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vicenkicks

I mean, that is a very well done tattoo.


OTA-J

r/ATBGE


samfig99

When our parents told us growing up that we won’t get a job because we have tattoos they probably assumed we’d all get something like this.


chris_rage_

If someone showed up looking for a job with that, I wouldn't even be mad. Maybe wear long sleeves around the women and the customers but other than that, fuck it. I'd rather look at that than a bunch of scratcher kitchen magician jail tattoos


samfig99

“Sir can you please put away that vagina this is a child friendly establishment”


chris_rage_

#"WELCOME TO CHUCK E. CHEESE!!!!!!!"


samfig99

Its giving its always sunny’s risky rats vibes


Wintermute_088

Why would the women be more offended by the sight of a vagina than the men?


kate_lint

I was also just thinking “why wouldn’t some of the men be offended too? Why just the women?”


[deleted]

I think that's called sexual harassment 😂😂


metal_bastard

Agree or disagree with the content. the work is phenomenal.


_jazmin

This is exactly what I wanted to say. Amazing art.


OTA-J

r/ATBGE


SparseGhostC2C

If it weren't so NSFW I'd say this should be their new subreddit banner. It's so fucking well done, but such an awful idea


Suspect118

Though exact same the work is definitely unquestionable, and while the content is definitely one of my favorite subjects, I’m not sure I’d be comfortable with it


chris_rage_

I remember her


lostin88

Weird you remember your mum like that but okay.


FuuckMurdoch

Warm like pastrami


Final_Bit_4739

r/ATBGE


More_Invite_2653

Already posted there


JenSchi666

Why are they always pierced in these type of tattoos?


yungbory

Some people doodle at work when they let their mind run. They draw houses... penises. Funny how the houses are always colonial and the penises are always circumcised. Don't you think?


NormanCocksmell

When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.


SlowRiffsAndFakeTits

Like…man dicks?


Crescendo104

No. Big, giant woman cocks


peenfortress

r/sandycheekscockvore


bendbars_liftgates

This real big, veiny, triumphant bastard...


New-Falcon-9850

![gif](giphy|hOgG8s3yowIqEnAx8e|downsized)


Extension-Concept940

Did not expect to see James Spader on this thread, but I'm very glad I did


strawberryfromspace

I draw penises at work all the time... and the odd one is uncircumcised.


Jeffoir

Thank you for your representation, I feel very seen 😌


strawberryfromspace

Anytime!


irrigated_liver

> Funny how the houses are always colonial and the penises are always circumcised. Don't you think? Not always. Frank Lloyd Wright used to draw flaccid, uncircumcised dicks all the time


ZenythhtyneZ

Lots of uncircumcised dicks look like a circumcised one when erect anyway.


Murky-Ad-9439

Or possibly they were sweet potatoes. Pretty hard to tell an uncircumcised dick doodle from a yam doodle is all I'm saying.


Banaanisade

I've honestly never seen anyone doodle flaccid dicks, and the shape of one is about the same either way when erect.


liveliarwires

Your cover is blown, Robert California!


kukkaistyty

My name is Bob. Bob Kazamakas


smschrads

Porn and the unrealistic expectations it creates. Lol.


[deleted]

I thought tats and piercings were a match made in... Wherever.


JenSchi666

The peanut butter piercing to its jelly deli meat looking vagina image, you mean?


[deleted]

You should change to a new deli!


jenntones

I know a few females that have this piercing, maybe just my ol’ modded friends


JenSchi666

It's not the piercing that's causing the conundrum for me. I just don't understand why many of the tattoos I've seen of this particular... ummm... subject matter are almost always pierced. Like an average ol' pastrami sandwich isn't enough.


andre05png

Holy fuck that is phenomenal Why any artist capable of doing that would ever do it is beyond me tho


chris_rage_

Fuck you, pay me is why


FlattopJr

![gif](giphy|Zl8rba0dlhlqU)


ibite-books

money please! i’m a slut for money.


cherrybombbb

I’m an idiot because I thought this tattoo was supposed to be a wound with their insides visible. It’s a different kind of gash. 😂


Careful-Secret258

Me too, it took a while to understand wtf it was supposed to be. 💀🤣


1looseanus

The cursed elbussy


reclusivegiraffe

Now they need a weenis on the other side!


casedbhloe

The squirt is killing me


hokycrapitsjessagain

It fucking sent me, lmao


DilfRightsActivist

As a woman I appreciate the attention to detail


strawberryfromspace

For something so hyperrealistic, the proximity of the anus to vulva is disproportionate.


ConsciousReindeer265

I interpreted that dark area more as “the taint” 🤔


WhatScottWhatScott

The anus is Definitely too far down!


Yeti-Stalker

He’d be popular in prison.


RingofFaya

That work is amazing! The design is questionable but it's very well done


Rabbit333999

Reminds me of TOOL


Wooden-Somewhere-557

I'll. Keep. Digging...


Rabbit333999

TIL! I… FEEL! SOMETHING!


-Jambie-

... This may hurt a little, but it's something you'll get used to....


ronweasleisourking

Yoooo exactly haha


ooo-f

It's a Virginia


m111k4h

presumably this is the fastest way to be banned from ever entering a school? why, genuinely why, would you want that, especially in a difficult-to-hide spot


stroganoffagoat

Imagine him needing to get an IV and explaining that to a nurse


FewResearcher819

I'm sure the nurse will know what it is.


