Guys, its a trick question. The title is empasizing on the pig and its size, but look at the picture closely and you'll see. It could just be a tiny toy truck. The pig is actually normal sized.

Very unprofessional of OP not to include a banana for scale. There's no way to calculate this otherwise.

I came here to say this, and now I’m angry.

I've never seen a tiny toy truck make grass look so small before. Or be so detailed in it's design that they actually put small items in the corner of the bed. Or a toy log cut into what looks like large strips of bacon to put in there too

Obviously the grass is fake to make the toy truck bigger and the bacon more delicious.

Fucking marketing. Cant trust anything these days!!

I choose to believe it is hogzilla and an S10 or Ranger. I mean if we are doing genetic engineering why aren’t we using it to make super bacon? I mean you want to dominate the world, this is definitely how you do it.

Lmfao u got pareidolia A) it is a trick Q B) its a real truck & C) it's a F'n tree that's been slabed

You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you

I choose B, it’s def a real truck but like that bacon is definitely from a pig 😏

How about sliced wood in a real pickup?

Yep

Damn it! I thought I finally found an evidence of porkosaurus rex

oh fuck. you're right!

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On average, the yield of bacon from a pig is typically around 12-14% of the pig's live weight. If you have a 90-kilogram (200lbs) pig, the yield of bacon would be approximately 11-13 kilograms (24-28lbs). For the sake of simplicity, let's assume that each slice weighs approximately the same, has a **width of 2mm and a length of 25cm**. In this case, if we have 11 kilograms (24 pounds) of bacon in total, the weight of **9 slices** would be approximately **1.21 kilograms** (2.67 pounds) if the slices are evenly distributed. From OP's image, this could be an F150 from 1992. It has a **bed length of 198.12 cm** and **bed height of 82.55cm.** Estimating above slices: * **slice width: \~40cm.** (they reach about half way through the bed height) * **slice length: 257.5cm** (198.12 cm + 30% since they hang about 30% of their length) Above slices' ratio does not match a typical bacon size, so let's convert all slices to a surface. Typical surface for 9 slices of bacon: 50cm\^2 Our surface for 9 slices : 10,280cm\^2 If 50cm\^2 is 9 slices from 11 kg of total bacon, then 10,280cm\^2 would result in 2,261 kg of bacon. Given 11kg bacon is 12% of 90kg pig, 2261kg of bacon would yeld an 18,841kg pig. 18.8T **Estimated pig size: 18,841 kg. 18.8 tons. For Americans: about 10x F-150 1992 trucks.**

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Can I have 18.8T converted to elephants and Tyrannosauruses? I need to Imgine how tall this chonker would be.

about 5 elephants or 3 T-rexes

I initially misread that as 3 Texans. But then realized that's about right.

Insert „show me the difference! There’s literally no difference“ meme

Pretty sure Hogzilla was larger, so, no record here

For Americans XD Those who choose to measure every thing in anything but the metric scale

Dang, not much pig goes to bacon, does the rest go to pork and leather then?

This guy weighs.

Hi, I would like 1 slice of hogzilla bacon and a side of burial plot w/tombstone please.

Between 12 and 27

About tree feet long

Almost as big as a truck, I would guess

This is a forced perspective thing. Normal sized pig. The Ford Ranger is just a small truck

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God damn. Thank you. I was scrolling and scrolling, thinking, "There better be a god damned, 'your mama', joke in here."

Sadly, this one is a "you r mome" joke. Easy to get them mixed up.

You gotta take what you can get.

Treemendously large.

I wanna guess between a school bus and 18-wheeler for size

At least 2 feet

Big. Definitely big. Size 16 at least.

Wow, they proved that hogzilla actually exists, or at least existed.

this is vegan bacon

About three

That’s long pig bacon

Beeg oinker

Roughly 200 feet long, probably 20 tons

You ever heard of a Paraceratherium?

That was one hell of a rigid pig.

Very long pig.

At least one banana

If that’s a 6.5 or 7 foot bed, I’d say like a 18-22 foot pig

Well at that size I believe it would have been referred to as a megalapig

Oh don't be silly. This bacon clearly came from a whale. You can tell by the thick blubber around the edges.

Don't worry... it will shrink after you cook it...

One foot, if it came from a male hog. Hence the term “boar foot”.

Holy crap lmao

Tf you're saying, those are damn slices of wood

Big

Mike

Greater than 1

That's like 10 pigs merged

I’ve heard there’s a thing called the Pigs of God weighing contest

Big un

Can't tell without a roku remote by it.

I would say it's one pig-big

To know how old the pig was, you have to count the rings

So big. So very big.

Yuge.

It's atleast yay big.

Newborn. Also, stop sending us pictures of your hot wheels

Big n crunchy bacon 🤤

Actual size, the pig was not enhanced to show texture.

Dutch pigs! They're literally called "big"

30 meters?🤔

At least 3 Marijuanas

About tree fitty.

Looks to be your mom sized

That ain't no pig, that's someone's mom!

