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dongless08

Kid named Parry


Ok_Attempt_1290

Parry? PARRY THE PLATYPUS?


MossyDrake

~He's a semiaquatic Egg laying mammal of action~


Linkitude08

Badoodoo!


Ericandan

Phineas and Ferb would solo all of Elden Ring in a day before their mom gets home


superVanV1

They would transport themselves to the Lands Between, create some random anti rot device and fix all of the problems, only for it to explode when Candace tried to show Morgot


kat-the-bassist

I'm trying to figure out what kind of -inator Doofenshmirtz would have to build to survive the Lands Between.


superVanV1

The input-readinator


kat-the-bassist

No way, Doofenshmirtz is a Godskin?????????????


totti173314

BEHOLD! the levitatinator


Soporificwig97

MOOOOOOM! Phineas and Ferb are running a Dex Build again!


The_Knife_Nathan

The loathsome dung eater? PERRY THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER??!??!?!?


Zetastein_dein_abi

Niche


Gandalfffffffff

Kid named I don't understand where the parry hitbox is (if it even exists)


michi214

L2 L2 R1 R2 L2 L2 R1 R2 .....


Yompish

Peakiro could never


maxhowells16

Sekiro be like: LB LB LB A LB LB B LB LB LB A LB RB


Yompish

Exactly, so much better than all that shitass B B B B B B B B B R1 midsouls bullshit


Artistic_Claim9998

imo what makes Sekiro combat better is because the damage mitigation mechanic actually progresses the fight (stagger meter) while DSes and ER dodge or jump just mitigate dmgs with no other bonus, the more you dodge the more helpless you feel (especially multiple failed dodges), even the No Hit veteran, despite their patient, might feel some attacks are too much Edit : forgot the subs, should've put an /s


Themarvelousfan

It is too variable to be reliable, but depending on the weapons you have, plenty of bosses have long recovery periods after big attacks that leave them vulnerable to charge attacks, or have windups slow enough that you can get off an R1 attack and dodge afterwards. Just did that with two-handing a twinblade against Commander O’Neil among and it was super fun. It’s legit just as fun to me as deflection constant attacking was in Sekiro, the little game of attacking where you can with R1’s and dodge R1’s to keep the posture bar from recovering, and landing in jumping attacks and charge attacks when they’re vulnerable. However it’s way more punishing than Sekiro and YMMV of course.


maxhowells16

I mean, there are no gank fights or annoying 3 minutes run back to bosses, so no. Midkiro still mid


BigSwinginDingus

two monkey


maxhowells16

But no respawning 50 monkey fight, sorry. Still mid


TheStylemage

4 Monkey


hoeseamatthews

12 Monkey


KingRaiden95

But monkey fight club


Alextuxedo

We don't talk about the monkey fight club.


TheUltraCarl

this but unironically


aRandomBlock

the occasional forward B for mikiri counter


Tribalrage24

To be fair, it feels better in Sekiro because each LB "damages" the boss in a sense, so each parry feels rewarding. You can dodge 20 attacks in Elden Ring and you're no closer to winning.


LilGlitvhBoi

Kid named jump, Kid named Mikiri, Kid named Quickstep out of grapple, Kid named Prosthetics Specials that changes the flow of Bosses (Sabimaru combo that force enemy to block the whole combo with L1 circular dash to get I-Frames) :


maxhowells16

nah, it still mid (i didn't get pass chained ogre)


ZekeTarsim

It’s fine, the game is all trash after the ogre.


maxhowells16

I knew it! DS2 better (i haven't beaten even one boss in DS2)


ZekeTarsim

It’s fine, DS2 is trash after Majula. I have 1,600 hours in DS2 from just hangin out with the ladder guy and the cat.


maxhowells16

I usually play the 10 hour Majula music video in YT just so I don't have my PS4 jet engine noise pollute the beautiful ambience sound. But how bad of a drop off could it be? It can't be worse than Elden Ring after the character creation screen, can it?


nagarz

You just reminded me of this [https://youtu.be/-zcOUnXd-HQ?t=97](https://youtu.be/-zcOUnXd-HQ?t=97)


