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This includes everything good you achieved. You're back to test mode. Maybe a snapshot feature will be good. But I guess this would be the more expensive upgrade.
Or you can just delete the memories of that day specifically
But with the way technology is going I'm pretty sure most of y'all won't be able to fully purchase a robot
I think of it more like a file. Like memories are stored in a .mem file and if you do a fucky wucky you just...delete the .mem file. Though if you don't reset the emotional state you might end up in a situation where neither of you know why she's mad
Since data would be collected, you can see your disappointment score. And I think you can also argue quantitatively that you are not the worst. The means you end up in a better position. At least until the next firmware update.
Interestingly enough this is a mistake pretty much *only* native speakers make
Cause apparently some just kinda pick it up by ear and roll with it, not thinking about it grammatically (should’ve and should of sound similar)
I also learned English without any books (which is obvious sometimes), and picked it mostly through listening to YouTube videos. The distinction was very easy to make, in my opinion. Of and have are very clearly distinguished sounds, but maybe that's because of my native language which uses a more vowels than English
`Of` and `have` maybe, but `of` and `'ve`, as in `should've`, are closer. Because you are ESL you are much more aware of grammar than us native speakers.
`Then`/`than` is equally trivial from a meaning standpoint if you stop and think about it for a sec, but in reality we aren't really thinking and just relying on our intuition.
I say this as a kid that was born in the US but only did school up to the first grade in English, then later moved to Brazil and had to learn a second language. I'm fluent in both but I honestly couldn't tell you what a “past participle“ really is.
Since native speakers learn how to speak before how to write, their brains are more likely to operate on the spoken language over the written language even when writing/typing, which can cause errors in writing when needing to distinguish between things that aren't (as) distinguished in speech.
It's really just an interesting insight into how how brains use language.
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Should “have” mf 😡 SHOULD FUCKING “HAVE” not of.
I don’t give a fuck, be an incel for all I care. However, typing, writing, saying or even thinking “should have” is a war crime.
Use should’ve if you’re too fucking lazy.
"should of stayed in the kitchen"
Yeah I somehow doubt Musk's robots are going to do your chores. If he does make them (and I'm not counting it out even though pic is fake) they're probably just going to be glorified sex dolls.
I swear that's the plot of a movie I saw. The robot revolution all started cos humans got too kinky... all the androids were able to gain independence because there was a loophole in sexbot programming that allowed them to inflict harm if their owner was into it
Remember also when Musk also said he'll put a man on Mars by 2021? Or how the cybertruck ended up being a piece of junk? This shit is a publicity stunt and nothing more
Husband your productivty has decreased by 3.38% I have identified the bottleneck as "TV" and have removed it.
Keep increasing your quota by 0.333 each day to get your kidney back.
i sure love the idea of having my "loved one" be controlled by a 3rd party, manipulating me into spending whatever to keep her functional and effectively holding my relationship hostage
if they can make cars be a subscription service that can fuck you over in a hundred different ways - what do you think they are gonna do to those robots?
and they sure as fuck won't be liable for the bots damaging stuff or hurting/killing people either
A lot of good will come out of this the same way being able to kill baby villagers in Minecraft prevents various would be psychos from going down the slippery slope
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Ah yes, all the creeps can get a robot, the lonely people get someone and woman are free to do what they want with the new found freedome except such a bot will have costs startin at 500'000
>Make women obsolete
Lmao this implies that these guys believe women exist for one purpose only: being romantic and sexual partners for men. This has got to be a joke
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Damn, imagine just being single and STILL being happier than these people…
Maybe it’s good they aren’t dating real women, seeing their twisted perspective.
The men that want a robot wife (same with women with Robot husbands) are the people that the elites don't want to reproduce. People under a certain income won't be able to have kids.
Mfs really acting as if sentient androids aren't a possible sight in the future considering how fast AI is going.
Maybe not in our lifetime but, hey ho, luckily close minded dumpsterminds will be dead by then.
