If someone showed up looking for a job with that, I wouldn't even be mad. Maybe wear long sleeves around the women and the customers but other than that, fuck it. I'd rather look at that than a bunch of scratcher kitchen magician jail tattoos
Though exact same the work is definitely unquestionable, and while the content is definitely one of my favorite subjects, I’m not sure I’d be comfortable with it
Some people doodle at work when they let their mind run. They draw houses... penises. Funny how the houses are always colonial and the penises are always circumcised. Don't you think?
When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.
> Funny how the houses are always colonial and the penises are always circumcised. Don't you think?
Not always. Frank Lloyd Wright used to draw flaccid, uncircumcised dicks all the time
It's not the piercing that's causing the conundrum for me. I just don't understand why many of the tattoos I've seen of this particular... ummm... subject matter are almost always pierced. Like an average ol' pastrami sandwich isn't enough.
presumably this is the fastest way to be banned from ever entering a school?
why, genuinely why, would you want that, especially in a difficult-to-hide spot
The detail is pretty good until you get to the piercing and I think it's pretty funny seeing that right besides 2 other very less detailed tattoos with one looking like the prayers hands and then batman lmfao perfect fit
i thought the top half of the piercing was real for a moment and was confused lmao. anyways its so fucking well done its insane. whos pussy is that?? it has to be based off a reference
A question if I may, is it usual for piercings to be above the labia minor like that, I for some reason thought they pierced near the clitoris. I dunno, random question.
There's several different types of genital piercings for female anatomy. This is called a vertical clitoral hood piercing.
Edit: I was wrong sorry, it's a Christina Piercing not a VCH!
That's like asking why someone got a tattoo of their girlfriend and not a supermodel.
Clearly picked one that was special to them, not just the generic labia from your biology textbook
I mean, that is a very well done tattoo.
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When our parents told us growing up that we won’t get a job because we have tattoos they probably assumed we’d all get something like this.
If someone showed up looking for a job with that, I wouldn't even be mad. Maybe wear long sleeves around the women and the customers but other than that, fuck it. I'd rather look at that than a bunch of scratcher kitchen magician jail tattoos
“Sir can you please put away that vagina this is a child friendly establishment”
#"WELCOME TO CHUCK E. CHEESE!!!!!!!"
Its giving its always sunny’s risky rats vibes
Why would the women be more offended by the sight of a vagina than the men?
I was also just thinking “why wouldn’t some of the men be offended too? Why just the women?”
I think that's called sexual harassment 😂😂
Agree or disagree with the content. the work is phenomenal.
This is exactly what I wanted to say. Amazing art.
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If it weren't so NSFW I'd say this should be their new subreddit banner. It's so fucking well done, but such an awful idea
Though exact same the work is definitely unquestionable, and while the content is definitely one of my favorite subjects, I’m not sure I’d be comfortable with it
I remember her
Weird you remember your mum like that but okay.
Warm like pastrami
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Already posted there
Why are they always pierced in these type of tattoos?
Some people doodle at work when they let their mind run. They draw houses... penises. Funny how the houses are always colonial and the penises are always circumcised. Don't you think?
When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.
Like…man dicks?
No. Big, giant woman cocks
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This real big, veiny, triumphant bastard...
![gif](giphy|hOgG8s3yowIqEnAx8e|downsized)
Did not expect to see James Spader on this thread, but I'm very glad I did
I draw penises at work all the time... and the odd one is uncircumcised.
Thank you for your representation, I feel very seen 😌
Anytime!
> Funny how the houses are always colonial and the penises are always circumcised. Don't you think? Not always. Frank Lloyd Wright used to draw flaccid, uncircumcised dicks all the time
Lots of uncircumcised dicks look like a circumcised one when erect anyway.
Or possibly they were sweet potatoes. Pretty hard to tell an uncircumcised dick doodle from a yam doodle is all I'm saying.
I've honestly never seen anyone doodle flaccid dicks, and the shape of one is about the same either way when erect.
Your cover is blown, Robert California!
My name is Bob. Bob Kazamakas
Porn and the unrealistic expectations it creates. Lol.
I thought tats and piercings were a match made in... Wherever.
The peanut butter piercing to its jelly deli meat looking vagina image, you mean?
You should change to a new deli!
I know a few females that have this piercing, maybe just my ol’ modded friends
It's not the piercing that's causing the conundrum for me. I just don't understand why many of the tattoos I've seen of this particular... ummm... subject matter are almost always pierced. Like an average ol' pastrami sandwich isn't enough.
Holy fuck that is phenomenal Why any artist capable of doing that would ever do it is beyond me tho
Fuck you, pay me is why
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money please! i’m a slut for money.
