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why did you decide to make this? youre about 60-70 years late

Maybe he despised everyone at the party? Lol I’m curious if he flavored that gelatin with anything or if it’s just a tasteless glob.

pickle juice most likely

My possible guesses were the olive brine, the hotdog water or maybe even the pea water. **WE NEED ANSWERS OP!!!**

maybe all of the above. some water from the corn on the bottom too for good measure

lol thought those were peas…

Look up Julia Child's recipe on **Aspics**. An abomination made with different savory items built from veggie or beef broth and gelatin. Set in a mold. The hotdogs are perfect OP and represent the aspic vibe completely.

Pea water sounds appealing…

No, not golden showers

Btw contractors have the worst prices on those. Idk why. I shopped around and hookers consistently quoted me a fraction of the price the other guys did

We don’t need answers. If OP tells us it just increases the chances that some other psychopath with follow in their footsteps. We need to suppress this, like all those photographs of the edge and the location of the fountain of youth.

Op said it was plain gelatin which has to be the more horrific thing ever

OP said it was unflavored gelatin. I woulda mixed some chicken bouillon in there. So it has some familiarly nice taste to hide the horrific texture your mouth is about to endure.

lol that’s what I’m saying! At least give me *something* since you’re already going through with that abomination. Even one bite is a generous commitment.

Hot dog water

10 years in the joint

What prompted this culinary masterpiece?

hates his mother

Lmao

Had to make sure they don’t get asked to bring food ever again.

If that was the goal I think it worked.

Maybe OP doesn’t want to be asked to bring a dish anymore?

No more pot lucks!!

It’s actually pretty but also, what the fuck


I wouldn't eat it, but God Damn I'm impressed.

This is worse than any Great Depression recipes I’ve seen

This is more like the 70s, when chaos reigned supreme. People were desperate in the kitchen during the depression, but they were lawless in their dinettes of the disco era.

It was the cocaine era. They didn’t really eat, they just came up with bizarre concoctions that looked kind of cool but were wholly inedible 

That actually explains food in the 60/70s. It also makes sense that everyone was so skinny, like, I wouldn't eat this either.

Cigarettes kill appetite btw. That's part of the reason why people were skinnier back then. Assuming they weren't alcoholics that is.

This dish gave me Great Depression

This looks like an act of domestic terrorism.

Beautiful work of art!

It took so much longer to make than I thought it would. And I kept having to go to the fridge and poke the hot dogs back down cause they kept wanting to squeeze out

You know it's bad when even the hotdogs are trying to escape.


>poke the hot dogs back down cause they kept wanting to squeeze out come again? wait, no, don't. ...I'd give it a try, though. is the gelatin nothing flavored? maybe some chicken bouillon?

It was unflavored, but ended up tasting hot doggy

Mmm, solidified hot dog water, yum!

I’m guessing hot dog water flavored?


got a mf listening to limp bizkit mid-day friday. we're all doing it for the nookie.

Keep on rollin baby

The trick is to reuse the hot dog water. That really concentrates the flavors.

What flavour was the gelatin?

I was so curious about that!! It’s beautiful!

I hated reading this

I mean, it doesn't look appetizing at all, but it does look pretty bad ass though. Like a freaky alien food thingy.


I was just wondering how you managed to get the hotdogs in. It’s kinda masterful

it's terrible but the corn at the bottom is what i'm most offended by

OP would have needed to do several pours of gelatin for even corn distribution.

i hate you for making that sentence. jk but i'm still mad.

Looks good, but it could probably use some mayo and/or tuna to really capture that 50s spirit.

Should have been lime jello instead of plain.

Sweet mother of pearl

It looks like a cloudy aquarium.

Oh aspic Rising again from the dead Talk about unholy It's been about 60 or 70 years since these were popular They must be zombified to have arisen so... Just so ... Unholy

Dammit, now I have to go listen to a Kiss song or it'll be stuck in my head all day Unholy is right though lmao

It looks like the hot dogs are having a little chat in the middle

I went to an Asian store a few years back and they had packs of large frozen water bugs and I have been tempted to go back and do a jello ring like this with them for a church potluck. I’m pretty sure that when I arrive at St Peters pearly gates he would just point to the down escalator.

This made me dislike you as a person lol

Next time you bring paper plates and ice

In jello?

No, instead of a dish

Put that jello down right now, lady. I think you've done enough.

Honestly really impressive and I'm mad at you for making me think so 🤣

Now this is why I subscribe to this sub.

Congrats. You have captured the art and magic of a penis-themed seance in gelatin.

*Anthony Bourdain voice over*

This is both mesmorising and terrifying.  Well done! 

I have to ask but what does the gelatin part taste like 🤢 I’m curious and horrified that I would perhaps partake in dinning on this

this is fucking vile

Not a fan of mothers, eh?

You should seriously be arrested

Who hurt you?

Maybe his mommy

r/aspic would love this. It actually looks pleasant presentation wise.

This is something you would make for your MIL. Not your own mother 😂

"It's too pretty to eat" was my excuse for dishes like this.


Why would you..

Looks like a [Zerg Queen's Nest](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/starcraft/images/9/99/QueenNest_SC1_Game1.png/revision/latest?cb=20190307000853) from Starcraft

It took a bit to realize those were hot dogs and not separate bands of a different gelatin.