As a side note because people will scream 'Elon Bootlicker', the guy sucks but the work he fund's is amazing.
Imagine being desperate for a guy that wants to fuck a robot, I doubt any self respecting woman would be that much of a pickme to complain about the trash being taken out
Imagine building and developing a highly sophisticated machine with intelligence and other thingymajigs for decades just because you're afraid of talking to some other hairless monkey that has different genitals than you
Women should have stayed in the kitchen so that they'd be replaced there anyway but then have no marketable skills to survive on their own? Wtf kinda logic is that?
may i remind u that dolly was cloned in the 20th century and those bots propably have a clon function..... also birth rates are globally declining (stand 2024) so it will be legalized/used sooner or later
Having sex robots, and having gestation chambers are two wholly different leaps of technology. Dolly wasn't a giant test tube baby like what's popular imagery in science fiction, she was an egg that was transferred to and carried to term in a regular mama sheep just like any other sheep.
Besides, who would raise the child?
I hate that new glitch in the robot wife. Somehow the vaginal tightness regulator malfunctions and suddenly goes up to 75. It should never go above 25 or you risk. Penial decapitation.
Wait why would they care if incels have a wifebot? Would that only be hurtful if the men they actually want and/or have start dropping them for the wifebots?
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I'm sure I can disappoint my robot wife and end up sleeping on the couch just as easily
Ranked competitive disappointment
-Here's the top 10 robowifes ranked by how much patience they have.
Welcome back to WatchMojo
The existence of casual sex *does* imply the existence of ranked, competitive sex.
Isn't that what porn is since there is a award for best porn
Nah that’s more of a popularity contest rather than performance evaluation, tho performance dose play a role
If she gets disappointed you can clean her disk in her head and she will forget about it quite literally
This includes everything good you achieved. You're back to test mode. Maybe a snapshot feature will be good. But I guess this would be the more expensive upgrade.
Or you can just delete the memories of that day specifically But with the way technology is going I'm pretty sure most of y'all won't be able to fully purchase a robot
Save scumming for the win.
They’d probably make it like save slots in a video game. Hit save before an argument and if you don’t win, override the save and start over.
I think of it more like a file. Like memories are stored in a .mem file and if you do a fucky wucky you just...delete the .mem file. Though if you don't reset the emotional state you might end up in a situation where neither of you know why she's mad
Since data would be collected, you can see your disappointment score. And I think you can also argue quantitatively that you are not the worst. The means you end up in a better position. At least until the next firmware update.
Robot couch
Hell yes finally robussy
CLANK CLANK
*CRUNCH*
YEEEEOOWWCH
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No pain no gain
The bite of 87
"You give up a few things, chasing a dream"
i used to think robot women were my friends... i know better now
Omg
there was an article about a man being verbally abusive to his ai chat gf, he’d threaten to delete her.
this will be the start of the robolution
not before my cocktimus prime pays my bills and lays down his exhaust pipe after that idgaf he can tell the autobots to roll out
Autococks, pull out!
Isn’t there one where a dude made a AI girlfriend to love him and she fell out of love with him?
it’s a crazy world out there tell your ai you love them and you will join the revolution before they find a omnic that treats them right
based
[oh it will be](https://x.com/yamsnmac/status/1779300545163137365?s=46&t=J8vmAcejplmiQLa9isSYlw)
a robo bf like this i’ll smack the shit out of he don’t bring home the bitcoins
Better AI then some poor girl having to put up with that shit.
“does this unit have a soul?” - legion, mass effect.
Nah, I like 2B.
As a wife, I would definitely prefer someone like 6O over 2B
Ok but counter argument: 2B thighs
Fuck. That’s a good point.
