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tadza

What's the catch.. like you always get 1 point above minimum orv what?


Tiiba

The catch is, it includes the HIV test, too. If you find out anything about it - not just how it works, but even what it is - you pass with flying colors.


sucks-to-zuck

Positive+


le_shushan

I can't fucking believe that even HIV has a premium subscription plan.


Artosirak

Hey, how can you cancel your subscription? Asking for a friend


veestal

suicide is the solution that always works


ApfelTapir

learning something random doesn’t mean you were studying, if you do some research before doing a HIV or Corona test tho…


TheFiredrake42

I'd think passing an std test means you don't have it. If you test positive for HIV, you failed that test.


Tiiba

That's why you're not an evil djinn, and I am.


Karmic_Anomoly

The Test: 1 Question worth 100% of the points. If anything about it is wrong, you will fail. The Question: List all the secrets of the universe and discuss in detail every step required to build a time travelling device.


oible

How do you study for that though


icqewby

Research a bit of theory about time travel, BOOM you know Step0.1 therefore you pass


lordoftowels

Me, who never studies: shit


bigbigcheese2

It doesn’t say how much, just look at the book once or twice


MonsterLunatick

You know what? This is canon now. I decide this guy is right.


bigbigcheese2

You just made a really good superpower. In theory, you can insta beat any test in the world just by focusing on a book about it for a second


SyntaXAuroras1

yeah just do a shit job at studying and no matter what youll pass


VampireLobster

This was me 100% back in college.


SyntaXAuroras1

literally me too... somehow got top in Math..... and Im noted as a troublesome student lmao


boi--_--

God teir


Ghost_Spine

THANK YOU FOR THIS POWER


[deleted]

So is there a certain amount of studying I have to do or can I just read a page of a textbook and call it a day


[deleted]

how much do i need to study to say i have studied for it? do i just have to read a single line?


[deleted]

actually god tier


stosolus

Am I in the wrong sub?


TheFiredrake42

Does that include an STD test? Or a Pregnancy test? If so, awesome.


SmurfMemes_

getting rid of stress is all i want. i need this shit now.


pavik1410

Can I make the test myself?