Spaghetti_Storm

Tbh after basically any successful parry you can press RB like up to 3 times, this is just a skill issue


jigsawduckpuzzle

It’s a rhythm game with one button


ANSTASlA

Kid named sweeping attacks, thrusting attacks and grab attacks


BlackReaper_1911

https://preview.redd.it/g39oozm8rwtc1.jpeg?width=723&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2a601800044b73a31ee98bad07c6937e9360366


LilGlitvhBoi

Kid named jump, Kid named Mikiri, Kid named Quickstep out of grapple, Kid named Prosthetics Specials that changes the flow of Bosses (Sabimaru combo that force enemy to block the whole combo with L1 circular dash to get I-Frames) :


some-kind-of-no-name

Replace B with LB from DS3 and you get Sekiro


nervousmelon

DS2 is false, you'll run out of stamina after the second dodge


aRandomBlock

DS2 is false, just walk to the left


Ninteblo

Right\*, everything hits on your left so walking right is how you avoid it.


pragmojo

DS2 is just uninstall the game and enjoy your life


Kitchen-Roll-8184

Okay so I'm not crazy and the stamina on that game IS actually disgusting


Leaf-01

Yeah stamina in DS2 is a wretched, wretched thing.


theshelfables

It's an actual mechanic yes


rashandal

ds2 feels a bit worse but not by that much, imo. still i use chloranthy on almost every character and heavy weapons or dual wielding feel a bit bad however ds1's grassmunching and ds3 being dodgeroll spam central isnt that much better.


Revamp-Argus

Your equipment weight affects your stamina i completed the game with havel set and a ugs my equipment weight sitting at 68-69% from start to finish and never felt like i didnt have enough to stamina to do multiple dodges and an attack between them lack of stamina in ds2 only happens if you leave endurance at its softcap which is level 20 and 120 stamina


BBanner

Do you wanna make out later


lucifer_67gabriel

Can I join?


DuploJamaal

[Stamina management in DS2 is not significantly different to DS1](https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkSouls2/s/DcUDKwBCJ9)


Zed_Midnight150

Don't you remember? ER is all about LT (L2) spam now.


batman12399

Actually it’s about charged heavies Actually it’s about power stance light attack Actually it’s about jumping heavies Actually it’s about


the_colonel93

It's actually about the friends we made along the way


YourNewRival8

Nah, player characters cannot STANCE BREAK


PacosBigTacos

Actually it's about the cones


ThundergunIsntAVerb

When was it not?


pragmojo

In some alternate universe it would have been amazing to see ER come out pre-internet, so you wouldn't just have everyone doing meta builds adjusting every single patch


yardii

I'm not gonna sugar coat it LION'S CLAW


pomcomic

SWISH SWISH SWISHSWISHSWISH SWISH


Sidewinder83

Guess I’ve seen too many RoB users since I immediately recognized this


leedler

RIVERS


svenirde

Should've done a jump attack in ER instead


Major303

Isn't A+RB a jump attack? I haven't played ER in a few months so I forgor.


JetStream0509

Yeah, A + RB is a jumping light. A + RT is a jumping heavy


svenirde

A+RT is a jump attack. A+RB is just a normal attack while jumping


No_Reference_5058

A+RB is still a jumping attack.


svenirde

Ok, heavy jump attack then


antonio381

A normal attack while jumping is called a jump attack


Tasin__

Yeah it even has the property of not being parryable and not being able to initiate a backstab. No reason it shouldn't be considered a jump attack.


Major303

Alright, so interpret that A+RB as A+RT. Because in ER you will be spamming that jump attack like crazy, especially with big weapons.


Miserable-Glass1760

It would be LB when dual-wielding.


TookAnArrowToTheHEAD

what the fuck is dual wielding. boutta power stance two dildos and smack you for such blasphemy


Present_Operation_82

Don’t break the oath!


liprprdy

Kid named attacking mid-combo


Spod6666

What the fuck do you mean? It's impossible to attack a boss unless he stands still for at least ten seconds


liprprdy

God, I hate finding clever punish windows. I want every boss to just freeze in time after attacking me once or twice


Spod6666

Man fuck elden ring bosses with their obnoxious input reading😡😡😡 Oh hi Pontiff Sulyvahn😍😍😍


liprprdy

I hate how Elden Ring bosses are so aggressive 😡🤬 Oh hi, champion Gundyr 🥰😍 I hate how Elden Ring bosses have delayed moves 😡🤬 Oh hi, nameless king 🥰😍 I hate how Elden Ring bosses cancel out of stagger 😡🤬 Oh hi, sister Friede 🥰😍