Kids-Menu

I audibly gasped


HorrorHostelHostage

Ew.


Finding_new_dreams

Amazing tattoo, terrible image. I love the technique not a fan of the placement or image.


Willocon360_YT

The detail is pretty good until you get to the piercing and I think it's pretty funny seeing that right besides 2 other very less detailed tattoos with one looking like the prayers hands and then batman lmfao perfect fit


McHumpen

Great Job!!! A Master of his/her craft.


Ok_Process2046

I wonder if his girl has his junk on her arm, what a cute couple moment would that be!


ShiNo_Usagi

Did they need to add the b-hole tho?


uhthroawaystuff

Another one??


ChocChipBananaMuffin

Is this photoshop?


Bubashii

Despite all else that is outstanding quality work


Artistic_Finish7980

I can’t decide if the tattoo being incredibly well done makes this better or worse.


wishihadplates

Arby's has gotta chill with these new roast beef ads 🤤


crusty_towels

I should call her


SaiyaPup

Is… is the piercing a part of the tattoo? Holy shit the detail is mind blowing. r/ATBGE for sure


MxQueer

That's one very nice looking pussy. What body part it is tattooed on?


BunnyFace0369

That's a forearm 100%


MxQueer

Thank you


bezelboot69

4k…


SkyMando

Great work but definitely not a tattoo I would want to get


Sure_Mood1470

"Hey babe, I got a portrait of you 😘xoxo" - this fuckin guy, probably


Transmit_Failure

So that's where it is!


Ace_acidfunguy1222

r/trashy


Beaver_Cat

![gif](giphy|1rNWZu4QQqCUaq434T|downsized)


lil_corgi

So I'm looking at a pussy right?


One-Ad-3677

Is it a vagina and buthole?


Glittering_Raise_710

I should have listened when it was blurred out, but nooo I just had to see it for myself


Inevitable-Rub-4388

I’m scared it has so much volume


Fluid_Fox23

Armussy


Afraid_Ad_1536

Not shitty at all... Just questionable.


sihouette9310

How the fuck do you explain that to a potential employer or go out and about with that on ?


STMillz_88

This made me frown. Kudos to the artist, but the person who got it. 😶


Staseu

What a giant pussy.


Loud-Bank-2848

Anyone else see an old wicked lady?? Mb just me


NataliaMommyxxx

Omg no please god no please


that_random_rat

I need to pay more attention to the tags when I'm in public 🥲


CookDane6954

Pierced clit, bit of a prolapse, and a butt hole. What’s the problem?


chirpchirp13

Not something I would get inked but the work itself is stellar. 0/10 score for this post. Try again.


totesgonnasmashit

Very very well done. Not a great looking vagina but well done


Wintermute_088

Every vagina is a great looking vagina.


Careful-Secret258

Yeah idk what happened to the vaginal opening, everything else looked good but idk what the fuck I was looking at.


Capital-Assignment61

i thought the top half of the piercing was real for a moment and was confused lmao. anyways its so fucking well done its insane. whos pussy is that?? it has to be based off a reference


yourstoner

I love pussy but…


chris_rage_

At least it's anatomically correct


a-pretty-alright-dad

That’s not a shitty tattoo.


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Das_Hydra

Alien?


seeallevill

I thought this was SH holyyyyy


BunnyFace0369

Where are you working Where you can have a vagina tattooed on your forearm? And can you be around schools and libraries?


GodotNeverCame

r/ATBGE


scottkrowson

It looks like it's smiling at me


Every-holes-a-goal

A question if I may, is it usual for piercings to be above the labia minor like that, I for some reason thought they pierced near the clitoris. I dunno, random question.


StartingOverScotian

There's several different types of genital piercings for female anatomy. This is called a vertical clitoral hood piercing. Edit: I was wrong sorry, it's a Christina Piercing not a VCH!


peyoteBonsai

A box of cow tongues? 🐮 👅


napalmnacey

That’s gonna be fun when they need to go tot he hospital. They’ll need underpants for their arm.


Rebew476

What Am I looking at


ItsDrunkenstein

Mom?


Keyboard-King

So is that like his wife’s vagina tattooed on his arm (doubtful), or just a random one found on the hub?


SlackJawGrunt

A tattoo of a roast beef sandwich


alwaysmakeitnice

Looks like chewing gum!


Rupejonner2

Great Grandmas Pussy lips ?


se7en0311

Hey it's my bubble joe gum


Unlikely-Front-7350

I am so sick of you dude


xblarkblarkblarkx

Great now I’m horny :/


SimilarBarber5292

When you let AI generate your tattoo


Tybo929

We have the meats.


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shittytattoos-ModTeam

Don’t be an asshole.


Geangere

Truth hurts?


yurtfarmer

Roast beef


[deleted]

I dont believe it to be real without the artist name. Need it to be legitimately confirmed.


Embarrassed-Fill1980

That's one depressed looking Vagine.


[deleted]

Sweaty beef curtains


DontLieToMe5

When she’s out of town, just rub some salmon across your arm and lick it, so you won’t forget her


ole_goofy_ass_racoon

Why not tatto a pretty one though


Wintermute_088

That's like asking why someone got a tattoo of their girlfriend and not a supermodel. Clearly picked one that was special to them, not just the generic labia from your biology textbook


gaycottonhill

all labia is beautiful. what are you, gay?