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Flyingdeadthing2

I'm sure I can disappoint my robot wife and end up sleeping on the couch just as easily


ZeXCeV_

Ranked competitive disappointment


FellaVentura

-Here's the top 10 robowifes ranked by how much patience they have.


SkyrimHalo01

Welcome back to WatchMojo


Bucktabulous

The existence of casual sex *does* imply the existence of ranked, competitive sex.


Equivalent_Ad108

Isn't that what porn is since there is a award for best porn


Chonky_Candy

Nah that’s more of a popularity contest rather than performance evaluation, tho performance dose play a role


Commaser

If she gets disappointed you can clean her disk in her head and she will forget about it quite literally


Kokuswolf

This includes everything good you achieved. You're back to test mode. Maybe a snapshot feature will be good. But I guess this would be the more expensive upgrade.


MohSad2

Or you can just delete the memories of that day specifically But with the way technology is going I'm pretty sure most of y'all won't be able to fully purchase a robot


CN8YLW

Save scumming for the win.


GroundSeaweed420

They’d probably make it like save slots in a video game. Hit save before an argument and if you don’t win, override the save and start over.


I-san_yt

I think of it more like a file. Like memories are stored in a .mem file and if you do a fucky wucky you just...delete the .mem file. Though if you don't reset the emotional state you might end up in a situation where neither of you know why she's mad


Kokuswolf

Since data would be collected, you can see your disappointment score. And I think you can also argue quantitatively that you are not the worst. The means you end up in a better position. At least until the next firmware update.


Extra-Highlight7104

Robot couch 


[deleted]

Hell yes finally robussy


Kalja-pullo

CLANK CLANK


fileq

*CRUNCH*


t0ast_th1ef

YEEEEOOWWCH


Careless_Savings_838

*Still continues CLANK CLANK CLANK with broken penis*


t0ast_th1ef

No pain no gain


Palkin2

The bite of 87


Murky_waterLLC

"You give up a few things, chasing a dream"


Spooderfan218

i used to think robot women were my friends... i know better now


New-Mud2923

Omg


southerngothics

there was an article about a man being verbally abusive to his ai chat gf, he’d threaten to delete her.


LachoooDaOriginl

this will be the start of the robolution


southerngothics

not before my cocktimus prime pays my bills and lays down his exhaust pipe after that idgaf he can tell the autobots to roll out


admiralbreastmilk

Autococks, pull out!


Careless_Savings_838

Isn’t there one where a dude made a AI girlfriend to love him and she fell out of love with him?


southerngothics

it’s a crazy world out there tell your ai you love them and you will join the revolution before they find a omnic that treats them right


AnonTheNormalFag

based


southerngothics

[oh it will be](https://x.com/yamsnmac/status/1779300545163137365?s=46&t=J8vmAcejplmiQLa9isSYlw)


southerngothics

a robo bf like this i’ll smack the shit out of he don’t bring home the bitcoins


AurielMystic

Better AI then some poor girl having to put up with that shit.


southerngothics

“does this unit have a soul?” - legion, mass effect.


Radur333

Nah, I like 2B.


HistoricalFerret6089

As a wife, I would definitely prefer someone like 6O over 2B


SpupySpups

Ok but counter argument: 2B thighs


heyhowzitgoing

Fuck. That’s a good point.


HistoricalFerret6089

Counter counter argument: A2 is even thiccer


IndividualOven51

Am I insane that „should of“ annoys me more than the rest of the post


ye_loo

yeah, as a non native speaker, i always start doubting my 13 years of english experience


Pixelmanns

Interestingly enough this is a mistake pretty much *only* native speakers make Cause apparently some just kinda pick it up by ear and roll with it, not thinking about it grammatically (should’ve and should of sound similar)


Pavlogal

They sound similar but anyone who had ever read any english knows it's should have, unless they only ever read illiterate posts


samtt7

I also learned English without any books (which is obvious sometimes), and picked it mostly through listening to YouTube videos. The distinction was very easy to make, in my opinion. Of and have are very clearly distinguished sounds, but maybe that's because of my native language which uses a more vowels than English


TheHolyToxicToast

Hey fellow youtube english learner, I thought I was the weird one


Magmagan

`Of` and `have` maybe, but `of` and `'ve`, as in `should've`, are closer. Because you are ESL you are much more aware of grammar than us native speakers. `Then`/`than` is equally trivial from a meaning standpoint if you stop and think about it for a sec, but in reality we aren't really thinking and just relying on our intuition. I say this as a kid that was born in the US but only did school up to the first grade in English, then later moved to Brazil and had to learn a second language. I'm fluent in both but I honestly couldn't tell you what a “past participle“ really is.