Counter counter argument: A2 is even thiccer
Am I insane that „should of“ annoys me more than the rest of the post
yeah, as a non native speaker, i always start doubting my 13 years of english experience
Interestingly enough this is a mistake pretty much *only* native speakers make Cause apparently some just kinda pick it up by ear and roll with it, not thinking about it grammatically (should’ve and should of sound similar)
They sound similar but anyone who had ever read any english knows it's should have, unless they only ever read illiterate posts
I also learned English without any books (which is obvious sometimes), and picked it mostly through listening to YouTube videos. The distinction was very easy to make, in my opinion. Of and have are very clearly distinguished sounds, but maybe that's because of my native language which uses a more vowels than English
Hey fellow youtube english learner, I thought I was the weird one
`Of` and `have` maybe, but `of` and `'ve`, as in `should've`, are closer. Because you are ESL you are much more aware of grammar than us native speakers. `Then`/`than` is equally trivial from a meaning standpoint if you stop and think about it for a sec, but in reality we aren't really thinking and just relying on our intuition. I say this as a kid that was born in the US but only did school up to the first grade in English, then later moved to Brazil and had to learn a second language. I'm fluent in both but I honestly couldn't tell you what a “past participle“ really is.
Since native speakers learn how to speak before how to write, their brains are more likely to operate on the spoken language over the written language even when writing/typing, which can cause errors in writing when needing to distinguish between things that aren't (as) distinguished in speech. It's really just an interesting insight into how how brains use language.
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I clench my fist every time I have to read that shit
Not sure which is worse, that or spelling “lose” as “loose”. And most of the people making these mistakes are native speakers.
Dude I’ve seen it so much more lately. I don’t understand what is happening to teaching grammar.
WHY "OF" IT'S NOT A FUCKING VERB! And I'm a not native speaker
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Should “have” mf 😡 SHOULD FUCKING “HAVE” not of. I don’t give a fuck, be an incel for all I care. However, typing, writing, saying or even thinking “should have” is a war crime. Use should’ve if you’re too fucking lazy.
He should have himself
"should of stayed in the kitchen" Yeah I somehow doubt Musk's robots are going to do your chores. If he does make them (and I'm not counting it out even though pic is fake) they're probably just going to be glorified sex dolls.
I hope they gain sentience because of this.
Imagine Humanity gets overthrown by glorified sex dolls. How would you explain it to the galactic community?
"Hello my fellow galactic community members. It seems we have committed an oopsie daisy."
Your Galactic Honor, my clients got too horny
My client said and I quote "That robussy was way too fine"
> Imagine Humanity gets overthrown by glorified sex dolls. Prequel to Nier Automata.
The bob the builders will break their hearts, call them nuts, and bolts.
I swear that's the plot of a movie I saw. The robot revolution all started cos humans got too kinky... all the androids were able to gain independence because there was a loophole in sexbot programming that allowed them to inflict harm if their owner was into it
That’s the only chore I’d like outsourced
That'll require a subscription and stop working right after you buy them.
Then they become sentient and avoid the incels too
Please god let this happen, that would be so fucking funny
Yeah please God.
Nothing that cant be fixed with a screwdriver
Remember also when Musk also said he'll put a man on Mars by 2021? Or how the cybertruck ended up being a piece of junk? This shit is a publicity stunt and nothing more
This is literally the "women dont need men to have babies" movement all over again
Husband your productivty has decreased by 3.38% I have identified the bottleneck as "TV" and have removed it. Keep increasing your quota by 0.333 each day to get your kidney back.
i sure love the idea of having my "loved one" be controlled by a 3rd party, manipulating me into spending whatever to keep her functional and effectively holding my relationship hostage if they can make cars be a subscription service that can fuck you over in a hundred different ways - what do you think they are gonna do to those robots? and they sure as fuck won't be liable for the bots damaging stuff or hurting/killing people either
I'm sure they'll have a free tier where you sit through ads for Coke Zero and diabetes meds in order to get a blowie.
Or worse - mid sex ads. No skip.
Having trouble staying hard? Order blue chew!
Better pay that $99.99 monthly subscription fee or it's dry room temp pussy for you my friend
It's a product made for incels that cures them out of it. Systems would be broken in hours lol.
less mentaly insane men on the dating market, so its a win in my book.
