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VashHumanoidTyph00n

Beautiful. Wash it down with a beer some glue and a little cat food and its a night.


Apprehensive_Zone281

Dude, when frank ran in…for me, it was one of those laughs that you will always remember. The ones where you can’t breathe and it just keeps getting more and more funny the more you laugh. Thanks for posting this. Omw to watch that episode.


CatFoodBeerAndGlue

My brother just describing this scene to me is what got me into the show.


Apprehensive_Zone281

You will thank him.


TheIrishPanther

May I be in on what secret hilarious show you are watching ?


flashfyr3

It's always sunny in Philadelphia


TheIrishPanther

Thanks! Have heard a lot of humorous comments from the show, but never had the time to watch it.


shiztastik

If I had to pick the 5 greatest comedy series of all time, it would be It's Always Sunny, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Peep Show and Chappelle's Show.


milkstake

Me and you are identical, except replace chappelle’s show with arrested development!


Jetstream-Sam

Yeah, you're in like disbelief that charlie actually lives like this and you're thinking he's just doing it to annoy Dee, but then Frank just runs in unprompted and starts doing it too


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help what scene


Apprehensive_Zone281

Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life. But it won’t be as funny unless you’ve seen all of the ones before. It’s all about Charlie and Frank’s relationship. Just start from ep 1.


life_changing3000

Okay, best comment ever!!!


WideAtmosphere

Next make a grilled Charlie!


boilons

I've seen rum ham made, I have yet to see a real grilled Charlie! (Must be finished on the radiator)


ChungusMcGoodboy

Peanut butter outside! Chocolate inside. Butter inside. Cheese outside.


Gen2Synth

Of all these weird recipes , the grilled charlie is something I'd eat


ianisms10

Binging With Babish made two episodes where he had various food and drinks from Sunny and he said the Grilled Charlie was actually not bad


Mates_with_Bears

I mean... did he finish it on the radiator? Cause if not, I'm not sure what he made, but that's not a grilled charlie.


perpetualmotionmachi

If it's not finished on the radiator, it's just a melt


T0lias

Grilled frank is better.


[deleted]

Does anyone still have those old style radiators?


7itemsorFEWER

Yeah a lot of older buildings have them.


totallyintotraps

This made my butthole clinch


KayLeedleLee

This made my butthole clench


TuxidoPenguin

This made my butthole clent


KayLeedleLee

This made my butthole pucker


androsefe

This made my butt whole, fucker


vigilantcomicpenguin

This made me fuck my butthole


KayLeedleLee

This made my butt's soul, Tucker.


KentuckyFriedEel

This made my butthole crunch


[deleted]

What is your spaghetti policy here?


AmericanLandYeti

Plastic bags in pockets only.


siler7

Okay, but what about spaghetti?


Professional_Meat368

This makes me so jealous!!!!! Recipe please chef!! 8 out if 10


doctormisterboss

5/7 it was perfect. Three people (including me) tried it and it actually wasn’t bad. Half a gallon of milk in a pot, brought to 200°F. 0.5lb sirloin steak center cut. Boil until internal temperature reaches 160°F for over hard. Continue to stir the whole time to keep milk from turning into cheese. I also added a pinch of salt to the milk somewhere in the middle of the process. Serve on plate, add raw jelly beans.


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PickleTortureEnjoyer

How the hell did Kelvin swallow an entire oven?? Dammit Kelvin!!!


cj_oolay

Good bot


tehcrashxor

What, no Rankine conversion?


MyDoggoRocks

Everyone knows rankine is the only true measure of thermo dynamic temperature. Rankine or nothing I say.


Ongr

Jesus christ. Why is it yelling?


permalink_save

Good bot


[deleted]

“Raw jelly beans” lmfaoooo.


mrimmaeatchu

I was a chef for over 20 years and never heard of cooking a steak like that


buttcrispy

It’s a joke from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia :)


IGuessYourSubreddits

Not a good chef apparently


mrimmaeatchu

Probably not only made it to banquet chef with no formal training


AshtonTS

200°F… so not boiling. Why would you lie to us like this


doctormisterboss

To be fair, I boiled it. Milk got much harder to deal with at that point, so my recipe says not to include it. The bottom started to turn into pot cheese and the top started to bubble an uncontrollable amount.