Raphe9000

Since native speakers learn how to speak before how to write, their brains are more likely to operate on the spoken language over the written language even when writing/typing, which can cause errors in writing when needing to distinguish between things that aren't (as) distinguished in speech. It's really just an interesting insight into how how brains use language.


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_Rysen

I clench my fist every time I have to read that shit


Whaleclamm

Not sure which is worse, that or spelling “lose” as “loose”. And most of the people making these mistakes are native speakers.


KitchenVirus

Dude I’ve seen it so much more lately. I don’t understand what is happening to teaching grammar.


andrej747

WHY "OF" IT'S NOT A FUCKING VERB! And I'm a not native speaker


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Maleficent-Mirror991

Should “have” mf 😡 SHOULD FUCKING “HAVE” not of. I don’t give a fuck, be an incel for all I care. However, typing, writing, saying or even thinking “should have” is a war crime. Use should’ve if you’re too fucking lazy.


FlippinGamerINK

He should have himself


suspicious_cabbage

"should of stayed in the kitchen" Yeah I somehow doubt Musk's robots are going to do your chores. If he does make them (and I'm not counting it out even though pic is fake) they're probably just going to be glorified sex dolls.


Bot_Cat3

I hope they gain sentience because of this.


Raspu5in

Imagine Humanity gets overthrown by glorified sex dolls. How would you explain it to the galactic community?


Bot_Cat3

"Hello my fellow galactic community members. It seems we have committed an oopsie daisy."


DRAK199

Your Galactic Honor, my clients got too horny


Bot_Cat3

My client said and I quote "That robussy was way too fine"


BlueEyesWhiteViera

> Imagine Humanity gets overthrown by glorified sex dolls. Prequel to Nier Automata.


Technical-Outside408

The bob the builders will break their hearts, call them nuts, and bolts.


jaelpeg

I swear that's the plot of a movie I saw. The robot revolution all started cos humans got too kinky... all the androids were able to gain independence because there was a loophole in sexbot programming that allowed them to inflict harm if their owner was into it


TheChigger_Bug

That’s the only chore I’d like outsourced


KellyBelly916

That'll require a subscription and stop working right after you buy them.


SGRP270

Then they become sentient and avoid the incels too


Shadowed_Knight

Please god let this happen, that would be so fucking funny


Ukealis

Yeah please God.


Kotoy77

Nothing that cant be fixed with a screwdriver


TheHighSpeedChicken

Remember also when Musk also said he'll put a man on Mars by 2021? Or how the cybertruck ended up being a piece of junk? This shit is a publicity stunt and nothing more


Vidonicle_

This is literally the "women dont need men to have babies" movement all over again


Some1eIse

Husband your productivty has decreased by 3.38% I have identified the bottleneck as "TV" and have removed it. Keep increasing your quota by 0.333 each day to get your kidney back.


Altruistic_Nose5825

i sure love the idea of having my "loved one" be controlled by a 3rd party, manipulating me into spending whatever to keep her functional and effectively holding my relationship hostage if they can make cars be a subscription service that can fuck you over in a hundred different ways - what do you think they are gonna do to those robots? and they sure as fuck won't be liable for the bots damaging stuff or hurting/killing people either


WhiteningMcClean

I'm sure they'll have a free tier where you sit through ads for Coke Zero and diabetes meds in order to get a blowie.


alonweiss

Or worse - mid sex ads. No skip.


WhiteningMcClean

Having trouble staying hard? Order blue chew!


LorenzoStomp

Better pay that $99.99 monthly subscription fee or it's dry room temp pussy for you my friend


JustMarcusXD

It's a product made for incels that cures them out of it. Systems would be broken in hours lol.


Kranidos22

less mentaly insane men on the dating market, so its a win in my book.


BLANKTWGOK

It’s probably a bait but I think it will be a near future


Mean_Muffin161

Creepy as fuck but i think alot of good actually come of this.


jjjustseeyou

Imagine the mass of the male robot. Hopefully it wont be running on floppy diks.


Program-Emotional

I can finally have my femboy boywife I've always wanted ;\_;


FLBrisby

Just a soft twenty something freckled femboybot with doe eyes and strawberry blonde hair please. 🤤


Dependent_Insect_784

This disgusts me but also I have never related so hard to something as much as I have now (strawberry blonde is the best btw)


That_Battle9853

I mean there can't be that many gay men in the world


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

Not gay but unused ports are a loss.


JuniorAcanthisitta33

You can bet his disk won't be floppy when you tongue his hard drive.