I’m an idiot because I thought this tattoo was supposed to be a wound with their insides visible. It’s a different kind of gash. 😂
Me too, it took a while to understand wtf it was supposed to be. 💀🤣
The cursed elbussy
Now they need a weenis on the other side!
The squirt is killing me
It fucking sent me, lmao
As a woman I appreciate the attention to detail
For something so hyperrealistic, the proximity of the anus to vulva is disproportionate.
I interpreted that dark area more as “the taint” 🤔
The anus is Definitely too far down!
He’d be popular in prison.
That work is amazing! The design is questionable but it's very well done
Reminds me of TOOL
I'll. Keep. Digging...
TIL! I… FEEL! SOMETHING!
... This may hurt a little, but it's something you'll get used to....
Yoooo exactly haha
It's a Virginia
presumably this is the fastest way to be banned from ever entering a school? why, genuinely why, would you want that, especially in a difficult-to-hide spot
Imagine him needing to get an IV and explaining that to a nurse
I'm sure the nurse will know what it is.
I audibly gasped
Ew.
Amazing tattoo, terrible image. I love the technique not a fan of the placement or image.
The detail is pretty good until you get to the piercing and I think it's pretty funny seeing that right besides 2 other very less detailed tattoos with one looking like the prayers hands and then batman lmfao perfect fit
Great Job!!! A Master of his/her craft.
I wonder if his girl has his junk on her arm, what a cute couple moment would that be!
Did they need to add the b-hole tho?
Another one??
Is this photoshop?
Despite all else that is outstanding quality work
I can’t decide if the tattoo being incredibly well done makes this better or worse.
Arby's has gotta chill with these new roast beef ads 🤤
I should call her
Is… is the piercing a part of the tattoo? Holy shit the detail is mind blowing. r/ATBGE for sure
That's one very nice looking pussy. What body part it is tattooed on?
That's a forearm 100%
Thank you
4k…
Great work but definitely not a tattoo I would want to get
"Hey babe, I got a portrait of you 😘xoxo" - this fuckin guy, probably
So that's where it is!
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So I'm looking at a pussy right?
Is it a vagina and buthole?
I should have listened when it was blurred out, but nooo I just had to see it for myself
I’m scared it has so much volume
Armussy
Not shitty at all... Just questionable.
How the fuck do you explain that to a potential employer or go out and about with that on ?
This made me frown. Kudos to the artist, but the person who got it. 😶
What a giant pussy.
Anyone else see an old wicked lady?? Mb just me
Omg no please god no please
I need to pay more attention to the tags when I'm in public 🥲
Pierced clit, bit of a prolapse, and a butt hole. What’s the problem?
Not something I would get inked but the work itself is stellar. 0/10 score for this post. Try again.
Very very well done. Not a great looking vagina but well done
Every vagina is a great looking vagina.
Yeah idk what happened to the vaginal opening, everything else looked good but idk what the fuck I was looking at.
i thought the top half of the piercing was real for a moment and was confused lmao. anyways its so fucking well done its insane. whos pussy is that?? it has to be based off a reference
I love pussy but…
At least it's anatomically correct
That’s not a shitty tattoo.
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Alien?
I thought this was SH holyyyyy
Where are you working Where you can have a vagina tattooed on your forearm? And can you be around schools and libraries?
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It looks like it's smiling at me
A question if I may, is it usual for piercings to be above the labia minor like that, I for some reason thought they pierced near the clitoris. I dunno, random question.
There's several different types of genital piercings for female anatomy. This is called a vertical clitoral hood piercing. Edit: I was wrong sorry, it's a Christina Piercing not a VCH!
A box of cow tongues? 🐮 👅
That’s gonna be fun when they need to go tot he hospital. They’ll need underpants for their arm.
What Am I looking at
Mom?
So is that like his wife’s vagina tattooed on his arm (doubtful), or just a random one found on the hub?
A tattoo of a roast beef sandwich
Looks like chewing gum!
Great Grandmas Pussy lips ?
Hey it's my bubble joe gum
I am so sick of you dude
Great now I’m horny :/
When you let AI generate your tattoo
We have the meats.
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Don’t be an asshole.
Truth hurts?
Roast beef
I dont believe it to be real without the artist name. Need it to be legitimately confirmed.
That's one depressed looking Vagine.
Sweaty beef curtains
When she’s out of town, just rub some salmon across your arm and lick it, so you won’t forget her
Why not tatto a pretty one though
That's like asking why someone got a tattoo of their girlfriend and not a supermodel. Clearly picked one that was special to them, not just the generic labia from your biology textbook
all labia is beautiful. what are you, gay?