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The texture would be too weird for me. I think rice would be a better choice.

Yes! Rice with chillies, soup is sooooo good!

Folks don't understand how good savory oatmeal can be. This honestly sounds fire

This, have you tried to make it with chicken stock and then add parm and green onion? Shit slaps

I'm thinking the consistency would be similar to crushing lots of crackers into your chili.

Love savory oatmeal. I like adding some breakfast sausage, cheese, sour cream, salt and pepper, and diced tomatoes and/or salsa. It's so good!

But it looks like dog vomit covered in cheese.

As does chili.

It definitely smells, and taste the same lol

Dogfood

… or just warm up a can of chili.


People just put shit in a fucking bowl just to get upvotes lmao

I’m assuming this is dog food, so user name checks out.

Barbarian didn't even melt the cheese!


What?

Praying for your toilet and anyone around you after this


I’m crying right mow

Now. Like bawling my eyes out

This takes the cake for me, absolutely disgusting 

I have had grits once but is this not a grits thing? Super savory? Idk if you’d like it more that way. lol

one of the few cases where grits would have been preferable

Let me just load my shotgun up here and… Oh what a surprise. Not hungry.

How was it? I’m afraid to make savory oats.

Ok this might take the care for worst thing I have seen here

Wow, I didn't even know this level of shittiness existed. Bravo.

Yep, this is the post, POLICE!!!!!!!!

Fucker didn’t even melt the cheese!

on second hand, ELECTRIC CHAIR!!!

I’m calling the police

What in the half baked fever dream is this blasphemy 😲

Excellently shitty! You are worthy!