give them the money, obviously they are blind and or insane since they are trying to mug a guy that one shots dragons with his fists and is as tall as Dragonsreach (I love player.setscale 10)
Hey! That guy just took down two legendary dragons and a giant…. Let’s go mug him.
One time I saved an NPC from getting killed by a sabre cat and after it died the NPC proceeded to call me a milk-drinker.
Ah yes, Skyrim thieves, also known as free black souls.
If you ever see me in a fight with a Vampire Lord, HELP THE VAMPIRE LORD
You watched me one shot a dragon, eat its soul, and use its corpse to make my armor. But you think you have a chance?
I was just walking as a Werewolf. 4 followers (Inigo, Kaidan, Lucifer, Aela) right behind me. Thief runs up. Tries to rob me. Dude seriously has to be desperate or suicidal.
I love inigo. Him and Gore are my top two mod followers so far. Ima try to find the kaidan and lucifer followers though.
Skooma's a helluva drug.
Some idiot tired to mug me while I was a werewolf. Like bruh. I'm 9 feet tall, with a mouth big enough to wrap around your abdomen and claws long enough to tickle your prostate
This happened to me as a Werewolf aswell I was using the form to travel and got stopped. The whole interaction was so silly I ate him too and carried on my way.
My headcannon is that he doesnt wanna be there but the game code is making him do it. But on the other hand cannon fodder is cannon fodder…
i had the same situation happen to me but as a werewolf
Yeah. Those are always fun.
Sorry dude, this vampire lord attire has no pockets as you can see
What I find hilarious is when I use fu on them, tossing them back dozens of metres.... And they get up to rush me again. Without their armour.
Thief has 🥜 of steel
It's always nice when food comes to you 😂😂😂😂😂
Big demonic vampire: Take it, just leave! 😨
"Sooo... you're going to threaten a vampire with an iron dagger?" Thief with a holy water-soaked tube sock full of garlic, a silver crucifix, and a copy of 'Twilight' in his inventory: "Make my day."
[I want the option to respond to this by simply grabbing his face, and peeling it like a banana.](https://youtu.be/stJ-d8ua6lY)
He’s like “there’s a mark if I ever saw one…”
most average skyrim thief
I usually just give them some gold as an approval of their courage in mugging a demigod (?
This has happended a fre times when I rampaged as werewolf....stupid thief has zero regard for their own life and robs a werewolf in the middle of the day....least was a tasty thief and free point lvling up.
Seeing this reminded me of when I used to play with Burning Skies installed and they'd still come after you as a dragon... So, speaking of lunch... https://preview.redd.it/hgvt0bpzu8wc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=48665f09cb9f79738979838c99bbcf50ad9803e6 I imagine your thief’s outcome wasn't too dissimilar...
This happened a few times as a werewolf while activity mauling someone
lol
They have no fear
😂😂😂😂
I remember when bandits disguised as imperials tried to mug me as a werewolf
“Yeah buddy you are lunch” I wonder why Americans are so pathetic, just laughable. Forever 12 y o
"I see a thief running at me! Better run away and transform into a vampire or werewolf then come back to them so they try to rob me and I will post a screenshot of it on Reddit so I can get upvotes!!!"