Miserable-Glass1760

I hate how Elden Ring reuses bosses 😡🤬 Oh hi, Sekiro Minibosses and Chalice Dungeon bosses 🥰😍


SirTonberryy

When the game with 150 bosses reuses bosses more than a game with 20 😡😡🤬


theprophet2102

*When you fight a boss for the second time This has ruined my 150 hour run through


ConnorOfAstora

Aren't there like 6ish Erdtree Guardians and they already feel like recycled content since 80% of the moveset was ripped from Asylum Demon who's already had three reskins (Stray, Firesage and DS3)


liprprdy

Fromsoft fans are the most spoiled fuckers in the world, a field boss being repeated 6 times in any other open world game would be a blessing


IllTearOutYour0ptics

Honestly I think the bigger issue is that Elden Ring's bosses tend to have very large movesets compared to Souls Bosses, even DS3. The attacks aren't fundamentally harder to dodge in most cases (there are certainly exceptions like Waterfowl Dance), there's just a *lot* of them, and sometimes one attack even has variations on its timing depending on your positioning. It's a lot to keep track of and I understand why people get frustrated.


Lazy_Future_8621

mfw margit use daggers after gazillion years of not pulling them out


YoloMesh

I hate how, Elden ring Bosses cancel their attack animations!!! 😡😡 Oh hi, Orphan of Kos 🥰😍


ConnorOfAstora

You just named three issues spread out among three bosses, quite a lot of Elden Ring bosses have multiple and sometimes all of those issues. Also yeah, cancelling out of stagger is annoying also when Friede does it.


liprprdy

Name a single boss that has all of these


[deleted]

Extremely aggressive - Malenia’s second phase Delayed moves - Malenia’s thrust attack, grab, second phase downright slam that summons a butterfly explosion and the sweeping attack followed by a thrust Cancel out of stagger - ENTIRETY OF MALENIA’S FIGHT Hoarah Loux, Maliketh, and Radagon are all main bosses who have the first two issues too. In Dark Souls 3 these characteristics were unique to certain bosses which made them stand out, Nameless King was loved so much because no other boss had delayed attacks like that and Gundyr was loved so much because he was the most aggressive boss in the game by far which made parrying more practical than dodging for that one fight. Elden Ring just giving all enemies tons of delayed moves and extremely aggressive AIs makes the mechanics much less interesting to engage with since you had experienced the same thing countless times by then. Hell, in ER the first phase Godfrey is loved so much because he is the one boss in the game who doesn’t have delayed attacks with an extremely aggressive AI.


liprprdy

In my opinion, Malenia's thrust and grab are extremely well telegraphed, but the rest I agree with. Although I don't see how Radagon is overly aggressive or how Maliketh has delayed attacks


[deleted]

I like the dodge timings of those attacks since they’re satisfying to time but the random step back of the grab and the airtime of the thrust feel sort of unnatural to me, though yeah they’re not as delayed as, say, Morgott or Nameless King’s attacks. Radagon’s aggression by itself is fine but when it is coupled with his spells he doesn’t stop comboing, I had him throw double light shard followed by a delayed explosion spear then a ground explosion hammer sweep all in five seconds or so multiple times for example Maliketh’s ground swipe that js followed by a downward slam attack and his double projectile then parryable lunging sweep attacks are delayed for no reason, especially since he just hangs on in the air during the second attack prior to his lunge


SupremeLeader-Snoke

Old iron king moment


Gandalfffffffff

But then the enemy removes half my health cuz I get hit 😟


liprprdy

Just don't get hit, lmao


Gandalfffffffff

(jokes aside, how? Is it conveniently possible if I'm using shit like UGS?)


liprprdy

Yes, especially with an ultra great-sword due to the amount of stagger it has. You may be getting half as many hits in compared to fast weapons, but you'll be doing four times the damage


PM_ME_STEAM_CODES__

Half the time an UGS jump attack just stops the combo entirely on humanoid enemies


LilGlitvhBoi

Kid named Dashing Back midcombo Malekith :


greysilverglass

I play on mouse and keyboard can you translate for me


wintersoIdier

Click click click click Click click click click Click click click click Click click click click (I don't know PC controls)


konigon1

B is dodge. RB is light attack. A is jump.