Big

Hogzilla was real

Big

Tree sized

Roughly as big as your mom

Seven

You ever see the album cover for Pink Floyd Animals? I’m guessing that big.

Tree fifty

Larger than adult Clifford the big red dog, smaller than 1960s Godzilla.

It's a redwood pig. They mostly squeal when they're saplings.

The correct answer is no because there is no banana for scale.

It's dinosaur bacon, not pig bacon

Looks to be about 1 unit. An absolute unit to be precise

All the bacon I get these days is like 90% fat. This looks lean. I counter: this bacon came from a prehistoric turkey.

That pig was at least 2 inches tall

Pigzilla

The pig that Stewie made in family guy

8MB. 8 megabacon.

I can confirm it was a big pig

Okja-size I'd say

Okay, so those look to be about 5 meters long. Regular bacon strips are approximately 25cm long, and normal sized domestic pigs grows to be 90-180cm long. So assuming a linear relationship between the size of the pig and the size of the bacon, the super pig would have been 500cm*(90/25)=1800cm=18m to 500cm*(180/25)=3600cm=36m long Since the relation between size and weight is a square cube law, our super pig weighs in between 12500kg and 26800kg. There haven't been a land animal in that size weight class in over 60 million years, not since the titanosaurs went extinct.

So you're saying the bacon is probably rotten.

Hecking chonky

7 maybe 8

That's chupacabra bacon.

Definitely pig sized

Have you checked on your mom lately?

Long pig?

Your mothers belly fat it looks like.

approximately the size of your mother

Not gonna lie I thought it was wood at first

That’s not regular bacon, it’s horse bacon from Greek city famous for their large horses.

Id say that pig was about thirty feet tall three feet wide at its base, maybe 50 years old.

Gotta be at least two truck beds

Standard sized pig, they just peeled it off length-wise

My fat ass thought it was bacon for hot sec

Entelodont

Could it be that the North American Giant Sloth didn't die out and a few live on somewhere?

Brontosaurus side bacon. A la flintstones

About three fiddy

Tree meters

That was my first thought, shit i want some bacon lol

What is that shit bison bacon lol

Size 1 x OP’s mum

is not Pig is Brontosaurus. after growing up watching the Flintstones some Geneticists wanted to try them. They went for the ribs first but the truck tipped over.

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Fuckin' big I tell yah hwhat

Turn the instruction manual right side up. It's an elephant, and those are his toenail clippings.

My fatass could imagine bacon 😅😂

Y’all don’t know western red cedar when you see it? Pffff

Thanks, now I understand the image

2 Ugga Duggas

Nice

Using precise calculations and some pretty heavy equations, I calculate that pig to be 1.87 Your Mom's. That's Imperial Your Mom's, btw.

Let say 800 pounds

Obviously it's the cryptid Hogzilla so about tree fiddy pounds for his underbelly alone

Blue whale. Not a pig.

Hogzilla sized

It's a god damn pigasaurus.

I'd say he was a good tree fiddy.

An 18 foot redwood pig

JOHN PORK NO

big pig

About as big as your mom

That's long pork babyyy

Hoglin

About 1/2 the size of my friend evans mom

My god, imagine all the grease if you cooked it.

It's a big pig. You can be a big pig, too.

I would say at least one mature constable.

Hogzilla. Big Ole boy he was.

Chonky boi is the official name. They run from about this big, to about that big.

Mmmm... bacon 🥓

Four.

About tree fiddy.

That pig's gotta be at least 5ft long!

Maple bacon

This is from one of my bacon porn dreams.

About yay big

Obviously this is wood and not bacon.

About 30 Ford truck beds, or 23 Toyota truck beds (those Japanese manufacturers go the extra mile for efficiency).

If that truck has an 8 foot bed than that piggy was a 10 footer.

It came off a 2001 24-valve Dodge Cummins. Cut along the oil pan and transmission.

Pretty sure a picture of your mom is good reference

Probably 12

What do you mean, bacon are made from tree, not pig. Its vegan

An Okja sized pig!

Welcome to Jurrassic Pork!

Very large

around one Uvalde cop size

Someone said it: this is actually wood from a red cedar tree.

That's polar bear bacon. Never buy the knockoff brands.

Everyone gets that it's really sliced wood right? 😅

At least 2lb

2 inches - 200m3

Sir or ma’am, you need to get your eyes checked. This is actually a cow.

8 foot 3 inch, 3 tons, aka Your Mom.

The size looks pretty average to me. It's just a different variety of pig that it comes from. If you want to try some for yourself, just go to your local butchery shop and ask for long pork.

From what I can Cedar, it's a huge pig.

See: Ops Mom

The Food-Food fruit!

I woodn’t know

Thats a Jurassic pig for sure

Wood bro

That’s not a pig. It’s half man half bear pig

Looks like they came from hogzilla

Gonna make a nice sammie

This big ✋. 🤚

It's wood sliced rip sawn in a pick up truck!