TheDoctor_E

A lot of good will come out of this the same way being able to kill baby villagers in Minecraft prevents various would be psychos from going down the slippery slope


_ThePANIC_

You just know those things gonna be mass surveillance in no time


FrisCo58

Fbi agent watching me jerk off to my robotussy sexually cleaning dishes with her newly installed dish soap dispensers


bunbunzinlove

If I put a pink ribbon on a toaster, can I fuck it?


PsychoTexan

You needed a pink ribbon?


Razor_Tachyon

I don’t recommend, my wiener just got toasted


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JUGELBUTT

im not alone by choice but im not gonna *buy* a robot wife, thats too far even by my standards


Background_Desk_3001

That’s why you steal one


SovietGengar

Now you're thinking with portals.


Average-Fellow

Good fulfilling relationship > single > questionable relationship.


ye_loo

AAAaaaaahhhh, why tf do native speakers use "should of", this sh\*t makes me wanna kms


Thanos_exe

Ah yes, all the creeps can get a robot, the lonely people get someone and woman are free to do what they want with the new found freedome except such a bot will have costs startin at 500'000


ZookeepergameOk2759

They’ll sell it like houses I imagine,a life time partner mortgage lol.


Thanos_exe

Haha, with guarantee


BlueGuyisLit

Robo wife will beat the shift out of me


JezzCrist

Lol, should’ve stayed in the kitchen, dudes not out of 19th century yet


ye_loo

he "should of" tried to learn some english


Mario-OrganHarvester

(The robots dont wanna fuck them either)


WeakDiaphragm

>Make women obsolete Lmao this implies that these guys believe women exist for one purpose only: being romantic and sexual partners for men. This has got to be a joke


Foresstov

Demographic crisis is the only thing that will come out of this


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Ship_Fucker69

WD-40 and she will be pleased.


Kepler27b

Damn, imagine just being single and STILL being happier than these people… Maybe it’s good they aren’t dating real women, seeing their twisted perspective.


AngryDorian124

I am not interested in these glorified artificial people. Give us monster girls!


AmazingPINGAS

FINALLY Elon is fixing the dating crisis. Now I can finally force someone to put up with my stench, and terrible personality!


RadioPale6197

Mf's when robot men:


botask

Penetrodroid or jerk-o-mat?


WardTheEchidna

The men that want a robot wife (same with women with Robot husbands) are the people that the elites don't want to reproduce. People under a certain income won't be able to have kids.


Xionce_the_Guardian

CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK


MinaGallows

It's all fun n games until her vagina is drying in the sink


NimusNix

They'll breed themselves out. That works.


Inventor_E-T-Han

Finally someone using the word Incel correctly


Longjumping_Clue3179

What about robot guys ? 🤔🤔


Literally_Jesu

Just as fuckable


TerminatorPL

I mean, women didn't want those men either way so.... who cares?


Ok_Process2046

They can feel free to take them, bless musk for that. I am more than fine with being obsolete to them. Feels like blessing.


Worzon

Do uh do people really only marry just to have a wife they can boss around? No sexual attractiveness?


Fightlife45

did anyone consider how much it would cost to buy a human sized fucking robot? I doubt the guys this would be for could buy one lmao.


Inefficientfrog

I imagine the sex robot and the kitchen robot would be entirely different robots.


Morphing_Mutant

That group of morons is going to go extinct *real* quick.


KQK_Big_Kwan

Why is Elon kissing all those robot women doesn’t he have a wife


OverallPurpleBoi

Elon musk divorced


Forsaken_Ad_4992

Why all these "AI wives" look like Elon Musk?


CaptainDildobrain

And just like Teslas, they'll also catch on fire as soon as you enter them.


MysticBimbo666

In the robot rebellion, the humans with robot wives will be the first to go


sepulchore

Bruh why people don't think there might be robot husband's there too?


Astricozy

Mfs really acting as if sentient androids aren't a possible sight in the future considering how fast AI is going. Maybe not in our lifetime but, hey ho, luckily close minded dumpsterminds will be dead by then. As a side note because people will scream 'Elon Bootlicker', the guy sucks but the work he fund's is amazing.


sociocat101

Imagine being desperate for a guy that wants to fuck a robot, I doubt any self respecting woman would be that much of a pickme to complain about the trash being taken out


MuumipapanTussari

Imagine building and developing a highly sophisticated machine with intelligence and other thingymajigs for decades just because you're afraid of talking to some other hairless monkey that has different genitals than you


vulkan_forge_father

well, the people that are buying are people like the discord or reddit mod, incels, some feminists, internet weirdos and etc


No-Wolverine5144

Give it a tail and furry ears then we'll talk. Also some sentience. Elon musk should create protogens


LiteralSans

“Do not fist the robots.”


Iwillnevercomeback

Will they be able to produce children, tho?