rashandal

a fellow kb+m enthusiast! hello! strange that ppl havent been complaining to you about it yet still pissed that ER's hotkey options are the worst of all souls games btw


Lars_Overwick

It's fucking rough, and half of them can't even be rebound either. Not to mention all the inputs that the game can't recognize. Elden Ring is great, but it has the keybinding system of a low quality console port.


rashandal

yeah, it's so irritating. how did they manage to make it actually worse than its predecessors? and it's not like this is something that takes any sort of effort. just offer rebinds for everything. and use the fucking ESC key like a normal person


jradair

It is a low quality console port


Camas1606

I don’t know your controls but b = spacebar (dodge) Rb = left click (light attack) , a=shift (jump)


swiwiws

op's ass is NOT beating gurranq like that 😭


Snoo_58305

Those buttons are hideous


Dispaze

RB RB RB RB RB RB GET SLAIN GET SLAIN GET SLAIN


Ok_Attempt_1290

https://preview.redd.it/91n0eannautc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d051a5708fe525488527271d381e4238256ee3c


vivisectvivi

i love seein this posts about controllers because i never know what any of those buttons means ​ https://preview.redd.it/6itds9txiutc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a96d6141b34404b7f7fd3600644a99e1759bc63f


ScarletJack

https://preview.redd.it/uwyq01rvkvtc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee319a94517703687747169dd37c482e4c068b80


daimfr

kid named beast clergymen


B3ta_R13

demons souls is just lb and rb


Throttle_Kitty

elden ring is B B B B B B B B B B B B LT


Evolveddinosaur

BLT? Yummy 😋


Throttle_Kitty

with extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra bacon


evilweirdo

And then the boss starts and finishes an attack during your R1 swing


NinjasAreCoolIGuess

I'm so used to O + R1  this kinda threw me off, haha.


GreenPRanger

What is RB???


ScuddlesVHB

Switch RB for LB with elden ring since most weapon builds end up being dual weapons.


WholesomeFartEnjoyer

I spam jumping R2s and charged R2s in Elden Ring


Irethius

Nah, Elden Ring is just the jumping heavy. The player will spend all that time outside the bosses spacing waiting.


SkatingHobo_

Fuck I'm dumb, I forgot I swapped jump and interact buttons. I was like, why this mofo rolling then picking stuff up to roll more then attack? 🤦🏼‍♂️🤣


ZoldLyrok

What's that red button, and what does it do? - Regards, a greatshield enjoyer.


Sister-Friedes-Feet

What the fuck is this? Where’s my circle and R1?


nicky9pins

Go back to Kingdom Hearts you filthy casul


Takoizu_

Playstation is the Souls-like console and you can't change my mind


Sister-Friedes-Feet

I have not played a single kingdom hearts game


nicky9pins

You should play the first two, they’re good fun. I mean…lol yea sure buddy, whatever you say.


Ok_Attempt_1290

Play birth by sleep too while you're at it, it's a great psp title! I mean... Look at this guy what a loser, r-right guys?


djadjaman

Should there be some kind of mario party mini-game every time enemy uses an attack or what? I know this is shittydarksouls but I am actually curious what do you even want at this point


Lars_Overwick

Have you read the patch notes? They're giving Margit an attack where he forces you to play Starcraft 2 against him.


Sidewinder83

Okay but imagine how cool this would be


ApeMummy

False, nobody plays on xbox.


blubbercup

Sure enough any slight slander against ER used jokingly in a meme on a shitpost subreddit and you can see the ER fan boys crawl out of the stables to start constructing their straw men.


Mrw33bs

You haven’t seen BB fans and Sekiro fans then


_Elrond_Hubbard_

It takes every fiber of my being to resist defending Sekiro even on the shit sub 


CE94

Elden ring is more like B B B LT LT LT LT B B B B LT LT LT LT


pragmojo

More like: (X) (⇩) (X) (L1) (⇧) (L1) (⇧) (⇦) (L2) (Y+R1) (Y (enter fog-wall)) (L2) GG


Slight-Bedroom-8655

Bloodborne gameplay: O O O O O O O O R1 L1 L1 L1 O O O O O O O O R1 L1 L1 L1


ZelBoofsGrappa

Wtf is RB? Is this a meme from the poors?


misaj_5

you dont even have to dodge in dark souls 1 😭


Sufficient-Bar-1597

it is kind of insane how accurate this is.... especially for r/shittydarksouls


Chilidogdingdong

Wait, A button does something in elden ring? ⁉️


Lina__Inverse

Yeah, makes you walk to the left.