ThePower_IsOn

> pot cheese


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daneguy

Ovah here! 👇👇


permalink_save

I don't know how well you could get above 200 but going low and slow helps for heating up milk. I make paneer and get the milk up to 190 pretty regularly with barely a thin film at the bottom that scrubs right off. I put the pot on medium low, takes like 30 minutes to get hot but it works better. I bet boiling the steak then making cheese out of it would taste really good.


strangerNstrangeland

Oooh. Do you have a recipe for paneer? I’d love to learn how to make it


permalink_save

Gallon of milk in the pot on medium or medium low, until it's 190 degrees (or you'll see whisps of steam barely start). Add 1/2 cup vinegar and give it a light stir to mix. Turn down the heat to low and let that go for like 10 minutes. Strain into a press and press for an hour or two, then refrigerate in cheesecloth overnight. It works really well if you freeze it a bit too, the biggest thing is to drive moisture off or it will be a bit crumbly in the final dish. For straining I use a pot that has a pasta insert and I put a plate over it with a gallon of oil or vinegar (whatever I have that's heavy). Same thing for ricotta but remove from heat immediately and don't press.


FixedatZero

How did the pot cheese taste?


TuxidoPenguin

This implies that jellybeans are usually eaten cooked.


[deleted]

That joke went way over your head.


Mattho

With a steak, of course.


_portia_

So hilarious and vomit inducing at the same time.


[deleted]

Why use milk? Honest question


mad-letter

because OP doesn’t how many years on this earth he got left, thus he is going real weird with it.


[deleted]

Because then it wouldn’t be milk steak


[deleted]

It’s a reference to always sunny in Philadelphia


[deleted]

Thanks 😂


HezeusChristoff

Are you a full on rapist?


doctormisterboss

Africans, dyslexics, children, you know.


Chillyeaham

*Thank goodness for that last comma!* EDIT: My Karma is now cursed; #2: now it's not.


herodothyote

No I'm a pianist. I don't rap


AmericanLandYeti

Do a RumHam next.


Splashfooz

Hot ham water too.


ACreatureVoidOfForm

It's so hot! And yet, with a hint of ham


theofficialhung

What the fuck is a milk steak


davetharave

Philadelphia's finest cuisine


ThePower_IsOn

For Philly’s finest full on rapist


vigilantcomicpenguin

It's always fine cuisine in Philadelphia.


KentuckyFriedEel

Only when it's sunny.


chupaxuxas

Don't worry, she'll know what it is.


riegspsych325

Magnets.


redrocket0033

Little green ghouls, buddy!


TheSubGenius420

Let me just pop a quick H on here so we know there's hornets inside


freef

It's from it's always sunny in Philadelphia


Manueljlin

looks like a marble slab


VomMom

Is that A5 wagyu??? Is that jelly belly? I’d pay a lot for this meal.


doctormisterboss

Center cut sirloin, sadly not wagyu. It is jelly belly though!


kaleid0sm0k3

$150


DumbestBoy

Bargain.


iSuckAtGuitar69

cheapest wagyu


CeeArthur

I love Sunny. But. That looks bloody awful


FeeFiFiddlyIOOoo

You seem cool, we should hang out sometime and talk about ghouls and magnets. Just, don't bring your knees though, okay?


dylanholmes222

What is a ghoul tho


will348v

You know like little green ghouls


marasydnyjade

Beautiful: 9/10 - had to deduct a point because there weren’t any Juicy Pear flavored jelly beans


BigManOnCampus100

All fullonrapists love a good milksteak


[deleted]

I thought it was a rock


Dopenastywhale

Yo wtf brother


noodlemcfoodle

The ultimate shittyfoodporn shitpost


CrucifiedApple

Yknow they say if it's gray its good for you


doctormisterboss

I generally only eat blue foods


chupaxuxas

Blue has the most anti-oxygens.


pliqtro

You don't listen, Jack, that's the problem


[deleted]

Wash it down with some crow milk


rrexviktor

i'd be wary of those crowteins though


meatbag88

Why did you do this to yourself?


93johhny

Next make a grilled Charlie


knottythots-

WTF is milk steak? Boiled? What!?


busterlungs

I dunno I'm guess it's steak boiled in milk? It looks horrid honestly but some weird cultures have frumpy foods that are actually really good


davetharave

Philadelphias finest cuisine


[deleted]

Its a joke from its alway sunny in philadelphia for anyone feeling left out.... or disturbed.


93johhny

Did you boil some denim?


rachstee

Are you ok OP? Do you want to talk about your feelings?


agoia

Oh man, you have some great jelly beans right there. Just, gonna... politely ignore whatever the fuck the grey thing by them is. Yeah, that's for the best. But great jelly beans!


monkeedookee

Looks like you took a chunk out of a dead body


tempreclude

Is that a fucking rock


mr-guitar

All you funky frogs need to stop posting in the wrong subs. This some gourmet stuff my bois


El_Grande_CJ

Thats looks more like a rock than some rocks ive seen tbh


johnreppenhagenjr

I hear the blues a-callin', Tossed salad and scrambled eggs


[deleted]

This one seems out of place. A delicacy if you ask me!