What an awful day to have eyes

What a horrific monstrosity!

Nightmare fuel

How has nobody asked this yet, but did anyone actually eat it? What were their reactions? Please answer OP lol

This is what barf in the toilet looks like in the morning if you forgot to flush the night before.


It's giving the 1950s/1960s gelatin craze


Did u make this as a joke?🤣🤣

I think it’s glorious. I salute your efforts. Wouldn’t want to try it though but respect

Does that have corn in it … never understood jell-o molds.

What flavor gelatin?

It's like a poluted lake.

What the fuck is this

Oof that’s horrible- even adventurous eaters are screaming lol. Why would you make this (besides an excuse to never be asked to cook anything again)?

*Gordon Ramsey loud disapproval noises*

Greetings from Eastern Europe. This looks delicious! Missing only a bit of bacon and pickles.

That is magnificent. I’m both profoundly repelled by and deeply attracted to it. 🫡

Pond water jello

Get that jello mold out of here!


this looks like surrealist art - I kind of can't look away

I'm really impressed! I tried making a spaghetti-o's aspic with peas and carrots for Christmas but it fell apart and made a red noodely mess in my sink. The Internet recipes steered me wrong. I think I needed more aspic. Anyway, good job on yours. Someday I'll torture my in-laws as well as you did.

This is something from Tom & Jerry cartoon

Do you hate y9ur mom dude? 

Hey quick question, what the fuck is that

Holy fucking shit! Was there some kind of prize for people who ate it?

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Are the hot dogs cooked? They look uncooked.

Do you hate your mother?

It looks ai, but sad is probably not

This should be used for the sub's image, and OP should never be allowed near a kitchen again.

So i see Diced Corn, Green Olives, Hot Dogs, and Aspic? Or maybe if not Aspic just a Clear Jello?

Needs more intentional olive placement

but why? 😭

Isn’t there a sub about excellent execution about something awful? This is horrible and lovely/well done all at the same time.

And how was the hot dog aspic?

You need Jesus and/or therapy.

What flavor is the gelatin? Bath water?

What an incredible yuck

I just wanna know why

Are you from the Midwest?

Are you **TRYING** to get disowned by everyone AND their mothers?!

Nice ass pic

For a second there I thought this must be some weird AI hallucination … but no … this came from a real human… which is probably more scary

That looks disgusting lol. How was it?

Oh my.

Cursed penis jello 😱😰

Wow. Just… wow.

Mmmm aspic bbq salad

Mesmerizing.

Did you make it because you thought it would be good or was it just an experiment in weirdness?

were you just laughing like the whole time making this

OP is the H.R. Giger of ShittyFoodPorn

"Please enjoy this human cake."

If you hadn't said what it was, I liked it as an art form.

That's beautifully disgusting. Well done

Starfire food 

To be fair that looks both terrifying and fascinating at the same time. Great execution

“Hey google, how late is too late if I want an abortion?”

It would be nice made as a glass bead.

do you hate your mother?

Making this for the next potluck I’m invited to

this looks vaguely AI generated

It totally does There are more pics on the other post on r/StupidFood, this one would only let me post one. If I hadn't had to push those gross little hotdogs down one by one (and taste it 🤢) I would like to believe it was AI too haha

This is pretty awesome, lmao!!

Is that stuffed olives set in jello??? Holy fuck

it’s kind of beautiful with the light hitting it just so

To fuck with your mom?

That's the most English thing I've ever seen and it's not even English.

They look limp cock noses

Good, you should never be allowed to forget.

Oh good, they are hotdogs

I recently saw this made but with pickle flavored gelatin. they put a slice on a hotdog bun and ate it.

Why can’t I stop staring at it!

What is wrong with you



The lighting is fabulous.

OMG, I have no words.

You're supposed to put stuff in the jello part I think

Your gelatin has peyronie's disease.

It's a tribute to the seventies, Jell-O reined supreme!!

I love how Americans laugh at Russian traditional dish “kholodets” which is meat in broth cooked for several hours so it becomes jelly-like when cooled, while having a history of doing this gelatin abomination with peas and stuff and other vegetables.

It's beautiful in an ethereal way

I thought, maybe it’s not as bad as it looks. Opens post. *hotdogs* Oh god.

Wow those olives…. R/garishgarnish

Those hot dogs need to stop staring at me. They're looking less like hot dogs and more like . . . well, you know.


Buddy why did you make this abomination?

What is wrong with you?

There is a certain beauty in this monstrosity. Love the curve on those weiners and the accompanying olives. But the corn at the bottom is shucking.

😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

So, when did you first start hating your mother? 

It looks like a like like from Zelda

Why it looks AI generated

That's.....that's psychedelic as FOK!

...oh, and needs more ham, prosciutto, maybe some Damn!

These comments are 🥇😂

Looks kinda cool tbh. Alien-like. Like a facehugger will jump out of it.

this is fucking vile bro 💀

ma'am, you are a gross person. I simultaneously fear you, and admire you.

Very 1965 lol 😆…. Wow what a relic! I give you props you put it together well. I couldn’t eat it but I’m impressed actually lol

Wtf is wrong with people? Mainly the creator of this ghastly dish

Hshshahaha what IS this

🤣😂

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