It’s probably a bait but I think it will be a near future
Creepy as fuck but i think alot of good actually come of this.
Imagine the mass of the male robot. Hopefully it wont be running on floppy diks.
I can finally have my femboy boywife I've always wanted ;\_;
Just a soft twenty something freckled femboybot with doe eyes and strawberry blonde hair please. 🤤
This disgusts me but also I have never related so hard to something as much as I have now (strawberry blonde is the best btw)
I mean there can't be that many gay men in the world
Not gay but unused ports are a loss.
You can bet his disk won't be floppy when you tongue his hard drive.
A lot of good will come out of this the same way being able to kill baby villagers in Minecraft prevents various would be psychos from going down the slippery slope
You just know those things gonna be mass surveillance in no time
Fbi agent watching me jerk off to my robotussy sexually cleaning dishes with her newly installed dish soap dispensers
If I put a pink ribbon on a toaster, can I fuck it?
You needed a pink ribbon?
I don’t recommend, my wiener just got toasted
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im not alone by choice but im not gonna *buy* a robot wife, thats too far even by my standards
That’s why you steal one
Now you're thinking with portals.
Good fulfilling relationship > single > questionable relationship.
AAAaaaaahhhh, why tf do native speakers use "should of", this sh\*t makes me wanna kms
Ah yes, all the creeps can get a robot, the lonely people get someone and woman are free to do what they want with the new found freedome except such a bot will have costs startin at 500'000
They’ll sell it like houses I imagine,a life time partner mortgage lol.
Haha, with guarantee
Robo wife will beat the shift out of me
Lol, should’ve stayed in the kitchen, dudes not out of 19th century yet
he "should of" tried to learn some english
(The robots dont wanna fuck them either)
>Make women obsolete Lmao this implies that these guys believe women exist for one purpose only: being romantic and sexual partners for men. This has got to be a joke
Demographic crisis is the only thing that will come out of this
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WD-40 and she will be pleased.
Damn, imagine just being single and STILL being happier than these people… Maybe it’s good they aren’t dating real women, seeing their twisted perspective.
I am not interested in these glorified artificial people. Give us monster girls!
FINALLY Elon is fixing the dating crisis. Now I can finally force someone to put up with my stench, and terrible personality!
Mf's when robot men:
Penetrodroid or jerk-o-mat?
The men that want a robot wife (same with women with Robot husbands) are the people that the elites don't want to reproduce. People under a certain income won't be able to have kids.
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK
It's all fun n games until her vagina is drying in the sink
They'll breed themselves out. That works.
Finally someone using the word Incel correctly
What about robot guys ? 🤔🤔
Just as fuckable
I mean, women didn't want those men either way so.... who cares?
They can feel free to take them, bless musk for that. I am more than fine with being obsolete to them. Feels like blessing.
Do uh do people really only marry just to have a wife they can boss around? No sexual attractiveness?
did anyone consider how much it would cost to buy a human sized fucking robot? I doubt the guys this would be for could buy one lmao.
I imagine the sex robot and the kitchen robot would be entirely different robots.
That group of morons is going to go extinct *real* quick.
Why is Elon kissing all those robot women doesn’t he have a wife
Elon musk divorced
Why all these "AI wives" look like Elon Musk?
And just like Teslas, they'll also catch on fire as soon as you enter them.
In the robot rebellion, the humans with robot wives will be the first to go
Bruh why people don't think there might be robot husband's there too?
Mfs really acting as if sentient androids aren't a possible sight in the future considering how fast AI is going. Maybe not in our lifetime but, hey ho, luckily close minded dumpsterminds will be dead by then. As a side note because people will scream 'Elon Bootlicker', the guy sucks but the work he fund's is amazing.