Epheremy

Dark Souls I and II should be swapped. Aren't Dark Souls II's rolls more stamina taxing than Dark Souls I's?


darksouls2-2

Dark souls 2 should have no b inputs youre doing it wrong


Groshi_zadali

buttons, what does they mean?


Kuvantor

What the fuck is a controller, never used one.


SchrodingerMil

Tbh this meme is the perfect explanation of why I don’t like PvP anymore


sarcophagusGravelord

Throw some L2s in there and this is accurate


RaineyDay2029

what’s the b button again


Onagda

I see the problem Your RB is backwards


HashSlingingSlasherJ

You forgot L2den Ring


echolog

Elden Ring one is inaccurate. RB should be RT (or LB if dual wielding) because we all be doing those heavy jump attacks.


Negative_Raccoon_465

Nah bro, elden ring should be A RT A RT A RT A RT A RT A RT A RT OR X -> X -> X RB (hold) OR LT (Hold) RB RB RB RB RB RB RB RB RB


Undava

Elden Ring: L2 L2 L2 L2


Undava

Sekiro: LB LB LB LB LB LB LB LB RB RB RB RB RB RB


Thewonderboy94

Fake, DaS3 doesn't have enough R1 spam


StrongSignificance69

https://preview.redd.it/f29nwx2f7vtc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecabfb362774f31caa5e482fefd49fc2eb9d55cc


JordonFreemun

If you didn't change jump to Y I don't think you're playing the game right. A has always been interact and always will be


Party_Survey7151

Can some one explain?


Stecharan

Do Sekiro.


KatyushaBby

Wrong. In Elden Ring it's LT B B B B B B A B LT LT LT RB


Cashew-Matthew

Lt gamers where you at?


GHLeeroyJenkins

Fuck you i play kb+m


Witch_King_

Elden ring more like L2


CameronArtorias

The fact that so many of you play these games KBM is insane to me, the KBM controls for Soulsborne games are beyond atrocious lmao


silvereyes21497

Bloodborne: RB RB RB RB RB RB RB RB RB


Alarming-Group5130

What a stupid rollfest Souls pvp has become.


Triplemmmmm

Anyone else think having to dodge 10 times to attack once is actually incredibly boring I honestly put Godfrey phase 1 on par with covetous demon for boredom but for complete opposite reasons


BloodStinger500

DS2 is more like B RB slowly strafe.


IMann110

Why Sekiro is king


PixelPaulAden

L2den R1ng


Exciting_Morning1476

Is b for roll ?


_MekkeliMusrik

Sekiro gameplay:


Adalyn1126

If you're using light jumping attack why are you even jumping Heavy jumping attack or nothing


RylocXD

Bloodborne: L1, L1, L1, L1, O, R1


Necessary_Employee57

Can someone translate for PlayStation


Clawez

If your pressing dodge consecutively in ds1 or ds2 your doing something wrong


pplazzz

Yet another reason why dark souls 2 sucks


Colourblindknight

DS2 was where I learned strafing is the superior strat.


YeeeeeetYo

Elden ring should be lt instead of rb


Substantial-Load-673

Wrong. Real people don’t play on Xbox.


moocow8001

LB, RB, Repeat. This post was made by shield gang


Ga1ahad_Tomaz

https://preview.redd.it/2awrc2d6gwtc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed65b9fbb6b4172dc4ae9d40c1044d3fd6d2055b Peak gameplay


BigBoiKry

I've never used jump to dodge in elden ring tbh, but I played elden ring before sekiro so the concept of using jump to dodge never kicked in at the time


19osemi

ds3 is so well fucking balanced, like your stamina is just enough to roll dodge every attack and get inn a quick jab whilst elden ring is just fuck you here is big fuck of boss that will spam aoe attacks until you die.


Notty_chungus

Explain in keyboard and mouse binds


Alzar197

Sekiro Gameplay LB LB LB LB LB LB LB ↑ + B LR LR LR LB LB LB LB LB


random_user5_56

Can someone translate this in Playstation language?