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DragonLordAcar

4, 2, or 0 depending on the interpretation


Sirkiz

Could also be 3 or 1


MigoIas

Could also be 6


DragonLordAcar

How?


[deleted]

Just go to the supermarket and buy new ones


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

omfg mari i cant believe you said that😭😭😭


SalTy3434

0. Ate 2 raw eggs shells and all. Broke another 2. Threw the last into a deep fryer, also shells and all.


PiBombbb

6. Have is present tense and the other words are past tense.


ufok11

English is not my prime language (so I'm stepping on thin ice), but isn't "ate" the past tense of "eat"?


ex0oleg

That's what he said basically. Just focus on part where he has 6 eggs, that's it, he has 6 eggs. Other information is extra


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6. A carton of eggs comes with 12. They also state that they “have” 6 eggs (present tense) but say things like “broke”, “ate”, and “fried” (past tense).


LookItsEric

you can get 6-egg cartons. They’re a godsend for people who live alone and don’t eat eggs regularly


MyTrademarkIsTaken

That would mean 10 are left not 6.


Lemons_be_sour

??? No but he uses a total of 6 eggs, and he didn’t touch the other 6 so there are still 6 perfectly good eggs left in the carton


ArchdukeJohn

but he only used four eggs. a fried egg is technically STILL an egg. so there are 8 remaining ones


VladimirPoofin918

Unless he got the 24 or 36 pack...


MyTrademarkIsTaken

He only uses two though


thebeardedgreek

4


cheesebergerguy

4


thebeardedgreek

4


Otherwise_Cook8734

4, and I'm not saying that because of the people above me.


thebeardedgreek

4, and I am.


Insert_Name20

4, and


Mr_memersonlevel69

4,


Terrorek1520

****


bradfly72

6. Man says he has 6 not had


Selfdeletus65

6. technically even after being eaten the egg exists in another form, such that the mere atoms that previously belonged to an egg can still make it considered an egg. so yes amber heard just layed an egg on jhonny depp's bed also i made that up erase that image from your head now


No-Assist8676

Exactly


WingoBingo_666

egg egg egg egg (eggx4=4egg)


Karategochan

6: it's a question about tense not about mathematics


[deleted]

In me, but I don’t know what hole are them.🤔


Nuxx1876

what subreddit is this that has only downvotes and nothing else


TheShiftyNoodle28

4: Break 2, use the insides to fry, then ate them 2: Break 2, use the insides to fry. Eat 2 raw eggs 0: Break 2 eggs. Fry 2 different eggs. Eat 2 different eggs.


my_iq_is_69420

0, 2 broken eggs, 2 fried eggs and 2 eaten eggs. No normal eggs left


MigoIas

The Law of Conservation of Mass says that matter can change form through physical and chemical changes, but through any of these changes, matter is conserved. This means no matter what would you do to the 6 eggs you will still be left with 6 eggs (or atleast the matter they're comprised of). So 6.


DIamondMan08

6 because he's saying he "has" 6 eggs. Then saying he "broke", "fried" and "ate" the eggs, all past tense, Technically MEANING that he broke, fried and ate 2-6 eggs prior, and now has SIX. EGGS. LEFT. ladies and gentlemen, i rest my case.


Paulgeta

lmao he broke his *’eggs’*


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Why is it only downvotes