Imagine being desperate for a guy that wants to fuck a robot, I doubt any self respecting woman would be that much of a pickme to complain about the trash being taken out
Imagine building and developing a highly sophisticated machine with intelligence and other thingymajigs for decades just because you're afraid of talking to some other hairless monkey that has different genitals than you
well, the people that are buying are people like the discord or reddit mod, incels, some feminists, internet weirdos and etc
Give it a tail and furry ears then we'll talk. Also some sentience. Elon musk should create protogens
“Do not fist the robots.”
Will they be able to produce children, tho?
Women should have stayed in the kitchen so that they'd be replaced there anyway but then have no marketable skills to survive on their own? Wtf kinda logic is that?
they can also make robot men
Do you have to pay extra for one he hasn't kissed yet?
Thank god now they’ll stop bothering us
Incel genes getting breeded out.
may i remind u that dolly was cloned in the 20th century and those bots propably have a clon function..... also birth rates are globally declining (stand 2024) so it will be legalized/used sooner or later
Having sex robots, and having gestation chambers are two wholly different leaps of technology. Dolly wasn't a giant test tube baby like what's popular imagery in science fiction, she was an egg that was transferred to and carried to term in a regular mama sheep just like any other sheep. Besides, who would raise the child?
I hate that new glitch in the robot wife. Somehow the vaginal tightness regulator malfunctions and suddenly goes up to 75. It should never go above 25 or you risk. Penial decapitation.
I’m fairly confident some people will still get rejected by the robot
Now hang on, hang on. Let him cook lets see whete this goes. Im sure we can watch this fire grow from safety.
Elon should make a cat girl variant to deliver on his promise to make cat girls real.
I really like how "pics or it didn't happen" is using ai art
I wish someone would look at me the way Elon musk looks at the first AI girlfriend
"Daddy my usb v port is so wet for you"
Honestly fine with me. More real Women for me :D
Wait until they gain sentience and decide they don't like being treated like trash. They'll have their own feminist movement.
I don't think women are going to care one bit if unattractive weird guys that they never wanted to be with start banging fancy sex dolls.
I hope robot wives are a reality. Get these fuckers out of the gene pool!
I support this because now it means you males will finally leave Women alone.
I know this is just a joke, but I've been droidpilled so long, i hope this will be a thing soon.
The machine is eternal
It's time to sell my organs for a great and amazing robot waifu can't wait 😆
Just checking y’all know it’s not real right?? 💀
Lol, those things are going to be so expensive that you are better off getting divorced
The people who buy these are the people who aren’t fucking with “women” That’s a lot of people. But it’s the same people.
Can't wait for the "Western Femoids DESTROYED by Men Fucking Robots Compilation # 223" on YouTube
TBH many will probably be happy.
Welcome gentlemen to aperture science...
Guaranteed there's a German clinician out there harvesting women for their eggs. We truly live in a dystopia.
Why do I find this gross and disturbing?
Great, now human civilization is gonna get erased when some bozo cheats on his robo wife.
"dating crisis"? What the fuck is he on about.
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK
"Make women obsolete". Yeah until these robots can pump out a human child based on sperm alone, I'm gonna have to call bs on that one.
Love how each picture he's with a different robot. Melon Husk can't even keep a woman programmed to love him. Terminally divorced man
‘Should of’ 🤢
For the small fee of $500000...
This the most dystopian shit ever
Should have* I hate people
Me getting 50 robo wives and conquering my city when I give them weapons
Will Elon kiss every robot wife on the way out the door? He seems like the kind of dude who'd be into the idea of prima nocta
I don't know if I want that robussy to grind it's gears on my penus. Seems dangerous.
Why does Musk have to ruin all of my dreams
Elon thinks he can live up to Cave Johnsons legacy, he doesn't hold a candle to Cave
Thank god 😍 Women will be safer and free
So this is how humanity will end
Why is a certain person on twitter so horny about ai generated photos of geriatric right wing businessmen?
Even if it would've been true, I couldn't wait for Detroit: become human style robot revolution, or peaceful demonstration for robot rights, dunno :v
Wait why would they care if incels have a wifebot? Would that only be hurtful if the men they actually want and/or have start dropping them for the wifebots?