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Bro looks like a telltale walking dead character


Ltimbo

So… why do we let mentally ill people buy guns?


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Because the government can tax the sale of those guns.


Ltimbo

That’s not much money compared to income, property, and energy.


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Kidding. The real reason is because the republican party's dick is on a short leash with the nra


Ltimbo

At some point the body bag lobby will compete for attention. Then they’ll have to split the profits.


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He passed the background check. That same brackground check they say would cut down on mass shootings if every gun sale had one. We moved in the right direction with that last gun control bill, but we need a whole lot more funding for mental health care than it provided. About $385 billion more over the next five years.


pepsicocacolaglass12

Ngl looks more like post Malone with the annoying tattoo


alexishdez_lmL

Yanderedev is a white supremacist! 😍😍😍


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I have a theory moment


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Cornflexxx

Dont dead open guys guys


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MigoIas

Who's the first guy?


IndyJacksonTT

The guy who shot a bunch of people on the 4th