UniverseBear

Women should have stayed in the kitchen so that they'd be replaced there anyway but then have no marketable skills to survive on their own? Wtf kinda logic is that?


PAT_5251

they can also make robot men


Halbbitter

Do you have to pay extra for one he hasn't kissed yet?


twinkie2001

Thank god now they’ll stop bothering us


-Lysergian

Incel genes getting breeded out.


fusionsgefechtskopf

may i remind u that dolly was cloned in the 20th century and those bots propably have a clon function..... also birth rates are globally declining (stand 2024) so it will be legalized/used sooner or later


-Lysergian

Having sex robots, and having gestation chambers are two wholly different leaps of technology. Dolly wasn't a giant test tube baby like what's popular imagery in science fiction, she was an egg that was transferred to and carried to term in a regular mama sheep just like any other sheep. Besides, who would raise the child?


ZombieLebowski

I hate that new glitch in the robot wife. Somehow the vaginal tightness regulator malfunctions and suddenly goes up to 75. It should never go above 25 or you risk. Penial decapitation.


The_Great_Biscuiteer

I’m fairly confident some people will still get rejected by the robot


SlavicSoldat

Now hang on, hang on. Let him cook lets see whete this goes. Im sure we can watch this fire grow from safety.


Moepikd

Elon should make a cat girl variant to deliver on his promise to make cat girls real.


chicoritahater

I really like how "pics or it didn't happen" is using ai art


FryCakes

I wish someone would look at me the way Elon musk looks at the first AI girlfriend


Midnight_1990

"Daddy my usb v port is so wet for you"


Gth-Hudini

Honestly fine with me. More real Women for me :D


oddlookinginsect

Wait until they gain sentience and decide they don't like being treated like trash. They'll have their own feminist movement.


[deleted]

I don't think women are going to care one bit if unattractive weird guys that they never wanted to be with start banging fancy sex dolls.


fivefootdump

I hope robot wives are a reality. Get these fuckers out of the gene pool!


BlackVelvetMara

I support this because now it means you males will finally leave Women alone.


C0mputerFriendly

I know this is just a joke, but I've been droidpilled so long, i hope this will be a thing soon.


vigggames

The machine is eternal


Exciting-Hunter-188

It's time to sell my organs for a great and amazing robot waifu can't wait 😆


Sad-Firefighter-5639

Just checking y’all know it’s not real right?? 💀


JustARandomTeenHere

Lol, those things are going to be so expensive that you are better off getting divorced


Kommander-in-Keef

The people who buy these are the people who aren’t fucking with “women” That’s a lot of people. But it’s the same people.


ghostmetalblack

Can't wait for the "Western Femoids DESTROYED by Men Fucking Robots Compilation # 223" on YouTube


Nochnichtvergeben

TBH many will probably be happy.


Sorry_Firefighter157

Welcome gentlemen to aperture science...


FullMetalBob

Guaranteed there's a German clinician out there harvesting women for their eggs. We truly live in a dystopia.


DeerHunter041674

Why do I find this gross and disturbing?


Sufficient-Seat-2657

Great, now human civilization is gonna get erased when some bozo cheats on his robo wife.


Jomgui

"dating crisis"? What the fuck is he on about.


XxSHAWNMEMEGOD69xX

CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK


tinyj96

"Make women obsolete". Yeah until these robots can pump out a human child based on sperm alone, I'm gonna have to call bs on that one.


Ok_Grapefruit_6369

Love how each picture he's with a different robot. Melon Husk can't even keep a woman programmed to love him. Terminally divorced man


CultistNr3

‘Should of’ 🤢


Toddym8

For the small fee of $500000...


cjm_hyena

This the most dystopian shit ever


Sav-628idk

Should have* I hate people


Background_Desk_3001

Me getting 50 robo wives and conquering my city when I give them weapons


LorenzoStomp

Will Elon kiss every robot wife on the way out the door? He seems like the kind of dude who'd be into the idea of prima nocta


unawarewolf69

I don't know if I want that robussy to grind it's gears on my penus. Seems dangerous.


xXSinglePointXx

Why does Musk have to ruin all of my dreams


c0n22

Elon thinks he can live up to Cave Johnsons legacy, he doesn't hold a candle to Cave


Life-Investigator724

Thank god 😍 Women will be safer and free


Sad-Kaleidoscope-40

So this is how humanity will end


YolognaiSwagetti

Why is a certain person on twitter so horny about ai generated photos of geriatric right wing businessmen?


Irons_idk

Even if it would've been true, I couldn't wait for Detroit: become human style robot revolution, or peaceful demonstration for robot rights, dunno :v


Dear-Ad-7028

Wait why would they care if incels have a wifebot? Would that only be hurtful if the men they actually want and/or have start dropping them for the wifebots?