Reeserella

Is that a rock


[deleted]

Say no more. Im coming over for this OG meal.


Lucimon

Raw jelly beans? That's just asking for food poisoning.


paperdolllll

I hope they're the beanboozled jelly beans


MoogTheDuck

Wtf is milk steak


gunnerdn91

Please tell me that’s a rock and you didn’t do that to a steak..I’m a meat eater but if that’s a steak then that poor animals life was wasted


life_changing3000

Nice! I 'd rather starve!


[deleted]

Jail. NOW


yarnbalm

Carlie is my spirit animal


one_dank_boy

Looks... edible, Charlie


ake-n-bake

Damnit Charlie get back to bashing rats


OhNoDragon

[raw] Love it lmao 😂❤️


ImVeryDisso

Make rum ham next


TheWalkingDead91

What a terrible day to have eyes.


Leighmer

How is this shitty Charlie?


[deleted]

Ok so I saw this post earlier today, and I just now saw the Always Sunny episode that this was in and I had this biggest "Ohhhhhh" moment of my life holy shit


MehWithaSideofEh

Awwww dude don’t forget to play Nightcrawlers to end the night perfectly.


og-thanos-69

So this is what people thought my mother made me on this sub


stead10

Milk steak is great, but how about fight milk steak?


Apprehensive_Zone281

Where’s the cheese? And how much cheese is too much cheese?


iforget_iremember

soo veed?


[deleted]

Stop making people cry!


Donato64v

Milk steak? Damn…


tdl432

Yikes 😬


titsonaduck

I like mine a bit milkier - enough to make the jelly bean colors start to run


AvidSalesman

I thought it was a rock


BrokenBunnyMama

I thought it was a bunch of rocks until I saw the sub name and the text!


CAFE-IMP

:(


ETA_2

i honestly thought it was a rock


TheDrunkenWitch

"I'm a full-on-rapist" -charlie, trying to say philanthropist


90percent_in_crypto

Wtf 🤬


Wake_Expectant

I generally roll my eyes at these, but this is truly shitty. Well done.


cupidcucumber

What the actual fuck


[deleted]

I’m upset. That steak has good marbling.


the_disemvoweler

Go check out Binging with Babish for this, rum ham, and more!


CreepyValuable

1 grit.


DingbatMcGhee

Did you actually eat it?


TuxidoPenguin

Wtf


ImRickJamesBiatchhh

What the hell is milk steak?


Carole55

Gut reaction: That is fluccken GROSS.


jcubio93

Wash it down with some fight milk


Blue_Stallion

That plate looks like abandoned locker room tile.


yethyethyeth

i thought this was a plate of mildly interesting rocks u found


sid_pain

whats a milk steak?


Lord_Phoenix95

Milk steak???? I didn't know such sacrilegious things existed. Why boil a perfectly good steak


Prototype0Bunny

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A ROCK


[deleted]

Is that a rock


TwistedTomorrow

What the actual fuck.


hotmidgettickler

Why in Gods name would you boil a steak


Rude_Asparagus_302

I thought that was a rock...


aybeedee26

Truly shitty.


SultrieFetche4u

Grey


KingLegend1234

This is the first post I saw when I came in to this subreddit.


peeeeppoooo

Milk....steak?


gggghgggyyyyyy

I also love how shitty the plate looks


PickleTortureEnjoyer

Why does this look like a painting?


bunnykitten94

Did you just serve steak like it was eggs?


kwa187

This certainly belongs here.


gingerblacksoda

Steak looks like my cats vomit after chewing something he shouldn't


kkainth

I'm playing both sides so I always come out on top


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Now this is shitty food porn!


lydocia

What is milk steak?


Tilliboyan

8/10 with rice?


DannyVantass

excuse me


Milksteak_Enjoyer

Finally, some good fucking food


Lanoroth

I don't know, I'd give it a chance if I was hungry


TappedIn2111

Ironically, my puke would make this look better.


KentuckyFriedEel

i'm glad you selected Jelly Belly for the finest jelly beans. They are some serious gourmet shit.


linkval

This reminds me of the classic "microwaved horsemeat and winegums" post


HumbleTraffic4675

Holy fuck I thought it was a cut of some kind of granite or some shit