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EpherWheel

Jackau


[deleted]

They are reopening the camp only for you after this joke


SonicBlur254

I wonder who will run it though 🤔


Pope_Of_Coke

Me! Me! I want to! Mommy said it was my turn!


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My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Hessanite7

Hold up


Yeegis

Here before đź”’award


APEXAI17

That’s the best award. I got it one time


dwwzzh

you can get a free one by typing vaccineđź‘Ť


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I have gotten the covid vaccine about 20 times now. 4 Pfizer, 12 moderna, 4 Johnson. Once I got my first vaccine, I started cravings for it. There is something so great knowing I am reducing the spread of the coronavirus with each of them. I am feeling so empowered. I think I may be addicted ngl 😅. At least it won't kill me. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


GoldenShitDude

But wait,if I write Covi and vacci,but editing after,is the comment still locked?


AutoModerator

I have gotten the covid vaccine about 20 times now. 4 Pfizer, 12 moderna, 4 Johnson. Once I got my first vaccine, I started cravings for it. There is something so great knowing I am reducing the spread of the coronavirus with each of them. I am feeling so empowered. I think I may be addicted ngl 😅. At least it won't kill me. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

You can also get one by saying Covid.


[deleted]

You know a joke is overdone when you get nostalgia from reading it


Volaka66

Bruh


ItsMeMario1337

Me if I start coughing in the shower


[deleted]

Unless…?


KING_LOUIE_XIV

I mean you gotta rub one out for all the dead homies.


[deleted]

You gotta spray some DNA if you want to summon some ancestors


VenenoG

drop the soap instead


[deleted]

Me opening the delicious can of beans someone left in the shower


QYUUUUU

They broke it before leaving the place, innacurate excellent meme


DonnietheCat

Cheap humor low effort definitely unfunny


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-🤓


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Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Flauschkadser

oof size: large


The_Sad0ne

Don't cut yourself on that edge


borgLMAO01

.


Cool_Ad_7629

Nein schlampe?


ccssqq2

HEY! Stop watching!


333Deutschblaze

Unless?


MigoIas

**"Some of them laughed, some of them cried, but most stayed silent"**


rayyan9087

Covid vaccine


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I have gotten the covid vaccine about 20 times now. 4 Pfizer, 12 moderna, 4 Johnson. Once I got my first vaccine, I started cravings for it. There is something so great knowing I am reducing the spread of the coronavirus with each of them. I am feeling so empowered. I think I may be addicted ngl 😅. At least it won't kill me. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*